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Well, I've got this great console, a Playstation 3 with 25 games I'm looking to sell.

no

HA!

Games? Now hold on a minute, lemme see this here...

I love this show.

oh god

Bracing

posting in a stale joke thread

I used to work with Big Hoss' wife. She's cool.

My roommate moved away, he ran out of cash and had to move back into his parent's basement and left this with me, and I'm just looking to make some money on it

FOOKING PAWNS

I've heard these things were really expensive, and the blu-ray capability is a huge deal, so I'm looking to really get a ton of cash on this. I mean, the number of games with it is huge here.

Season two's here...!

Has anyone from /v/ ever visited their store?

hahahahaaaa

First off, lemme tell ya this; these aren't games. They're just movies. They look like games, but there's no play, no control. You just push a button and watch.

>>52117832
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I'd buy that shirt

>>52117876
sadly know, my cousins live in vegas so they have.

I was really disappointed to hear him say that. I mean, they didn't look like movies, a lot of them even say they last 8-10 hours. I was a little let down.

>>52117892
inb4 MG4

lol I love this show, anyone see the new one where this guy tried to sell what he said is an original french made statue from the late 1800s and Rick is all like "well judging from the aging it looks like was made in the 1950s, and on the back it has a stamp that says 'made in usa'" and the guy got pissed and was like "shut up man you are full of bullshit" and the big black employee started walking over. damn this show's awesome

>>52117916
lol chumlee guivera

i like the two retarded fat guys who do nothing all day and watch the old man curse them out in his illiterate slurred hick language

>>52117832
is he wearing a shirt with his own face on it? wtf

I'm not real interested in this. It's a Blu-Ray player and all, so it'll sell eventually, but the market is pretty small for this still and I'm going to have to sit on it for awhile.

show is fake

>>52118051
link?

I see you've got Metal Gear 4 here, and there's like...HOURS of footage before you can move this guy around. And Heavy Rain? this is new, but still pretty basic. I'm pretty sure the Dragon's Lair machine I have in the back is worth more, by age alone, let alone more entertaining.

>>52118182
even if it is, what shows on tv are not fake?
95% of the shit out there is

This is the greatest thread on /v/ right now.

>>52118328
ya

that's why i play videogames instead

Uh huh. But I mean, this stuff is still really new. I think it'll do well in your shop, and it's barely been used, so it's like new.

This thread is just what I needed today

>>52118247
youtube has every episode up except this one, its season 2 episode 23 and it was up there but it was taken down for a terms of use violation, I dont know why the others are still up

>>52118182
Why would it be fake?
It's a pawn shop in Las Vegas, do expect people not to go in there especially since they have a chance of being on TV and don't you think the people working at the pawn shop wouldn't act weird knowing they're on TV?

this made me laugh

lol goddamn it i read it in their voices

This joke is a lot like the PS3's games.

This is the only good new series on History right now.

This is the only good thread on /v/ right now.

>This thread

It looked this stuff up, and the system was like $600, new, 25 gam-err, movies at like $60 a piece, that's another $1500 retail, so... how does $1500 sound? all the software, console free.

>>52118557
>filename

>>52118276
>Dragon's Lair
>entertaining.

not this shit again.png

>>52118643
OH SHIT HES ASKING FOR RETAIL PRICES HIT THE DECK

How about no? First of all, we're not retail, and I gotta make money on this. It's not like I'm playing this myself. The old man here's got a PC, and Chumlee's got a Wii. I can't do that high, no way, never.

I love this show, but I hate so many of the people that come in.

"Hey, how's it going? What can we do for you today?"

>"Well, I've got this ancient dildo here."

"Okay"

>"My grandfather passed it down to me in his will, and he believed that it used to belong to Cleopatra."

"Alright. Now, this is really cool, but I don't know if it's the real thing. However, I've got a buddy who's an expert on these kinds of things, why don't we have him take a look at it?"

>"Sure thing."

"Hello, my name is Chuck Finley, and I'm an expert in ancient sex toys and erotic devices."

"Now, we can tell from the rock it's carved from, and the craftsmanship, that this particular dildo was made in ancient Egypt, and was likely very expensive, possibly commissioned by royalty."

"AH! Here we are, if you turn it over here and look at the bottom, you can actually see Cleopatra's seal. My friend, this is the real deal."

>"So how much could I get for it?"

"Well, normally at auction, you could be looking at anywhere from thirty five to fifty thousand dollars."

"Alright, thanks for coming in, Chuck. So, how much do you want for it?"

>"How about forty thousand dollars?"
FUCK YOU. IF YOU WANT THAT MUCH, TAKE IT TO AN AUCTION HOUSE DIPSHIT. THEY'RE NOT BUYING IT FOR THEIR OWN COLLECTION, THEY'RE BUYING IT TO SELL IT AND MAKE A PROFIT.

>>52118643
>in during can't let you sell that

Inb4

FUCKING GAMESTOP

The best I can do is maybe, $150. The console's come down, I'm gonna sell it for maybe 200, it's one system, and they're not going to get all these movies at once, so I'll have to sit on them, or mark them down.

lol

Whatcha gotta understand is, these aren't even GOOD movies. They're gonna get all bundled up in a lot, so we can move move the shit ones with the tolerable ones.

archive this shiut

>>52118838
its called having your starting negotiating price high so you can have more leverage.
even if i knew i had no chance to sell it that high i would still start there so he cant fool me into taking less that what his max offer would have been

i salute you for this oc op

Thank you, OP, this is exactly what I needed before I go to bed.

Well, would you do $300? You make your money on the console, make it worth my while carrying in all these blu-ray cases?


...Alright, we can do that.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

I was kinda let down that I didn't get was I was hoping for on this deal. I mean, it was something, but the sticker price was so high originally, I really wanted more. But what the hell was I going to do with it? PLAY it?

>>52119162

>its called having your starting negotiating price high so you can have more leverage.

you honestly believe most of these people are even thinking along these lines when they ask for top auction prices at a pawn shop?

>This thread

>>52119231
>>52118950
Ohhh so close the PS3 wasn't in any of those shots.

8/10 tho

It wasn't a huge moneymaker for the store, but it's something, we'll get some neckbeard with disposable income or a college kid in here, scrape it all up thinking it's a good deal, maybe $500, make our money on it. It's profit, end of the day, it's money.

>>52119352
if they're at all intelligent, yes.

start with auction price, tell them you're looking to unload it quickly, but you're not about to lose a lot just to sell quickly.

needs one on the 360 and the guy refusing to buy it due to unreliability.

I don't know what Rick's doing, screwing around with piddly @#$% like this. We're gonna have to sit on it for weeks, and I really just don't like this sort of crap in the store. He's gonna have to stop doing stupid deals like this, wasting our time and my money.

OC like this is what makes me browse this site.

Coming up next, on Pawn Stars...

>>52119534
no one in pawn stars is intelligent, they either have something they think is valuable, when its not. or they have something they have no idea what it is and are too lazy to research what it is.

Archive this motherfucker. >>52119338

Thanks for your request.
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>>52119741
Why, it wasn't that funny.
It was worth a few yucks, but nothing I'd go back to read again.

>>52119741
>>52119924
this.

not that great, maybe you can screen shot it if you need to see it later.

>>52119924
Because this is how you troll with class and originality.

ONE MORE ARCHIVE REQUEST GO.

>>52120132

now we can rest easy /v/

Heh, this sounds like something I'd do.

>>52117441
...I'd buy it, I could play God of War on it.

>>52120369
Fucking Chumlee.

archive request go

Damn Chum is retarded.

Show streams right off the history channel website I think, if you're looking for new episodes

>>52119726

I remember them actually buying an Atari
They should have actually looked at the games and checked for rares like Water World or the double-enders

>>52120574
they only have 2 full episodes up on the history channel site

>>52117336
This guys son is fat as fuck, same with his tub of shit best friend.

>>52120763
That was funny.
They had Chumlee test all of them and he's playing them with a stupid grin on his face.

>>52120887
>>52120574
http://tvshack.net/tv/Pawn_Star_/

this was good

now do one where chumlee buys a stolen ps3 by mistake and rick has to test him and big hoss by having a friend come by and try to sell a stolen watch to them

>>52117336
I fucking lol'd. Good show, OP.

what the fuck does the old man do besides sit behind the desk on the computer?

>>52121735
he sells things too

>>52121735
he started the store with Rick, so he HAD a lot to do with it. Now, he's pretty much 'grandfathered' in, so to speak.

The tripfags are neckdeep in this thread

>>52120543
say that to my face not online and see what happens

>>52120543
Mint in box, I could do $40

dear op
i love you for all that delicious oc

I love my PS3 and I love Pawn Stars.

This thread made me laugh.

You all need to loosen up.

This is one of the best threads I have found in months.
OP truly is one of a kind.

As a PS3 owner and Pawn Stars viewer I have to admit that this really made me laugh.

>>52123489
>>52122959
>implying you have PS3s

>Still doing NO GAEMS threads

>Thread 52117336 has already been archived.
FUCK YES