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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THOUGHTS, /v/?
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oh man

what the fuck
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>what are visual novels
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Op here hi

RPG FOR 12 YEAR OLDS
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I swear if any of you faggots buy this shit you honestly deserve a smacked bottom.

It'll be the same damn shit, you fucking know it.
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Call of Duty invented causality.
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if you can't affect the outcome is it really interactive?
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>implying we've ever had a game where the outcome is drastically affected by your decisions throughout the game

Everything is just a choice right at the end.
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inb4 the "decisions" are those blatant alternative mission things shown in the demo and they lack any outcome apart from the blatantly obvious.
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>>149861315
I disagree

Dragon age origins was jam packed with end affecting choices.

but still though

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Fuck this. If this is the future of gaming I'm out. So long /v/ it's been a good run
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>>149861198
>implying spanking isn't my fetish
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good find, OP
good find
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>shoot the guy
>don't shoot the guy
I CAN'T HOLD BACK ALL THIS CREATIVE JUICE
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>>149860982
Treyarch confirmed for videogame industry saviors, one temper shot at the time.
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>>149861315
Alpha Protocol, nigga
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>>149861503
You really fucked this one up.
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Why is everyone so buttmad?
Because the game will have an alternate ending or two ? Grow up.
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>>149860982
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>>149861529
>Side with the guy
Thx guy we bff now
>Don't side with the guy
u r dick man

JESUS CHRIST IT'S BRILLIANT!
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TREYARCH CONFIRMED GAME INDUSTRY SAVIORS

MULTIPLE ENDINGS CONFIRMED

MULTIPLE FUN CONFIRMED
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>>149861724
No, everybody's mad because it'll be the same shit, at the same price and it'll sell like hotcakes and people will praise it as being a remarkable game.
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I'll purchase it just to have fun with friends and pass the time when shit is boring.
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I have $40 saying this won't have the divergence to one up Darkwatch
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>>149861724
Buttmad?

I thought we were all laughing at them saying they were doing something revolutionary when in reality it's been in the vidya since fucking text adventures?
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>>149861724
Because they're claiming to be the first ones with outcome-altering decisions.
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I'm a big Cowadooty fan and have preordered Black Ops II. Even I think this is bullshit.

Also, no one cares about the campaign, so why aren't they giving more information about the multiplayer and zombies instead?
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Whatever you're trying MMGN, it's working.

In other news, look at the Captcha I just got.
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>>149861992
LEAVE
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WORLD SHATTERING DECISIONS:

Tango Five, this is Tango Six; we are surrounded by Charlies! Awaiting orders, sir!

>Order Tango Six to burn the orphanage
>Order Tango Six to shoot the puppies
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THIS JUST IN: DEVELOPERS TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO MAKE GAME THAT'S ONE OF THE FIRST INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCES WHERE YOU MAKE DECISIONS THAT AFFECTS THE GAME'S OUTCOME!
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The only way I will buy this shit is if it's used.
Fuck it paying 59.99 for this shit.
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the fuck is mmgn ?
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As long as it has more choice than Ass Effect 3 and no DLC extended ending.
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>>149862101
>likes video games
>leave
not to say that he doesn't have shit taste, but come on.
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Whatever it is, I never save Doug. I chose the marksman girl instead.
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5$ DLC to not shoot the guy confirmed
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>>149861992
Fucking cancer.
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I'm convinced that most video game journalists now have never played anything before the CoD and Halo days.
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Call of Duty : VN pro elite edition
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Bob is saving gaming.
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>>149862327
Money most likely.

Shit, even being offered money I don't think I could pass up the opportunity to call someone out on such bullshit though.
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>>149862327
Yeah, in fact did 'video game journalist' really exist before Halo and CoD?
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>>149862101
>>149862283
Not him, but you shouldn't hate the COD fans; hate the retarded suits and CEOs destroying existent franchises because they don't understand how the industry works.
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inb4 hamburger hepler writing the game
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>>149862458

I've always thought the fact that there is an entire industry revolving around being paid to give your personal opinion about things is fucking ludicrous. Reviewers/Critics are some of the most useless oxygen thieves on the planet.
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Just like how halo invented FPS, Call of duty will invent making choices that affect the story.
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>Choice being implemented into COD

"Best gam evr XDDD"-le reddit

"Now I can CHOOSE to shoot someone in Multiplayer. Truly a revolutionary feature."-Kotaku

"Innovation at its finest!"-IGN

"Where da games at?"-/v/
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inb4 ign 5.0 review
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it could mean for call of duty and not just all games in general
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Holy shit you autistic fucking FAGGOTS. SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND AND DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH.

The guy on MMGM's page was quoting an article from ANOTHER NEWS SOURCE.

In THAT article there is an interview with one of the VAs from BLack Ops 2 who made the quote.

HE MEANT ORIGINAL IN RESPECT TO CALL OF DUTY.

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGGOTS KILL YOURSELVES YOU WORTHLESS SHITHEADS.
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>>149862510
Who do you think is the cause behind them acting so retarded?

The fans who keep putting up with their shit and buying the god damn game.
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>>149862213
Uh this is /v/, if you want a nice community where everyone is welcome then join Gametrailers.com or whatever the fuck the kids use now.

Only Neckbeards allowed.
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>>149862698
>implying /v/ isn't picture related about everything ever since the fall
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this
changes
everything
Inb4 every shooter does the same thing Black Ops 2 does
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The best way to go about games in this day and age is ignore reviews and pirate before you buy.
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>Buying call of duty for the plot
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>>149862862
LEEJUN SEKRT CLUB

NO GRLZ ALLWD

NEVAR 4GIV NVR FRGET
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No. My body was not ready.
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>>149862510
NO, hate the fans because they keep on buying this shit. People buy Call of Duty in droves and guess what the developers and corporate fatcats think:

>People like this game
>holy shit lets make more so that we can haves LOADSAMONEY
>SHUT YOUR MOUF
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>>149862937
Call of Duty 4 had an interesting plot and was legitimately great when it came out.
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>>149862851
>Mr Burns (insert The Simpson's gag here) says that the game's developer, Treyarch, is bringing a new mechanic to gamers that will add weight to their decisions in Black Op 2's narrative.
>New Mechanic
>New
>Mechanic
>To gamers
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>>149862937
>Buying call of duty
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>First interactive experience

pffthahaha
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>>149862921
>we want to appeal to the CoD audience so we added a new interactive story
I can see it now
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alright then /v/

How do we save treyarch?
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>>149862851
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>>149862970
Trying too hard
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>>149863017
>playing cod
>playing video games at all
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>>149863045

stop buying their fucking games

faggots are still going to do it anyway
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>>149863003
CoD4 is a great game and still is for today's standards.
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>>149863045
It's like a tire fire at this point. Just watch it burn.
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>>149860982
>MMGN
>Good

There's a reason why I blocked their shit on Facebook. Editor is a retard too.
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re-writing history must be fun
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>>149863045
Treyarch doesn't need any saving. They're making tons of money developing these games and they do it better than Infinity Ward does.
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>>149862970
Even if it's ironic, it's still shitposting.
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>>149863017
>buying weeaboo neckbeard shit
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>BUYING ANYTHING
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>>149863994

so the only games in existence are Call of Duty and JRPGs?
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>>149864112
>uses animes reaction pics
>Gets called out
>BAWW THERES ONLY LE COWADOODY AND JAPANESE ERRR PEEE JEEE
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>>149864387

I wasn't who you were responding too, just thought your post was retarded.
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>a thread about bashing treyarch
>slowly turns to bashing eachother
>/v/ GENERAL

im sorry op, but what did you expect?
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>>149864416
I Wasn't the one you were replying to either, i just feel tired of weeaboo using circular reasoning to defend their arguments.
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>>149864534

But you're doing the same thing.
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>/v/ scoffs at the idea of story in a cod game
>the game turns out to be a real tear jerker and hits home emotionally
>it's well written with characters you can identify with, root for and feel great when they come out better than they were when they started out

won't happen, but it's be pretty funny.
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>>149864616
>backpedaling weeaboo spotted
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My friend said Call of Duty MW2 had roleplaying elements like Zelda.

:)
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>>149864736
Even if it did happen /v/ will implode before they recognize it.
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>mfw a picture with stats for the campaign pops up at the end
>mfw thats what they meant by "affect the outcome"
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>>149864736
well David Goyer is supposed to be a good writer.
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>>149860982

So its doing what Deus Ex has been doing for years, same with Mass Effect and even Chrono Trigger back on the SNES?
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>>149864616
>Black Ops 2 sells billions
>people praise the branching story like the next coming of Jesus
>everybody continues to copy CoD and start adding choices to all games
>creativity is reintroduced to video games
>a new golden age of vidya begins
And that's the story of how Call of Duty both murdered and saved video games. [1]
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>>149865023
Didn't mean to quote.
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Tons of games do this already.
>what-absolute-twaddle.tiff
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Black Ops 2 will break sales records and make millions and millions of dollars, and there is nothing you can do /v/.
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>>149861448
>Dragon age origins was jam packed with end affecting choices.
Not really
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>>149865119

The funny thing is, the majority of the children on /v/ will end up buying it.

Must be some edgy group children have made these days.
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>>149864853
THE FUUUUUUUCK?
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instant replies
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>>149865076
it's just marketing talk.

like "you won't find this product anywhere else

or

"compared to our competitors we're the best"

heck it's call of duty. Instead of that tag line they could have put a knock knock joke and I doubt it'd put a dent in sales or rep. They could have put anything.

hey it's got 8 player zombies now which is pretty neat. Just hope they bring back dead ops.
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dude fuck you guys, this guy is speaking the trueth
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I never got what all the COD hate in /v/ was all about... Its like fedoras for /fa/,you guys hate it just because its "mainstream".


I gave the game a chance once i bought a ps3 back 3 months ago(pc masterrace).Sure im not crazy about MWF3 and i DID NOT play the storymode but the multiplayer is solid and can be fun as hell when you are racking up kills.


So whats up /v/... why the hate?Its just a product doing what its supposed to do and doing it damn fine.The matches are acessible,easy to join and quick to start so you could be in and out of games quickly.Leveling system makes you feel like you are moving forward.
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>>149865119
I think Blops 2 will perform under what MW 3 and Blops did, people started getting bored of the series when Blops came out, and MW 3 seemed to be close to Blops in performance.

Personally I'm checking out Blops because i skipped over playing 3 and have only borrowed the ones since 4 to go through the story. Hopefully the online in 2's fun, starting with MW 2 the online seemed reliant on camping instead of playing, too many bonus deployments/perks.
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Sounds like a decent move on their part.

I don't understand the irrational hate, from a consumer stand point this is an amazing thing for a shitty developer that is known to jew people and give the bare minimum.
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>>149861315
Not in the WItcher series.
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>>149865435
the retards fanbase
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>>149862510
I hate them for supporting the suits who know very well that they're destroying things for some quick dosh.
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>>149865446
It already broke pre-order records

http://www.digitalspy.com/gaming/news/a379811/black-ops-2-already-breaking-pre-order-records.html

they aren'[t board with COD. They were just extremely unimpressed with mw3. treyarc tends to do things different than infinity ward.
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>>149865435
>I never got what all the COD hate in /v/ was all about... Its like fedoras for /fa/,you guys hate it just because its "mainstream".
Is that because you've never spent the time to read any criticism, or because you're a shitty troll?

If it's the former it's because of the influence CoD has on the industry. Everyone wants to be like them so they dumb down their series to "try and appeal to a wider audience" which only makes them sell worse and put good IP's out of action.
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>>149865023
>gay romance choices
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Meet final bad guy

Choice 1:
>Stab him through the heart with every soldiers standard equipment, an American banner

Choice 2:
>Take a jet in the air
>Bail out at the heavens
>Fistbump God
>Grab a Bald Eagle on the way down
>Drive it through the enemys head
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>>149865435
I don't hate fedoras.
I just hate the people who wear them.
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>>149862860
What about the fans that supported them up to CoD 2, when the game was actually still good?
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>>149865568
but they haven't destroyed anything.
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I'll probably end up buying it, I enjoyed WAW and other Treyarch games.

Sadly MW3 was a mistake and wasn't what i expected, they could at least get or buy a new engine with all the money they have racked in and try something new and change the way of gaming and visuals just like when COD4 released.
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>>149865658
Not as long as the main audience consists of straight frat boys.
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you are LITERALLY killing gaming if u DONT buy cod black ops 2! black ops 2 will revolutionize gaming as we know it today and will be the best fps game in the whole entire world. btw if u dont pre-order black ops 2 u are worse than hitler
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>>149860982
So It's going to be like ME3
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but op it is the first real game that has that not like a nerdy game like dayusex
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>>149865635
>Everyone wants to be like them

False. Every company wants to have their products sell well.


>so they dumb down their series to "try and appeal to a wider audience"

not everybody has been playing games for a decade or so, some people have to start somewhere. and every company wants to appeal to a large an audience as they can. They obviously want as many people to play and enjoy their product. It's part of being a business and a company and heck being part of a creative team that wants to show other people their idea.

they just don't need to say "we want to appeal to a wider audience"
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>>149865435
You can't say anything good about the game other than ''it's fun because I am racking up kills''? That's the problem. The games are shit and the only selling point is that it tricks you into believing you are a hardcore gaymer who is good at video games. Any player can come into the game and suddenly dominate everybody and feel good about himself. It's the ultimate casual game for casual gaymers such as yourself.
Video related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB7eqwKYdy4&feature=plcp
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>>149865435
Because leveling in a multiplayer fps is a terrible idea that cod didn't even invent. The level design is terrible with reused assets and an awful spawning system, all the guns and gun sounds are reskins and recycled assets, the game looks like a blurry turd, the singleplayer is whack a mole with a poorly written story blanketed over it spiced with forced controversy, the fanbase is basically where kids go to learn to be complete fuckheads.
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>>149865932
the way I look at cod is one of two ways. One is you're not actually a soldier, but a figurine and everybody is being controled by a giant child and it's all taking place in a the imagination of kids on the playground.

2nd (and my favorite) Super Smash brothers the FPS.

It's fast, it's chaotic and often times makes for hilarious moments when playing with friends and others.
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1. Gaming journalists make the claim that Black Ops 2 will be the first game to give you choices in ending.

2. The fault lies with Call of Duty and Treyarch

/v/ in nutshell, gentlemen.
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>>149866002
why would they need to re-record gun sounds?

besides I can understand the reskin guns thing. not like you can make completely different guns from all the other ones. They pretty much painted themselves into the corner with that one.

But mw2 did give us the riot shield and treyarch gave us the crossbow and bowie knife. There's a lot more than just guns in the game.
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Kid are riding call of duty pretty hard, the game wasn't made for everyone nor was it meant to be the best shooter in existence.

If you don't like it, don't buy it.

Wee could say the same thing with Baattlefield and the copypaste battlefield 3 is.
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>>149866071
Nice excuse to playing a bad generic FPS with horrible game design made for casuals.
>tehe, I am killing the gaming industry, but it's fun because ;)
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>>149866225
Because there's something wrong when you have an M16 using the MP40 sound effect from cod 2.
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>>149865765
Too risky. Wait until the next generation of consoles. Then, they might fail in transitioning and the curse of vidya will be lifted.
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>>149866225
But is that worth sixty dollars?
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>>149866526

But that's just wrong you fucking retard.
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How can CoD fail now? Let's see...
>someone makes the same shit with superior graphics and some edgy shit for the kids
>they fail in transitioning to the next gen of consoles
>halo goes multi-platform
>Bungie's new FPS rapes its asshole on all platforms
That's just about it.
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who's your COD husbando, /v/?

ghost master race reporting in
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>>149866908
>not knowing how greentext works
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2DEEP4U GUYS

FUCK I MEAN ITS BRILLIANT!
VIDEO GAEMS ARE SAVED!

I LOVE BEING HARDCORE
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>>149866987
I didn't say that.
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>>149866987
>not knowing how trolling works
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>tfw CoD has killed the ability to make a new FPS game that's not Halo, BF, HL, or GoW.
Can't wait for next generation.
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>>149863045
die by the sword 2.
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>>149866908
your mom
pic related
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>>149867192
Next one is going to be even worse and if you think otherwise you are a cunt faggot.
The next generation is going to be nothing but free2play play2win MOBAS made for people so casual even the MOBA crowd finds them too casual.
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>>149867176
lel, trolled
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>>149866908
Nobody does that anymore.
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>>149867464
>tumblr
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Coming from a guy that hasn't really given a shit about Call of Duty since two, the campaign in Black Ops was really damn good.

Viktor fucking Reznov. That is all.
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>>149866970
>not Gaz
plebs
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>>149868409
>dis 1 prety good, others bad cuz Chuck fucing Norriss XD, dis all 4 now
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uh i was listening to how the game works on giantbomb

you people just dont understand, its a dynamic plot depending on choices/success or failure that has multiple branching paths

the last 10 RPGs hyped endlessly by /v/ has less choice and affect on outcome than this
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>>149869571
Because no other game company has failed to deliver promises, right?
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linear path with 2 linear branch decision near middle of game or
2 ending decision
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>>149869571
What is The Witcher 2?
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>>149861829
alternative ending dlc 40$
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>gay romance with price story arc
>transgender protag
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Blackops = shit
Blackops 2 = shit
Kill yourself
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>>149864736
the problem is, even if that were the case, you can bet your life savings on the next iteration sucking donkey dick, because they want more audience. there will be less story and more BOOM, because there will be articles all over the internet "praising the cinematic experience". and what do action movies do? explode
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>>149860982
they should talk to molyneux about it, he's an expert on these types of game mechanics you know!

I'm sure it will make for a fine game and we'll all enjoy it having much fun and being seriously competitive whilst shrugging off all repurposed textures, animations, and other various gameplay mechanics and damning all other cods for not being as ingenious or original as they are the scourge of the industry especially all IW cod, because we were all born in the late 90's and what the fuck is IW anyway.
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>>149861315
all fallout gaems
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>>149865915
see, people like you are the reason /v/ hates CoD and the like. i am saddened by the fact that you don't get it
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How revolutionary...Yet another excuse to say that it's not the same shit every year.

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