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Obligatory bump.

I've found
>a dildo
>a bag of old porn
>used condoms

I found syringes, broken television sets, and a rock someone painted some cryptic shit on.

>a couch
>a baseball bat with something on it
>something that looked like a dead body sitting behind the couch
>smashed in tv a bit away
>me and brother nope the fuck out of there

A bag of weed. A pipe. One time I found a dog and a cat that had been shoved into it's stomach cavity and around it a form of a pentagram. People do some sick shit.

I was walking in the woods on the border of my town, when I came across this tiny shitty filthy orange tent next to an open septic tank entrance. I checked it out, and there was nothing in the tent except some dirty sneakers. At that point, I assumed it was just a hobo or something, but then this dude literally climbed out of the septic tank covered in shit and chased me while swearing at me.

I have never ran faster in my life. Never going back in the woods, fucking crazy hobos.

one of those kiddie pedal cars, a really old one made of all metal, rusting away into the ground with leaves almost covering it. this was a longway from any road.

Camping for work, we found an abandoned barn with a dead horse in it. It's head was a good hundred yards from the body.

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Most interesting thing I've found in the woods was an old abandoned pickup that was left still for so long it was starting to get buried and overgrown, like you couldn't see the floor and you could barely see the pedals.

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All I've found is porn.

I think what's truly weird is that almost everyone I know who grew up with access to woodlands has a story about finding porn in the woods.

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>>10431382
Ok this one is genuinely eerie.

an old ammunition box with a secret bottom. Inside was weed

I found a bulldog, gutted and hanged by it's collar 30 feet up an oaktree.

There was a story that was posted in one of these "Weird shit in the woods" threads a while ago about a guy that spent a weekend in the woods on a dare and ended up finding a weird shack that had T.V. hooked up to a VCR which contained a video tape in of a woman getting raped.

Anyone have that shit?

I found a small tablet on the side of a small hill.
And ive been able to become invisible since.

>>10431363

He only wanted a hug.
:-D

Me and a bunch of friends of mine go into the woods in the back of our streets in the middle of the night,and we found a HUGE cross sitting in the middle of a field, and we decided to only go in those woods in the day.

Hey sweet.
This is OP. I thought this thread died.
Keep up the kewl stories.
Bumping.

I once found a pile of empty purses, and a house made of bikes in the mountains

Found a rotten goat with like, flipper feet. Like a duck. In a stream after a flood. Wouldn't have seen it if it weren't for the turkey vulture eating it that flew off when I got close.

Found an escaped convict or something (was running from the law) at a mountain lake I was fishing. His fat old gf was there too. Nice people, fished with the guy all day and he taught me how to make a bomb out of foil and oven cleaner. Offered me drugs too lol

stone stairs in a hillside and giant stone slabs that look similar to an altar out of a book on top of large hills/mountains.

>be 6
>hiking in woods with dad, who at this time is a crackhead
>hear horrid whining/buzzing noise
>dad says "its hyenas. We have to get the Fuck outta here"
>don't know what a hyenas is, but Fuck if I'm finding out today
>run for my life, barely make it back to car before hyenas got me.

>be like a year ago
>remember this story
>realize no hyenas in Oregon
>realize noise was just a guy with a chainsaw
>I ran for my life because dad told me a logger in the distance was a hyena
>dad died two years ago so I can't ask about it
>wtf dad

i remember findingg a really really rusty old shank that looked like it had dried blood or something on it. I was only like seven so my brother and his friends dragged me away from the site pretty fucking quickly. I remember there being something under a pile of leaves as well....

We dont have woods down here, but we do have jungles. I remember going to hike with my dad, found a path across the jungle towards the sea. Followed the path, nothing unusual, just the common sounds of birds and animals. Arrived the sea and could see to the right a stranded ship, like 2km away, it seemed pretty impressive. we started walking to it but had to stop or night would catch us.

A decaying abandoned car that looks like its from the 70's with many bumper stickers relating to lakes.

A blue bicycle turned over into a unoccupied smoldering campfire.

The scariest thing to find in the woods is another person. What's even scarier is that 9 times out of 10 you won't find them but they see you. I know this for sure because i have often had people walk right below my treestand without looking up. Or at the bottom of the hill while I'm up on the ridge scoping them to see what gun they have. I've wondered what would happen if I just took the shot and booked it out of there. Lolprobablyjail but shit it'd be so easy. And you come to realize there have been guys that you'd never even seen that had the same opportunity to kill you.

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>>10432722
>calls an exploding 2 liter a bomb

The guy probably had a warrant for back pay child support or something pussy like that. You're probably some kinda tough guy thug if you can roll with that crowd. Bomb making, drugged out felons and all.Plus the casual lol at the end let me know that you thought it was as cool as I did. Hit me up when you have your graduation party dude. You sound like a wild cat

i found a horse skullington
shot it a bunch of times and i could taste the powdered bone, it was gross.

>>10432898
My ex-uncle's brother died like this in rural north Georgia. He never came back from a hike and the police found him dead from a shot to the chest. It was never solved but he was a very nice guy and didn't have any enemies that we knew of so we think a hunter shot him by accident then booked it the fuck out of there.

I live in Truckee, CA which is a heavily wooded area, pine shits everywhere.

I was walking around the state park and came upon a leprichaun statue that was fucking creepy. Made of stone too, very nice. I tried to move it but the fucking thing was CHAINED to the ground, on it's back side. I realized it was some kind of leprichaun gargo-alle and gtfo

>>10432975
>leprichaun gargoyle

haha whaaat

God I hope I come back to this thread when I wake up and some guy has a bad ass ghost story/hillbilly run in going.

Porn
An old radio shack toy bot
Random 3-6 feet deep trenches cut here and there

I was living in Maryland with my grandma a few years back. Her property was surrounded by woods. One day while exploring I found a bunch of weird stuff - a gramophone, a typewriter, an old engine, a few old dresses, a bike, tons of rope, and those old sprite cans with the pull tab thing from around the 70s I think.

There have been a few other weird things that I have found. Will post later.

Once was going on a creepy hike with my bro. We could see smoke rising about a mile away into the woods, so we went towards it. What we saw when we got 50 feet from the smoke, a perfect clearing with nothing but leaves in a perfect circle. In the middle. A fire. With a guy standing behind it, no shirt, dirty sweats, and a hunting knife in his hand. He didnt see us, he was busy roasting marshmallows or some shit.

Maybe the clearing was like a know hunters meeting spot or something

North Buena Vista, Iowa

I was walking down a railroad track that runs right next to some pretty heavy bluffs. Probably walked for a good half hour. No roads, lights, towns visible in any direction. Saw a kennel for a small dog covered in dirt and scratches. Looked inside, there were a couple of bones sitting inside. Noped right out of there. Noticed a small, worn pair of gloves about 20 feet away on the way back.

One time my dad took me hunting, nearly 15 years ago. A few days into our planned 2 week trip, we were hunting in an area that a farmer hadn't given us permission to hunt in(some farmers have partitioned zones so they can maximize the amount of hunters they can allow, they receive a commission or something... We'd confused gates and entered a wrong area, and hunted anyways)As we were walking through the woods on a hillside, we hear what sounded like iron bars striking each other, kind of stuttered, no apparent rhythm. As we got closer, my dad told me to wait and went ahead to see what it was. As he neared the ridge, he suddenly dropped to a low stance, chambered a round in his rifle, and backpedaled, as if to not be seen(he was in the military). He waited a minute, and then returned to me, never once turning his back to the direction of the sound. I heard laughter from the direction. He reached me, pale, and it seemed he was shaking slightly, and said it was time to go, but to be quiet as to not scare any game. I'd never seen him look so afraid, but I was only 7 and he was my dad, I didn't question him. We got in the car and drove over 5 hours to home. The trip was cut short and he never spoke of what he saw, and always claimed my young age had twisted the memory; that our trip was at it's end already and we were tired. I never found out what he saw, so I'm sorry for the rather shitty conclusion. I'm at a loss for what happened though.

>>10433160
so if you can't remember much, how do you know you were on private land?

>>10433208
i was gonna ask dat
but den i was like naaah i dont rreally care, sounds made up

When I was little I use to live on a farm in a small village which was surrounded by thick woods.
Me and my friends would usually know our way around the woods and we'd always go mushroom picking because you could turn the mushrooms in for money at the market.
So when we go mushroom picking we'd usually go beyond our known paths and find some stuff.
I remember finding a unfinished tree house, it had the floor and the walls built without the roof and the "ladder" was bits of wood nailed to the tree that was supporting the floor and it was smeared in poo to prevent anyone from going up there which confused me greatly.
We once found a whole pack of jars buried under the ground filled with who-knows-what..
An old ammunition box or so I think it was but it was completely empty.
3 packs of cards which had nude girls on them, I ended up selling those to the older kids.
We've found snowmen built in the woods during the winter, we though it was just people who go mushroom picking but who knows whose built them.

>...smeared in poo to prevent anyone from going up there which confused me greatly.

i lol'd

Some weird pump looking thing, or maybe it was like one of the things you would put a bucket on above a small well, except there was no well. Haven't been there in a while.

Also saw part of the ground that looked like someone dug a whole and filled it back up with dirt, except it was a rectangle and 6 feet long. My friends and I joked that someone was buried underneath it

>>10433208
State land is generally indicated by a cattle guard on the road, or an obnoxious sign, and wouldn't be gerrymandered to tentacle into the middle of vast farmland in the foothills.
>>10433213
Sorry I haven't rehearsed and rewritten the story, I typed it on a whim as I remember it happening, the whole thing confused me, and it was some weird shit in the woods

>>10433218

>we'd always go mushroom picking because you could turn the mushrooms in for money at the market.

Oh wow, it must be awesome living in the 19th century.

When I was twelve I went swimming in the East Verde River here in AZ. (It's pretty far north and is pretty woodsy.) I found this sock submerged on this rock shelf type thing, opened it up and found a revolver.

Being 12 and surprised, I freaked and threw the gun into the water. Later I told my mom about it and she called the cops. They got a diver out there and found a body covered in a trash bag and weighed down with rocks right under where I had been swimming. If I had kicked just a few inches deeper I would have kicked that body.

Me and my friends have found a dead raccoon in a woodsy area at the end of the street (but it looks like it was beaten to death because the hair was missing on its tail and it wasn't bloody at all). Wasn't that weird though, someone might've ran over it or something since there's like a biking trail running through it.

Another one:
One of my friends lives in the middle of nowhere in an extremely forested area, and we were hiking for fun.
We found a teepee made with big sticks and there were rocks near it with weird symbols drawn in red on them. It's strange because he doesn't have any neighbors. I guess he could've done it himself though. :/

>>10433302
not that guy, but fuck you man.
You know how rare morchella mushrooms are?
I don't know why he would sell them though. Cook them up in some butter.

>>10432102

That's strange...I remember finding porn in the woods when I was young. One of my friends found porn too in a different wooded area.

Once on vacation, I was hiking until I found massive shit, as big as melons. It had corn too.

Oh, we've also found some really old clothes that were ripped in random spots and by the edge or another woodsy area (although it's kind of close to a playground) we found some broken windows on the ground that looked like they had blood on them.

Strangely enough, we still haven't come across any porn.

what looked to be a cemetary in the middle of a forest

small unmarked headstones all over the place and very light fencing. There were no trails leading directly to it. There was a rusted bicycle leaning against one of the bigger headstones. Makes you wonder, who constructed it, for what purpose, and how old it was.

I was walking through the woods with my sister and a friend of mine when I saw something small and white laying on the ground. I walked closer and, no shit, found what looked to be a burned femur.
We got the fuck out of there.
Went back by myself a few days later, it was gone.

>>10433218
What if like.. The ladder is a metaphor for some sort of religious ascension, the tree is a metaphor for the gateway to the over and under worlds, the floor that the tree supported is a metaphor for the persons religious neutrality, and the poo that is "preventing anyone from going up there" is a metaphor for a battle of good and evil on the persons mind; One that is preventing them to get up to the place they want to go.

i found a skull in the forest once a human i think b ut i am not sure it might be a bear's.

I saw a woman in normal clothes dragging a big bloody sack along the ground. She was just dragging it behind her with one arm. Does that count as weird?

>>10433419

Not at all.

I swear most of it was rigged. But here goes.

I live in Ga (southeast USA). Fairly wooded area about an hour from me. I found out about this place at my very first job when I was 16. The cool, hot older waitress chicks told me I should check it out sometime, so myself and a nerdy friend went with them one weekend.

It was basically an abandoned summer camp in the middle of nowhere. Lots of log cabins, a couple lodge type areas, all totally stripped of anything that wasn't nailed down. Obviously old. But the first time we went, there was a pile of weird baby doll heads, a few old shopping carts, and a complete living room set with a rotted tv frame in the center. Was really creepy to come up on it at night. We started trying to top each others theories on why it was there. Y'know, stories about escaped mental patients, crazy homeless, creepy wood demons, whatever. Was kinda fun.

Sadly most of those woods are gone now and the entire camp is torn down. Was really fun to spend the night in the lodge and bunks and spook each other.

>>10433428 lol ok.

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>two goat skulls
>burned down house with lots of old plastic toys
>discarded appliances (washers, dryers, fridges, etc)
>mountain of rusty old cans
>pile of squirrel heads
>older laughing teenagers ruthlessly whipping some unfortunate boy
>lots of women's clothes hanging from a tree and piled up
>porn, saw my first bush and big tits

I told my mom about the kids beating that poor kid but the cops never came. no idea who they were. the kid was naked and they were laughing and hitting him as hard as they could all over his body. really fucked up scene, I was utterly terrified and hated to leave him there but I was just a kid too. the weird thing was that that was in the middle of the day, all of them should have been in school. there were a lot of really messed up people in that area

>live in Arizona
>no woods. Not even anything close to woods

>>10433407
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that maybe you're over analyzing this

>>10433535
Northern Arizona has woods all over the mountain areas.

Found a shack made up out of old wooden boards, with a mattress in it, and pictures of naked ladies in that shack.
It was obviously a whackshack, and it wasn't even hidden that well.
A day later it was gone.

So yeah, porn.

>>10433581
Really, you think so?

I was out in the middle of nowhere in tennessee camping with my dad and brothers. we were going caving, and took a wrong turn when we were leaving onto roads that seem like they haven't seen humans in years. I looked out my window and saw something and stopped. It was a doll, sitting in a chair outside of a cave, with what looked like INFANT footprints all over the outside of the cave. Like a dozen babies had been learning to walk there. Naturally, being an /x/phile I got out and went to the cave entrance and barely went in. It was just one small chamber, with a chute that went straight down into black inside, and DO NOT ENTER was painted over it in red. That place was fucked. I don't know who'd take their kid there.
also, no adult footprints.
and the ones there were were barefoot.

>in germany
>in german forest
>be 9-10 with friends
>see a wendy house made from genuine wood etc
>go in
>the WHOLE interior of the house are made from blue bathroom tiles
>see tin tea pot on shelf
>see oil lamp
>see giant fat german man running towards us screaming
>fucking run back to the army camp.
>gave the bastard the two fingers when we reached the gates

shit felt so cash that day

>>10433584
Didn't know that.

Being as I live in the Urban/dead part of Arizona, I will in instead tell of the dope as fuck pocket knife I found in an abandoned car building. There was also a room where someone had obviously been huffing, glue and plastic bags strewn about. I took the glue and used it on a guitar I was building.

this thread makes me want to go around and lay weird shit in the woods behind my house.
Make it look as if someone's lived there.
Whoever discovers it would be pretty freaked out.
Any tips?

Outskirts of Dayton, Ohio

I was about 15 years old and a pretty rebellious kid. I used to spray paint graffiti and was often under bridges doing said action. One day, me and a few friends followed the bike path, which ran through a large woods and had a bridge over a stream. We loaded a backpack with spray paint and decided to tag the bridge up. After about a 2-3 mile walk, we made it to our destination, which was rather secluded. Upon going under the bridge, a foul aroma rose through the air, made me feel sick and my friends found felt the same. To our surprise, we found two dead monkeys with large gashes in their abdominal areas. One of the weirdest things I have ever found in the woods by far. Curious enough, there was an old junkyard about a mile down the stream, not sure if that has any correlation with the monkeys though...I've got a million weird/creepy woods stories,

>>10433535
>Fire In The Sky
>Mostly desert, though, desert everywhere.

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>>10434596

found a what I remember being some kind of trap. A shed with an entrance, and above the entrance a door, ready to fall down and trap somebody inside, didn't really want to check it out because I was like, 7. Also I live in Wales, there aren't any bears or similar animal that would warrant a trap of that size.

>Be 14
>Be exploring dark creepy swamp by my new Louisiana home
>Find old run-down house
>Go inside
>AIDS

for the past couple of weeks my friends from work and I have been going to local cemeteries with graves that are pre-civil war and getting high in them at night. It's been titties, but nothing has happened out of the ordinary. One of the graveyards has members of a satanic cult buried in it. the graveyards have also been in heavily wooded areas, which is why I am sharing.

>>10433160
he saw some reenactors training and knew that if you saw how much fun it is you would be lost to the hobby forever

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>>10431563

What is the origin of this? Keeps coming up.

>>10433419
>>10432975
>>10432846
>>10432722
>>10432636

BRB burning down all nearby forests.

>>10434473
dreamcatchers, coded messages, illustration books, painted animal bones, toys hung up in trees etc

I found a knife with a charcoal handimprint on it's wooden handle.

everything can be explained, "stoners"

A huge hallowed out fallen tree with a bucket of what appeared to be shit nearby.

I had never seen a tree that large before and no trees in those woods were ever that big.

OP.
Bump.

In central Mass, found a bone filled fire pit surrounded by a dozen school chairs in a half circle, with an actual half ruined cauldron near by.

A Rolex, and a 6 by 4 foot hole, like what you'd place a body in. I saw a shovel stuck inside of it and a few sandbags off to the side.

I found a redneck with his dick out.

I didn't know what to say in that kind of situation, so I just said, "Oh shit, I'm sorry..."

I don't want to talk about it.

bump

reviving this thread

Found an old microwave and washer next to each other. Looked as if someone had beaten the shit out of them as there was pieces errywhere. Not scary in the slightest...

>>10435941
Sorry for what?

There was an old gravel road that cut through the woods were my friend lived. At on point the road crossed a creek and we would hang out under the bridge. One day we could hear a car coming and prepared ourselves as we found the noise loud and exciting. When it reached the bridge it stopped, just above us. We heard a door open, and then someone walk over to the edge of the bridge. We could see there shadow, and they had no idea we were down there. Just then a medium sized trash bag fell into the water, and the person got back into the car and sped off. The water was less than knee deep so we went over to investigate. When we got it up on shore and tore it open. Inside was someones entire collection of porn. Needless to say, it was one of the best days of my youth.

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SO we go up to this place in Canada every couple years its a great lake with great fishing. Anyways the woods up there are fucking thick, like the trees are close as hell to each other and me and my brother decided to go out and explore. We walked along this path in the woods and after a little wile we started getting scared. The path turned into moss, but was clear of trees and bushes except for a frew fallen trees. We walked a wile and we heard a creaking noise. My and my brother stopped and looked around. THe trees were so thick that after 30 feet it turned into a blurr of green. There was a large brown thing in the haze and we went to it. IT was an old cabin with the windows knocked out and a tree that had collapsed into the roof. The door was swinging open and closed but it was hitting this little arm, looked like a dolls arm hanging out the door.
>NOPE.avi
We turned the fuck around and left that shit... didn't even want to know what that was about, we find all kinds of weird shit up there
>pic related its the woods.

Tons and Tons of children's shoes. :/
i kid you not. my friends and i used to go in these woods that had an old shut down water treatment facility in it. new shoes would be scattered around the area ever few weeks. Al though the city dumped a lot of stuff there, but in one contained spot...

>>10438713

looks like arrowhead park

I've got a story for you /x/ it's particularly interesting because it literally just happened a few minutes ago.
I'll start with the setting, my dads house which is located in the center of 47 acres of woods that he owns, and more wilderness for miles in any direction. It began when I was sitting here watching tv, I hear what sounded like a person screaming. It was very faint but I could definitely hear it for at least 20 seconds. I went outside to see if I could hear it more clearly and smoke a cigarette. When I stepped outside I could not hear a damn thing, which by the way is somewhat unusual since I can normally hear frogs, bugs, etc.
I had been out there for rough three minutes when I began hearing rustling somewhat near the treeline. I strained my eyes to see but there was nothing there.
I began feeling somewhat chilled even though it was plenty warm outside. I put out my cig and was about to go back inside when I heard the screaming noise again, which at this point startled me really badly since I've been in these woods for a majority of my life and never ever heard anything remotely similar. I turned around and the noise abruptly stopped but when I looked towards the area where I had heard the rustling in the woods I saw something which nearly gave me a heart attack.
Now I didn't have my glasses on but whatever the hell it was was pretty large, about the size of a deer. But I'm fairly certain that's not what it was, it looked pretty much all white except it's face was completely black and I couldn't see any eyes. Sadly I didn't examine it too long because whenever it noticed me it jumped back into the treeline. A few seconds later I heard the shrieking noises again but it sounded like it was much farther away.
Sorry for any spelling/grammar errors I'm typing this on my phone and I'm still slightly shaken up.

>>10438767
Ever heard of the creepypasta "Shoe Tree"?

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My mom used to tell me never to go into the woods at night when the fireflies were shining brightly. She said that they were warning me that something evil was out there.

>My child face when there were always fireflies out going crazy

>>10432346
And the shack was covered entirely in feces or something like that?

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>>10438774
Try Dore Lake Saskatchewan.

Another creepy thing we found in there was this old ass greyhound bus in the middle of the forest. We did go inside and looked around though cuz we were 3 years older and grew more balls then last time. IT was covered in all kinds of psychedelic shit and old old pictures, from like the 60s. There were alot of old appliances and it was turned into a house or something. The lodge owners said these two hippies lived on the lot there. We also found a bunch of little vials full of "water" which was probably LSD. We also found a bong and a shit load of old ass pot. We left it all there didnt take nothing. There was a tree growing into one of the windows and it looked like no one had been there for 30 years. Was pretty cool.

>>10430346

would you be willing to post this pic without the words on it? thank you in advance.

I was driving up left hand canyon north of Boulder, CO with a friend at 3 in the morning in a February. This is what we did in High School since we couldn't smoke weed at home. We hadn't seen a single car since we had turned to drive up the canyon. There was a 2 inch layer of snow everywhere but the roads, which were clear and dry.

Occasionally we would pass empty cabins that are occupied only during the summer, or slow down for deer or raccoons to cross the road, but then we entered the town of Ward....which is really just a collection of houses tightly surrounded by forest and mountains.

We could see houses in the trees but no lights at all. After a few hundred feet the sides of the road were packed with parked cars that followed the winding road. Up ahead we could see the only source of light in town, a church.

At this point we are stopped in the road just staring at this church about 100 yards ahead. We can see shadows shifting in the windows, so it is obvious that all the people who parked along the road, and probably most of the town, are at the church at 3am on a Tuesday.

Without turning off the car we turn off the lights and exit the vehicle. It is frigid cold and the air is completely still. We are in a central part of Ward and can see many houses and a few establishments, but there is not a single light to be seen among them. Not a porch light, motion light, or bathroom window light. This only made the church lights that much brighter.

Quickly we realized there is music coming from the church. It’s a very low tone, and even with the still air it only sounds like a low pitch white noise. We stand there for what feels like forever (maybe 1 minute) and watch blurred shadows shifting to the cadence of the sounds.

I began formulating an exit strategy due to a sudden taste of fear. The cars parked on either side of the road do not give enough space to turn the car around. We refuse to go forward; going forward will lead to the church. I chose to drive backwards down the winding road, only then did we realize there were many more cars parked then we first noticed. None of the cars parked along the road had a bit of snow on them, and most of the driveways were not plowed and untouched, showing the occupants of the cars had to have driven up there that night for whatever was happening in the church.

There was no mention of any church services or special occasions in Ward when we looked into it later.

>sitting on the trampoline at like 2 in the morning with some friends
>friend notices a tall black shadow within the woods, gliding across the ground ( not walking ) while twisting, and spinning his head.
>nopeouttathere
makes me shake up whenever i think about it. and i didnt even see it.

>>10438943

don't actually read much creepy past. I prefer reading things that have a possibility of truth. i kinda actually halfway believe in the hollow earth stuff.

>>10439421
Well it's abit similar to what you said. It had to do with a strange creature collecting children's shoes and throwing them into a tree

bumpin mah niqqas

>>10438924

>fucked up screaming sound
>in the woods

possibly a female cougar. Google cougar scream and see if it sounds like what you heard

>A graveyard

Thoroughly enjoying this thread.

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>>10439421

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>Old couch
>Hobo farm/cabine two times
>Dead and rotten animals sheep/cow/goat/rabbit
>Half dead sheep (broken legs)
>Old ring
>Old porn magazines

>>10439556 me again

>>10438924
did it sound like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPH9JL1itZs&feature=related

I once found a toilet. The weirdest part is it was in perfect shape; standing upright, not broken and spotless, almost as if someone had just finished scrubbing it.

I was born in Bulgaria, my family owns a villa in the Balkans. It's at the top of small hill, surrounded by woods.

I spent tons of times in the woods with my grandma picking mushrooms and herbs, so I really knew my way around them.

The way our villa is situated, it's about 6, maybe 6 and a half kilometers from a small-medium village (called a "selo" in Bulgarian). I spent a lot of time at this selo as my great-grandparents and my uncle lived there. Anyway, if there's one thing to know about Bulgaria is that it's officially Orthodox but still very pagan, especially in villages there are plenty of people that still believe in old gods and spirits.

Anyway, when I was 15 I spent about a month in June building a castle in the woods. It wasn't really castle, I just dug a big hole in the ground in a small clearing about 2 meters deep and 4.5 meters wide. I cover it with sticks and leaves to make a roof and left a little opening with to be as my door. From outside, it just lookes like a big pile of leaves.

Less than week after I finish, me and a girl from selo go to my "castle" in the woods. We leave selo pretty late and decide to stay in my castle over night, because she was afraid of walking through the woods at night, and plud I had blanket, sleeping bag, ect. Anyways, it's pretty late and dark (I didn't have watch) and me and the girl are snuggling and kissing when I hear footsteps out side. Sounds like a lotta people!

(cont..)

I peek out slowly from my door and see people wearing robes, walking deeper into the woods about 20 meters away. I don't recognize any one because of robes but I am pretty sure these people are from the selo. I follow them carefully and finally see they all gather in a clearing and pray around a fire, and a guy spoke on like an alter. Then they started dancing, but girl got so scared we had to leave. I wish I stayed to see =( wasn't so scary as interesting.

>>10433347
I once found porn in the woods too. It wasn't regular porn, but what down here we call a 'librito vaquero' (little cowboy book), I think americans call them Tijuana bibles.

A friend and I were exploring some new back roads, one takes a sort of scenic 50-mile excursion from the main highway, through a bunch of farms and stuff. We had nothing better to do and we were bored, it was like 11 PM as well.

Halfway in, we found the only path going out that wasn't marked. so we went down it. It looked almost like a driveway, but not marked and very few cars had gone through. Dirt road.

We get a few miles in, and I decide to turn back. My headlights hit a rock cliff, and I see a glimmer. I stop, hit the area with my flashlight, and find metal doors in the cliff face. About 5 feet off the ground, just metal cabinet doors. No houses or power lines nearby, so we decide to take a look.

I've always got some guns with me, so this time I had one .22 and one .40 pistol, so we each got one. I grabbed my crowbar and drove my truck under the doors. I parked it, crawled on top, and started opening them. I didn't actually get them open, but I cracked them enough to look inside with my flashlight.

>>10439871 continued

They opened into a cave, it went down at an angle about 20 feet down, and at the bottom was another door. I was confused, and let my friend take a look while I pried the door open. She was looking in, and I heard a little noise. She suddenly shouted and jumped back, knocking the crowbar out of my hands. I heard and felt something whack against the inside of the door, and we decided that this might be a little dangerous. We backed from the door and waited, guns ready.

Nothing happened though. She had said the inner door swung open, and something with reflective eyes sprinted up to the outer doors. It was about the same size as me, apparently, which is 6 foot, 240 lbs, broad shouldered. It did hit the door with a solid slam, but it moved way too quickly. Either it's not as far between to doors as it seems, or the thing got a running start before the inner door.

I'm trying to get her to go back, but with another friend who's a locksmith, and also more guns. Probably a bad idea, but hey, those are generally the most fun ideas.

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This place.

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>>10440238
want to know what's in here?

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>>10440252
not much...

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>>10440279
just some bones

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>>10440292
and some toilets

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>>10440304
continue dump?

Biking with a friend in woods and sees some colors through the trees. Ride up and find downed logs arranged like church pews with different stuffed animals on top of each. On a central altar is a statue of the Virgin Mary and a small pool of water.
TimeToGTFO. Also in woods near friends place is a rusty old overgrown shopping cart along with a ton of pits used by potheads.

>Be 15
>Just moved out to the middle of nowhere, in an unfinished house
>House that was there before had a crazy druggy pedophile dude living there
>Knives and shit everywhere
>Anyway, be cleaning up the yard.
>Find old freezer wedged in between some trees.
>Open in
>Garbage bad, contents roughly the size of a soccer ball.
>Open it, another garbage bag
>Open that one
>Piss yourself
>Looks like a rotting human ear
>Stepdad comes to look
>Tells you it's a deer hide, but says you can't go back and look at it again
>Later, find strange things, including clothes, buried around the property.
>Then your stepdad gets busted for growing dope.

And that is how I was deported from Canada.

A canid skeleton with an avian bone structure sprouting from the shoulder blades. I found it, showed it to a friend who was out with me. My question: If real = WTF? If a hoax = WTF?

So all you hundreds of posters have all these crazy stories, yet literally one guy has ANY pictures??
Half of these can be because they were years ago, but come on. I detect Bullshit.

Saw a wheelchair sitting in the middle of this river that goes through the forest near my old house, wasn't really paranormal, but it still unnerved me.

hm... heap of bones. pretty big, thought it was a cow-skeleton till i found a skull that looked like a dog-skull, only bigger. Dunno what that was, we dont have any bears or any other creatures as big as that in our woods(germanfaq)...
also in the area around it there were alot of other animal-skulls, small ones like cats, foxes or badgers. only the skulls, but they were pretty rotten, so most likely the bones did allready rott away.

>>10440851
You have boars there, could it have possibly been one? I know for a fact you do because my father was chased down to a tree by one only to be saved my our late rottweiler. He also said he found a bunch of tank trenches from WWII in the forest around his village.

Not even kidding guys once I found a leaf.

>>10440878
well, the skull didnt have any tusks, and it was definitely an carnivore skull.
But yeah, most likely it was just a big dog, or the skull was from another animal. But yeah, the find was more interesting than scary.

Oh also remembered, back in the days, we did build a wodden shack deep in the forest as kids. As we were searching for more stuff to build with, we found half buried plastic plankets. As we dug them out, we found a machete and a axe bundled up in it. We were happy to now have good tools and material to build our house. When we were finished we did hide the tools in our shack under the floor planket.
Next time we came there, the knife and the axe were gone again. Never crossed our mind that that could have been dangerous and we perhaps should have told some grownups about it.

A long time ago, back when gamefaq's paranormal and conspiracy board wasn't a joke ran by trolls I remember posting up my story about how I found a man and his pet alligators living in a swampish forest area in the middle of nowhere Georgia.

I was terrified when I came across this, I was roughly 17, about to graduate from high school at the time.

It's not exactly paranormal, but finding people living off the land is somewhat terrifying. To this day I wonder how he managed to stay hidden from society.

Abandoned motorcycle, lots of bullets, small circular concrete buildings that resemble tents.

Nothing at all

Maybe American woods are more awesome :(

a GIANT white spider moving across the top of a bush pretty far back in the woods. Pic is the spider, and then a human head i drew for comparison.
It doesnt even make sense because I live in indiana, and ive never seen a spider even close to that size. I was about 10 when this happened, and I booked it the other way instead of looking closer, which is sad.

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>>10440995
forgot pic

I found a Pepsi can that had an X written on it thought it was worthy of examining there was stuff in the can some dirt rocks a few bugs and then a ring and a note I read it obviously who ever wrote it committed suicide I searched the forrest and all could find was a bottom jaw some of the teeth were intact so I just left it there and went on for the rest of my day and thats it.

I grew up in the hills of south eastern kentucky, in the middle of no where. There was an unbelievable amount of land for me to roam, mostly reclaimed areas around old coal mining camps and strip mining projects that had been sold cheap.
My dad and a friends dad owned what pretty much consisted of a small mountain range.
We had built a cabin(no power) in a clearing on one of the highest points that we would camp out in.
Me and my friend, Adam, and his little brother are sacked out in the hammocks around the cabin because of how hot it was out. The night was unbelievable, full moon and no light pollution, probably one of the best places ever. I can never really sleep, let alone in a strange place, and when Adam got out of his hammock and started shuffling towards the tree line I slipped the rest of the way awake.

A gun in a backpack, I live in the UK so finding a gun is pretty rare. Also shit loads of porn / jonnys..

>>10441025
The way I was wrapped up in a sheet i didn't have to move to watch him, and I assumed he was just walking over to piss, so I shut my eyes and waited for the eventual sound of pee hitting the forest floor and never hear it, just hear more footsteps. I open my eyes to see him walking off into the woods barefoot. Whatever, he was a weird dude. I closed my eyes and started flirting with sleep again when i heard his brother get up. He walked around the camp, then over to the spot where Adam had entered the woods. He sat down.

>>10441035
I'll admit that judging time in that sort of moment is a fool's game, but I'll admit that it felt like hours, because it really unsettled me. Then the little brother starts to turn around. I close my eyes and focus on breathing, but I feel like I've been caught seeing something I shouldn't have. I hear him stand up, walk back over to his hammock and climb back in.
I open my eyes, waiting for Adam to come back, I am still a little unnerved.
Another eternity passes until he comes back. his hands and feet are filthy, and his shirt has dirt streaked on it from wiping his hands on it. I listen to him clean up and go back to sleep.
After my heart rate slowed down I realized that the local wild life was nearly silent around us. I had no idea how long they had been quiet, but they definitively were at that moment.

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almost as if something sucked the meat right out of it...

just natural decay though, or is it?

>>10441052
go on.

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>>10441054

also in the same area, not exactly in the woods but hanging up in a room of the hunting cabin.

>>10441052
I eventually asked Adam about it and he denied it flat out, as did his little brother. Other people have had bouts of sleep walking there, Adam claimed a girl he taken there walked out of the cabin and just circled the camp area for close to an hour.
After we put a few beds in the cabins I started sleeping more soundly up there.
Last time I did an over night was a few years ago when i took my now ex wife and her nephew on an excursion.
By this time we had all heard the stories about people sleep walking up there and attribute it to not being used to sleeping in the woods, so there isn't any real feeling of uneasiness.
We bed down for the night and i start to drift off uneventfully.
We start waking up and moving around, no one really talking. I hit the out house and start washing up before I assemble the butane stove. I wash my hands absently, when I notice dirt caked all up under my nails. I keep them chewed pretty short, so it had been a daunting task to get that much muck up under there.
I scramble up the eggs, fry the bacon, while the other get sat at the table.
I'll never forget the moment, as I was scooping eggs onto her plate, when she asked me where I had wandered off to last night. The look on my face told her everything she needed to know and she dropped it for the time being. Ever since then, I can't even get close to the woods without feeling a crippling anxiety.
Needless to say, I don't go camping anymore.

A tire that had reddish water in it. Me and my brother flipped that sonofabitch over and got it everywhere, it was probably blood in it. But no fucks were given.

bump because fuck you.

>>10438943

plz post pasta

When I was little, we lived in the middle of nowhere and our nearest neighbors were miles away.

Well, me and my brother loved to play in the woods and we found a treehouse that was still in fairly good condition so we fixed it up and it was our little secret hideout. Well one night, my parents were away to spend the night at my aunt's house and it was just me and my brother at home. I woke up at around 1am and I just had a sudden urge to look out the window. Well, I saw my brother just as he dissappeared into the woods. I wondered why he would go out so late at night so I decided to follow him. I got out and ran quickly, hoping to scare him on the way back. I noticed that he was heading in the direction towards the treehouse. As I was following him, I noticed that something seemed a bit off. For one thing, he was wearing these clothes that I had never seen before and something about his walk was really weird. Feeling a bit creeped out, I decided to head back home. When I got back, my brother was fast asleep in his room. I shat bricks and never went back to that tree house.

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Some friends had made a hideout in a quite big hole, surrounded by trees, with a road on one side and a farm on the other. It was a cool hideout and all, but we once found a box with shit stuffed in it as medicine, drugs, and other shit I can't recall. I believe some kind of melee weapon too.

>>10441025
>>10441035
>>10441052
>>10441086
Dude....

>>10440279
>>10440292
That's pretty weird

>>10441054
>>10441054
What the fuck?

>>10438943
>>10439439
Shoe trees are older than the internet.
There's always a creepy story attached, but more often than not it's just teens tossing their old shoes up a tree.

>>10432795
Hey Oregonbro, how's your day going?

Don't let this thread die yet.

I live in a village in Scotland heck it's not really a village just about five houses in a small clearing in the highlands. I walk around a lot but there is some fucked up things in the surounding forest. So far I've found;
Porn
A rifle
A deer that was skinned and it's muscles were still in the same place.
A old wooden shack with a cum encrusted bed with chains
A car with a wooden man in it.
Let's just say I don't walk far.

>>10441653

Necrovoracious bacteria tend to devour creatures from the inside out. Likewise, smaller scavenger animals go for the soft parts first and then work their way around. Cow hide is tough, even when it's still on the cow. So animals and bacteria that eat dead things, tend to take paths of least resistance.

Well my Junior year in highschool 3 friends and I were wandering through some woods (we are in East Tennessee BTW) it was getting dark but we didn't really mind, then suddenly banjo music out of nowhere, we got the fuck out of there....also porn

VHS tape of hurricane damage. Found in the glove-box of a 1970's style car, that was all over-grown. Tape was from 1992.


WEIRD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

I found a shrine to Aaron Carter (this was quite a while ago, and if you don't know who he is he was pretty much a little bit less gay version of Justin Bieber)
It had posters of him above some type of altar thing (there was a tarp hanging over the area, but most posters were almost destroyed) and it had lyrics to his songs carved onto the trees, and there were almost 20 candles like everywhere...my brother and cousin noped the fuck out of there when we heard footsteps

I don't live near the woods, but once when I was taking a walk around my neighborhood, I found a suitcase, one of those which are locke with a combination.

>>10438943
Just did. More odd than creepy

Well, I didn't find this on the forest, but one time at the beach I reached down into the water (there were rocks everywhere because this beach sucked dick) and I found a circular rock that had three games of tic tac toe etched into it.

>>10439116
Genuinely creeped me out.

Seems that woods are de facto porn dumpsters in America.

one of those old big metal milk containers, and inside it was matches, hand lotion, a used shotgun shell, a broken on the top bong, and old gross weed.

I live in a small city nestled in the north portion of the Appalachians. Some weird things I've found in the past (as far back as around 5 or 6 years old) are:

-a random live chicken in a clearing. The surrounding forest was thick and had a lot of brush/hunting traps so you had to be really careful and slow about the place. There was no way that chicken could have gotten there on its own and it was a decent bit away from any farm or home (about 2-3 miles). It was really friendly, too, and approached you on its own. Was used to people somehow.
-three dead frogs, one shoved into the mouth of the first, the third shoved into the mouth of the second
-a few dolls with the arms/legs/head rearranged and positioned around the trunk of a cut-down tree
-what looked like a giant bird nest with baby blankets layered around the inside of it (hobo bed maybe, but this was in a tiny wooded area about half the size of a city block, located in a residential area. Mostly upper middle class, retired people and I can't imagine them letting their prim and proper grandchildren play in mud and who knows what else that was used to make the nest.)
-A turkey missing one of its feet. Looked like it was a clean cut and was long-since healed. No open wounds, blood, etc. and looked free of infection. Seemed like it got around just fine. It was pecking at a beetle nestled in the bark of a tree and for the most part ignored me while it finally caught the beetle, ate it, then hobbled off

>>10443517


-an unlocked suitcase with rusted hinges that made it stay in a constant half-open state. A nursing cat was curled up inside with two (live) kittens, a dead one, either another (live) deformed kitten or some other newborn animal, and a dead baby snapping turtle
-a giant storm drain/pipe with broken Christmas lights put up around it
-a turkey foot on a plaque and arranged to look like it's flipping you off. It was nailed to a tree in the center of a what used to be a forked hiking path but had been mostly abandoned/forgotten about
-a small well filled up with junk, including some toys at the top
Most of these aren't really creepy, sorry about that. But they are kind of wtf-ish or just interesting. My favorite had to be the turkey with a missing foot or the nursing cat with its collection of babies. Haven't really been out walking/exploring the woods in a long while but now I want to.

Found a treasure style chest filled with porn once.

>-A turkey missing one of its feet. Looked like it was a clean cut and was long-since healed. No open wounds, blood, etc. and looked free of infection. Seemed like it got around just fine. It was pecking at a beetle nestled in the bark of a tree and for the most part ignored me while it finally caught the beetle, ate it, then hobbled off
>-a turkey foot on a plaque and arranged to look like it's flipping you off. It was nailed to a tree in the center of a what used to be a forked hiking path but had been mostly abandoned/forgotten about

Common sense... tingling...

i found god in the woods, he was so pissed, he was all like "YO YOU CANT BE SEEING ME"
and im all like" i see you bro"
then he gave me a tiny dick and laughed and flew away to krypton

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>>10434619
Even though Fire in the Sky was based in Arizona in Travis's book the movie was filmed almost completely in Oregon. I live around 10 miles from where most of it was filmed, and went into the diner from the "interrogation" scene a few times when I was a kid.
Image related, store that Travis called from in the movie when he was found. It's closed down now which sucks though.

Old tin cans painted white, in a large spiral that was about 5 feet in diameter. I should have taken a picture.

There's always weird stuff like that in the woods by my house.

There's also a rusted out car in a stream almost under a bridge where the railroad foes through the woods. I hade my bag in there when I go swimming.

bump, because these are one of my favorite thread types

>>10443634

Completely different area and years apart. You can buy the things (turkey legs flipping you off and other novelty trophies/plaques) around here in a lot of places but it was just the odd placement in such an out of the way, abandoned place that made me wat

There was an abandoned farm in the middle of some overgrown land not far from my house. There was an old barn and inside it was a bunch of brown glass bottles with metal lids that had rubber stoppers in the middle. One room in the back park of the barn, someone had broken the bottles and buried them in the dirt floor so just the jagged glass stuck up. A whole room just filled from end to end with broken glass bottles sticking out of the ground. I never went back there after I saw hat.

>>10443863

same

bump

Sewers entrance with indecipherable text spray on it, not washed away or anything just not readable also has strange symbols as well. Will also add large ebough to fit a person in the tunnel.

DO
NOT
DIE

Hookers, on more then one occasion, and some in the act. Forest preserves by me had quite the prostitution ring. Came out hiking one day and cops where rounding up people. They seized my camera once they saw me taking pictures and deleted my memory card with the pictures I took for a class assignment. Was so pissed off that day.

And I found a coffin another day, but that really wasn't in the woods, that was in the cemetery in the woods, in the section that was having mudslides. The caretaker came to scare me off before I could really do anything.

And then there was the time i found the buck frozen half way in the pond with his head and should sticking out. Some ass cut off his antlers.

One time me and one of my friends were in the ID rockies and found what lookd and probably was a severd half rotten human penis

We laughed then left

No. Lie.

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I saw a gnarly tree once.

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I remember when I was 9 I went exploring with a few friends and found like a tent and it was dirty as fuck, there was a small table in there with a cup and a few dollars, we took the money and ran like hell.

Bought candy with the money, shit was cash.

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>>10446036
>MFW you find severed penis.

I found an old nazi? helmet in the forest in southwest illinois, it was filled with what was probably piss?

I still got it

We found this pretty far within the woods. I would say after about 45 minutes of walking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQuMrKhxCW8&feature=plcp

>>10432346

Seconded, this was an epic story.

>>10446152
Still got the piss?

>>10446190
you and yor freinds can all fucking die in a shithole.

>>10446227
I drank it, it was a bit salty, and made me sick for a few days, but 5/10

would drink again

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>>10446244
Wait, what?!!?

>>10446267
I'm a bit of an outdoors man

>inb4 bear gryll

But yeah, I did drink it.

>>10439875

Take. Me. With. You.

A dead university professor who blew his head off with a shotgun because his gay lover had left him. I was three, don't remember. True story.

Ha!

One time me and some buddies were smokin bud and drinkin in the woods. And we decided to go and explore a lil.

We kept hearing what sounded like people arguing so we followed the noise and evetually we came across A BUNCH!! of people in animal costumes pretending to have sex and they were screaming and making strange sounds XD!!

Me n my pslls were drunk n high so we bursted out laughing!

And i guess they heard us and stopped! And started to look around so we just ran off untill we found our camp place.

It was funny as hell

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>>10446364
Bullshit. Do you have any idea how expensive fursuits are? People don't take them into the woods.

bump

>Be 12
>On school camp in heavily forested valley
>We have to take an alternate path after shitty weather
>Alternate path hasn't been used in years, overgrown and takes hours to climb
>Midway up track come across worn down little hut with an open door and no windows
>Teacher suggests we stop there for a while
>Inside room is covered in peeling pink wallpaper
>Imitations of cartoon characters painted on walls (Bart Simpson and Barbie were the most easily recognizable)
>Two pink lanterns
>A mirror covered in grime that was in a lovingly handmade pink frame with faux-diamonds glued on
>A nice wardrobe with some coat hangers inside but no clothes
>A bed without sheets or duvet

I guess it doens't sound like much but it scared the shit out of us

>>10446504
Maybe it's where some pedo raped and tortured little girls. I've heard of cases of those sick fucks dolling up their holding areas

I found a group of about 20 midgets standing in a line shoulder to shoulder

Then they saw me but i didnt run
They all stared at me blankly

Then all the sudden they started to do a rythmic pelvic thrust but every time they thrust they took a step

Untill they gratually made a perfect circle around me and thrusted vigorously untill they suddenly stoped and bowed to me

Then they all looked at each other and ran in random dirctions

>be 9
>be in woods
>trip over stone
>covered in grass
>little boys grave
>no other graves
>died in 1998
>wat

>>10446561
8/10

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This fucking teddy bear.

Bump

I found a nigger once in the woods

>>10432795

I think in this case, it's not "what", but "who". The "hyenas" could be a pretty badass group of serial killers who have a creepy attitude about death and laugh alot and eat their prey.

OP again...God damn.
Keep this shit up.
Bumping.

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An old newspaper stand, like the one in the pic. It was from the 40s, and slightly sunken into the ground. No fucking idea why it was out there.

I saw a forgotten graveyard in the woods. Kinda cool , expensive gravestones and even a stone coffin or two. overgrown though

>>10440318
>>10440318
Yes. Do it.

>>10447103
Any interesting newspapers in it?

About 7 porn magazines. Why are they so common innawoods?

A wooden spoon hanging on a tree, a can of 'fart spray' (smelled horrific) and assorted clothes, tents and tools.
Not really weird, but you always wonder about the clothes..

>an abandoned barn full of rusty tin cans lined up.
>a couple camping and having sex.
>shack with formadehyde jars.

bump

>>10443893
Pretty cool. I was obsessed with that movie when I was younger. Watched it again recently, still cash.

I FOUND TREES ONCE!

>>10447457
OMG NO WAI

How are you even still alive??

In high-school friends and I used to go back into the woods and smoke herb. We went back down a smaller trail, and found a clearing. At the back of the clearing found a fresh cut trail going back to a makeshift camp. There was a hammock back there. It looked like there was someone in the hammock. It was made of fabric so couldn't see inside. I asked: "Is someone in there? No answer. Poked the hammock with a stick heavy, and still no reaction. We are starting to get nervous that there is a dead body in the hammock. Finally get the courage to look. Hammock is filled with cans of easy cheese. WTF?

Me and my friend and his little brother were trekking through the woods up a large mountain when we reach a plateau with a jar with the jaw and the eyeball of a person. Both of these things were stored in what smelled like vinegar.

>>10447837
What did you do with it?

There's this mountain area pretty close to my home. If you climb a little bit you can find the remains of a viking fort or something, it's basically just piles of rocks but pretty cool anyways.

I just to play in this forest area with my friends when we were small, (reenacted Dungeons And Dragons scenarios and shit). We found many weird things. Something that looked like rusted car wreck or something, but there's no way a car could drive up there, someone must have carried the junk there. Biggest disappointment was when we found the original Star Wars trilogy on VHS, all three of them were hanging from a tree. Unfortunately, the tapes didn't work. But the most disturbing thing was a sign that someone had put on a tree, it read "Treeman is watching". Gave me nightmares.

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>>10447893
>"Treeman is watching"

lol

Does anyone remember a few weeks back some guy was telling a story of when he was a kid his local icecream man took him into the woods and showed him a dead body and then tried to kiss him? Please tell me someone has the story. It gave me chills

>>10448082
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I was 17 when I was strolling around the Dutch woods with some friends of mine. It was a bright day and we were just bored as shit. Out of boredome I started kicking around random branches and leaves when suddenly I found a hole under leaves and branches. The hole was around 2 meters deep and had glass and spikes at the bottom. It was obviously a very dangerous trap. When we found it we went back to report it to the police when we found 6 more of those holes wich we had luckily passed by. Some of them were 3 metres deep. When we got back walking very carefully we reported it to the police. They later found another 20 fucking holes with glass, nails and even knifes in them. We were all over national news for a bout 2 months, I'm not even kidding. They never found the person who dug those holes, but I'm glad I've found them. Alot of people could have died in those things.

Just imagine if you fall in one of those things at night and break a leg or something. You could never climb out of them and cut yourself up with al the rusty nails and infected glass in there. Just makes you wonder why somebody would do something like this. Millions of theories.

Bamp

Weirdest thing I've ever seen is some plain pink children's underwear with a few tears in the fabric. There was also a children's sized boot close to it.

A selection of badly weathered old porno and a plastic bag filled with dolls arms and legs. As a kid it was a little freaky, but now I think that was really weird.

They were stored in the bottom of a hollow, decaying tree.

>>10448082

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Yeah I remember it. It was like a clown and it was a few dead bodies. Like a bunch of girls and a little girls body out in the woods near a trailer or camper. The creepiness was the details of the story and how it was true. Idk I think there was a newspaper clipping. Maybe not idk.

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>>10440995
>GIANT WHITE SPIDER
>INDIANA

FUCK

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Thank you /x/, this thread is awesome.

An old couch in the middle of fucking nowhere.
A small hole in the ground, filled with dirt, traces of a plastic bag, and 2-3 ribs that I'm pretty sure were from a dead dog.
Shoes in the most random places.
Empty plastic containers (water bottles, detergents, etc...) hanging from trees.
Used shotgun shells.

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Half a dozen bathtubs and an old rusted out tractor plow

I have no OC of my own, but this week i plan to go to a woods-like area, maybe find some cool shit.

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>>10446276

>mfw

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So if you ever want free porn, just go out into the woods, right?

Bump for the love of Christ.

There's some woods behind my house, and in those woods is another house.
It was obviously really well hidden, in terms of where they built it. No paths that are immediately apparent, it seems like there was once enough room to squeeze a car through the exact right set of trees and keep following some old powerline trails til you suddenly pop out in town without leaving the woods the entire time, but now it's so overgrown that the house basically has its own tiny clearing then suddenly dead thick woods for ages. Seems like they were definitely hermits.
The way I found it was following the trash. There's a very specific trail of large, usually-non-biodegradable objects that would usually be kept in or around a house, like basketballs, china sets, baby toys, sleeping bags, etc.
It seems to lead right from our house to theirs.
Inside, some rooms are stripped clean down to the carpet, and others look like someone just left them one morning and never came back, down to the half finished gatorade and packet of poorly-torn-off foil wrap sitting on the kitchen counter.

I go there sometimes. I'm not sure why. I guess just for fun, but also probably because I have this distant fogged up memory of wandering in the woods as a little kid and running into a man who chased me off, saying to "get off his land".
The past is weird when it ends up preserved in such a strange fashion, especially when you don't really remember it yourself.

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>>10452115
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I lost the pics from one time I took pics of the place, but I have a handful of them on tinypic. Yay internet.
Downloading some now.
And here we go.

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>>10452263
Kitchen

A disused ice house from the old Massey Estate in Massey's Wood here in Ireland. I think I saw the ghost of a dead hydrocephalic kid in it.

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>>10452279
Other fun stuff about it I don't have pictures of:
A sideways sofa hanging by a broken plank in the ceiling
An actual handmade Widow's Walk
A brick chimney with half the bricks scattered in a pattern that suggests the entire thing got hit with something very large and powerful.

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>>10452320
Oh yeah, and then suddenly the house just kinda stops at this point.
Not sure if they never built this far, it was somehow destroyed, or a mixture.

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>>10452344
Basketball hoop with the hoop missing, derp.
And now I'm done.

>>10433160
Call and ask him
Please

My Granddad owns a pretty big plot of land out in western NC, roughly 200 acres.
I went out with my cousin to get high and we started walking around looking for game trails that we would come back and set up some traps on.
We found this old ass cabin with a few of the old wooden barrels full of gun powder. There was an old rotting bed frame, a couple shelves and a wash basin thing.
It was getting pretty dark and we were slightly stoned, so I don't know if it was just because that or what. We heard this massive roar. I've heard bears before, this wasn't a bear. We noped really hardcore and stayed in the cabin for the night.
We left to go tell our Granddad what we had found and he didn't believe us, "I've lived here all my life, I've walked these woods since I was to your knees."
We went back out the next day and the thing was fucking gone. We couldn't believe it. There was just a huge clearing where it was.
The weed wasn't that good so I don't know, man. Just a distant memory now. I wish I could take a few weeks off and go back up there. You never know what you will find.