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>>9997176
nope.png containing the words Nope.jpg

>:C

>Filename
nope.gif

I'm curious about paranormal, weird and creepy blogs.
List the ones you know /x/

sorry for the image

>me, be 11 years young
>just woke up and thirsty as fuck
>grandparents asleep
>house is fucking dead silent
>being 11 im terrified
>in kitchen above sink is window showing backyard
>hear movement outside
>look out window see man climbing fence
>Nope.jpg
>keep constant view on this fucker
>grab knife out of stand to the left of me
>guy totally saw me
>heart racing i told myself DONT SCREAM
>our eyes literally lock in the moment
>the guy waves at me
>i wave back
>guy climbs BACK over fence
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK.
>running upstairs tell parents they call police
>turns out next door neighbors dog was killed.
>still effected by it to this fucking day
>Highlight though is i pissed myself right when i saw the guy and didnt remember, sister slips in piss and she still fucking brings it up to this very day.

>>9997280

oh my fuck. NOPE

>>9997263
terriblygoodstuff.com

it's weird because AJs pastas suck but people keep reading them

>>9997280
I'm sorry, I laughed. That's fucking hilarious (good mixture of scary and funny though)

Bumping for more stories

>Two nights ago, walking home from friend's house at two because I am really really stupid
>Get freaked out by three guys in the park
>Get freaked again by someone screaming at me from a car
>Can't shake the feeling someone is following me
>Bush rustling, kit fox comes out
>Sits down in the center of the path, stares at me
>Walk around it in a wide circle, still convinced someone is behind me
>Make it home, phew
>Wake up an hour later to a loud crashing sound, turn on outside lights and look out window
>Outside table is smashed, glass everywhere.
>Nothing else is disturbed, chairs and frame are fine
>I see a kit fox watching me

NOPE.

>>9997280
>our eyes literally lock in the moment
>the guy waves at me
>i wave back

>>9997692
>Y-you too...

Bumpity Bump

>Join a small gym in a small town in a very very old building.
>Workout ~5-6pm every other day.
>Owner comes up to me and asks me why I do my lifts two times a day.
>What?
>Tells me that my id logs in at ~12am every other night.
>I ask him to record it cause I think someone's fucking with me.
>Come in with my friend and we lift from 11:30pm - 12:30am.
>I can see the back room from the room I'm in.
>Completely black the entire time, no-one even came into the main room that late.
>Next day I ask to the see the recording.
>Time ~12am, the back room is completely lit and there's myself lifting weights in the back room.
>It looks like me... if I hadn't eaten for months.
>Eyes sunk, looked pale (hard to tell in b&w), and so skinny the bone bits are showing.

Shit is some bad juju.

>happening now
>while browsing /x/ and typing this out
>I am so creeped out that I don't know wtf is going on
>I keep hearing random thumps on my windows and random creaks happening on the floor
>NOPE
>I am about to hide under my bed sheets and cry

>>9997798
Are you intoxicated in any way? Serious question.

>>9997803

>NOPE

>>9997798

If you aren't on drugs, It's probably a very mild earthquake.

>>9997808

>NOPE
>Ghosts trying to scare the shit out of me
>It
>Is
>WORKING

>>9997798

Its amazing and hard to believe but more oftern then not its the house settling due to lack of activity and temperature change. Knocks on your window, probably wind, branches, bugs flying against your window! Happens alot, beetles and shit fly up against windows and make tapping noises.

>>9997798
Are you home alone? Do ypou live in a house thats secluded?

captcha: unsafe viglmina(1st one, got it wrong)

>>9997832

I am home alone and my house is in the country but it's not that secluded.

>>9997851

I sorta know that feel. Just in the suburbs. You must feel scared as shit. Keep the TV on.

Wtf /x/ where are the stories tonight?

>Be 18
>Think candlejack is just a stupid meme
>Foolishly sa-

>>9998050
>-
Anyway, when I was little I used to think Beetlejuice was just a fictional character. Little did I know the truth about Beetlejuice. One day while watching Beetlejuice

bump for more!

>>9998050
but who was post?

>>9998050
>-
You fucking moron.

> Be me, first time living in my own apartment
> First night in new place
> Hear tapping on wall
> Get slightly confused
> Next night, exact same time, hear tapping
> Get a little scared
> 1 week later
> Realise I have asshole Korean neighbours
> Play porn really loudly for a week straight
> Tapping stops
> Be 2 months later
> Tapping starts again
> Plan death metal playlist in preparation for 3am wakeup call
> Looking up Korean words for "Fucking start tapping again, and I will leave dead goats on your doorstep everyday for the next 20 years straight"

>>9998132
haha! i like you!

>live in US
>people go to war to stop war
>find out our country fund both sides to perpetuate the war.
>see recruitment center at my uni.
>give him a big ol' nope

This is some OC that just happened
>Last night drinking in my room
>Put the beer cans under my bed, it's a habit
>Wake up today and go take a shower
>See a fucking beer can standing up by the side of my bed
>NOPE.pdf

There's no way that could've just rolled from under my bed, also I looked at the pics I took last night and I clearly didn't leave it there. I live with other people but they would've woken me up if they were getting them out from my bed.

>>9998132
i don't get it.

>be in a new apartment
>roomates out for the night
>upstairs on the computer
>clear as day hear somebody walk up the hardwood stairs
>thinking my roommates were back I head downstairs looking for them
>all the lights were off
>nobody there
>somebody fucking RUNS down the hardwood stairs
>FUCKING NOPE

bumpity

>be 17
>returning from party
>walking right next big ass forest
>there is very creppy road that leads right into forest
>road have street lamp about 20 meters from entrance
>for some reason i decide to look at the lamp
>there i saw some guy that looks just like hatman
>he was right under the lamp and for whatever reason he looked like he was somewhere in the dark
>NOPE.exe
>turn anround and leave as fast as i could

nothing special but i think that i encountered an hatman

pic related he looked like this guy

>Be 11/12
>Mess around on the fields behind my house with friends a lot
>Lots of open space with a few areas of trees, and one large bank with a bypass next to it, about 3/4 meters high though
>This area near they bypass is overgrown as fuck, has a wide space at the bottom but surrounded by nettles and barbed wire fence

>Out one day with the friends, notice somebody had trampled through the nettles and thorns to get into the clearing
>In the clearing there's a patch of earth that's been disturbed, pretty big but in enough space it wouldn't be noticed by anybody passing
>But we noticed
>Climb through the thorns to get to this place and see what it is
>The ground had been dug up and moved, and there's flies all over it, smells fucking awful
>Nope.jpg
>We scramble the fuck out of there
>Plan one day to go and dig it up and see what it was but never do
Still feels creepy walking past there to this day.

Pic unrelated.

bumpy bump

>>9998132

If you yell "shibal sekkiya! Choogoolay?!" Really loudly you'd be saying "Motherfucker, you wanna die?!"

"Tahk cho!" Means shut up.

>be 7 years old
>going to my sister room
>open the door
>feel somthing sticky on the floor
>scared shitless
>turn light on
>i step on giant mound of dog diarrhea
>quickly wash my feet
>go to sleep
>wake up
>"anon did you left your footprint on dog's diarrhea"
>Nope.jpg

bump

Alright, i've got one. Don't like sharin' this one too often, though..Kind of embaressin'.

>In my shed, laying in bed watching T.V. with my kitties
>Big hairy hand comes through the door
>Oh my FUCK
>Call my buddy Ricky's trailer, next door
>He asks me if i'm watchin' the show about the Samsquanch
>I tell him there's one outside my door tryin' to get into my shed
>Ricky runs over and we attack the hairy bastard with some baseball bats

NOPE

Turns out it was just my friend Julian wearin' a rug.

>>9999282
I love you.

>>9999285

Yeah, love you too, I guess. Now where's your fackin' story?

>be late last night, waiting for bf to come home
>sitting in back room, turn on /x/
>all images freak me out, a lot of alien shit, so switch tabs
>hear weird whirring noise above my house, followed by a long rumble (much longer than any airplane/jet/helicopter I've heard)...clear night, so no reason to fly low.
>hide in the basement until bf gets home, just in case aliens.

>Moved into grandma's house two months ago
>In guest room towards the front of the house, grandma in the room towards the back
>No one but me, my grandma, and her dog, who is in the kitchen
>Can't sleep, first night
>Used to live in apartment, harassed by shadow men constantly
>Get up to make some tea
>Kitchen is in the middle of the house, in between both bedrooms
>Go into kitchen, dog is happy to see me
>Make some tea, sit down and enjoy it while petting dog
>All lights are off except for small kitchen lamp
>Hear shuffling in hallway and in living room
>Dog's hair stands on end, starts growling
>"Grandma?.."
>Hear chuckling, obviously male
>NOPE.jpg
>Book it back to bedroom with dog, keep all lights on, get only an hour or so of sleep a night until..
>Last week
>Haven't seen anything since that night
>Feel comfortable with lights off, can sleep again
>Door is really creaky, annoys the hell out of me
>3 am
>Door creaks open
>Someone standing next to bed
>Freaking out under covers, trying not to move
>"Did you think that you could get away from us this easily?" in same voice that I had heard from previous shadow experiences (it sounds like 10 varied voices in monotone)
>DOUBLENOPE.jpg

>Be 21
>Grab banana for a snack before bed
>Change mind, put banana on desk and go to bed
>Dream of the titties
>Wake up. Banana in my butt
>Semen everywhere
>Meh

>Fifteen, staying the night at a friends
>Their house is notorious for having the ghost of an old man who shuffles around the floor, bangs on pipes, mumbles to himself, etc.
>Have to drain the snake around 1 or 2 in the morning
>Their room is in the basement, so I have to climb the stairs, and walk down a very long hall to the bathroom at the end.
>Get to the door, every thing is cool, do my business, wash my hands, head back down the hall.
>Right at the stairs, bump into someone, apologize without even looking who it is
>"That's okay, son"
>Start to walk down the stairs, turn around. No one is actually there.
>NOPE.jpg
>Sprint to their bedroom, wake one of my friends, tell him what happened
>"lol, that shit happens all the time"
>"wtf"

Dat house, man...in retrospect, it was pretty awesome how frequently you'd hear the noises, and how legitimate the whole thing was. After that whole debacle, I wasn't really frightened by it anymore since he just seemed like a kindly old guy trapped in the house, but unfortunately, despite my hopes, never ran into him again.

>>9999677
Poor TJ.

>live in apartment by myself
>live in low income black neighborhood
>nice people, lots of voodoo
>play amnesia dark descent for a couple hours
>4am, dead tired, ready for bed
>hear incredibly loud shifting and rustling in my walls that moves about
>be rational and have a general drive to explain and understand things
>follow creepy, unnatural sounding wall movements around the apartment
>it ceases
>slam body into wall where it stopped
>it starts squeaking
>it was a rat

you guys are grown humans and you still have nope moments?

>>10000081
oh you will sonny..... YOU WILL ahahahahahahahahaha

>>10000407

>>9997792
Hmm.. Maybe you need to reconsider your lifting??

I dunno... seems fucking bizarre.
Either that.. Or the guy has just over-trolled you.

>Be 17
>12pm-ish
>Sitting in my room browsing the web.
>Mom walks slowly in to my room, in her night clothes, delivering my laundy.
>Mom not saying a word, whilst I thank her.
>5mins later
>Remember that my parents had left our house an hour ago
>Running around the house looking for her.
>She's gone
>NOPE

>>9999311
>>9999282
oh wow.

>that feel when I read the whole thing in Bubble's voice.

bump?

Hey I want some nope plz

Bump!

>>9997176
>Nope.jpg
>.jpg
>jpg
>Not avi.
>Not even fucking .gif.
>jpg
>I am now an hero.

>often walk back from town in the middle of the night
>there are two locations on different ways home that terrify me
>i have started shouting at the nothingness before
>one time i was in town and the next thing i'm at the scary place
>it was like i woke up walking through it
too much pot and beer i guess. it terrifies me tho

>>9998664

>be in friends' house
>play ouija board
>it works!
>weeks of footsteps and things falling off the mantlepiece
>things stop falling from the mantlepiece the day they get the gas fire fixed. apparently it could have poisoned them
>one night he gets ill and leaves me in his house
>bangs and crashes all night
>convinced there's an intruder
>nopes
>and after that night, no more footsteps and bangs or anything ever
i think nothing much about it, but one of the guys think the spirit was warning them

>>9998847
>go to party
>get told story that one of the guests is a murderer
>he is very scary
>later the story adds up when they find the body in the right place
>even later sort of relieved when they try and pull his car over for a traffic offence and he dies in the chase
that was a terrible party

>>10000871

he probably noticed a guy who looks like him and thought of a troll, or it's bull

>Be a few days back
>Had to stretch and stuff (martial arts), need to use my phone to time me and the app uses a lot of battery
>Go get charger from parent's room so I can charge it while timing myself
>Parents are smoking cigarettes in the garage so their room is empty (and dark)
>Go in, turn on light, which is pretty dim, giving the room an eerie feel because it's a big room
>Notice T.V. is on
>There's static on the TV (looked kinda like pic)
>Look at it for a second to see if it stops
>All of a sudden in the left half of the screen in the static a girl's face appears
>Looks like it has big black holes as eyes, a long face, and a pointy nose
>Stare at it scared as fuck until it goes away
>NOPE
>Turn off TV, get charger, run out of room

>be 12
>fucking around with friends on halloween- egging houses, smoking cigarettes, the whole shtick
>dirt road at the end of our street goes past an old out and then winds through the forest for a couple miles
>decide to go to the clearing about halfway up it like the dumbshits we were
>reach clearing, moons out and casting shadows on shit
>sit on log and start unwrapping candy
>friends and I hear a moaning right behind us
>see shadows start to move
>NOPE.jpg.bin.exe.png.tiff

we ran all the way home and didn't sleep until morning.

>be a ghost
>new family moves in
>be like "nigga please these white people best be movin
>scare them for like 4 weeks
>jumping out of the walls completely faceless to scare them
>see one of them pick up the phone
>i ask who they gonno call
>Ghost Busters!
Pic related, humans have weird dances

I have a few NOPE moments

>be a couple years back and live in basement
>Computer tests against the staircase and was on it browsing.
>Had thin black sheet to cut off my part of the basement from stairs and laundryroom.
>Hear/see in the corner of my eye my brother or stepdad come downstairs into the laundry room.
>realise after a long time that no one came back up.
>NOPE.jpeg

>>10003125
*rests against the staircase*

>>10003125
>be13 and have weird dream of a big ass tree burning.
>Next day go into forrest with friends and find an open clearing
>See big ass tree that fell and was charred
>fucking NOPE'd anf told my friends to book it

>be now
>reading /x/
>shadow men
>voices
>ghosts
>two full length mirrors across my bed
>NOPE.jpg back to my bed

>>10003125
>be at freinds house who lives in the back ass woods.
>his 2 cousins were over that day and we had fun
>Late at night on the porch shooting the shit
>see weird red eyes and sharp teeth behind friends bigass rottweiler, Sampson.
>Think nothing of it and continue talking
>His cousin interupts asking us if we saw that.
>Once again put it out of mind
>He describes exactly what I saw
>we ALL looked at each other as if we knew EXACTLY what he was talking about
>NOPE'd hardcore and ran into house.

>>9999999

>two of my friends decide they want to go driving around Ohio and do a little "ghost hunting"
>first place we go was a factory during WWII where there were a bunch of industrial accidents
>we get there and it was turned into a shitty Halloween haunted house tourist trap. and it was closed for the season.
>second place was a "highway to Hell" where there were a bunch of car accidents.
>no longer an official road and has since been reclaimed by nature. legitimately creepy. have to walk a few miles to get to the point where all the accidents happened.
>fuckers get tired and head back after only 30 minutes of walking.
>third place a site where some shit happened I don't remember the back story to.
>we get there and a bunch of relatively new condominiums were built. someone yells at us to fuck off or they'll call the cops.
>last place was where a kid played pranks on cars passing over a bridge by dropping a sheet on them. did it to some schmuck on a motorcycle and he died in the crash. bridge long since removed, but the "legend" says if you throw a sheet into the river at that spot you can summon the motorcycler's ghost
>have to walk along another decommissioned road. do the sheet thing, see nothing. friends freak the fuck out and run because they see the reflective eyes of a possum or whatever.
>get home and look all this shit up. we weren't even in the right spot for the bridge thing, but there was a legit indian burial ground nearby we could have checked out.

They asked me if I wanted to go again. I told them "Nope!"

>little kid
>share a room with my sister
>closet door always open a crack
>at night, think I see a glowing green eye-like thing floating in the crack
>convince myself that it's just my eyes playing tricks on me, since it kind of looks like an afterimage when you've just looked at a bright light
>years later
>tell my sister about the eye I used to see
>she says she saw it too
>NOPE

>be 23
>pops just passed away, going through paperwork and find deed for a 100 acre plot of land innawoods
>decide to check it out
>drive out dirt road innawoods
>finally make it to my dads plot of land
>see a driveway
>drive up it
>small cabin set way back innawoods
>oh this must be the hunting cabin my dad had told me about I didn't realize he bought it
>decide to go get the key from home and stay out there
>grab key, some food and a sleepin bag
>get back it's early afternoon
>normal woods activity, durr and burr hurr and thurr
>check out cabin oh nice it has a cellar, cut padlock off and check it out
>various wines and cigar humidifiers and storage racks, a few nice collectables
>find door, ahh this must lead back upstairs
>front door key opens it, giant gun room full of wonderful toys and ammo
>grab a new lock and lock up the cellar and head inside
>get comfy do some more looking around/snooping
>grab a couple nice guns to clean and drool over
>cleaning a .44 mag Ruger hear a thump outside, grab a handful of rounds and investigate
>just a possum after the trash at dusk, put a big hole in its head
>lock up everything for the night
>head to sleep a couple guns still close by
>eyes not close 5 minutes
>hear a thump and then another thump and then the most horrifying blood curdling scream/screech ever
>way too loud for a fox or coyote
>grab rifle and pistol load and sleep in bathroom with the door locked
>nope the entire night as it continues
>never go back there at night
>clear it out and sell it
>still nope to this day

>>10003203
probably was just an animal bro

>>10003203
where abouts was this?

>>10003219
Northern Montana

>be 9
>share room with little brother and sister
>sister has one of those talking carebear dolls
>leaves it in the middle of the floor one night
>almost asleep, eyes closed
>suddenly out of fucking nowhere, "will you give me a hug?"
>eyes shoot open and i stare at the doll from my bed (the top bunk)
>wait a couple minutes, nothing happens
>brush it off
>as soon as i close my eyes
>"I think we could be friends"
>nope the fuck off the back end of my bed and run to find my parents
>the take the doll into the kitchen, hasn't talked since
>dad checks it's back
>no batteries
>mfw

>Sitting in bed
>hear someone say FUCK
>ask person, sounds like a guy, if he's ok
> says yeah just stubbed my toe
>say ok and continue browsing /x/
>then I realised I've been living alone for years

>>10003251
nah bro I live in yo closet, eatan yo toe jamz while you sleep.

>>10003237
I am the currburr jimmy

>>10003251
you shouldn't leave your dildos laying on the floor for people to trip over

>>10003203
ever heard a peacock scream?
>>10003237
your sibling was sleep talking
>>9999463
>shadow men following you even when you change locations
this should be definitive proof that this is all in your head
>>10000081
who the fuck washes their hands when they go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?

>>10003203 It's a just a Mountain Lion bro...

>be a few weeks ago
>lying in bed trying to sleep
>bed faces french doors
>see a human-like shadow move past the door
>third floor balcony
>NOPE

>>10003309
i always wash my hands, because flushing the loo wakes up my flatmate who would then hear me not wash my hands and judge me forever

my nope.

>about 14
>recording self singing for project
>play back
>hear "godawful" in the background noise
>NOPE

pretty sure i was just hearing things, but phoned best friend crying anyway.

>>10003309
im not the game who posted
>>10003237
but explain this then:

We used to have one of those skylectric (or something like that) tracks where the cars could race on.
You had a controller with which you increased the speed etc.
The device that counted the laps played this song whenever the race was over or started i cant remember.
anyways...

>be 9 or w/e
>be around 9 at night
>the whole set is under my bed
>suddenly hear a that song play without stop
>run towards my brother's (right next to mine)
>wake him up and then my parents
>Help help help!!!
>Dad and brother comes to my room
>music stopped
>i reach out to the device
>no batteries
>NOPENOPENOPE.JPG

>>10003336
>flushing the toilet when you urinate in the middle of the night
don't you faggots understand that none of the laws of bathroom etiquette apply at night?

>>10003203
That would be the scariest.
I have a fear of hearing something like that in the woods at night.

>>10003351
omg im tired
>im not the game who posted
meant same

I don't want to have kids simply because I don't want to be woken up in the middle of the night by kids who are freaking the fucking out over something whether it's imagined or not

>be 11
>parents are out, grandmother is sleeping
>watching tv like a cool kid
>door opens and there's someone in the hall
>Guy talks to me, sounding just like my dad
>he leaves, I go back to watching tv
>realize my parents are still out
>NOPE.jpg

>>10003363
However true that may be...
>>10003351
this actually wasn't a dream.
My brother and parents heard it.

>>10003354
i just don't want her to see my green caffeine-piss ok

>browsing thread on /x/
>NOPE thread
>reading spooky shit
>thread starts to repeat
>i know its all in my head
>NOPE.jpg

>>10003363
i was a good kid and didn't even go to my parents when i had my first panic attack and thought i was dying. if you scare your kids enough they'll avoid you when nope stuff happens

>>9997176
>>9997176
> Be like 8-9

>implying anyone can remember anything from that age

>>10003405
What? You can't remember when you were nine?

>>10003203
Could it have been a mountain lion? They make some horrifying sounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKw4OFAu1WM

>Be up at night
>getting some milk from the kitchen with the light off
>Hear something crash in the back room
>a large dark figure is in my back window, prying it open
>he doesn't see me
>i panic, and freeze as he climbs through the window
>we lock eyes
>he freaks out and tumbles out of the window
>fatass kid and not a ghost, somehow fucks up falling 5 feet and breaks his leg.
>"MAMI, MAMI OH MY GAWT"
>i burst out laughing and kick him in the ass with all my power as I call the cops.

Not this time, ghosts.

>>10003438
Many lulz were had.

>>10003186
Fucking Ohio. I live here, we actually have some scary shit if you know where to look. There are some haunted ravines right in the middle of the city and it's like stepping into some creepy-ass alternate universe where everything's still and quiet and hidden from the city sounds. I have a friend who lives in one of the houses in one of them, she's had some experiences. Usually things clawing at her window to get in, but she can see the (huge) window clearly from her bed and there's nothing there. Things like that. I've been walking around there in the middle of the night more than once and it's eerie as hell, I'd lose it if something actually happened. You always feel watched, even inside. And this is the lesser haunted of the two main ravines around here, I don't even.
I wouldn't go looking for it though, there are coyotes and smaller nasty things like raccoons and possums. Local high school kids go fucking around in the ravines looking for ghosts too, the locals don't appreciate it. Aside from that, from what I've heard, I wouldn't want to meet what's lurking there.

>Derp!

>>10003203
That is quite possibly the scariest fucking thing I could fucking imagine. Jesus.

I'm convinced cabins and shit in the woods are forever destined to be gathering places for scary shit. As my and your NOPES will confirm.

>Staying in my brother's old cabin in the woods. It's pretty small, more of a shack than a cabin.
>Just kinda called and asked. Just to get his OK for it.
>Really pristine forest, the shack is at the junction of three trails. Place is well kept.
>Fish the majority of the day away the first day.
>Night rolls around.
>Get into bed, get relaxed, got my eyes closed and I'm drifting off.
>Bathroom door flies the fuck open, Loud ass BANG when it hits the wall.
>NOPE.gif.avi.mov
>Everything is quiet. Like, Really muffled noise.
>Try to move, but I have a really pins-and-needles feeling on my whole body.
>Stays this way for five minutes or so. Can't blink. My eyes get dry as fuck.
>Front Door flies the fuck open, just as hard as the bathroom door did.
>NOPE.v2.0
>Suddenly everything goes back to normal.
>Too scared to move.
>Daylight finally rolls around. Took it's sweet ass time. I still had barely moved. Fear-Induced Hallucinations in the shadows 'til dawn.
>Pack up and hike back to his house.
>"Where were you?"
>"I was staying for the weekend in your cabin, remember?"
>He says we never talked about it.
>[[Program could not run because NOPE.dll could not be found.]]

>being 13
>coming back from fishing with my dad
>around 2:30 am
>notices car coming very fast with high beams in the opposite track
>as soon as this vehicle passes us instantly engine and electric system shut off
>that was too fast to be a car
>we never talk about this

>>10003621

>>10003621

>>10003685
I think that it hit 88mph, and you saw some serious shiit.

bump

This was back in 96', when I was driving down to Indiana (from Chicago) to see who would become my future wife

>On the highway in Indiana
>If you don't know, it's a long-ass stretch that is usually empty as fuck at 3:00 A.M., the time this occured
>Jamming out to Alice Cooper's "Poison" when I get a creeping feeling on the back of my neck.
>I am a pretty big fucker. 6' 4'', and 212 lbs., not usually confronted with anything that really scares me.
>See headlights appear some five miles behind me.
>Overwhelming feeling of dread.
>The headlights get closer at an ever-steady rate; keep in mined I am going about 110 mph
>It is a Bleach White Jeep with the top removed driven by someone whose face is hidden
>Try to see who it is. Whoever is driving the car sees this, and smiles. It's is a horrible, toothy grin.
>It get's even with me, and I am this close to killing myself to get away from this thing.
>It looks at me, and snarls with the most horrifying face I have ever seen on a creature. It was not human, it was not animal. It was anger and hatred, personified.
>I left the highway immediately, it drove on.
>Don't go back on the highway for several more hours
>Nope.avi

>Just moved into this 1970's mobile home last year
>My room is first on the left down the hall with a spare bedroom next to it
>Use the spare bedroom as a junk/catch-all room
>Get woken up by a sound around 7 or 8am
>Sounds like... someone rubbing the wall slowly with a cloth or their hands (the wall separating my room and the spare room)
>NOPE.avi
>Soon as I turn to get out of bed to check it out, it stops
>Check the room, there is nothing against the wall or any kind of fabric near that would make that rubbing sound

Been a while, but it still happens every now and then. Freaks me out a little each time.

>>10003917
It was most likely your eyelashes or your hair moving against the pillow.

>>10003917
You have rodents

sitting hear reading this shit
all noises in house stop
wtf
phone alarm goes off early
i didn't set it...
help me its gettting louder where is it!

holy shit its getting louder from the other room

holy fuciking siht someiones in my fucking house no im serious

>Be earlier this year
>Driving home from Sydney to my town in between Sydney and Brisbane
>Be about 12AM, driving home to get back for uni after a music festival
>Stop in this little rest stop in this tiny town
>Go to have a 15 minute nap
>Wake up to a train like 10 minutes in
>Go "Wtf where is that coming from?"
>Realise there is a train track like 50m away.

My vagina hurts its leaking ghosts

>>10003917
you have niggers, tiem to call animal control

Bump

>>9997692
I laughed

wow /x/ is gay

>We're a group of around ten 8 year old kids having a sleepover
>Mom had shut herself in her bedroom and promised not to bother us
>Playing "murder in the dark"
>All lights off, walking through kitchen
>Bump into someone
>Smell old lady perfume, fur scarf/pearl necklace visible in the moonlight
>Nobody of that description in residence, or in any of our lives
>Nope the fuck over to the lightswitch
>I'm alone in the room, friends complain I ruined their hiding spots with the light

>>10004274
>Same year, again playing murder in the dark
>Hiding behind couch
>Someone enters room
>Moving spots isn't allowed so must be the person who's it
>Hold my breath to not be given away
>Person walks over to the couch, says "shhhhhh", pats me on the shoulder and leaves room
>Seems like a tall, older man
>After game, friends claim they never did it, so does friend's dad

>Later in the year, yet more murder in the dark
(Fuck, why was that game so popular?)
>Scared by earlier events, nope out before the game even starts with "a headache"
>Agree that I will stay in designated bedroom which is off-limits, no hiding
>I'll turn the light off to maintain darkness
>About fifteen minutes after start of game
>Door opens
>Say "you're not allowed to hide in here"
>Someone answers "It's (friend), I've got a headache too so I'm not playing"
>Lies down beside me, nothing seems wrong
>When the game ends, friends open the door to the room and turn on the lights
>I'm alone
>Friend who apparently lay down had been outside playing all along

Sleepovers were some freaky ass shit and it was always me who copped it. Fucking ghosts.

>Be 19 living with girlfriend at her parents place
>Move into spare bedroom that has shit walk into it at night
>Think nothing of it and enjoy new room
>Go to bed while girlfriend is out at her friends for the night
>Wake up at 3am to girlfriend laying beside me staring with a smile
>Blink and she is standing in front of my door which is ajar
>She keeps smiling, not scared for some reason

>She giggles like a 6 year old and runs out of my room down the hall and disappears
>Stare for a minute then lay head back down and sleep like nothing happened
>Wake up in the morning and ask girlfriend if she came home early and slipped into bed
>She just got back 30 minutes ago
>Idon'tevenknow.avi

Door likes to creek open once in a while along with feeling like an arm slips around me at night..Ghost wants some?

>>10004372

Its sad, you have had so few vivid and life like dreams that you think small lapses in conciousness are nope worthy.


/x/ is fucking bad.

>>10004372
Take your pants off next time and see what happens.

>>9999463
Sounds like you and them have history. Details plx?

I got one

>be another forum, the one that ggets all the media hype put it that way, LIKE I MINIUTE AGO
>scrolling through
>HEAR A FUCKING VOICE COME THROUGH MY SPEAKERS, i hope!
>no idea wtf or who it was
> i think it said my name

>>10004372
ghost blowjob woowoo woo

>Be 14 through 16 (maybe 17)
>Typical teenager drinking beer and smoking cigarettes on the weekends with friends
>One night, me and a few friends happened to come across a homeless man named "Jay" (short for James McQueen we'd find out later) who lived in a hoboden deep in the forest.
>It was one of the places we went to drink but we had never gone this far
>he seems a little "off", but all my friends seemed to think he was the nicest man they ever met, and he was friendly, but i always got a strange feeling about him
>we start going to him often to bring him food and he'd buy us beer and smokes (we were underaged) in exchange for a burger or a beer or whatnot
>happens on a fairly regular basis throughout a few years
>every time, i always feel that creepy vibe from him but my friends never seemed to notice and he had never done anything except that he would often say random things out of the blue like “I didn’t do it you know” or “they couldn’t do it” “it’s only because they were young” just random things like that that made no sense in the context of the conversation, we’d laugh it off
>go one night, he's not there and his whole "camp" is trashed (nobody else should know this place fwiw, it's very far and very hard to get to)
>we didn't really think much of it, but we stayed there for a while drinking and whatever
>about an hour later, an old woman comes in out of no where
>we all freak out cause we couldnt really see who she was, thought she might've been a cop or something
>she yells "wait" and we see it's just an old lady, we stop
>she says "do you know the man who lives here?"

>>10004577
(continued...)


>"yea, jay"
>"do you know where he’s gone?"
>"no...” at this point we’re all wtfing because her tone was really creepy and worried, not casual like if she was a friend of his
>”he is my son. He escaped from (mental institution not gonna say the name because it’s local) 3 years ago and has been living here. I don’t know where he’s gone. You must not come see him anymore, he’s very dangerous...”
>wtf wtf wtf “okay” we all say and leave
>something we bring up every once in a while between us friends but we never really thought of it again until
>be 19
>see his picture in the paper
>”convicted murderer of 2 apprehended after 5 years at large following escape”
>he had strangled a 12 year old girl and 9 year old boy in a park 10 years ago
>nope.

>>10004582

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2506&dat=19841104&id=e89JAAAAIBAJ&sjid=fgsNAAAAIBA
J&pg=3752,1064548

>>9997677

That's FANTASTIC! I want a creepy fox to follow me around, too!

Not that creepy, but s'all I got. I've never had paranormal shit happen to me.

>friend goes walking miles down train tracks in my city
>finds body-size mound of rocks in the woods,
>nopes out of there and tells us about it
>make plans to go back in a few days
>go down the tracks, awesome adventure
>found out there's a random nudist beach next to the tracks
>see hairy pink, wrinkly old men
>less awesome adventure due to that, but whatevs
>finally get to site of the rocks
>rocks strewn everywhere
>weird symbols painted on trees, and one swastika
>sticks grouped together in shapes
>everyone gets creepy feelings
>NOPE.jpg the fuck out, don't tell anyone

Also, I had tripped and impaled my fucking calf on an upturned tree root. Bleeding everywhere. Good times.

captcha: Happy, stabrug

> be home alone taking a bath
> hear door opening, mum at work and my sis in her own house
> too scared to make a sound
> text sis and mom if theyre home
> they aren't
> put on bathing robe and go downstairs with a baseball bat
> no one there, door is locked

>>10004582
Holy shit.

>Be 12
>Takes an hour to get to school so i listen to music
>Song finishes
>Next song doesn't start
>Look at phone
>It turned its self off
>Try to turn it back on
>Here very faint "Don't."
>Nope.png
>Rest of the day feel like someone is watching me
>Going back home
>With friends now
>Phone turns it self on but no buttons work
>Recieve phone call
>Answer and put it on speaker
>Here crackling
>"Watch out"
>Phone turns its self off again
>Phone never works again
>Nope.png

1.
>be 8 or 9
>out in creepy ass woods behind my old creepy ass house
>hear a bike riding through woods
>wondering how the fuck anybody can do that
>see a nigger on his bike in the distance
>coming right at me
>nigger rides right past me
>nigger rides behind tree and vanishes into thin air, brain fills with fuck
>NOPE.jpg

>>10004891
>Phone never works again
That's one expensive ghost.

I've got a few

> Be 11
> best friend dies of leukemia
> kind of a geek, have no other friends, loner
> can't handle it, don't go to funeral
> next week, try to sleep
> wake up, hear thumps in my room
> get up from under covers, see my dead friend
> he's angry, yells at me why i didn't go to the funeral and dissappears
> nope to sleep

>>10004908
It was a shitty $50 phone anyway.

>>10004924

> a year later, we moved
> me and my sister share a room
> our rooms are seperated by our closets, can only see a little bit of her room from my bed
> my bed has benchbed and a bed on top of it
> one morning, wake up early on top bed
> hear weird humming sound
> look around, see nothing
> out of nowehere, see a greenish light orb floating in sisters part of room
> NOPE
> it keeps moving from behind the closets to the part where i can see it
> suddenly hangs still in sight
> slowly moves towards me
> NOPENOPENOPE
> get under the covers, heart is pounding, trying to breathe silently
> bed starts shaking, can't tell if ghost or heart attack
> toes start tingling, goes up to feet and legs
> NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
> prepare for bad-ass move, throw off my covers
> want to yell "im not afraid of you!", weird soft mumbling comes out
> everything back to normal
> lie wide awake for a few minutes, suddenly hear something in kitchen
> jump out of bed, open door, see mom making a sandwhich
> imsafe.jpg

>>10004934

> now 19, so 7 years later
> own the whole room now
> play xbox every night with headset on, battlefield 3 rocks
> few weeks ago, be hungry, get up to make myself some cereal at 12 am (don't judge me, shits fucking delicious)
> go to kitchen, don't need light, get milk and pour it in bowl
> in corner of my eye, see something moving from balcony window
> look outside, see skinny dude, looking in
> it's dark, cant see anything but looks like grin
> realize im on top floor, all neighbours are old and couldnt ever get up here
> NOPE
> walk towards the glass kitchen-balcony door as the dude walks away from the window
> look at balcony, no one there
> imokaywiththis.jpg
> get my cereal, go back to room, lock door, continue playing xbox
> several seconds later, someone pouding on my door
> NOPE
> unlock and open door, no one there
> wat

>>10004947
> unlock and open door
why would you do this

>>10004953
whats the worst that could happen
i dont give a fuck, lol

>>10004956
>xbox
>cereal at 12am
>neet
>whats the worse; don't give a fuck
Kill yourself.

>>10004964

lolwhy

>17
>austrafaglian
>a few weeks ago during school holidays
>camping a little bit out of rural bumfuck town on the back end of someones property, next to a nice river
>with all my frents :3
>drove back in to town to get dinner
>car breaks down
>dad picks me up to drive me back out there
>i tell him where it is
>he casually remarks "oh, camping out there with some of Malcolm Naden's bodies?"
>wat.jpg
>he explains (he used to be a cop) that it's very possible that Malcolm Naden had buried bodies out in that area we were in
>okay then
>first night is all good, too got way too drunk and passed out
>second night i didn't drink as much, still just chillin and being cool
>the night gets on a bit and people are sort of doing their own things
>some friends are way the fuck out in the darkness (the spot we camped at was right on the plateau of a steep hill, which lead down to a river. there was a single spotlight illuminating a small radius of our camp where we had set up our shit)
>hear the most chilling, bloodcurdling, female scream
>nope.jpg
>other people heard it, we all freak the fuck out and run over where our friends were, although when i found out their exact location relative to the source of the noise, i realised that it couldn't have been them
>we re-assemble, rather startled
>it becomes apparent that although we all heard it, no one actually did it
>nope.jpg
>sort of settle down, I go to my tent which is right on the edge of our plateau, with the river behind me (i liked the ambience)
>hear a loud splash, too loud to have been a fish, and so certain i heard something haul itself onto the river bank.
>nope nope nope

>>10004991
How is it that all you "outdoor" people don't know that when a rabbit is killed it screams just like a woman. Shit happens ALLLLL the time with owls killing rabbits at night. People have even called 911 over it. Thought it was common knowledge.

>>9998639

>oc that just happened
>last night

>>10005019
That's not how Australia works, son.

>>10005019

in the morning we rationalised that it must've been a bird.

probably was, didn't stop it from being scary as fuck though.

> Severely constipated

> Sitting on toilet attempting to shit out the storm

> Oh the motherfucker is coming

> HHNNNGGGG

> Shit with the force of a thousand suns, with concrete balls of shit flying out hitting the bottom of the toilet bowl almost sounding like a machine gun

> Feel relief

> Get up and initiate wiping

> First wipe and it fucking hurt so much and looked at the toilet paper in my hand and it was dripping in blood

> look in toilet bowl to see frothy brown and red chunks in it

> I just blew my anus wide open

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>10005087
This is why you should never, ever force it.

>>10005131

That's what I get for eating McDonalds

bump.

>>9997176
>halloween night
>guy in mask
>dad comes running out with his gun

FUCK YEAH AMERICA!!

>Smoking cigarette in living room at 3am ish
>See a glimpse of my friend in my back yard
>he moved away years back
>walk out into garden
>See silhouette hang himself from an apple tree in my garden
>nobigdeal
>Spiders everywhere

>Gotta cut down on the Diphenhydramine

Okay peeps I got a few NOPE, HELL NOPE stories.

>Be 2004 JR yr of HS
>Friend and I usually sneak out of house and fucking smoke pot and what not
>Foggy as shit one night, I mean thick fog too
>Decide to run to store 4 blocks down
>We were dumb teenagers and always cheated coke machine thanks to 4chan back in the day!
>Get our free Mt Dew, heading back
>Live 2 blocks from Ohio River(Kentucky Fag here)
>See Something Tall as hell up ahead couldn't make it out though.
>Friend and I had been playing Silent Hill Series back to back up to that point.
>This Thing was tall and I have no idea what it was but I wasnt getting close to it.
>Friend Decides we better take the Alley instead of main street it was on.
>Take said Alley Almost back to his place when Suddenly We hear something Growling, Turn around and It was still a block away from us
>OH SIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>ITS FOLLOWING US MAN!
>Friend and I run back to my house.
>Next Morning Dad is pissed off because Half of the Fence is gone.
>No pieces of it in sight though.
Last time we took a trip to the store at 2am in the morning.

>>10004991
some guy saw a spider and screamed, then wouldn't confess when everyone started saying they heard a woman.

>be reading this thread
>listening to cock the hammer by cypress hill
>out of fucking nowhere SAFETY DANCE COMES ON
> I jump because it is loud.
>Nope.mp3

>>9998050
Dumb nigger doesn't know how to candlejack the prope

Not nope but.

>be young
>with family by river
>virtually pitch dark
>we all see a strange shooting star that makes a screeching noise
>that's nice
>wonder off slightly (like a few meters away while they're all talking amongst themselves)
>see big ass dog, like a large Alsatian
>expect owner to follow it out of the darkness, never does
>is right next to me and pants loudly, I can see the condensation coming out it's mouth
>walks down into these bushes. They're smallish with a fence blocking the other side, not a habitable place for a big dog. No traces or bush-shakings after it enters.

In my childish wisdom I assumed it was a fox, but it was way bigger and didn't display behaviour typical to one (being chill around humans).

I'm much older and faggier now and have come to the conclusion it was the ghost of a wolf, one that was culled in the olden days (Britfag, we used to do some gay shit).

chuck mangione?

>>9997280

>guy waves
> I wave back

I imagined all to well in head, funny a ms fuck XD

> Be like 8 or 9
> my mother leaves me in a park to do some stuff near there
> the park has a bike path for children, something with bumps and obstacles, and I brought my bike
> the sky is cloudy, like it's about to start raining
> it looks like I'm alone
> I'm going through the bikepath accelerating, when I see two little girls I haven't noticed before, that look like sisters, standing in the path
> they stare at me, silent
> I yell at them "get out of my way, I can't stop!"
> they don't move nor speak until I am about to hit them
> I feel cold as I overtake them, thinking it's the weather
> I complete the next curve and then turn my head back at them
> they are gone
> noone is there
> no way they could have left the park within a few seconds (it's a big park, the path is in the middle)
> no places where they could've hidden, no trees or bushes
> it starts thundering
> NOPE.djvu
> I leave the path and run as fast as I can to my mom

>>10005347
Just wondering, what's your pattern? What clicks in your head that makes you think a capital letter on a certain word is better than not having it?

jumped on call of duty, got killed first 5 seconds, NOPE.jpg and got shut off xbox

>>10005701
I do oft wonder about the same thing from time to time on the internet. It can't be plebbery necessarily, it's just bizaare.

>>10005701
I've never Noticed I've did this before.
Kinda Creepy now that Someone had Shown Me.

>>9999463
>>9999463
lay off the meth nigga

>>10005813
>>10005813
lay off the meth nigga

>>10004018
>no greentext
>nope.avi

not really nope, but partially relevant.

>right now
>be 2:35 in the morning where i am
>moved to new room around three weeks ago
>gramps died here
>every night around 2 i hear laughter left side
>i'm talking i am fucking pissing myself laughter
>every
>fucking
>night
>nothing in the morning
>what.mpeg

>>9998132

here you go bud. Your thoughts in Korean:
씨발 다시 태핑 시작하고 난 다음 20 년 동안 매일 들어왔습 죽은 염소를 곧장 떠날거야

>be 9
>summer vacation
>parents at work, going to friends house
>blackskined man shouts: "hey, you there!"
>starts running against me
>NOPE
>turbomode the fuck on, run through gardens and shit
>at friends house
>tells him bout it
>gets knifes, tourches etc and waits.

>walking down the street
>suddenly nigger jumps out from nowhere, beard and long hair, slighty fat/chunky, wearing a jacket
>"YOU FUCKEN WHITE BOY MOFUCKER! IMMO FUCKIN KICK YO MOFUCKIN CRACKA ASS MOTHERFUCKER!"
>NOPE.JPG
>start running

>be kid, on grandpa's house
>9pm, family telling horror stories
>auntie tells me about witches and how they liked to scratch the roofs
>go to sleep
>woke up in the middle of the night
>hear something with bigass nails scratching the roof
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE.wma
>day comes
>gets out of the farm
>get on the roof
>see a fucking pine branch that moves with the air scratching the roof
>grabs machete
>cut the shit out of it

>>10006074
>>10006085

Ma nigga!

>>10003309
>>10004424

They used to "haunt" the old apartment that I was in, and the duplex before that, and the shitty little house that we lived in as a babby.

They'd wake me up in the middle of the night, hide in my closet, stare at me, unlock my door, push me into things, trash my room, make odd arrangements of my belongings (witnessed it twice, they'd make circles and square designs out of everything of mine).

The most horrifying one was when I woke up one night because I felt like something hit me, and one had pinned me down to my bed. I didn't say anything, and it was just staring at me, and turning me over and looking at me, almost as if inspecting me.

Think of War of the Worlds, when the aliens go into the basement, and they're just looking things over, and all the girl can do is stand completely fucking still.

>Be walking home from school one day when "The Romanian Gang" (a group of not-actually-Romanian bullies from my class) jumps out in front of me
>They say they've targeted me for "extremination" because I've been making girls in class laugh and it's making them look bad and MAX cockblocking them
>One of them is behind them and hits me around the head with a rock
>Wake up later in a dark as fuck basement, surrounded by the gang
>They say they're going to carve "ulti-n00b" into my chest as punishment
>I faint (not because I'm scared, but because I can't be fucked with them)
>I wake up in my own bed, look down and see "ulti-n00b" scratched into me
>I run downstairs and ask my parents how they got me out of the basement
>Apparently I just fell asleep as soon as I arrived home from school at the normal time
nope.avi

>>9997280
>the guy waves at me
>i wave back

... this is like /v/'s "Y-you too"

>>10003172
why would you shoot shit? that's kinda eewie.

>Again Be 2004
>My Grandma has Moved in with Us.
>She had a Brain Tumor and had Died the Same Year.
>I Never got to say Goodbye.
>Start looking into EVP.
>Decide to Try it out.
>Dunno Why I decided to Light two candles But I Did.
>Sit in Darkness with Speakers and Mic and two candles.
>Decide nothing is gonna happen, Give Up.
>Just as I was about to Blow the candles out, Sudden Rush of Cold Air.
>NOPE!
>Hear Chants come on the Speakers.
>Indian Chants.
>Very Faint at first then getting louder.
>NOPE!
>Ran out of the House and Stayed with my Mom for three Weeks.
>Never tried EVP since.

>be 16
>summer break
>3am
>All lights are off and blinds are shut completely.
>On /x/ with my 13 year old sister
>white/gray mist floats past the computer
>look at my sister
>Terrified look on her face
>DOUBLENOPE.gif

I have seen it a few more times. really freaks me out.

>Be 16
>Cleaning out room when I find two picture albums
>One empty, one has two pictures
>Throw out empty one, put one with pictures on bottom shelf of bookcase
>Couple months later, in room playing guitar
>Photo album flies into room and lands on floor
>Scared shitless
>Look inside of photo album
>It has two pictures in it
>Go to put it back on bottom shelf
>Pictureless album sitting in it's place
>Throw it away again
>That night it slams on my floor again
>think nothing of it
>see it on floor in the morning
>Pictures of me sleeping filled the album
>NOPE.JPG
>Burn the album

sorry it's not greentext
When I was really little I used to have these dreams that I was naked lying on this steel table and if I moved at all I would get hit with laser thing.
> I think it might have been sleep paralysis mixed with
> memories of the Andromeda Strain or something.
I also had dreams where everything was pitch black and there was a loud "TICK TICK TICK" sound.
Just this ticking and nothing else (I didn't have a clock)
> more sleep paralysis??
the most NOPE I can think of was probably one time when I woke up and there was a figure standing next to my bed. it was tall and thin (I always thought of it as "Frankenstein-y" ) It was darker than the darkness in the room and just stood there. I dived under the blankets and screamed till my parents showed up.
Once and a while in Highschool and Uni I would wake up terrified - the waking was literally like swimming upwards from crushing darkness and often my bed would be covered in a mat of moving spiders which would scuttle away as I turned on the light.

> I'm guessing some sort of fuckery with my optic nerve.

Sometimes my dreams were so violent (I didn't remember these) that I would tear the sheet or sprain something.
I also occasionally talked in my sleep. My Dad would come into my room and I would be sitting in the dark with my eyes open and he would supposedly have conversations with me.

>be 20
>see nope thread on /x/
>NOPE

>be crackhead
>run out of crack
>nope

I don't browse this board very often, but I saw this thread fit to reveal something I never have. It's not very interesting compared to some other stories, but I figured you guys might be able to come up with an explanation.

>be ~10
>be in hotel for one night with parents
>no lights on except bathroom light around corner, making room have a very monochromatic, grayscale look. No color at all in anything.
>be in bed
>wake up in middle of night, check clock, it's 3 in the fucking morning
>right as I decide to go back to sleep, I look up and see this fucking clearly defined black silhouette of a man right at the foot of my fucking bed
>rather well built, about 6ft, no deviations from normal human shape
>he was bending over when I first saw him, but In about a second looks straight at me
>makes a motion like he's about to start walking toward me
>cold sweat like never before, close eyes, hope for best
>alarm at 7 A.M, wake up, still alive, ok
>never mention it again

It just recently came back in my mind because I was staying at the same hotel about a week ago.

>>10003309

motherfucker I will wash my hands when, and where I wish. I just wrote it that way though, I probably didn't even fucking flush the toilet tbh

>>10005047
I found the beer can in the morning when I posted that.

>be 5
>visiting cousin's house; its sort of rural in the woods
>playing in side yard, running around
>foot falls into hole; hole goes mad deep yo
>get foot out, look inside
>huge fucking yellow reptilian eye looking back up at me
>run away like a bitch

> be home alone
> be reading a creepypasta
> creepy pasta about mind experiments or some shit like that
> suddenly entire home is filled with a low-pitched vibrational humming
> right as i read "it sounds like a loud, low-pitched hum"
> NOPE.jpg
> heart beats quickly until it goes away
> continue reading creepypasta

>>10003405
> Be like 8-9
>implying anyone can remember anything from that age

Ahahah! You must be a retard.
>mfw it's normal to remember things when you were 3-5yo

>home alone
>coming up the steps to do whatever
>hear my VCR rewinding or something in my room (Room farthest from the stairs)
>freeze like a deer for what seems like forever
>sit downstairs and work myself up over it so much, I eventually call my parents and ask them when they're coming home
Did it once more as well. Turns out it's just a shitty VCR and I'm a huge pussy.

>>10004908

>play ouija board and tarot at college
>something says it'll meet us in the building next door, which is a derelict 1800s hospital
>we ask how will we know you're there
>it says we'll know
>go expecting a noise or flash of light, maybe even an orb!
>don't really believe any of this. it's all a game to us
>friend's walkman slows and stops on new batteries
>torches go dim
>look at mobile for some reason
>the screen just fades
>never works again
>have to get replacement on insurance

>drove with dad to a small town that’s at the New York/Mass/Connecticut border
>entire area is really old, with cemeteries dating back to the 1700s
>have to drive down a dirt road through the woods in order to get to hiking trails, easily five miles long
>find parking lot, get out and hike down the mountain
>leave the trail as night is settling in and drive back in the dark
>dad says “what if we saw Melonheads?”
>immediately his muffler falls off (it’s his work vehicle so it’s always in bad shape)
>car comes out of nowhere and is a few feet behind us
>wtf
>guy stops and says “I’m going to my girlfriend’s house and can see if she has a hanger to tie the muffler back on”
>dad forces me out of the car to try and fix it while waiting for the guy’s return
>shitting self because of the absolute darkness and silence
>it’s been about half an hour and no sign of the guy
>dad ends bootlegging the fix and we book it the hell out of there

Have any of you tried to get rid of a ghost by farting on its face? I'm serious here (I tried once and it worked).

>be 8/9
>after first communion, my family and a couple others go to a really nice restaurant
>we order and there's a long wait period
>me and my friends decide to go splorin while we're waiting
>running around, having fun in the courtyard
>someone points out that there's some weird long-necked man staring at us from window high above
>"HOLY CRAP!"
>run as fast as we can to tell our parents
>parents come out to check and the guy has disappeared
>ask the owner of the restaurant about the building and he says that it's been abandoned for quite a while

For all I know, that man could have been masturbating. It was creepy as fuck.

>>10007036
also
>be about 2/3 years old, brother is around 5
>on a roadtrip
>taking a "pee pee" break on the side of the road
>as we're pissing out the side of our van, dirty man comes out of the woods on the other side of the road and walks up to our van
>he presses his face to the window literally inches from my mom's face to check to see if the door's unlocked
>luckily it's locked
>my mom grabs us while we're still pissing, slams door and speeds off
>guy stands in the road watching us leave

>>10007064
fucking hobos, always pissing in allies and being creepy as shit at night

PART 1
>Be like 9/10
>Live in small town. (Less than 1500 population)
>Grandpa and Dad own autoshop/motorsports shop together
>Hang out there after school
>Black man walks in, bearded/scruffy around 50
>No big deal
>Man says he needs to get his car inspected/something.
>Grandfather says he'd have to come back in an hour or so. cause he's busy at the moment.
>Man starts ranting about how he needs it done now
>Grandpa says he sorry but he would just have to wait
> Man continues ranting
> My father puts the wrench away and begins to walk over to them.(Rugged man. 5,9 190 pounds) same with grandpa
> Man starts calling out how their racist and what not(Yelling at this point)
> Grandpa being 65 or so and my dad forcibly throw the fucker outta the shop
> I'm sitting there wide eyed in awe on the sofa they had in back.
>We never think anymore of it besides the time we mention it at supper

>>9998050
2/10 made me reply
seriously /x/ the candlejack meme sucks. it's not scary or funny, it's just fucking reta

>>10007064
>"Hay, Ladee. Lukkin fer a gud tyme?
>NOPE IN ORDER TO DEPRIVE HARMLESS GUY OF SEXUAL FAVORS

what's wrong with you?

>be 6/7
>Living in Key West, FL
>Playing with other kids near the bar where our moms drank while our dads were underway
>Me and two others stray a little farther than normal, exploring a little patch of palms.
>Hairy, weird lookin guy is at the top of a tree.
>Like, his jaw was misshappen, no nose, tiny eyes.
>Stupid little kid self asks "Hey mister, can we come up in your tree?"
>Fucking gibberish. I've heard creole, I've heard hatian, I've heard spanish. None of the above.
>WFT
>We turned and ran away, friend stops us half way back.
>"Should we tell Rita?" (Cuz she had a gun, the obvious choice of adult to go run to when there was a crazy sorta-man hanging out in palm trees)
>"No. They'll think we were being bad for talking to him."
>Noone says anything, clearly I'm right.
>We never spoke of it again until a year ago, when one of my two buddies from that day asked me if I remembered, just in case he imagined it.
>"I don't know."
>I remember every single second clear as day still. Can't tell him that, nor did he try to convince me.

>>10001303
Reminds me of a family story nope I've heard a few times

>older brother was ~6
>playing with cars in living room
>sees mum walk down stairs and into the kitchen, out of the corner of his eye
>few minutes later goes into kitchen and asks dad, who was cooking, where mum went
>she wasn't in the house and had gone to a local psychic fair event thing with friend

My brother says he distinctly remembers this happening

>Be like 10-11
>Staying at grandmas creepy house
>Middle of the day
>Have to pee real bad
>Go to bathroom
>Don't knock cause who the fuck doesnt lock the bathroom door to avoid awkward walk in
>Grandma sitting there taking a shit
>Biggest nope of my life
Im not joking either.
I almost threw up whilst typing this

>>10007243
Old people are used to pooping out back in a shed, where no one would bother them.

In my old room at my moms where some shit had happened before.

>chilling and reading a book
>hear a faint whisper "Kill yourself!"
>Wtf. Raise up and look around
>hear a male voice yelling at my ear "Kill yourself already!"
>NOPEd all the way downstairs where I was the rest of the night

I have a 7y old brother who had been screaming at nights and telling me about beings only he sees. I have not told him that I see them too or anything else that's been happening. I moved out when I was 15.

>be 19
>morning jog in local park
>still dark out
>see family of rabbits running across trail
>whyaretheyrunningsohard.jpg
>check bush they ran from
>4 dead rabbits in a hole

NOPE.JPG

>be 20
>staying at parent's house home from uni
>up late writing book report
>finish up and hit back decking for cigarette
>see what looks like giant figure in hooded garment hunch backing amongst trees under street lamp
>two lawns over, behind fence
>should not be visible at distance if normal human height, rationalise as tree
>figure pivots at waist and looks straight at me
>NOPE
>throw cigarette, back up into house
>lock doors, lights on, brandish knife, not sleep for week

>>10007175

0/10
would have giggled if you cut off after saying candle jack, but you di

>>10007444
What's the deal with this candlejack jo

>>10007444
>>10007560
I do not fucking understand. Who the fuck is candleja

>walking outside at 1:00 am to meet up with friend

>walking on train tracks

>see faces in the trees, ignore it

>concentrated on the sky so i cant see trees next to me

>trip over a rock

>fall over, hit my head and black out on the tracks

>when i wake up im with my friend and we are walking, like i fucking woke up in the middle of a sentence

>nope.jpeg

>whatthefuck.jpeg

>he says it didnt happen, and we just met up 10 minutes ago

>honestly what the fuck

>be 19
>go with friends to a place behind some apartments called cherry hill
>5 of us there
>sitting there smoking
>see guy hike up hill
>no big deal
>he sits in our little circle
>i instantly get uneasy feeling
>he pulls out cigarette, introduces himself
>asks everyone's name but mine
>awkwardly introduce myself
>"i know who you are, anon."
>dafuq?
>sit for a while, dude starts talking about his "home planet"
>sinking feeling in my chest
>"don't fall, anon."
>i instantly topple down mini hill
>FUCKING NOPE.
>we make excuse that we have to leave
>boys put me in the middle
>he starts growling
>bolt it to car
>lose him
>think we're out of the woods
>see him standing in front of our car
>NOPE THE SEQUEL
>walk around complex for a while
>come back & dude was gone.

not necessarily scary, but freaked me the fuck out.

>>10000081
Hey! He accepted your apology, I think that is awesome right there.

This is from a memory from a while ago back when I was about 9

>Be in neighborhood with only one other child
>Moms ex bf is a total asshat and I hate him
>Locks me out of the house for a few hours so he can be alone
>Decide to wander around the neighborhood
>Little space between houses that has a few mossy rocks and ground covered in clovers and vines
>Decide to go explore it
>Stomp around clovers pretending to kill imaginary fairies
>Get bored and sit on rock
>Look behind me into the clearing farther back
>See drainage pipe
>Look closer and see a guy in the middle of it in a black coat with a small black hat
>Start to walk towards him
>He spots me and beckons me forward with gloved hand
>Run towards him because 9 year old females are retarded
>Hear cat meow behind me (I liked cats very much)
>Turn around and run after
>Cat runs away from me and I run after it all the way back to the clearing but can't find it when I finally get there
>Never see that cat or that person again

Wtf

>>10007613
>cutting off in the middle of his name
You fucking cretin.

>>10005453
thats a shuck dude, im jelly u saw one. they got several meaning rangeing from protecting you to predicting you death.

why does your dad sleep with a gun?

>>10007856
First things first. Tits or GTFO

Second. What good is a gun if its in a safe and in a place that you can't easily get to it. All people with a gun should sleep with it close by them. Its just smart.

>Looking at NOPE thread
>readin
>lol at ">[[Program could not run because NOPE.dll could not be found.]]"
>tell myself if i ever get scared i yell that out
>lights filicker in entire house and technically lose power
>everything back to normal
>hear "NOPE right?" come out of my speakers
>NOPE.exe into my mom's room like a little newfag

>Be four months back.
>Get shafted by the watchbill.
>Have roving watch from 0200-0600.
>Roving path takes me right next to a huge forest.
>Hear rustling every few minutes.
>Remember that the watch-stander is always the first to die in an attack.
>Nope.jpg
>Get back to quarterdeck watch and tell him "All conditions normal and scary as fuck."

Bamp

>>10000385
now imagine the fucker on the other side of the wall. been hearing movement in it, movement stops, followed by a loud THUD and lol.

>Walking home from party at like 1am
>Pass child's play park, guy standing in front of it staring over the street
>As I walk past, say "Hey bro, are you okay?" since people in New Zealand are generally friendly like that
>He just says "yeah" and continues to stand there
>Way down the street, can still see him in that same spot

Not too creepy, but it was kinda weird.

>kunko el rumbo

>our eyes literally lock in the moment
I lol'd

>wake up in middle of night
>heavy breathing right in ear for just a second before a scream
>fucking jump right across the room
>stand there for a few minutes before sitting back down and curling up for bed
>happens again
>nope.avi

That room is now my daughters room and she wakes up every few nights screaming,

>>10007638
That was the time travel rock.
You trip over it, hit your head, then you go back in time.

>>10009157
The fuck...
Your room might be haunted so you give it to your daughter?
No, I'm not saying I believe it is haunted but after what happened you just shove your little girl in there and let her suffer?
I'm gonna be waiting in your closet, friend. You dun goof'd.

>Be 10
>swim in backyard like A boss
>see little girl staring at me through window
>my little sister isnt home
>NOPEgetthefuckoutimdead.jpg

>>10004630
I live in this area.

BUUMPP

>Be now
>reading nope thread
>in bed naked
>feel pinch on leg
>feel pinch on dick
>nope.mkv

Turned out to be an ant. Fucker drew blood.

>from when i was about 8-12
>stay night at grandmas house many times
>its three stories and both staircases are visible from couch
>wake up in the middle of the night every time
>watch people walk up and down the stairs for maybe a half hour every night
>only people at my grandmas house is my gma, sister, and me
>NOPE.jpg

>be 17
>stay night at gmas again with sis
>she asks me "do you remember the people?"
>wat
>"the people that would walk up and down the stairs"
>never knew she saw them too (shes older then me)
>tell gma
>"oh hunny, those are just my angels"
>NOPE.jpg

>>10008274

Are you in the Navy or Marines?

>>10009931

he wants to fuck

>>9998885
"You wanna die?" is spelled "Jugulle" in korean. Pyeong shin you're.

>>10006210
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>>10006210

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

>be 8
>at church for confirmation class
>messing around with friends in church kitchen
>why does it smell like shit in here.jpg
>hunt for the source of the stench
>open microwave
>coffee cup inside
>look in coffee cup
>large human turd inside
>wtf
>nope.turds

>Derp!

>be 15
>Parents take me and best friend to New Orleans on vacation
>Last day there, so we go on a ghost tour in the French Quarter
>The tour spends most time at the LaLaurie house (where some pretty fucked up shit happened)
> We get back that night and my friend and I decide to go swim in the hotel pool
>Talk about the house on the way down
>Be there for about 20 minutes when I get this impending doom feeling
>Start to feel really anxious about being there and that we need to leave now
>Tell friend, and she says she has the exact same feeling
>NOPE.jpg
>go back to room and sleep after freaking out for awhile
>Next morning as we're leaving see police tape around the area with the pool
>DOUBLENOPE.jpg

We left so fast we didn't ask what happened, but I wish we had

>>9998847
Fuck you, you ass! That picture scared the hell out of me!

> About 9?
> Lived in condo
> Wake up one night and look out my window
> See some sort of orb doing circles outside my window
> Run downstairs and crawl in bed with my mom, also informing her of what happened
> Her bible thumping self prayed over me and told me to go back to sleep

The thought of the orb gave me chills up until about a year or so ago when I read somewhere that 'Orbs of Light' were supposed to be good spirits or angels

>be 7 or 8
>Visiting grandparents in their creepy house
>Wake up in the middle of the night to see a shadow man looming over my bed
>Close my eyes and pretend to sleep
>terrified as fuck

>Be 21
>Visiting grandparents in their creepy house
>Wake up in middle of the night to see the shadow man looming over my bed
>Snap to my feet swinging my fists like I'm Fist of the Northstar
>Wake everyone up, freak everyone out, they turn on all the lights
>Shadowman's not there
>Involuntary tears coming out of my eyes like I'm crying but I'm not sad or anything, couldn't explain it
>Never had a problem with the Shadow man again

>Be 24
>Talking with younger brother about creepy shit, bring up the shadow man
>Surprised to know that he knows who I'm talking about and says that fucker used to stand in his doorway when he was a tee, scaring the fuck out of him

Fucking shadowmen.

>>10010443
did you sleep with her?

>A couple days ago
>sister's 21st birthday party
>she got a hotel and was gonna go out drinking all night
>living in basement
>can hear everything that happens on floors and through vents
>around 2am, hear something that sounds like vomiting or crying
>figure my sister came home drunk
>wake up next day and ask around
>sister never came home
>nobody else was up
>first NOPE.jpg moment of my life

>Be 9 or 10
>Playing down in the basement with my brothers and sisters
>Suddenly the lights go haywire, and not just with flicking on and off, it's like flashing reds and yellows and blues and shit
>Shadows being cast all over the walls because of the lights
>We all stop playing and huddle together, confused as fuck
>Vacuum cleaner suddenly comes to life, turning on by itself
>All of us are freaked out now
>Scream at older sister to turn it off
>She's trying, flicking the switch on and off
>Other sister yells at her to unplug it
>She follows the cord
>It's not plugged in.
>NOPE!

My youngest brother eventually got all angry at whatever thing was fucking with us (he's always been a fighter) and just shouted "GO AWAY! LEAVE US ALONE!" and the vacuum shut back off and the lights returned to normal. We all immediately ran upstairs afterwards to tell our parents.

That vacuum was UNPLUGGED! We all saw it with our own eyes! It's still a WTF moment to this day.

>Who ib candle-jack? I ain't never heard o' no candle-jack befo-

>Be on /x/
>Balls feel itchy so I scratch
>Rub mouth with same hand
>Hair in my mouth
>Take it out
>My pubes
>NOPE.JPG

>>10007160

No part 2?

>be last winter, January
>4am
>go out to living room to get dog cause going to bed and he sleeps in my room
>motion sensing lights on outside of garage are on
Its probably just a coon but it makes me nope every time
>Part 2
>wake up next day
>have to shovel driveway, need to get shovel from back hard shed
>find footprints leading up to the shed door, only one direction, no turn around going back the other way
>they just stop at the door
>NNOOOoooOOOP

>every time i turn my back to the room and face the wall at night the floor starts creaking
>sound gets closer and faster untill i turn around
>only stoped when I have my back to the wall
This went on for 13 years untill it suddenly stopped 2 weeks ago.
I'm scared.

>Be now
>At grandma's house, doing homeschool homework on laptop, living with her
>Only the two of us in house, no one else ever visits
>Go to bathroom, she went outside to answer a call
>Cold toilet seat
>See the shadows of feet under crack in door
>Hear mumbling
>Ask if its her
>No answer
>I look out the bathroom window, she's outside in the backyard, talking away
>Must be one of her friends
>finish up, go back to this
>She comes back inside
>"Was that one of your friends, grandma?"
>Tell her what happened after she asks who
>"You're the first person to even visit me in years, anon"
>NOPE.jpg

bump and story.
>be about 16.
>become obsessed with death in all its forms.
>My friends do too.
>Start spending a lot of time at this cemetery at night, my grandpa was the caretaker when I was a kid know it like the back of my hand.
>lots of weird shit starts happening, hear footsteps circling my car one night.
>People talking that were there, standing in a circle. Vague outlines in the half moon.
>Children running around.
>One night, see something exactly like this.
>ohshit.jpg.
>Most horrible feeling of my life, feel nauseous and my mind starts to feel hazy.
>Me and the 2 friends nope it out of here.
>It follows us back to my friends house, 20 miles away from this cemetery.
>Go outside and see it standing under a lamppost.
>DOUBLENOPE AND NO SLEEP THAT NIGHT.

I've seen it a few times around since then, been back to this cemetery trying to get something on camera or recorder, I haven't ruled out that I might be psyching myself out and I want proof.

Also, this thing follow my gang in high school around for about 8 months. Will post if interested.

>>10010066
You must be some special kind of retard. It's not spelled like that at all because Korean doesn't have the Roman alphabet, you fucking moron. The way he spelled it makes the words sound closer to the actual Korean pronunciation when read by English reading rules.

>>10003165
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT. I have two full length mirrors too, and one on the counter near bed, and I'm in bed.

> Reading this thread in school, about 4th period-ish
> anon, are you on your phone?
> NOPE

>>10011568
DO IT!

>Be 17
>Stay late at college
>Walking back in the dark
>Always walk back on a sidepath up the mountain to avoid having to use the main street
>Step onto path, no streetlights
>Little freaked out, but continue anyway
>Hear growl from trees
>Look over, scared shitless because I'm afraid of dogs
>Can just see reflective eyes and what look like antlers
>Nope the fuck out of there
>Never use that path again

>>9999282

Why do you always call it a Samsquanch Bubs'?

>>10007844
>shuck
Wow, thanks for the reply. I never even thought it could be one of them. I'd actually later move to a small village in the east of England famous for it's black dog legend, too.

I'll add a nope.jpg

>Working late night shift for Sheriffs Department
>Patrolling the backwoods areas, where some farmers live and a couple hicks
>Get a Code 38 up in a canyon on a farmers property
>I'm the nearest to respond so I head on up
>Get to the farmers property, lights are off, nobody around on the property
>See a dark shape just on the outskirts of my spotlight dart into the woods
>Dafuk.avi
>Decide to investigate a little further, but call in assistance
>Walk around the house peeking into the windows, doors are locked and no signs of trouble
>Take a walk around the perimeter of the property, shining my flashlight into the woods to try and see where the shape went
>Shotgun with two expended shotgun shells are on the ground, no blood, no tracks
>Call into dispatch about a possible Code-35
> End up behind the barn and hear a loud crash come from inside
>Find the door on the side, and it's locked, when a scream pierces the silence
>Kick the door in, gun drawn
>Nothing out of the ordinary aside from a large pool of blood and a nude woman with her face torn off and her throat cut
>"Dispatch, Code-5, additional units requested"
>Backup unit arrives and we secure the area
>The whole time, until emergency management arrives, we kept feeling like we were being watched, and the trees on the borders would snap and rustle like something was prowling around out there.

Definately a nope.jpg moment, we both had our lights on, and spotlights pointing into the trees. We didn't dare leave the vicinity of the cruisers until the coroner, Emergency Management, the Sheriff, and two additional officers showed up

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d65_1319437843

>be newly married
>wake up around midnight
>wife (now ex) wakes too looks at me through me w/e and screams bloody goddamn murder
>scream like a girl
>realize later she has night terrors or some such

This happened several times throughout the marriage, always freaked me out, the worst was when she thought she dialed 911 and was backed in a corner trying to fight me off

>in Air Force
>getting ready to blow the fuck out of some taliban(or what we think is Taliban)
>loaded up the aircraft and get ready to roll
>im not flight crew but I am on radio with them
>pilot reports a bunch of discs, immediately switches to encrypted channel
>watches them but goes on with the mission
>Gets ready to drop the weapons
>CSO reports a malfunction that the aircraft won't release the weapons
>abort mission
>aircraft lands and investigation of the malfunction begins
>everything is normal
>nope
>turns out the "taliban" we were going to blow up were farmers who's cows escaped and they we rounding them up
>pilot claims the discs hit them with some sort of light right before they were about to blow shit up
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE

turns out shit like this is common place over there and they laughed at me when I freaked out

>>10012764
Wut

MOAR.

>>10011568
pic looks like slenderman, much worse than a shadow man.. gtfo.exe

>cleaning up an empty rec centre
>finish, take a look around
>realize I'm exposed in a wide open area, surrounded by open doors, all of which are completely dark
>at night

I wasn't gonna wait for whatever was gonna crawl out of those doors and come straight at me.