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>Spawn
>I'm like 2km from my apartment
>Move there
>Pass my own car with myself in it driving to work
>mfw

Oh my god...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctc_gXbkBO4


BABY MODE : don't do anything to complicate your life, use GPS, show country and location.

EASY MODE : don't use any GPS or maps help, but you use show country

NORMAL MODE : use show country, use cities only, don't hide location

HARD MODE : use show country, use cities only, hide location, don't use anykind of help

SUPER-HARD MODE : don't show country, use cities only, hide location, don't use anykind of help

STALKER MODE : only go into a country you don't know the language, don't use cities, hide location, don't use anykind of help, explore until you sleep, in a dark room, with STALKER OST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctc_gXbkBO4

I'm so fucking bad at this game. I've spawned in the downtown of some spanish or mexican city. And now I'm here. Well shit, time for some ambient music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGCf_QzbBw

Soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idwc50LCrcg

hmm...

>following wilson road.
>don't know where the fuck i am.
>find hooker road.
>laugh my ass off.

Alright. I'm moving to Switzerland.

First try, made it to Berlin Hauptbahnhof - that should be enough to get me home. Time to restart.

FUCKING SUBURBS OF MILES OF THE SAME HOUSES

ILL NEVER FIND MY WAY OUT

I suppose I could steal a boat then go home by sea, but that would require traversing about 800 kilometres of British coastline

>trying to find the airport
>iTunes is on shuffle, "Two of Us" comes on
YOU AND ME CHASING PAPER, GETTING NOWHERE, ON OUR WAY BACK HOME

WE'RE ON OUR WAY HOME
WE'RE ON OUR WAY HOME
WE'RE GOING HOOOME

>Spawn in Rang du Haut de la Riviere Nord.
>I'm in Quebec
>You know you are far away from civilization when the name of your town is made of more than one word.
>Rang

Nope.

>Travel for ten minutes in some random, small town in Ontario.
>Suddenly come across a sign on the outskirts: "Oh cool. That's probably like a leaving the municipality sign."
>Municipal airport.

I DID IT. STALKER MODE TIME

Keep posting songs, I'm making an iTunes playlist as we speak.

U jelly, GTAfags?

ITT: /v/ finally sees what it's like outside.

STICKY THIS !!!!

GENTLEMENT THIS IS THE OFFICIAL /V/ GAME, A GAME MADED FOR HARDCORE GAMER, A GAME FOR ALL EXECPT THE CASUAL, A GAME WHO MAKE YOUR IMAGINATION FREE

WE FINALLY MADE SOMETHING

Does anyone know how to make youtube playlists?

Or a spotify playlist, that could work.

>try it
>spawn in some road
>see sign
><MY CITY NAME> 5 Kms ahead

i dont need your shitty airport

>>88686416
http://open.spotify.com/user/nighthood/playlist/4fpyqtSC4pYm7Nh0AGWZ6A

Spotify playlist, start filling that shit UP.

>>88686219
Wherever it is, it's old.

>>88686356
The airport I found.

>>88686356
STALKER mode is not about finding ONE airport, like the name of the difficulty mode, you must found ALL airports

STALKER MODE BABY

finally! found out where I am!

now to find the airport...guess I'm going to the zoo

I ended up in Saskatchewan
FFFFFFFFFFFF

>spawn
>see this

Fuck you, Finland

THE FUCK?
I started in the town my uncle lives in

>Uncheck "cities only"
>Spawn on unnamed road
>Unnamed road is in the middle of the woods

I'm fucked.

Pic related, it's my house!

>>88686378
This is really fucking creepy.
I'm moving along the road, but every click I make I get these same trucks in the same positions, but the landscape changes.

>>88686225
Oh my god it's beautiful.

>>88686660
I did too on my first time.

Enjoy your fields and trying to find Saskatoon/Regina for an airport.

>>88686479
List is filled with songs mentioned in OP's post now, start putting more shit in there bros, let's make it a brilliant playlist.

BEST SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy4UP_dCjAk

>2. Select your country on the right
yeah that's the problem, There is no Hungary...

I tried Germany, Spain and USA. Germany has the best signs, spain has some signs and USA had none.

>>88686786
Added to spotify.

http://open.spotify.com/user/nighthood/playlist/4fpyqtSC4pYm7Nh0AGWZ6A

>mfw google picture van is driving on the wrong side of the road.

Also, if you find out where you are, are you allowed to then look up directions?

REMEMBER THE RULES :

BABY MODE : don't do anything to complicate your life, use GPS, show country and location.

EASY MODE : don't use any GPS or maps help, but you use show country

NORMAL MODE : use show country, use cities only, don't hide location

HARD MODE : use show country, use cities only, hide location, don't use anykind of help

SUPER-HARD MODE : don't show country, use cities only, hide location, don't use anykind of help

STALKER MODE : only go into a country you don't know the language, don't use cities, hide location, don't use anykind of help, explore until you sleep, in a dark room, with STALKER OST

KEEP STALKIN /V/

>Land in fucking Leipzig
>Find traintracks
>Follow traintracks
>Suddenly, street goes to the left
>Can't find traintracks anymore

FUCK

OH LAWDY, PRAISE JESUS

Actually it was pretty easy. I spawned on a highway I take when I visit relatives. I knew there was a small town on the way that had a tiny airport.

>been traveling on this road for over 10 minutes
>where the fuck am I

>mfw you guys are right about The Netherlands.

Is it just me or are a lot of Canadians playing this?

>mfw i go to Antarctica

dem penguins man, dem penguins

>>88686628
yessss

>>88686971
It's the Trans Canada.

Everyone takes the Trans Canada.

>>88687042
no just a lot of people who get stuck in canada for no reason

Spawn 500 meters from airport
>mfw

>Choose Romania
>No Cities-Only
>Spawn in the middle of a small-town
>It's like I'm really in a post apocalyptic world.
>Real Life Horror Story.jpg

>UK
>Clicking for 25 minutes around central london, looking a sign to the Motorway
>Give up, start fresh.
>In the middle of fucking nowhere
>Fuck this, I'll try America
>Yep, this is America.

>mfw i will probably never visit many of these beautiful places irl ;_;

>Pick Switzerland
>Be amazed every time you hit the N key.

Seriously.
Its so bootyful.

>>88686864
Stop adding metal and shit to that playlist, it's only driving/travelling related songs, and cheesy as fuck if possible.

LETSDOTHIS

>Spawn in some Quebec town
>Live in Vancouver
>Can't understand all the French
God damn frenchies

>>88686971

>mfw I haven't been in alberta in nearly a decade and I know exactly where that picture was taken

lol wat

OFFICAL /v/ MAPCRUNCH GAME THREAD

www.mapcrunch.com

IDORT MODE: Select your country, hit cities only, hit N.
CASUAL MODE: Select your country, hit N.
NORMAL MODE: Select your country, hide location, check cities only, hit N.
HARD MODE MODE: Select your country, hide location, hit N.
/V/ETEREN MODE: Hide location, hit cities only, hit N.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. MODE: Hide location, hit N.

ENDING CONDITIONS:
CASUAL: Find an airport, fly home.
HARDCORE: Walk your ass to your house.

/V/ Sporify Playlist
http://open.spotify.com/user/nighthood/playlist/4fpyqtSC4pYm7Nh0AGWZ6A

Still a work in progress, some bro should make an official image for this shit.

>spawn on some bumfuck road
>go a mile down said road
>hit interstate
>2 miles later see sign

I could tell I was in texas anyway because of all the trucks and nothingness around me.

>>88686220

209 BRO!!!!

How the fuck do you turn in this shit? I get some random road and I can only go back or forward. Was Google THAT lazy and never bothered turning?

play this if you are exploring rural germany

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYGIKjNne7E

>spawn
>oh cool moonrunes, I must be in Asia
>notice cars driving at the wrong side of the road
>realise it's not glorious Nippon
>msw

>>88687403
hey tripfag why don't you use the difficulty mode who already exist ?
>>88686910

idiot ...

>Live in London
>Start in Glasgow.

Shit.

>>88687403
YES. THIS IS WONDERFUL.

My friends place looks like Prypiat.

CLYDE TUNNEL, MY BODY IS READY

>selected all locations
>deselected cities only
>hide location checked
>Queen playlist just came up

Let's rock. I'll see you bitches in 10 hours when I find my way home.

I can find a mcdonalds in japan but not the fucking airport.

>>88687123
Well I was gonna say the Calgary Edmonton corridor but meh. It was actually right outside Leduc, just kept going till I saw the exit for the airport. Google never actually went in there though but I found the exit so it's good enough.

>Live in Toronto
>Start in Saskatoon

ohboyherewego.jpg

>spawn here
>glorious.png

Fuck you New Zealand, you're too pretty.

>mfw I pick Switzerland and get the windows XP wallpaper. http://www.mapcrunch.com/?p=47.321191,8.626495,222.28,-18.64,0

>>88687403
>Trying for hardcore ending
>Live in Vancouver
>Start in St. John
>mfw

>Land in some maze of a suburb
>Discover I'm in my country of England from the bus stop adverts
IT'S FUCKING ON NOW CHAPS

>following something called shattussek highway or some shit
>see something called Oregon 210
>sounds more official
>follow that
>shits taking me nowhere

god dammit

>>88687546

I just made some modifications to it. People can use whichever one they want to, no need to get all butt hurt.

>>88687737

/v/ goes on an adventure, the game. Fuck all other vidya, this shit is bitchin'.

DEM FUCKING GRAPHICS BRO.

FUCK YES

>>88687679 here

this is the first thing I saw.

Oh god.

>Pass through Hull

What a shithole.

Japan has some nice sener-NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

>middle of bumblefuck Wisconsin
>oh god what
>dead end streets everywhere
>suddenly find main street, highway exit
>travel for like 10 mins
>airport sign
>andtheniwassaved.png

ok i know im in the south, and i think im in texas.

The look fits, and theres churches every couple of hundred yards.
so if anything im below the bible belt.

i wish i could find something to tell me what state im in. at least im in a populated area finally.

FUCK YOU CLYDE TUNNEL, I CAN'T FUCKING SEE SHIT

>>88687564
No problem mate, show us some pics and we can get you home by plane.

My favorite thing to do in this game is zoom in on people's houses.

>Hit N
>Spawn in the middle of the desert

Real peachy when I live in Arizona.

FUCKING HELLS YES, GLASGOW AIRPORT, M8. THIS SHIT IS ON.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I FIND

>Keep walking through snow,rocks and ice
>"There is no airport i have to be in antartica or some shit might aswell go the other way"
>Turn around
>See this

>>88687754 here
>Escape suburb
>Stumble upon this
>Never want to leave just because of the name

>live in a small country town
>only leave the house to go to Gamestop which is just a short drive down one road
>have no clue how to navigate on highways or anything

This is impossible mode.

Anyone know where I am?

AAAAAAA


HELP!

is the airport on the right or left?

>>88688010
You could be anywhere from east Texas to South Carolina.

>Na Okraji
Fuck Fuck Fuck
But goddamn this place is pretty

This is my old middle school.

Damn Trondheim, Norway does look like Prypiat

I love this game, now i don't even need to go outside to take pictures.

Spawned in some suburb of Lahti. Found a bus station after a few kilometers. I shall count that as victory. Cheaper and works just as well.

>>88687790

Praise Jesus! I found a highway

>>88686571
STALKER mode isn't about finding all airports, it's about finding the crashed helos

>"Welcome to x, please drive slowly"
>FUCK THE POLICE

>Start in some jungle shitville
>Explore a bit and find out I'm in Brazil
>HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

OH LAWDY WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I

>>88688330
true, the south all looks the same.

Although i am near very small mountains. so i must be towards the east.

>>88688324
>>88688324
I can't fucking tell!

So many Canadians.

HOW WILL I GET TO NOVA SCOTIA FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA ON FOOT. FUCK.

>>88688224

Where is U.S. 412?? I've been on it for about half an hour and I still dont' know where I am.

>>88688438

Brighton

You know what, I'll just pretend that finding mcdonalds was the goal, I'm tired of navigating through their narrow fucking streets that lead to more narrow fucking streets.

Either they have no highways and airports in Japan or they just don't have signs for them.

I cant read the signs, how am I suppose to navigate?

Screw the airport, I'll just take the highway!
Living in a small country sucks.

Spawned in Centralia, PA with a big ass sign infront of me (The town that Silent Hill was based on) so turned that shit straight off.

WHY WOULD YOU FAT AMERICANS NEED TWO FIREPOSTS AT ONE SPOT? FUCK

I think I'm in virginia. I live in TN. I think I can find my way home taking the highway.

>spawn in the ghetto of Brazil
>it censors crippled people's bodies and nothing else

>>88688335
I don't think im in Japan

http://open.spotify.com/user/nighthood/playlist/4fpyqtSC4pYm7Nh0AGWZ6A

Playlist is getting nice and filled now, great for making your trip nice and atmospheric.

>Play list
>This is missing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFWPH1sN5Wo

>spawn in this location
>why.jpg

Why does Europe look so pretty?

>>88688871

PROTIP: USE THE ARROWKEYS

>End up in Liverpool back streets
>OH GOD NO
>Somehow instinctively make it to a road with Liverpool airport on it
>Mon visage quand

where the fuck is oregon 217? I just went from beaverton south highway to oregon 217 out of fucking nowhere. wat

>>88688944
I think you might be in romania

>>88688900
It's like I really just left Vault 101.

>live in a small German town
>the biggest nearest city isn't even on streetview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQeqmNbA2Hs&feature=related

Needs some more smooth 80's music up in dis nigger

>go to mapcrunch.com
>site begins in Italy by default
>full of beautiful buildings and sweeping grassy vistas overlooking the sea
>do what OP says and go to USA
>I end up in the middle of a dirt road with only a porta-potty behind me

>Be a BR
>Spawn in Portugal

Easy as fuck.

yay

>>88688904
Almost there

>>88688939
god damn euroboos.

>mfw i spawned literally like a block from my house
>mfw there is an airport right around the corner
>roundabout trip, u mad

>>88689082
It's Czech republic.

select all countries, dont use cities only, hide location

>travel for 20 minutes down a long road
>see a sign
>find out im in the german countryside

im never going to make it home

>Sweden
>live in Gothenburg
>End up in some backass road right next to the border of Finland

O LAWD

>spawn in Hawa'ii

>fuck

>>88688944
thats...poland...

>found NASA research facility
Does this count?

>pick Denmark, France, Germany, Sweden, UK and USA
>end up in the countryside, don't know which country
>/v/ drivan playlist on spotify
>mfw

some driving music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN90mpVmfuQ

Loving this game. Hating eastern Europe spawn.

>>88688010
im this guy.

Just found a sign that says east knoxville
and then atlanta below it.

so still not sure exactly where i am.

oh my god google actually sent a team of people to walk through antartica so they could take pictures for this shit?

>>88689294
>do this
>I'm in Chinese countryside
>fuck you

>>88689333
nope

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-UZ3i5pYW4

Doesn't work too well if you're on some dirt road in the middle of the desert, but if you're in a beautiful countryside in Switzerland?...

It's beautiful.

>>88689294
What? They have everything labeled there, however the streetview coverage is not that good there, I for instance couldn't get on the highway, since there were no photos.

>>88688939
Europe?
Looks like north east Texas to me.

Bluebonnets don't usually do so well in northern climates.

Dear sweden; go fuck yourself.

>>88689583
Just checked. I was somewhere in north Finland

What mode am I in when I choose country but hide everything and don't go with cities-only?

>spawn between Akron and Cleveland
>live in Columbus

fuck it, Ima chill here

I spawn in the middle of nowhere, and there is a gaypride parade here too.

Not a bad view at all, yeah?

>>88689464
I'm never getting out of this shithole and back home to the civilized world.

What the fucking shitballs i spawned at my fucking apartment.
>mfw

filename

>Start here
>Think I'm in New Zealand
>See penguins
>I'm in Antarctica
>FUCKING MAPCRUNCH

>click N one last time
>Spawn on the road to my old house that i lived in for the past 20 years

I KNOW 2 AIRPORTS THAT I CAN GO TO! FUCK YEAH

>>88689679
Huh, guess they have similar areas.

> Mfw real life would be so much easier

>spawn in france
>see this

Oh shit guys, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Perhaps it will lead to a brilliant and bustling Japanese metropolis filled with many opportunistic ways toward an airport.

Antarctic? God dammit.

Where the fuck am I?

I'm thinking Hong Kong.

>>88689893
>>88689995
>>88690052

Oh lawdy lawd

>Spawn in Hawaii

Why would I want to go home?

>>88687959

Even worse when you do it in person and can hear the local accents.

>find out i'm in arkansas
>find nearest interstate (i-20)
>travel north
>find d/fw airport
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>One of the first things I see

Where the hell is this and what the hell is that.

Taiwan is such a pig disgusting place.

mfw antarctica
captcha: trystyp called

Well fuck

Soundtrack requires Go West by The Village People

>>88690045

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Only 20 more miles!

>pickup trucks. pickup trucks everywhere
>realize it plopped me in the middle of Texas

>Live in Umeå
>Spawn in Haparanda
>mfw

>>88690160

>Harrowgate, North Yorkshire

well there's your problem

>>88689893
>>88689995
>>88690052
>>88690222

So much antarctic in this thread

Oh god help me /v/ where the fuck am I?

I don't know the language... :(

>Spawn in own town.
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

>>88690180
I agree. Been following the same road for ages now without an end in sight.

Akihabaaaaraaaaa

Where the fuck am I

>>88690056
Nah, it's some SE Asian country. There are Thai letters on that sign there. Maybe Thailand or Malaysia.

Need a new thread

>>88690414
.png

Spawn in taiwan
Weird factories and forerunner sculptures

>STALKER Mode
>Start off in some Russian place by the looks of things.
>Travveling arround hoping for a motor-way or train line.
>Bus stop, WELSH
>MFW IM IN MY COUNTRY AND IM GOING HOME!
>MFW MY FACE MELTED OFF IN EXCITEMENT
>i have no face.

>>88690160

>Chavs and binmen not doing their fucking jobs
Welp, hes probably in Leeds.

>notice location at top
>---rogate, North Yorkshire

So, Harrogate then. Close.

FUCK YOU ALL, I FUCKING DID IT, FIRST SPAWN TOO, NO RETRIES.

Helped that I knew the area though, I suppose.

NEW THREAD

>>88687889

more cheesy /v/ playlists

>>88687832
yeah , but at least, if you bump the thread with the rules, post both of them, so people will know it

>>88690370
Derp forgot pic

I live in the city in the clouds! And by city, I mean mountains.

>plops me in my hometown of Seattle
>oh hey there's the space needle, I can find the airport from--
>it plopped me in the neighborhood of Fremont

Welp, no use trying to navigate my way out of this spaghetti.

Akihabaa-what the hell is wrong with you GOOGLE?!

where the fuck am I?

>no argentina

>>88685925
Holy shit, I spawned near my father's house, which is a 5 hour drive from where I live.

>>88690730
>light pantie censorship
wow

The plugin keeps crashing ;__;

>>88690451
It was Singapore.

best part of this is the graffiti

GOD DAMNIT

>>88690808
>SAN ANDREAS

>>88690992

>start on major street
>dont know whether to go north or south

Huh... I like what whoever thought up of this did. They made a cheap map program into a game.

Right click
Turn 3D on
My face

>>88691042

Always go North
Less likely to hit niggers.

Also
>Dem Penguins.

It doesn't matter where I spawn. How am I supposed to know where they keep their airports?

>live in montreal
>Spawn in Vancouver
>CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

>>88691149

Look for signs of civilization to find the highway and just keep following it.

Why does the plugin keep crashing on me?

Fuck yeah!!

>>88691216

Probably because all of the extra users logging in from 4chan.

>>88690808
Your probably somewhere near mexicali in mexico considering you are near the san andreas faultline

>>88691216
I don't know..maybe..if you try with another browser it won't happen again..I guess..

getting close to bump limit, new thread here
>>88690992

>Spawn in France, somewhere near the alpes
Does Lyon have an airport?

>Spawn in my country, (chose my country)
>Only citys, No locations, No help.
>traveling down this road
>See stalker post
>See pub name
>God damnit....

Spawn in Quebec... nope
Respawn... near my friend's appartment, go to his place, leave and head to my girlfriend's place, leave and head home.
GTA area is so much easier to navigate...

video games

>In japan
>Mountains and tunnels in the fall
>go in a tunnel
>It;s winter on the other side
>go back through tunnel
>It's winter on that side too

The fuck happened?

>>88690937
Ah, good show. I wasn't too far off. Thanks for reporting back.

>>88686154

iT almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

>find gas station
>gas at 1.96
HOW OLD IS THIS PICTURE?!
then i felt really bad man

>spawn in bumfuck wisconsin
>mfw

I don't even know what state I'm in.

>Spawned near E39 somewhere
>Live in Nord-Trøndelag

I am so fucked.

>Spawn about 200km from Dublin airport
;D

>spawn near Nashville
>see guy getting blowjob in convertible next to me
>mfw

>spawn in brazil
>right in the middle of a favela
>all the streets are called the fucking same

It's like I'm really on a road trip in France!

Making good progress. I think I'm getting close to Lyon, which should as far as I can remember have an airport.

the graphics in this game are so real wtf

>go down what appears to be europe.
>look at the sidewalk
>wut

>following road signs to teesside airports
British signage = easy mode

>>88688993

I wish I spawned in Liverpool.
I could make it back to my flat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs&NR=1

Hmm, close to Kristiansand. Should be an airport there.

Fuck, this is actually fun.

>>88692391

Le Fucking Saint Exupery. If you can find Bron you are already there.

>Dick around for a few minutes
>Give up
>Find out I'm on the opposite side of my country
>my face when

OH GOD I AM SOMEWHERE I SHOULD NOT BE

>use my own country
>fffffffucking mexico!!

>Live in Massachusetts
>Spawn in Wyoming
FUCK

>>88691433
>Spawn in Quebec... nope

casual

Ghey using full screen shows disables the hide location ;_;

>Spawn
>"Oh this place looks familiar, I should be able to figure this out."
>Turn camera around
>I'm outside my workplace
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I LEFT EARLY FOR A REASON!

captcha: herease portrait

>>88692168
>>88692168
>>88692168
>>88692168
>>88692168

pics or it didn't happen

>I just found the airport in one of the largest metropolitan areas in the world.
>U jelly?

>>88692799
Those dudes in the google truck have visited every part of the world... they have seen the end... this is why they now live the remain of their life in quiet contemplation.

>Starting off in a residential area
>No roadsigns anywhere
>Spend 10 minutes wandering around aimlessly
>Find the town hall along with the name of the town
>Recognize the name
>Realize that I'm out in the middle of fucking nowhere, at least 200 km away from the nearest airport

I found a long distance bus station. Does that mean I can go home?

At least I know where I am now.

>>88693158

T2? Babby's first terminal.

>>88692799
ITS FULL OF STARS

im not sure i wanna find an airport

Oh god I think I'm in Kansas. Flat ground, flat ground everywhere. I can't think. I need mountains snuggling up around me. Oh god.

>>88693228
Find out where those buses go. Use google maps to go to the bus stop one of the buses go to, closest to an airport.

>Spawn near old theme park near Trois-rivières, Quebec
>It's crappy old apartment buildings in every direction
>MFW

>>88693467
Might be western kansas then. Eastern has a lot of trees actually.

>Playing in STALKER-mode
>I'm so fucked

Cheat and reload, yes/no?

>>88693531
Trois-Riviere sucks... its only a pit stop between montreal and quebec city.

>>88693548
Okay, I herped, I'm in Texas. Even worse, though. I'm from Massachusetts.

>inb4 i get shot by a static picture of a red state

landed me in front of my old college.
fuck this

>Live near Toronto all my life
>Spawn on some random highway
>10 minutes of walking and still no sign of a city
>Eventually get to a small town
>Get lost in the suburbs
>Give up
>Realize I spawned in some remote area near Yellowknife

Welp.

>Spawn in East Germany.
>PLATTENBAU EVERYWHERE

I keep spawning in the middle of nowhere

>start in some random neighbor hood
>find US-1
>get excited, thinking I can find the way easier from a major highway
>it's late afternoon, can't see anything for the glare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeRa3RtBiIU
Driving music

This game would be a lot more fun if I didn't move slower than molasses. I was really close to an interstate, but it was so far away, going at one picture per click.

>Play for first time
>In the middle of nowhere, some dirt road, no houses
>Find my way to paved, then to painted
Fuck yea, just a matter of time now.
>Painted road leads to nothing but GATED COMMUNITIES
Fucking hell, ok fine. I'll try that parkway I saw a ways back
>Take parkway, find signs, discover my location.
>My location is an island
>No roads from it, just ferries.

Well fuck my life.

how the fuck do you make this start at wherever you want

spawn in America.
Suburbia. Forever.

Thank god it locked up.

>spawn in the shetland islands
>right next to a runway

too easy

>Spawn my hometown
>relieze I'm stuck in a fucking huge suburban housing complex
>Cannot find my way out

feels bad man, this was after i managed to find an airport in bumfuck, Nowhere, NM

>start on cul-de-sac at end of Red Clay Dr
>travel through neighborhood
>amazing, huge houses, huge lawns
>screw going home, I'm stealing one of these houses

spawned and see a bunch of moonrunes

huh.....japan has some nice looking houses

>>88694637
>try to get out of neighborhood anyway
>quarter mile down the road, hit a roundabout
>glitch in map system won't let me out of roundabout, just makes me go in circles
>IT'S A SIGN

>Spawn in some Irish village
>Spend 15 minutes trying to find landmarks or roadsigns
>Finally find a T-shaped intersection with roadsigns pointing north, south and west
>Can't recognize the names of the places for north/south while the western one is unreadable at all angles

Guess I'll keep going forward for now. The road's been quite squiggly so I hope I haven't been making a big U-turn all the time, or even worse, gone in a circle.

>Finally find a sign that leads me to an airport.
>Follow the signs.
>They tell me to get off on the next exit.
>Get off on the next exit.
>No airport to be found.

It's as if Hitler himself designed this highway system.

>Spawn in Castro district of San Francisco
>Rainbow flags everywhere
>See this on window
>K

>mfw I know exactly where I am and I have made that same course by foot IRL, but can't get in the main road that takes me there.

Fucking Areosa

i cant seem to go 4 or 5 clicks into it before it crashes.

it spawned me in subdivision hell, man.

fucking cul de sacs everyhere.

nothings marked, either. gonna be a long time before i find an interstate, but i'm golden once i do.

>They blocked out Buddha's Face
>mfw

>>88695915
Fucking heretics man.

how did they take so many pictures?

>>88696539
One guy drives, the other sits on the roof spamming the button on a digital camera.

>Spawn in some small suburb or something
>"Well alright, there must be a town nearby"
>Wander around, trying to look for bigger roads
>60 minutes later, I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing except forests and fields.
>Roadsigns to places like "Backwoods Grove"
>No sign of any civilization anywhere
>Goddamn Finland

>Crossing a bridge over a highway
>Click on the middle of the bridge
>End up on the road going beneath the bridge with no visible ramp back onto the highway

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK WHERE AM I

This is all I see in every direction holy shit

>>88697017
You're smack in the middle of fucking nowhere. Here's your complimentary soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCRe3tkYe8

I've been driving around just admiring the landscape, one thing I noticed is how fucking CLEAN Japan is. What the shit this is absurd.