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>san andreas>black
>search System Shock 2>"No Games found!"
>God Hand>Impetuous>Impregnable>BestThat about sums it up
Nostradamus site:Absolution is shit.Blood Money is educational.
>Dragon Quest 8>No Games found!
Thief series>1:Brilliant>2:Perfect>3:Deadly,Underwhelming, and Casual
seems about right
>Fez>No Games FoundI knew it wasn't a game.
Half-Life 2>Groundbreaking>Incredible>MuteSeems right.
>Fable 1>GLORIOUS
>Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance>Radiant
sounds right.
Deal with it, nerds
>>143513898http://owreviews.com/PS2/Dragon-Quest-VIII-Journey-of-the-Cursed-King/
>>143514030>Cash-In>IncompleteYeah, it does.
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic>Underrated>Negroid
:(
Some of these are fucking funny.
>searched "autism"got redirected to the Olympic Games [PS3]
>Tomba!>Tomba! 2M A S T E R P I E C E
>>143514312>grindyFUCKING WHAT. The only time i have grinded was at the start (barely grinding, just exploring) and at the end to beat the Dragovian Trials.
>Old
Yup pretty much right.
Fucking really
>>143514596
>Perfect Dark
http://owreviews.com/PlayStation/Crash-Bandicoot/
Hahahahaha
wut
Hell yeah mother fucker
Dammit, /v/
"10/10 MASTERPIECE" - IGN"Its like im really a rapist on a train!" - Pcgamer"Truely inspirational" - Feministwire
>>143515047
>>143514983But why?
>>143514983
welp
Genius.
Feels good, man.
>>143514983HOW THE FUCK IS IT RACIST?
>search Cory In The House>No games found!OneWordReviews, you a busta
>Arcana Heart 3>Underrated, EmbarassingI'd say so.
>>143515334
I lol'd
>Star Fox 64>Fantastic>ReplayableYep.
>Site gets posted on /v/ a couple months ago>No reviews for any Sanic games>Write fast for EVERY Sanic gamemfwhttp://owreviews.com/search/?q=sonic
>>143515382Metroid Prime is 10 years old.They grow up so fast.
Hell yeah
>>143515382all the prime games have masterpiece as highest rated
Conkers bad fur day>Hilarious>Mature>Furry>Funny
>Battlefield 3>AdvisableI laughed.
>kingsfield>no resultsFUCK YOU ASSHOLES.TO TASTE CONFIRMED.>no reviews for ac 1FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Persona 3>Blue>Silent Hill 3>Rusty
Stay mad, Mario Kartfags.
>>143515837>Rusty
>>1435136712hipster
>>143513463>0 Results for TouhouAnd a fuck you too, one word reviews.
>>143515862Aww shit.Wasn't it obvious that CTR was better than mario kart? I mean, ND literally played mario kart for fucking hours and just improved on everything good and made everything bad decent.
>no mighty switch force!
I agree.
>Sonic unleashed>Kawaii
All true.
>search Boktai>"No Games found!"
Acceptable.
Yep
>Symphony of the Night>Miserable
>>143515303>Racist
>Sonic 3&K>no results foundThis is the next best thing, I guess.
>Search "PS3">mfw
>>143515951If they were on one word reviews I would rate them all "Smelly."
>>143516382
>>143516615
http://owreviews.com/XBox/Star-Wars-Knights-Of-The-Old-Republic/Let's submit "Titanic"
>>143515998Yeah but there are still many blind Nintendo kiddies who still think that MK64 is better than CTR. Frankly I find CTR to be better designed, in tracks, and gameplay, than any Mario Kart game to date.
>>143516789>Knights of the old republicYa dun goofed
>>143516789Wrong game
>>143516789>wrecking a good gamefuck you
You bet your ass.
http://owreviews.com/PC/Re-Volt/I didn't think this gem of a game would go completely forgotten.
>>143516789Wrong game scrublord
>>143516789I approve of this.
>>143516789Fuck, I failed
>search Playstation 3>"No Games found!"
>Battlefield 3>"Advisable">TF2>"Hatcentric">Crysis>"Maximum"This fucking website
i am impressed
Batman Arkham Asylum>Goddamn
best game of all time
What the fuckHow many /v/irgins go on this website
I Wanna Be The Guy>Easy>Casual
>Hyperdimenion Neptunia>FAT>LONELY>SMELLY>UGLYMY SIDES, WHAT HAS THIS SITE DONE TO THEM?
Well
http://owreviews.com/search/?q=far+cryApparently all the far cry games ever released have been horrible.
>>143514983>Put Black Character in game>"How dare you offend me with that image you racist fuck!">Dont put Black Character in game>"Why no Black People in this game? Too strong for white asses?"
>>143517314It was founded by a /v/irgin and originally marketed on /v/, so it makes sense.
this one got me good
>Beyond good and evil>cozyWhat?
likely already posted but....
What the fuck?
Red Alert 2 is incredible, great, and 'sick'.If they're talking about the SICK FUCKIN' BEATS THAT PLAY DURING THE GAME, then yes, it is indeed totally sick.Pic related; this is what happens when you type in 'conquer'.>racist
>Every Halo game has "Amazeballs" as a wordWhat the fuck
I added these "reviews" a minute ago, can't believe they had none.
Sounds about right
>>143518503>that scrunched-up C&C logoWhy am I laughing so hard
>no stalkerWAI THER NO STALKAER?
There is a grave injustice herehttp://owreviews.com/SNES/Ogre-Battle-March-of-the-Black-Queen/
>>143517269
Bumping
Xbox. Definition of casual.
>>143517396>educational
>touhou >no games found
>God Hand>Ratings: Impetuous, Impregnable
>>143518819>orange box>a gamefaggot
>OverratedOh lawdyAnd Super Metroid is actually fun according to this site.