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The audience itself would make a good show.

>>83097908
is this show actually any good? im hesitant to watch it because it seems like its falling all over itself to be "geeky" - but im expecting it to come off as contrived more than it comes off as witty or hits really good references.

should i give it a shot?

>>83098503
What are you some kind of militant TV snob faggot?

Watch one episode on CBS for free. I know that's alot of effort, but I don't think the task is too lofty.

>>83098503
nope, show is shit

it's what normalfags think geeks and nerds are like and if there is a good joke/refrence they ruin it by explaining shit or through the horrendous laugh track

The entire show consists of one gag:

The two main guys say something super geeky and verbose and a "normal" person nearby goes whaaaaaaa.

Hey Leonard..

>The audience is mostly silent, but there are a few murmurs of anticipation for the coming punchline..
...Hey Sheldon
>The audience starts to crack, a few nervous chuckles are heard
I've made a flowchart showing the algorithm for
ordering food from a Chinese restaurant. Would you like to see it?
>The audience loses control and bursts out in full riotous laughter. A few lose control of their bodily functions, flinging saliva and mucus around the room.
...I'd rather not.
>The audience bursts out, some visibly rolling in the aisles. The laughter reaches the audible level of a Judas Priest concert, but ultimately nothing out of the ordinary occurs in the studio. But at that moment, somewhere in the night, a child is born in an inner-city hospital. A child born of the concentrated cacophony of the studio audience, his dark birth kiIIing his mother and ushering in a new age, a dark age. An age of suffering for the entirety of humanity.

>>83098724
>>83098866
>>83098957

damn, i was kinda hoping that WASNT it.

and: watching one episode is never indicative of a series as a whole. it could have a terrible whole season, but end up getting way better.

thats why i asked.

>The audience bursts out, some visibly rolling in the aisles. The laughter reaches the audible level of a Judas Priest concert, but ultimately nothing out of the ordinary occurs in the studio. But at that moment, somewhere in the night, a child is born in an inner-city hospital. A child born of the concentrated cacophony of the studio audience, his dark birth kiIIing his mother and ushering in a new age, a dark age. An age of suffering for the entirety of humanity.


alright, i lold.

you should write your own show. or critiques. or something. hahah.

>>83099048

Fucking this. Don't get me wrong, i love the show, Just STOP THE FUCKING LAUGH TRACK. They seriously laugh WAY too fucking hard

>>83099048
"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?"
>The audience chuckles nervously
"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars."
>The audience laughs heartily
"Luke, I am your father!"
>The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, pIunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, haIf of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.

I love you all...

>>83099225

....Bazinga

>>83099225
>>83099048
>>83097908

i like these.more

Sheldon blinks.
>The audience laughs at a low level, almost a hum.
"I enjoy World of Warcraft!"
>The laughter continues, and the pitch drops again, making a barely audible buzz
"Leonard, did you touch my computer? There are cheeto stains!"
>The buzz continues at the same frequency for a few minutes. Dark clouds begin forming around the stage. All audience members are in a trance with their heads pointed upwards, their eyes slightly glowing. They all emit the buzzing noise. The clouds continue growing, until it is impossible to see through them. Out of the darkness steps the great lord Cthulu, hell bent on destroying civilization. He begins by sIaughtering the studio, as well as the rest of Los AngeIes.

>hey sheldon, what are you doing?
I'm going to go watch some movies on my Sony Playstation 3 console.
>audience chuckles
>Why don't you play any games?
Do not be a fool, playstation 3 is completely lacking in Video games
>Audience begins to laugh so hard that some of them turn inside out, others shapeshift into bears.

>>83098503
I caught about three episodes of it when my roommates downloaded it. Told me I might like it. I mean I surf /v/ after all.

I thought it was fucking terrible. I think I laughed maybe once during the entire three episodes. One of them was about Halo 3 and was just so fucking poorly done it made me cringe.

The show isn't really for/about geeks, it's just another sitcom.

>"what are you doing, Sheldon?"
(nervous laughter from the audience, their mouths clearly drooling in anticipation)
>"listening to music"
(more chuckles, one member laughs too loud and furious shhhh'ing is heard)
>"but it sounds like its from a video game"
(audience laughs. Sheldon looks like he has something to say, and is waiting for the audience to calm down)
>"your point?"
(at this point, the audience laughs so loud that TV's around the world crack and hiss with the putrid violence of a thousand demons. several members of the audience collapse from heart failure, and the members still laughing start ripping and tearing at their flesh, gnawing and chewing on the bleeding, still writhing organs and muscles of the fallen audience members. at the center of the audience seating, in mid air, the collected life essence of each member swirls and dances, forming the visage of "Krak'lanor, the hungerer". As his form becomes more coporeal, other members of the audience start bleeding from their eyes, scratching at their faces furiously, as if trying to offer more blood to the horrible demi-god appearing before them.)

>>83099225

>>83099487
yeah, im getting that impression now.

ugh, i hate cringeworthy watered-down, trying too hard comedy.

and it sounds like this does that a lot.

ah well.

>>83099225
>>83099048

The show isn't shit. /v/ just hates it because it's /v/ and they hate anything regular people like.

>hey sheldon!
*audience has a light chuckle
>I cant believe how lame the new pizza place is. They were using a TRS-80 to take my order!
*audience is laughing so hard, riot police are called in to keep order
>now that's what i call a trashy place!
*laughter is so concentrated that a rift opens up in space/time, collpasing all matter into a single point
>Stay tuined for The New Adventures Of Old Christine!

>>83098503
It's entertaining if you've got nothing else to do on a Thursday Night

but it's not a masterpiece or anything

Leonard walks in on Sheldon frantically masturbating
>Hey Sheldon, what are you doing?
*audience chuckles*
>I'm trying to achieve orgasm for sexual experimentation, but these pictures of naked women aren't doing anything!
*audience guffaws*
>Well maybe you need a different kind of inspiration for your research!
Leonard reveals his erection and Sheldon cautiously touches it
>Oh, Leonard this is much better! I think...I think...Oh yes, i'm about to....
*audience gasps in anticipation*
>BAZINGA

*audience begins laughing happily at first, but soon turns to a maniacal, horrifying laugh when they realise they cannot stop laughing, and thus cannot breathe. Chuck Lorre manages to make an almost incoherent emergency phone call to 911, and paramedics arrive on scene to a sea of twitching corpses, and only one lone survivor who has managed to stay alive in a protective cocoon of insanity. The medics approach him, he is cackling, staring at them with a vicious beckoning from his sharp, piercing eyes. He knows, in his state of pure madness, only one thing. And that is the power that is given to him. The medic is only a few feet away now, and in a sudden lunge, the survivor grabs his jacket, eyes wide open, and with a beaming smile, whispers one word: 'Bazinga*


Happy new year /v/

Hey Sheldon?
>Audience smiles
You ever give that Call of Duty game a try?
>Audience shatters nearby windows with their laughter
No, I own a wii
>The Audience cannot contain themselves. The laughter they emit causes a rip in the universe, allowing those of the dark world to spill free and sink the world into 1000 years of darkness. No man, women or child are spared as the six mouthed goat demons and flying spawns of spiders feed on their very souls. The sky turns black, those who avoided the creatures of the dark world are trapped in an endless night. The seas boil, mountains fall and clouds leak red blood down on the world. It's the end times, the world falls to an unforgiving god, nothing and no one shall stand after the Earth is taken by evil. As the last man takes his last breath under a crimson moon, he opens his mouth and allows a last, hollow laugh to escape his lips before sinks to the floor.

>Leonard is playing xbox
>claims to be in the halo battle of his life.
>playing against sick kid in different country
>online
>no Ethernet cord or usb connected

>mfw

>>83099463
>bears

more audience reactions pls. those are great

>>83100029

I don't remember being able to see the 360. They did use actual halo sounds though.

hey /v/, if you want to watch a show about nerds, watch "The I.T. Crowd". Its really funny

>>83100121
You can see the 360 back and a bit of the front pretty well.

Its in the birthday surprise episode, I saw the episode more then once and caught onto it right away.

Ready to see a show that has an actually good laugh track?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgp_mUNBPzo

>Hey Sheldon, what are you doing?
*several audience members loudly giggle*
>Oh, I'm just playing some games.
*the audience begins to roar with laughter*
>On a poorly coded n64 emulator.
*the audience is a deafening cacophony of disturbingly loud laughter, men are slaughtered and women are raped, if you hesitate to take someone's life in this cruel wasteland it won't stop to take yours*

>>83100082
Someone needs to make a compilation of that shit, it's way more funny than the show.

ITT /v/ hates a decent show for stereotyping nerds because they are incredibly insecure.

>>83099783
No I honestly didn't like it. I don't watch much TV, but I seriously thought it was the worst show I've seen in recent times.

>>83100358
Do you like IT crowd?

I watched the TBBT, and I have to say, the reason I hate TBBT is that is puts every nerdy/geeky stereotype into one person. That wouldn't be such a bad thing if nerds/geeks weren't a VERY broad group, that and one can only fit into so many nerd/greek groups.
Sheldon is super smart, researches advanced theoretical physics, reads comic, plays video games, plays WoW, watches films, socially awkward, out of shape and can't get a date.
If they made him just a little smarter than normal, sure I can accept that, but you can't mix super successful genius type with a loser type who is basically a skinny version of a neck beard.
Although I'm not saying video games, movies, comics or not being bad at social interaction make you a loser, but they are when you're at the point Sheldon is portrayed in the show.
TL;DR the big bang theory doesn't understand how being a nerd/geek works

archive this shit
even if its not vidya

>mfw I actually like this show but these audience reactions are funnier

>hey sheldon, what are you playing?
*audience shifts in their seats, a low chuckle is emerging, but slowly grows in intensity
>Final Fantasy 13, it's a JRPG
*the revving of engines from Hearses is heard from outside, eagerly anticipating the deaths that will come from the next joke from people laughing themselves to death
>a JRPG? everyone knows that WRPGs are way better
*everyone in audience lets loose a audible gasp, suckign the oxygen out of the room at once. Everyone asphyxiates from the lack of oxygen becuase of the riotous laughter. Soon, the CDC is called in and quarrantines Studio City, California to make sure there are no pathogens responsible for the mass deaths.

I remember seeing one episode.
The girl in the show turned out to be a GRRRL GAMURR LOL I JUST BLEW UR HEAD OFF IN HALO XD
>Halo 3
>Decapitation
>The audience's faces when

"Hey Sheldon"
>Audience chuckes lightheartedly in anticipation of the great journey they are about to be bestowed

"Hello, earth specimen"
>An earbusting laughter begins filling the room. People are falling out of their chairs. Some are throwing roses and babies on stage.

"Are you an alien, Sheldon?"
>2 jets could have taken off in that studio and not even that would be able to drown the sound of the laughter. People are choking on the mentos and twizzlers they brought to the studio. The audience is clapping their hands about as fast and loud as they are laughing. Every glass within a 10 mile radius suddenly shatters from the noise coming from the studio.

>>83100264
I laughed. Fuck, I love Rockos Modern Life.

>hey sheldon
>hello leonard
>what'chu doing there?
>oh, just playing Portal on my Xbox 360
Scattered chuckles from the audience as they sense the joke coming.
>did you know, the cake is a lie?
Everyone stops laughing. Anyone who was smiling immediately stops. The audience stands up, and quietly files out of the studio, as the actors commit suicide on-camera. The show is quietly canceled, and the writers burnt at the stake by lynch mobs.

The IT Crowd is, indeed, a much better show.

>enjoy big bang theory
>/v/ hates it, constantly says IT crowd is better
>watch it
>besides the comedic timing being a bit worse the show is pretty much exactly the same in terms of quality
>my face when

>>83099487
>Halo 3
>They're playing Halo 3
>Girl walks in

Oh god, let me guess. She'll ask what they're doing, they'll over exaggerate the importance of their vidya, she'll ask to play, they'll berate her and say they're too good at the game for her to play, she'll play and start beating the most vocal one.

>It all happens exactly like that.
>Get up
>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk away

>Hey Sheldon!
*audience starts to chuckle*
>I was just playing video games
*Audience starts to laugh harder, some even start foaming at the mouth*
>I got a level up!
*Audience goes ape shit, some people die from laughter, then coming back as zombies, even the zombies laugh and kill themselves, and so on and so on*
>But then a dang Koopa hit me
*Audience of zombies sends a massive shock wave into space, destroying all planets in the solar system, but it goes beyond that, an alien race far far away hear this sound in an instant, it crushes their planets as well*
>But i'll show him
*Universe explodes with the dreaded shock wave of laughter*
>For I am Mario!
*God dies from the shock wave, thus the universe, the heavens and hell are all gone, all reality is torn, nothing exists anymore*

>>83100402
Never seen it. As I said, I hardly ever watch TV.

>>83100851

Well then I shall respect your opinion. The people who say the IT crowd is better obviously like it because it's a more obscure show.

>>83100559
That one guy that laughs makes it so damn hysterical.

>>83100175
totally this.

annnnd i was gonna splooge about the UK special edition and RPG but it keeps disallowing my comment. so i deleted all that.

>>83100845
goddammit

oh wait

>>83100965

here is what i deleted - it looks like it didnt like that the image i was uploading had a long file name [or that it had the word tum..blr... in it):


great show. its "nerdiness" and referneces are very understated and the comedy of the show is in its characters and their situations (hyarr sitcom).

great great show.

there was an article a friend of mine linked me to about the UK special edition box set of seasons 1-4 being region unlocked and so they would play anywhere, and that amzon UK ships to the US, so go for it.

well i did. discs 3 and 4 are region free, but all the discs are P AL (this was my own mistake for not thinking it through) - its a shame because there are good extra features on it, and i think the NrthAmr ones extra features are older/lamer (ive watched some of them and i think the commentary is more than just the creator like the US discs).

i did get the awesome tabletop pen and paper RPG that comes with it though. so it was worth it.

(part of my comment wasnt allowed? i edited it a bit to see if it goes through this time)

>>83100626
>Hey, Moss have you played the new GTA game? Oh aye it's great craic.
*audience cackles*
>Sorry Roy, I'm too busy being autistic.

*audience...well, the audience isn't there anymore. The actors look to the stands to find out why there was no laughter, but all there seems to be is a huge pile of clothing. Police, MI5 and even the Secret Service are called, and nothing could be pertained as to what happened to the audience. Forensic investigations lead to nothing. It is now assumed there was not enough laughter able to come from a mere human in this dimension, so the audience passed on to a higher plain to be able to appreciate the joke*

>hey sheldon, i have a question for you
*audience is silent, except for a few coughs
>do you ever think we are really just a sophisticated holodeck program on the Enterprise and at any time Data could come in and say "end program"
*audience is laughing hysterically while the actors silently wait for the insane monkey chatter and hooting to stop
>Let's find out. "Computer, add character Naked Night ElfALpha zero zero one"
Audience bum ushes stage in a fit of mania reminscent of Brave New World, engaging in an orgy of violence and sex. They tear apart the stage, disembowel the actors, and violently fuck the couch

>>83100907
"More obscure"? Maaan, I 'ain't from no USA and I only heard about BBT last year

Hahah this thread is funny :D

>Hey Leonard
Audience laughs softly, bracing themselves for the impact as they impatiently as they wait to embark on the quest of laughs that will follow through this scene.
>I don't like halo 3 anymore
Audience breaks into a high pitched screeching laughter, as they slap their knee's and reach for a tissue to clear the tears from the laughter.
>...Bazinga!
Audience goes into a furry of laughs, it suddenly becomes incredibly hot in the studio room. As everyone in the audience cackles to the joke, the members of the audience with glasses experience shattering of their lens which blind them and everyone in the audience's spine bends from the violent laughter, they cannot control themselves anymore... that's when they all walk like a dinosaur, WALK LIKE A DINOSAUR.

>my face when crtl+f Spaced and got no results

>>83100730
>">enjoy big bang theory"
Get out. Get. Out.
We don't want you here. Ever.

>>83101232
I FUCKING LOVE SPACED
AND NOW I LOVE YOU

>>Hey, Sheldon?
The audience begins to stir in excitement for the punchline, this joke will simply add to the alarming 83% fatality rate of any word "Sheldon" says.
>>What, Leonard?
An audience member starts gnawing on his fist to alleviate the tension, another begins pulling her hair. A young boy in the back row begins to bite the seat in front of him frantically.
>>Why don't women like us?
The crowd swoons, and hideous, maniacal laughter ebbs and flows like the waves of a rough sea, reaching a crescendo rivaling that of a jet engine. " Sheldon" and "Leonard" begin to grow leathery wings, and their faces turn into a grotesque mockery of a human visage.
>>I don't know Leonard, perhaps it's because women are interested in dominant alpha males, not betas like ourselves
>>At this witty and astounding affirmation that nerds are indeed beta as fuck, the audience bursts into treats.

>>83101232
>Oh man I'm such a useless twenty-something,
*audience doesn't exist*

>pop culture reference

*audience from
>>83101105
appears on set with a sudden cacophony of laughter giving everyone involved in the show a catastrophic heart attack*

>>83100907
You know, I have been watching a show called Peep Show. I dunno how obscure it is (Don't live in America or Europe) , although I know it's British. But even though it doesn't really directly relate to vidya or other geek culture, it seems to do a better job of it.

>>83101205

>furry of laughs

>>83101498
Uh... peep show is a really good show, but it has nothing to do with this thread. I think Mark plays WoW sometimes? But come on, there's not even a laugh track.

BBT is terrible fucking show. I don't see how anyone can honestly enjoy this shit.

>>83101369

More people need to watch it.

SO HERE YOU GO /V:

http://www.hulu.com/spaced

WATCH IT AND FUCKING SEE WHAT A GOOD SHOW IS!

>hey sheldon!
*laughing is faint and reserved*
>do you know who made the cotton socks you're wearing?
*the pitch of the laugther suddenly turns rhythmic and somehow wild*
>hey leonard, niggers!
*the torrent of laughter soon turns into a roaring spiritual song, the audience completely unaware in their stupor that their skin is blackening, their lips widening, and their hands drawing together to clap. First, the laughter is saturated with faint cries of "have mercy", but the wailing canto of "oh lawdy!" soon becomes unmistakable in the mix. The niggers jive, Tsway and boogie, ushering in the soul age, where man is brotha to man*

ITT: lets remake it to be better

Hey, Lenard?

Yes Sheldon?

I got kicked off The Escapist again, where is a good place to discuss video games while i wait for our IP address to get reset?

try /v/

no Lenard, i said that i want to talk about video games!

Hey, Sheldon
>Slight murmur in the audience, people looking nervously at each other.
I just played a videogame
>Someone laughs hysterically, the audience is jittery, sweaty, anxiety wracking their entire being. They begin shaking uncontrollably.
From 1985
>The audience cracks, they laugh so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, they pull their knees to their chests and close their eyes as their bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. They laugh like young girls as their turds drift aimlessly behind them; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

>They approach the station's docking port, flaccid penises in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. They extend their cockless arms jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, their outstretched arms collide with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of their quaking mass violently halted.

>the fates afford them barely enough time to turn their heads before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. they try in vain to cleanse their eyes of the shit sting, but succeed only in smearing their own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into their eyes and nasal cavities. They inhale a total of sixty eight thousand space Turds; their lungs are permeated completely with their own shit. They hang lax, spirits broken, defeated by poop. They will never be the same. they are forever shit faggots

My new computer came with Windows 7
>Public laughs
Windows 7 is much more friendlier than Windows Vista
>Public laughs a bit more
I don't like that
>Public explodes in laughter

Why didn't I effort in making a better one? Because this one's real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8r3tHUK6v4

They were not even fucking trying.

>>83101806

And where were you last night?

i was... on the internet, discussing video games. you know i think Red Faction Gorilla is really under appreciated

that is true... where were you discussing video games?

on /v/

A-HAH! LIAR!

>>83100315
Nope, this show is just not good. It's not terrible, but seriously 90% of the "funny"-stuff depends on sheldon and 8% on howard (2% is random stuff). All other characters are just boring and suck. And its so fuckin repetitive and predictable..
>sheldon says something
>leonard responses something sarcastic because he's annoyed
10 times per episode..
It's a OK show that gets worse episodes you watch.

Ah and I really hate when "intelligent" nerds fell in love with "stupid" good looking halfsluts. this makes absolutely no sense to me.
>>83100410
I wouldn't call sheldon socially awkward

>>83101412
>burst in treats

>>83101765
thanks for the tip and link!

i really like the characters in the IT crowd, and apparently some of them are pretty popular over there (the mighty boosh? - havent seen it, recognize the guys though) so im always interested in recommendations of good shows from over there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0

>>83101924

although I don't really like this show in general, I got to say the laughing track makes it 1000000000000000 times worse

>>83101600
It's mostly because of Mark. He's also shown playing Tetris and some RTS game as well. But that aside, because you get to hear what he's thinking, he just seems more like your typical /v/irgin than Sheldon or anyone else from BBT does.

>>83101412
>the audience bursts into treats.

That's, like, the most psychedelic thing I've read all day, man.

>>83101814
I tried to suppress a smile.

>>83102158
Ah yes, The Mighty Boosh is a damned good show but also:

>>>>/tv/

>>83102158

Spaced was written Simon Pegg and the third episode is what inspired him to make Shaun of the Dead. You just need to remember the show was made in the late 90s and early 2000s. So things are a bit dated but still awesome.

>>83102657
>>83102684

a little disappointing, but no matter.

yeah, but /v/ is pretty much 50% /tv/ so its still allowed right?

i think i will check out mighty boosh after spaced.

captcha: fartop executrix -- sounds like a MMX boss...

"Hey Sheldon, what would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?"
>audience nervously chuckles; a few scattered but stifled guffaws are heard. the anticipatory tension in the air is so thick that one could cut it with a knife.
"Screwed."
>audience barely remains silent as everybody struggles to hold in their laughter, sides silently splitting, their eyes bulging as their faces scrunch together in an effort to contain themselves. several people, mostly women and children, simply pass out, falling forward in their seats. some people move to help them, but they too pass out, incapable of both holding in their laughter and helping their fellow man
"There you go."
>audience explodes in a raucous cacophony of overpowering noise. ears begin to bleed as the combined volume of their laughter and mirth breaks the sound barrier. eventually sonic waves begin pouring forth from the audience as its members begin to cackle on in unison; those who passed out before have now risen and added their voices to the din. on stage, the actors catch the full brunt of the audience's veritable sound explosion. those lucky enough to be center stage die quickly as their brains are scrambled; those unfortunate enough to be on the sides suffer slowly as their brains slowly melt, bleeding from every orifice. eventually the audience grows too loud and brings the studio crashing down upon their heads, silencing them forever

>hey Sheldon!
*audience are paying attention, eager for the joke to happen*
>do you play video games?
*audience is at the edge of their seats, some are giggling cheerfully*
>well Leonard, yes I do. I mainly like the Call of Duty and Halo series.
*audience lets out a deafening laughter. The laughter instantly breaks the eardrums of everyone in the crowd, making them bleed out of their ears. The excruciating pain caused from the bleeding makes them start to cry blood, and vomit their own organs. Some of the crowd members even started to piss themselves uncontrollably, some of them into other crowd members' faces. The bodily fluids run down the hall, and into the streets. Upon everyone else seeing this, their lungs start to explode from the inside. The perfect sound of so many lungs exploding creates the symphony that summons Satan.*

>>83102657
The Mighty Boosh is a pile of shit.

>>83101412
>the audience bursts into treats
gets me every time

>>83102976
Aw, poor Americunt doesn't get any humour other than American.

no laugh track

youtube.com/watch?v=PmLQaTcViOA

>>83101814
That's really funny! We could call it the Derp Show! Derp!

Oh god this thread

I'm loling at these so hard.

>>83103107
Britfag here.

It's a pile of shit.

How the fuck can you like it?

How can it even be mentioned in the same thread as Spaced?

Go slam your dick in a car door you faggot.

Everyone I know that likes the mighty boosh likes it for the "lol so random". Which is basically ALL IT FUCKING HAS.

>Hey Sheldon, why are you playing games on that Playstation 3

>audience anticipates a joke, their eyes bulging out of their skulls eagerly. The whole world stops for a minute to hear the punchline. In Israel and Iraq, soldiers stop what they are doing and drop their weapons.

>It's not just a blu-ray player you know! It has a great selection of AAA games like this game where you play as a sackboy and make your own levels.

>The entire planet ruptures in laughter. With the entire world laughing, a giant sonic boom shatters the atmosphere and creates magnitude 8.0 earthquakes. The entire subcontinent of India breaks apart from the rest of Asia again. Everybody in the United States is drawn into an infernal abyss beneath the Earth's surface.

>Hey Sheldon! Why is my N64 emulator running so poorly?
The audience leans forward in anticipation. Some bite their lip in preparation of the hilarious punchline. Men's balls twitch in excitement.
>Well let me take a look at it
Several audience members break out in anticipatory guffaws. Some void their bladders and punch fellow audience members in a twisted moment of comedy genius.
>Oh heres the problem, what horribly optimized code!
The audience bursts into treats, shrieking like monkeys caught in traps designed to ensnare them by the testicles. The laughter is so loud and contagious it spreads to nearby counties, infecting them with the purest of joy that can only come from a BBT joke. The president is alerted and the area declared a disaster zone. Survivors are evacuated and the infected area is firebombed. The episode later goes on to win 12 emmys.

>>83102046
>And its so fuckin repetitive and predictable..
Welcome to sitcoms. We've been dead since Seinfeld ended. Have you tried reality TV yet?

>Haven't been on /v/ in months
>come back
>this is on the front page

/v/, /v/ never changes...

Hey Leonard.
>the audience attempts to stifle laughter, letting a few rogue laughs squeeze out like sit up farts
Yes Sheldon?
>A few audience members expire from laughter compression
Video games.
>The audience generates a mass quantum fluctuation that, in a silent, brilliant while flash, users in a new universe, thus coining the term, "Big Bang Theory"

>hey sheldon
audience starts clapping
>did you hear the PS3 firmware has been hacked to possibly allow homebrew?
cracking, creaking, clashing of plastic riot shields with glass bottles breaking is heard because of the inevitable Laugh Riot
>Blonde Girl - yeah, i tried my home brew once; i didnt use enough yeast and the batch came out gross!!!!!
National Guard is called in to quell the riots that came from the fist of insanity the writers inserted into the dialoguie

>>83103354
Oh god, The Mighty Boosh. My friends insist on watching it round mine all the fucking time, "stick The Mighty Boosh on lads" is the bane of my fucking existence. I used to like it, but when you rewatch "comedy" that relies solely on being random, it gets fucking irritating.

And yeah, spaced is fucking amazing.

>hey Leonard! watcha doin?

*audience is on their seats, sweating in anticipation for whatever joke may come*

>just browsing /v/

*audience lets out a few laughs, they quickly die down and the audience is now waiting for the next joke*

>Oh neato. Are there any threads about video games tonight?

*The audience lets out a fiendish screech of laughter that is so loud that everyone's heads start spontaneously combusting*

I hate this show. I haven't even seen it, but I hate it. Just because I'm a physics major doesn't mean I have anything else in common with the aforementioned sperglords.

IT crowd is better.

Isn't saying much though.

Two great ones from a thread about a month ago.

>Hey Sheldon!
"Audience is ready for joke"
>Pop culture reference
"I hate that"

The audience bursts out into uncontrollable laughter. Their collective hysteria slurs into an enormous fireball looming and swirling overhead. The actors, completely caught off guard by their impending demise try to defuse the situation, by doing the unfunniest thing they could possibly think of, keep the show going. This goes nowhere as the fireball bursts, spreading fire into every direction. The fires reach such an intensity that it burns holes into the floor straight down into mantle of earth. There, the embers awaken an ancient evil, which promptly arises and slowly seeps up from his ancient prison, hollowed out by the liquid inferno from above. Demons and monsters arise from the sea floor, doorways of space and timer rip open with such a velocity that it shatters entire skyscrapers in the blink of an eye. Mothers, clinging to their children have their arms are ripped off as the monstrosities befoul city after city. The moons is loosened from its gravitational attraction from the earth, it hovers over the earth, constantly reminding the world of its horrific and impending doom. Fires ignite every forest, the embers claiming even the smallest of the animals. Noone is safe from this web of destruction and chaos, no one except for Chuck Lorre, who laughs as he closes the hatch on his giant bunker. Who would have known that the big bang theory was his ultimate plan for world destruction?

oh hai

>>83105321
saved

My gf, thought for some reason that I would like this show.

I managed to stomach about 2 1/2 episodes.

Fucking shitty horrible fucking show.

>>83105321
Thread also archived!

>>83105321

i am honored to have two of my contribs on there. Thanks bro

just wanted to say that I fucking adore this thread. so many laughs, goddamn.

>>83099438
i remember that episode, it was pretty funny

Just watched it as I was browsing this thread. I put a friend on Steam voice chat and we count the laugh tracks. It usually totals to around 120 per episode.

This is what the series finale will be like.

*Sheldon walks into the room*
>Audience laughs uncontrollably already, despite him not having done anything
He says "Hey Guys!"
>Audience laughs, people fall out of their seats and roll around on the floor, spraying spittle and blood out of their mouths and clutching their chest as they can barely breathe. Their laughter begins to sync up in unison, hitting the reverberation frequency of the walls of the studio, causing it to amplify and echo outward. Everything within 50 miles of the studio is destroyed. When a research team descends on the area to see what the cause was, they discover at the center a large, writing mass made of up BAZINGA t-shirts and mouths that laugh eternally, never stopping.

>Hey sheldon, can you help me with my new smartphone?
*audience is put behind steel cages for their own safety, the sound of clanking of locks permeates throughout the set. The sound of laughing and yelling is starting to come to a crescendo
>i tried to root Android but i couldnt get it to boot on my new kernel
Audience starts screaming wildly. Hundreds of people are killed as the human wall pushes up against the steel bars of the gates to hear the new joke.
>sounds like you are the Root of the problem, leonard!
Full blown rioting and violence breaks out, armed guards break out firehoses to quell the insane masses. Riot police appear with M-14s and fore shots into the crowd. The actors don gasmasks as teargas is deployed

>mfw BBT is pretty descent and the only reason /v/ hates it because it hits right at home.

Sheldon is /v/ and /v/ is Sheldon, except /v/ is stupid.

>>83105321
>my gay homoerotic fanfic contribution isn't there

>mfw

Smithers, I'm home!
>audience begins chuckling in anticipation for the punchline
What? Already?
>audience begins laughing, trying to hold their shit in
Yes.
>audience then laughs so hard, they begin to vomit. As they are pissing themselves laughing, they then begin to shit themselves. The force from the vomit, shit, and piss then push the whole audience from the ground and they then begin to take flight in the air. The vomit, shit, and piss fall to the ground, covering the entire population.

>my face when this is funnier than Big Shit Theory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QeDNXdqPEw

>>83101901

>>83103354
It's pretty much just a shittier tim and eric

>>83107680
The difference is that that is actually funny.

>Hey, Sheldon!
The air thins as the audience, mouths agape, fill their lungs. The slow, steady, whispering wave of anticipation crashes across the room.
>Guess what arrived in the mail today!
The audience trembles, agony pumping through veins bulging out of sweaty, twitching faces. The Grim Reaper laughs maniacally watching their lungs heave and bulge, yet unwilling to unleash invisible wind carnage upon the black, fraying wings of out-cast stand-up comeidians from Hell's open-mic coffee lounge.
>What?
They don't even wait for the pathetic abortion of a punch-line promised by the banter on-stage. The audience erupts; a malestrom of blood, piss and feces rushes from the stands and propels the entire studio into orbit. From their new vantage, the methane released from the warbling asses of the convulsing audience members who survived the trip--shrieking, inhuman creatures who now flail uncontrollably amidst the crisp corpses of strangers with smiles floating in the melting studio--shoot a death cloud which coats the atmosphere and hyper-accelerates the Greenhouse Effect. Humanity looks up to see their skies rent by an orbital shit-storm, red paint the plains and cold black descend from mountaintops to steal life from the planet. The atmosphere dissolves and anyone not yet broiled from within has their breath stolen away from a cold, rocky shell to drift through empty space.

>Breaking Bad with a Laughtrack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZpo89mmJo

>The Wire with a laugh track (fuckin hilarious)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDIi0dzmvpE

This is basically /v/'s version of The Aristocrats