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14 KB Stuff that drives you batshit Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:43 No.18919824  
>search for porn vids
>find a good one
>the audio and video are out of sync
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:45 No.18919854
>find pretty girl masturbating vid
>no audio

godammit camstudio. Fix your program.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:47 No.18919876
>>18919824
like that Ariel Rebel lesbian scene
FUCK
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:52 No.18919939
>close up of male actor's face as he groans and pants.

>cameraman is talking throughout the whole thing

>dat angle, where you are right in the guys's ass and balls.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:53 No.18919967
>>18919939
>"PoV" scene with no need for a guy, e.g. virtual lapdance
>guy talks and fucking talks
>illusion ruined
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:54 No.18919978
>>18919939
>>dat angle, where you are right in the guys's ass and balls.
I would love to position my face just right so that when he pulls back my nose goes right up in their arsehole and their bushy cheeks brush the sides of my face. The disconnection then reconnection would be glorious.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:56 No.18920008
>search for anal
>20 minutes of pussy fucking
> one anal shot
>fffffuuuuu
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:58 No.18920027
3 o'clock high.

Classic
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:59 No.18920039
i don't know why but i lose my boner when girls in porn suddenly stare right into the camera. it's acceptable in POV shots, but in regular porn, nope, it's a dealbreaker.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)17:59 No.18920050
>search for porn vids
>find a good one
>the audio and video are out of sync

hear girl saying "mmm yeah"
girl has cock in her mouth at the same time
;_;
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:00 No.18920071
>>18920050

maybe it was ventriloquist porn?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:01 No.18920085
>>18919824

i don't live alone so sound is muted on all porn vids, can't even wear earphones as my radar would be screwed
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:03 No.18920102
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>discover hot as fuck pornstar
>she only does anal
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:03 No.18920104
>porn scene starts out with interesting characters, story, and situations
>sex scene starts
>guy becomes typical alpha male ("Oh yeah, take it bitch")
>chick becomes typical porn whore ("Fuck my tight pussy")
>sex scene lasts longer than a fucking episode of Seinfeld

I hate hardcore porn.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:03 No.18920109
>search for porn vids
>find one that looks promising from the thumbnails
>first 20 minutes are the cameraman talking to the girl, making her undress and move her tits around a bit
>porn actor is introduced at the 20 minute mark
>5 minute sex scene
>girl is only starting to enjoy herself when the guy pulls out and finishes on her chest
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:04 No.18920136
any vid where the whore appears to be enjoying herself drives me insane, i just want to smash her face and see her oh yea then,

pretty much the only porn i can get off to is when the bitch is in severe discomfort, like extreme throat fucking where she is puking and cant breath or extreme anal abuse with at least 2 fists
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:05 No.18920144
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>search for porn vids of redheads
>95% of the girls have their hair dyed red/crimson/etc
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:05 No.18920153
>Watching shemale porn
>Fuckin tranny cannot get hard at all
>Partner spends 10 minutes sucking on a limp and flaccid dick

I don't fucking get it
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:06 No.18920163
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>discover really good video of overweight women punching each other in the tits
>idiot cameraguy has to throw in his comments all the time and cheers them on
i swear to god if i ever meet that guy i will rip his eyeballs out
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:06 No.18920166
>>18920109
Amateur porn is the best porn.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:06 No.18920168
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> vid on top page
> watch it
> awesome splendid magnificent
> weeks after, search for it
> can't remember title
> LOST forever
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:07 No.18920179
>>18920102

go watch disney brah, porn is not for you
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:07 No.18920182
>guy has disgusting uncut pubic hairs.
fucking disgusting, I don't wan't to see this shit.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:08 No.18920203
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>>18919824
>porn with sound on
>> Mellow 10/14/11(Fri)18:09 No.18920216
>random grunt and moan samples on the video
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:09 No.18920226
>>18920153

total boner killer, nothing worse than when the bitches can't get an erection, it's the only reason i watch that shit guys, to see a bitch with a boner, pick your game up
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:10 No.18920230
>>18920166

lol amateur porn

half the time the camera is tucked in a closet somewhere and all you see is the guy's ass from afar
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:10 No.18920241
>hot chick
>shaved puss
guaranteed boner drop to half staff

also
>foreign porn
>no subtitles
whats the deal? how am I supposed to know what's happening?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:11 No.18920244
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>>18920168
But that feeling when you find it again
>> !!k3GighioMhx 10/14/11(Fri)18:11 No.18920257
>>18920168
sort page by date and then target the general time period you watched it and browse. will find.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:12 No.18920260
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>searching for porn
>all videos are 30+ minutes long

I miss the good old days of 5 minute porn with just the highlight
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:12 No.18920267
>>18920153
This shit. I know it's probably like a complicated hormonal situation, but if the dick isn't hard, there's no real point to it. I'd like to for once watch a shemale with a proper big, hard dick.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:13 No.18920272
>Shitty search engines completely misunderstanding your query
>Search engines getting it right, returning 1000 results, and only 3 are actually what you want, and even then, they suck.

ALL OF MY RAGE
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:13 No.18920277
>>18920260
I just watch a bit of intro to get situated then skip around till I find something hot. I prefer them long.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:14 No.18920290
>anal porn
>sex in positions that only looks good on camera
>loud moaning/groaning that mirrors nothing like actual sex
>out of body cum shots
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:14 No.18920295
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>every gloryhole porn has to be interacial or its those new gross fake bukkake ones
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:15 No.18920308
>>18920241
similarly, I hate when foreigners try to speak english and it's this hideous broken english slutty talk that just sounds so fucking horrible all the time.

FUCK
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:15 No.18920315
>20 minute long cumshot compilation

I don't understand. Why would anyone watch this?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:16 No.18920326
>>18920136

>extreme anal abuse with at least 2 fists

sounds like you enjoy

1) fat chicks
2) amatuer BDSM chicks
3) "mature" german grandmas

those are basically the only fisting vids on the internet with a chick getting 2 fists n the ass.


For generic anal abuse, see Rocco, Evil anal, cruel media, jules jordan, etc.

those studios all do good stuff

>>18920109
>>18920109

yeah, the worst was this one director guy who had a lisp. He would talk to the chick for at least 10 minutes... the shit would be extremely uncomfortable, asking her questions like how she would react if her dad walked in the door and saw her getting double anal creampied and shit....

that, and the guy Skeeter Kerkove (he dresses like a biker, wears a bandanna around his head.... but NOT the guy with the long beard who really LOOKS like a biker, lol)....

he is a director or something and he is always in the scenes, essentially interviewing the chicks, and telling the chicks what to expect.

it breaks the fuck out of the mood (mood: you sitting in your desk chair in front of your computer with your pants down hunched over with your headphones on)
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:16 No.18920332
>>18920315
To find one you like
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:16 No.18920334
>search for horse vids
>the only vids where the horse is thrust fucking the bottom it's a guy taking it up the ass
>every woman with a horse she trying to squeeze a disinterested flaccid horse cock into her pussy
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:16 No.18920337
>hmm that chick looks cute
>guy comes on
>fat,grumpy,hairy and generally disgusting looking

Why can't they find good looking guys for this shit? I know it sounds gay,but it totally turns me off if the guy looks like he just broke out of prison because he raped some catholic school girls.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:17 No.18920341
>>18920267
I'd like to watch shemale porn with actually convincing, attractive females with penises that I can't tell were men aside from the penis.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:17 No.18920352
>>18920315
even worse: why would anyone spend the time making those compilations?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:17 No.18920356
>Sasha Gray "talking dirty"

Never fuckin understood this. I have to watch her stuff muted.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:19 No.18920386
>>18920332
Except they very, very rarely have the sources of the clips.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:20 No.18920400
>Amazing girl getting fucked
>Suddenly,
>Guy starts making grunts/moans louder than her
>UHH YEAH YOU READY FOR SOME CUM GURRRL
>Spends 5 minutes fapping to get his drug addled flaccid cock to spray something onto her face.

Jesus why to pornstars insist on jacking themselves off at the end, why not let the girl finish them off? Are they gay?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:20 No.18920401
>>18920295
Or the most frequent offender, just a wall with a hole in it and the camera is stationed so that you can see both sides. It's like, do you even fucking get the point of the glory hole Mr Porn Writer?

The best ones are the incredibly low quality ones with average looking women, because they tend to be the actual real ones.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:20 No.18920404
>>18920337

Self inserts brah.

They're not just for shitty female vampire writers.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:22 No.18920422
>>18920400
Why are you jacking off to dudes fucking girls? Are you gay?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:22 No.18920427
>>18920356
Part of the reason I like Gianna Michaels, because it's authentic. You don't get the feeling from her videos that she's acting, or that she doesn't want to be there and only wants the pay check.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:22 No.18920430
>>18920315
I really like facials
I'd rather watch 15 minutes of those than 15 minutes of stuff I don't like as much
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:22 No.18920435
>>18920341

this bitch is my fav
http://www.lbtube.com/videos/296/hot-fucking-action.html
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:22 No.18920438
>>18920400
There is a GREAT deal of homosexuality prevalent in western boy/girl scenes.

>Focus on the man's asshole
>Focus on the man's sweating, red face
>Focus on the man's balls and penis
>Focus on the sounds the man makes as he is pleasured

Face it, straight porn is for fags.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:23 No.18920444
>>18920341
Yes. That is what a want. Every part of them should be like any other woman, except for the dick, which should be like a man's.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:23 No.18920445
>>18920356
Does her dirty talk read like her tweets
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:24 No.18920472
>>18920400
most girls will stop the second the guy starts cumming and ruin his one pop
it's easier to have him do it than to find girls who aren't scared of it
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:24 No.18920474
>Porn stream
>Some hudge ass dick banner on side

This was before I discovered AdBlock
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:25 No.18920484
>>18920438

Well, I watch a lot of girl on girl, and girl on dog, so I suppose that logic stands to reason.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:27 No.18920521
>>18920427
Yeah she's extremely charismatic which is probably the one thing I like about her. I'm not really that attracted to her otherwise with the exception of a few of her vids.
>> Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774
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>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:28 No.18920529
>girl using the dogs cock as a dildo and not getting brutally fucked doggy style and knotted
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:29 No.18920555
>fav pornstar Riley Jensen
>Makes 1 video a year

I have fapped countles times to her videos but c'mon make more!
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:30 No.18920567
>>18920548
I watch 30 year old porn clips. You're an asshole.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:30 No.18920573
>>18920548

What the actual fuck are you talking about.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:32 No.18920617
>searching for torture/execution vids
>can only find ones with male victims
fml
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:33 No.18920627
>>18920567
I've watched and enjoyed some 1950s porn.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:35 No.18920666
>>18920529
links plz
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:36 No.18920686
>>18920627

bleugh, bushes thicker than the length of a cock
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:36 No.18920689
>>18920666

Motherless.

Search for beast, filter by videos, grab a large towel, and get comfortable.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:37 No.18920707
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>>18920627
This is for you then
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:37 No.18920709
>>18920548
i would like some examples of said pornography good sir.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:38 No.18920715
>>18920689
towel, wtf you retarded kid?

just use toilet paper you fucking moron
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:39 No.18920733
>>18920686
Not all of them.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:39 No.18920738
>>18920573


most of the porn on streaming websites comes from DVDs produced between 2000 and 2007. porn production style changes very quickly.


in gonzo scene filmed in 2011, with 2 guys and 1 girl, there will be a total of 4 people. 1 filmer (who is also the director), 2 male porn stars, and 1 girl.


thats it. no one else in the house. The girls know the guys well. They have fucked each other 20 or 30 times before. they hang out at industry parties. they go to the same awards ceremonies.

they live in the same fucking city.


they go over to someone's house and fuck.


it makes the porn look less annoyingly "staged" like it does when the chick is screaming out ridiculous shit, the dude is barely capable of keeping his dick hard, and they are fucking in extremely odd positions on coutches that are randomly placed in the middle of a room.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:39 No.18920750
>>18920715
Towel for the ass you disgusting pervert.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:39 No.18920752
>>18920715

>Not cumming under your desk.

Man mine looks so fucking nasty
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:39 No.18920753
>>18920707
Thank you
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:40 No.18920758
>>18920715

>taking things literally
>not realizing it's a metaphor for how many videos there are going to be
>kid

Oh, internet.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:40 No.18920767
>>18920709
>>18920709
>>18920709


do you care about anal? that will help me narrow it down.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:40 No.18920768
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>spaghetti falls out of my pocket at theater
>have to wet nappy the diarrhea off my thighs from farting too much
>wish my pockets had zippers to stop spaghetti falling out
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:41 No.18920774
>>18920715

toilet paper ?
cum on your hand, lick and swallow, mess is gone no peripherals needed, you don't need to taste unless you are into that
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:41 No.18920779
>>18920548
links mofo. google does nothing with this.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:44 No.18920819
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>>18920752
>>18920750
>>18920758
>>18920774

trolled all of you

heh, so easy these days
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:46 No.18920852
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>Watching porn streams
>Vid flanked by two ads of ugly women doing revolting sex acts playing on a loop.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:47 No.18920853
>How old are you?
>Eighteen.
Oh, sure you are. *rolls eyes*
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:48 No.18920871
>>18920800
Enjoy the smell of cum filling the room until you empty the trash and air out.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:51 No.18920914
>ariel rebel
>no hardcore
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:52 No.18920929
>>18920779


1)
Here are the studios you want to look for:

Evil Angel
Jules Jordan
Cruel Media
Rocco Siffredi Produzione


most are actually distributed by Evil Angel

here is an approximate list of female talent that will be


2) www.iafd.com (international adult film database) has a list of 99% of the porn films and lists films that actresses have worked in and their type of sex acts in each scene

3) another helpful tool is to use mega paysites like Videosz (do not pay, just use it as a search engine to find the names of DVDs that feature the pornstar you are looking for)

4) list of actresses that clearly enjoy sex, or are in modern high quality gonzo sex scenes:
(note: some of these chicks are no longer doing porn)
aliz
bea stiel
bibi noel
bobbi star
cecilia vega (she is a great performer, has at least 70 orgasms per scene)
dora venter
janet alfano
jasmine lynn
jesse volt
judith fox
kagney lynn karter
katsuni
keri sable
kristina rose
lauren phoenix
liz honey
maya hills
naomi
rebecca linares
I could give you titles, but its best to just find scenes on your own.... use those names to find DVD titles, maybe look at OTHER scenes in the same film, if like those then start digging up shit by those actressees....


you kind of branch out that way.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:53 No.18920937
ive been watching some charlotte stokely vids.

someone needs to punish whoever is in charge of audio
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:53 No.18920952
>search for "amateur anal"
>brings up either amateur with no anal or professional anal
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:54 No.18920964
>>18920929
woah
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:54 No.18920972
>>18920929
thank you very much.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:55 No.18920988
And today we found out /tv/ never delivers, except for dog blowjobs and torture porn.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:57 No.18921017
>>18920853


I agree. there are definitely porn stars where this is total bullshit.

example: Hillary scott. She has done 500+ sex scenes and she is ridiculous.

she will do scenes where she takes 4 cumshots in her ass. anyway, she routinely claims to be 18 in the scenes, yet she started porn at age 21


that being said, the way that a lot of porn stars work is this:

for 1 or 2 years, they do 3-4 hardcore scenes per week, not including blow-job only or lezbian scenes for websites.

they will do that STRAIGHT for maybe 8 months, then take a break for a few months, then start up again.


they do this for 1-2 years, then quit the business (Because their asshole is broken, and they are emotionally scarred for life, lol).

I can think of at least a few porn stars who are like this:

Kat, hillary scott, Jamie Elle, Brandy Lyons, Holly wellin, Aurora snow, melissa lauren, angel long, naudia nyce, etc.


I say this because there are more than a few mega porn stars who genuinely started at 18.

then they embarked on a ridiculously insane career for the next 1-2 years.


so yeah, they might actually film 100+ scenes when they are genuinely 18 years old.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:58 No.18921027
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>search for female on female domination

>find one that looks hot

>starts off great, then the mistriss talks

>DAAAAAA! NA STRAVOO KISHA BAHH!

>BAHH NOUS VA!!

>TOOSHKA LA NIPOUHLKA!
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:58 No.18921028
>anal, anal everywhere

just because it feels better doesn't mean it fucking looks better in porn. fuck.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)18:59 No.18921039
>2011

>wide angle lens make pornstars' dicks look way the fuck bigger than they are IRL
>pathetic fags think that the women are getting reamed with double deep coke can dicks all day long in their assholes
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:00 No.18921057
>>18921017
>(Because their asshole is broken, and they are emotionally scarred for life, lol).

LOL love your style man
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:02 No.18921083
>search for feet vids

>girl has sexy feet and is e=wearing heels

>HD quality

>Camera man "aw yeah, lets get a look a those beautiful feet"

>zooms in

>see her skin

>zoom in

>see the cracks in the skin

>zoom in

>see her DNA

>zoom in

STOP IT YOU FUCKS!
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:02 No.18921084
>>18921028
How 'bout when they peer riiiight into that anus after its been fucked by something huge.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:02 No.18921086
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>just want a vid where the girl has a great ass/legs and is wearing stockings
>get nothing but foot fetish links
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:03 No.18921104
Say I wanted to do porn( not necessarily star, just write and direct), how much would it cost to get going, and get a new video out like once a week. Because I have a great idea.
Of course as writer/director/producer, I'd put my own ugly fat ass in there
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:05 No.18921119
>>18920438

you seen that shit where the guy is completely naked but the chick is still full/half clothed and the dude has no bodyhair atall and they focus on him and his ballsacks too much, that shit gets me floppy.

Is it female choice porn sold off as regular heterosexual hardcore?... gets me mad
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:06 No.18921134
>>18921104

bottom of the barrel you could do it for less than 100 dollars/week

if you wanted 'talent' 500 should do it
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:06 No.18921140
>>18921119

It's humiliation fetish that's not bdsm/tranny related.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:07 No.18921151
>>18921134
I'm talking more than just that. I need a camera, webhosting, allathat.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:09 No.18921169
>>18921151

couple hundred bucks for a camera, same for a website with some bandwidth, it'll pay for itself once you start pulling people in, you will want a new angle though
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:10 No.18921188
>>18921151
I also think the only reason I'm not just jumping ahead and doing it is that I don't live in California/Florida/Nevada, where almost all american porn seems to be made.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:10 No.18921191
>>18921170

No, but that sounds hilarious.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:10 No.18921197
>JO

>yeah baby faster

>yeah you ugly asshole

>beat it you pathetic peice of shit

>HAHA! what a loser, look at you tiny dick

Why? Why would you be so mean?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:11 No.18921201
>>18921188
it wouldnt matter where you lived if the porn was good.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:11 No.18921207
>>18921169
I have a new, original(ish) angle. I'm just not sure how sustainable it would be.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:12 No.18921215
>>18921197
Hahaha

Women get fiesty when they're horny.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:12 No.18921218
>looking for 'alternative porn'
>only good penetration shots are gay
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:12 No.18921219
>Find awesome video
>The site removes it after a month.
I now get why people download porn
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:12 No.18921220
>>18921191

Its just a woman fully clothed insulting the viewer, then she tells the viewer to just give her money and apprently people do. But she NEVER gets naked or even touches them.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:13 No.18921222
>searching for porn vids to download
>they're all 30-40-50 minute scenes

Cmon, a porn scene should be 15 mins, tops. And if I haven't cum after 5 mins, well, that's why god invented the power of loop.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:13 No.18921227
>>18921170
Ugh, pretty sure I have. You get a lot of them looking for encouragement/instruction videos. It's such a bother going through pages and pages of "Mistress Bone Smash demands your money" or "Bratty Diane wants you to lick her feet and tell you you're a loser with CEI"

Jesus christ, I just want a nice girl to nicely tell me what to do.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:13 No.18921228
>>18921028

But it does look better. You get a full shot of the vulva and you also get a big dick penetrating the woman.

It's the perfect combination.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:14 No.18921238
>>18921104
>>18921104


depends.


for websites, you can get top-name (no contract) girls for in the range of $500 to $1000 per scene.

they typically will not do 4-guy gang bangs, but you could still get a top name porn star doing anal for $1000 per scene.


the guys get paid much much less. The best male actors get paid $300 per scene.


so if you did it for a WEBSITE (the talent charges more for DVDs because they make more money) it would be $1300 for a one-on-one scene with top level talent.


add hosting, development, and bandwidth costs and that is your cost for a website.


the DVDs cost on the order of $30,000 to get produced to the point where you can have the DVDs professionally produced in large quantities.

that includes paying the talent, editing, paying for sets (they actually typically rent out houses), graphic design for the cover and DVD, and creation of the DVD menus and whatnot.


that is a generic cost. it could be much less. That is about what it costs to produce a top-tier DVD in 2011


I am not talking about a mega $1 million title like Pirates....

more like one of the many many "top tier" DVDs that are produced in large quantities by large studios every year.


that would be 3-4 scenes, with maybe 1 or 2 top level porn stars and 2 mid-level porn stars.
again, you can do it for less or for more. but its definitely in the multiple $10,000 range.


after that I have no idea how distribution and rights work. I only have an idea of how much it costs to pay the actors.


Note:


I read websites like Lukeford for my sources on pay.

also real porn stars actually post on AdultDVDtalk.com
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:15 No.18921252
>>18921220

Wow. That's just.......

I mean, that's fucking brilliant.

It's a complete simulation of having a wife who doesn't put out and is a huge bitch, without even the social interaction required to get/stay married.

Without VR immersion, porn's gonna reach critical mass soon.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:16 No.18921263
>Looking for mother-son incest
>It's all in German
Why would I just not find other porn where I don't need them to tell me their dirty relationship? C'mon English speaking nations. Just give me some good, fake incest. It ain't illegal to pretend, is it?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:16 No.18921264
any vaginal sex can go and fuck off, if i wanted to watch a bitch enjoy herself i'd look in the window of the local ice-cream parlour.

anal only and the bigger the object the better
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:17 No.18921270
>>18921222
enjoy your premature ejaculation
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:17 No.18921274
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>I like to fap with my laptop on my knees while I lay in bed but, I can only fap to this camara angal.

>pic related
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:18 No.18921281
>>18921222

Youve never had an epic 2 hour fap fest?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:18 No.18921288
>>18921238
Wow...Thank you. That was quite a post. Now to convince the bank to give me a loan for "business" reasons.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:19 No.18921297
>download mackenzie pierce: cover her face
>she gags and is visibly disgusted by the cum
>director shouts at her to stop spitting it out
>shows aftermath where she says she hated it and won't do that ever again

it was hot
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:19 No.18921302
theres so little twin lesbian vids, ive searched alot and theres maybe 10 vids on the whole internet
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:20 No.18921304
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>Marcus Mojo
>Topping
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:21 No.18921315
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>go on omegle

>fap

>keep hitting "next" until I see a girl
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:23 No.18921337
>>18921151
>>18921151


all that you need is a generic HD sony camcorder. nothing special. that is what they use to film DVDs these days. you do not need some spectactular $5,000 semi-professional HD camcorder like the evolution of those old sony and canon cameras they used to use to film skateboarding (you might or might not know what I mean here). Literally just a camera from best buy will do it. Just get a nice $1000 or $15000 camera and a wide angle lens.

like I said before, for websites the female talent ranges up the $1000. a blowjob will be maybe $300. Anal one-on-one will be $1000. a gangbang will be maybe $2500. that is for notable talent.

male talent goes for literally $50 (for a blowjob) up to $300 for a typical hardcore scene. You might have to pay $500 for a gangbang scene. that is for top-tier male talent.

the hosting and bandwith fees are going to be hard because we are talking about high-bandwidth usage and lots of storage space.... Movies take up gigabytes and require megabytes/sec of upload speed.

editing is cheap. you can do that yourself. The next step is web development for the site itself and setting up all of the eCommerce stuff.

You could probably get started with as little as $10,000 or maybe $15,000.... that would allow you to put up maybe 8 scenes and begin hosting it.


The way a lot of guys work is by associating themselves with a larger "conglomerate" of online porn sites that already have the website template and eCommerce ready to go. you benefit from free advertising.

you loose because they probably charge a large percentage of your profits.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:25 No.18921358
>>18921337

does it have to be for a film, can you just pay your favorite pornstar 1000 to fuck her up the ass ? or do you have to hold a camera to keep her happy
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:27 No.18921376
>>18921337
Do you think Moot would let me advertise?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:32 No.18921427
>>18921358


definitely. a lot of porn stars do this. I read a while ago that Taylor Rain was fucked by The Game.

I know for a fact that Lexi Belle has done it before.


I don't know about $1,000 though. i would be thinking more like $2,500.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:32 No.18921432
when u search a 4 a porn u once saw and forgot to save it, and spend weeks looking 4 it as its only thing u want to fap too
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:33 No.18921435
>>18921358
most pornstar also escort
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:33 No.18921439
>Unrealistic fucking where they make sure you can see the dick entering the vagina
>Every fucking doggystyle scene

I just want to watch a girl's ass get pounded, I'm not in it for the entry. Geez
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:34 No.18921457
>>18921439
yeah, have you ever noticed how they always lean to the left or the right so that the camera guy can get his lens in there to see the actual penetration shot?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:37 No.18921474
>>18921457

That's exactly what I'm talking about. No-one would fuck a girl like that irl. Do people actually want to see shots like that?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:39 No.18921492
>three years ago
>searching for porn on /preg/
>hell yes
>good shit everywhere
>girls in early 20's, reasonably in shape, all attractive
>lots of good JAV shit
>posts consist of either "source?" or "hey good shit, thanks for uploading"
>lots of contributors
>fast forward to now
>girls so fat you can't even tell if they're pregnant
>ugly old pregnant women
>tits hanging down to knees
>comments: "aww fuck yeah i'd love to stick my gnarled cock in that pussay" and "MM yeh i luv to kiss dat baby bump" and "UGHGGH GOD IM CUMMING"

God dammit...the devolution of porn boards is a sad thing to see.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:43 No.18921533
>>18921511

>fapping to pornstars
>fapping to anything but amateur girls masturbating

That's what you get retard.
>> MileyRay♥♥ !iL9I2Cyrus 10/14/11(Fri)19:44 No.18921547
>>18921533
>Fapping to anything but clothed celebrities
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:46 No.18921559
Why can't we have porn with the production values of Japanese porn (camera angles, sex positions, lighting, with the willingness to try strange new concepts) but with western porn stars that don't squeal like strangled cats?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:48 No.18921585
>>18921297

anyone have a link too this i cant seem to find it?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:49 No.18921600
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>Put the camera behind the dude's hairy taint.
>Leave the camera there for minutes.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)19:54 No.18921666
>>18921533
>fapping to anything but amateur girls masturbating

No idea where to get good material of this
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:01 No.18921744
>some ethnic video starring a porn star who clearly is not from that ethnicity

I'm looking at you, Kat, and your countless "Asian" videos.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.18921796
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throatfuck2puke and zoo vids


that's how I roll.
hot but shy looking Japanese school girl sucking one dog while fucking another at the same time FTW.....
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:50 No.18922395
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>watch the greatest porn clip ever.
>can't find it next time I want to fap.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)20:51 No.18922417
>>18921744
Pretty much any Indian girl video ever is guilty of this. Must be tough finding hot Indians chicks.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:22 No.18922877
>youjizz updates
>2 whole pages and not one interesting video
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:25 No.18922929
>look for porn
>find good video
>it's like 40 minutes long, fuck yea
>start fapping
>things get hot and i speed up
>i finish fapping about 15 minutes into the video
>still 25 minutes to go
>don't feel like watching it anymore
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:35 No.18923067
Why are 90% of webcam rips without audio?

It really pisses me off. So many mega hot amateur teens (ok some are likely underage, but I'm unaware) but they're all sound less.

WHY?
>> Butta !!QV74WmZuY1j 10/14/11(Fri)21:37 No.18923098
>>18921297
>MacKenzie Pierce
>hate cum

I audibly lol'd. She's definitely one of my favorites and when I save up the money, I'll have fucked her at least once.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:37 No.18923101
>>18921666
Motherless. Be careful what you watch though.

eg-If she looks underage good chance she is (16-18 no mega sick shit)
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:40 No.18923134
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>hot girl in webcam video
>talks most if the time and giggles at chat comments
>finally starts masturbating, but stops after 5 or so mins
>doesn't orgasm
>goes back to chatting

FUCK YOU BITCH!
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:41 No.18923161
>shit quality videos
>when the cameraman talks
>when the camera zooms into the penis/vagina action
>when the camera goes behind the guy and all you see is his ass (worst fucking one ever)
>when the guy cums halfway into the video, yet he is still able to maintain a boner and continues fucking her
>wearing shoes or heels while being fucked
>when the bitch keeps squealing so much
>when the bitch looks into the fucking camera (fuck this)
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:42 No.18923174
1. some times said person on cam does not broadcast audio
or is using laptop mic so when they are not close to it no audio
is sent.

2. Person rec. does not rec. the audio because of (1.) or
from my experience, the audio will start to become desynced
>> Butta !!QV74WmZuY1j 10/14/11(Fri)21:44 No.18923200
I hate when you're trying to see how long a guy lasts and they do fade ins and outs for different positions.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:45 No.18923211
Speaking of porn, who has some good motherless vids?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:45 No.18923225
>female "character" is supposed to a nurse, doctor, nun, stewardess, schoolteacher, etc.
>and she's wearing stripper heels
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:47 No.18923253
>>18923144
>discover hot as fuck pornstar
>she only does lesbian scenes
Also annoying
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:47 No.18923256
>>18923211
The best ones are the 'questionable age' ones.

I'm all for keeping it legal. But whether you are aware or not, fapping to Motherless vids means you've probably yanked it to underage girls as young as 14 (as they look older who'd know)
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:49 No.18923274
>>18923200


>"Edit out the brown"


unfortunately, there is only so much poop residue that an enema can remove from one's colon and large intestine.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:49 No.18923287
>>18923134
Any sort of fake orgasm or similar "actress" thing in videos involving one girl just piss me off. It's like jesus christ, what is so hard about just fucking masturbating, that's incredibly hot, do that.

And that is why my porn tastes spiraled from extreme hardcore and then went all the way back down to watching Beautiful Agony videos with literally zero nudity.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:53 No.18923339
>download/watch a video that has a scenario or idea which sounds really hot
>realize that it's just gonzo porn and the story was just made up by whoever posted the video
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:54 No.18923359
>hot as fuck 3 some (2 guys)
>one on both ends
>girl is licking the dude's asshole

nope.

>27 minute porn scene
>19 minutes of oral
>chick has a giant line of spit and slobber running down her chest and intentionally drools with a big "beard" of spit on her chin

nope.

>hot as fuck porn star
>screams annoying shit in 100% of her scenes
>sasha grey, jenna haze, etc.

nope

>hot as fuck porn star
>makes extremely wierd faces in 100% of her scenes
>stoya

nope.

>hot as fuck porn star
>gets ridiculous "sandbag" status fake tits

nope

>hot as fuck porn star
>does anal and other types of hardcore scenes
>even does creampies
>only ends up doing a total of 20 scenes in her career before quitting
>keri sable

nope

>hot as fuck porn stars
>doing all sorts of ridiculous hardcore shit
>check the name
>generic 1 word name used for no-name European
>never uses the same name in any of her scenes because she is basically just an Eastern European hooker

nope.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:55 No.18923383
>>18923339
Are gonzo pornos where the guy is a casting agent genuine? I know that they're legal since the sex is consensual, but it's considered obscene by the court of low.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:55 No.18923384
>>18923359
>chick has a giant line of spit and slobber running down her chest and intentionally drools with a big "beard" of spit on her chin
>nope.
Are you gay?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:57 No.18923408
>>18923225
>"nun" porn
>outfits look like cheap stripper costumes
>no effort put into the environment or story
>fully nude 30 seconds in, not even the damn hood is kept
Do the people making this stuff have a case of George Lucas director's syndrome and just not get why people like their creations?
>> Butta !!QV74WmZuY1j 10/14/11(Fri)21:58 No.18923433
>>18923383
Pretty sure "gonzo" refers to porn not hiding under bullshit pretenses like a story. "Oh, we just picked up this girl looking bored and fucked her." The camera guy does an interview for a few minutes, the guy she's fucking comes in, and they start. It's my personal favorite.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:58 No.18923444
>>18923359
>>screams annoying shit in 100% of her scenes
The worst one I've ever encountered is Priya Rai. Damn if she isn't fine as hell, but it's impossible to watch her scenes without the audio turned off.

Compare that to Kayden Kross, who talks during sex but does it in a really hot way. She does this excited whispering thing that I fucking love.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:58 No.18923447
>nice chick, incredibly hot situation, fap position ready, nice foreplay and undressing, anticipation is high for her to get fucked
>they cut out the actual insertion and jump directly to furious pumping
fffffffffffffff
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)21:59 No.18923461
>Watching lesbian "seduction" or faux first-timer vids.
>Great acting in first 5 minutes, really believe that the girl is innocent and uncorrupted.
>Sex scene starts
>Fucks like a pro
>God dammit, at least pretend this is your first time

Apparently we're led to believe there's no learning curve for seduced lesbians. Sex is instinctual for these women.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:00 No.18923472
>>18923433
Doesn't the phrase come from Gonzo journalism? Basically immersing yourself in your subject of study, a sort of first person "documentary" approach?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:01 No.18923492
>dude's talking loud throughout the sex scene

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!


>click on amateur porn link

Famous porn star

>see hottest thumbnail ever that fits my fetish exactly...click on it

YOU HAVE NOW DOWNLOADED THE EBOLA ARMAGEDDON VIRUS...PREPARE TO DIE!!
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:01 No.18923501
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>Where Are They Now? Riley Mason Edition
>She's retired now and is a $225 an hour escort in Greensboro North Carolina.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:03 No.18923517
>hot milf with nice face and body, big tits
>she undresses
>pierced nipples and clit
>close tab
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:04 No.18923533
>>18923408
I've noticed that in Japanese porn, they take shit like that far more seriously. When a chick is supposed to be a nun, she actually looks and behaves like a nun, same thing for nurses, teachers and everything else. They also put effort into the set and making it look legit.

In American porn it seems like they just buy some shitty $15 costume and then rip it off them five minutes in, and it's usually filmed in some asshole's living room.
>> Butta !!QV74WmZuY1j 10/14/11(Fri)22:04 No.18923537
>>18923517
Fuck I hate those. I make an exception on nipples with Rachel Starr, but pierced vaginas? NOPE.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:04 No.18923539
>>18923359
>chick has a giant line of spit and slobber running down her chest and intentionally drools with a big "beard" of spit on her chin
>nope.


wtf? that's like the hottest shit ever..
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:05 No.18923546
You watch porn with the sound on?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:06 No.18923579
>>18923537
The only porn star with a pierced hood that I actually like is Kagney Linn Karter.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:07 No.18923593
>>18923383
>>18923383


all porn is obscene by explicit reading of the law, federally.


gonzo porn is porn with no setup, no "story," no sets, etc.


basically its just a chick in a house and dudes fucking the chick, with nothing else in the porno.

90% of the porn produced these days is Gonzo porn.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:08 No.18923614
>>18923546
Some people prefer to listen to the sex onscreen rather than the sound of their own hand slapping against their balls.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:08 No.18923619
>>18923533
Yeah but Japanese nuns don't do it for me, not sure why, just don't. Now that one Italian director with the distinct style, who's name I don't recall since I don't remember porn direction names, that guy does the best nuns.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:08 No.18923620
>girl has some tattoos and slightly unconventional hairstyle
>"HOT EMO GIRL GETS FUCKED"
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:14 No.18923687
>>18923619
I know what you're talking about, he made that one video where a bishop fucks new nuns to test their faith. That was a good one.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:14 No.18923696
>>18923297
THIS THIS SO MUCH FUCKING THIS.

I would kill to see incest in american dad parody.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:14 No.18923700
>favourite porn star makes comeback after hiatus
>looks like a meth head

>favourite porn star makes comeback after hiatus
>botched surgery has created frankentits

>favourite porn star makes comeback after hiatus
>500 plastic surgeries and she's now completely unrecognizable
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:15 No.18923707
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>>18923620
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:15 No.18923709
>Chick getting banged
>switch to taint vision so you get to see the dude's hairy ass and sack pumping into the chick, but don't get to see tits or anything else.

Well fuck you, that's not what I want to see.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:15 No.18923719
>>18923687
Yeah that guy is a class act all the way, I feel like a classy gent beating off in my room at 2am which doesn't generally happen.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:16 No.18923723
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>schoolgirl incest themed scene
>girl wants daddy to help her with her homework
>"Oh, Daddy!"
>"My little girl."
>"Don't tell mommy..."
>As soon as the fucking stops, "Now, STEP-father, will you please help me to do my COLLEGE homework."
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:17 No.18923738
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>>18923707
>Anal Lick Fest
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:18 No.18923751
>search for lactation video
>all videos either have asian girls or fat caucasian girls
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:19 No.18923769
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>>18923738


unfortunately, out of the relatively few scenes she has done, several are interracial gangbangs.
>> Captain Haddock !fVZuxhtDNA 10/14/11(Fri)22:19 No.18923770
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>Find the hottest lesbian orgy ever.
>All the girls are totally into it.
>They're all 10/10, huge tits nice asses.
>Writhing orgy, oh my god this is ama-
>Camera cuts to an old man jerking off in the corner.
>Does this every 20 seconds.
>Fap ruined by tiny old dicked man grunting and close ups of his face.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:19 No.18923771
>>18923723
they do this all the fucking time. Do they really think someone who watches a video like that to the very end is actually going to give a shit?
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:20 No.18923782
>>18923751
What are you talking about, asian girls lactating is hot
>10 minutes with giant vibrator
>groping hands
>no actual sex but all the wonderful anti-boner of having a bunch of japanese dudes just being there
Nevermind
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:21 No.18923795
>pretends to be soccer mom seducing son, or son's friend
>clothes come off. Chick has 2-3 tattoos, tramp stamp and high heels
>dude has thick gel'd hair, 1-2 tattoos and looks like he lives in the gym

Nope.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:22 No.18923802
>>18923359
1. Keri Sable
aka: Carie Sable, Keri, Carrie Sable
Years Active: 2004-2006
Titles: 96
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:26 No.18923878
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>>18922417

>search for indian videos
>find this bitch in the search results

>EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:28 No.18923899
>Crazy attractive pornstar who is well known with plenty of videos
>watch one
>traditional end-sex skeet on face
>a bit lands in her mouth
>she spits it out

Sadfrog.jpg, I knew it would happen.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:29 No.18923926
>>18923802


oh, sorry... I forgot to say:

I don't include lesbian only and facial only scenes in any list or count.


those scenes are not even worth mentioning.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:31 No.18923957
>Watching porn
>1 second from jizzing
>Camera pans to male porn actors face.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:32 No.18923972
>>18923926
As if we care about your opinion
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:33 No.18923991
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>this thread
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:33 No.18924006
>Guy goes to do facial on girl, or blow his load somewhere
>Less than a thimble's volume of cum dribbles out

The fuck? I'm not asking for fucking Peter North, or those black dudes who use those 3 foot long fake ones that shot that shit out like a firehose. Just wtf, call me or something, I know my dick isn't long enough (it actually looks like it's still attached to my body) but I'll stand behind the camera for the shoot trying to fap and just call me in at the end. My loads are bigger than that after finishing a few times.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:35 No.18924027
>watching video
>girl gets on top
>they start fucking until dude's dick pops out
>spends the next 15 seconds trying to get it back in while it flops all around, the girl eventually helps him

Shit Tyrone, get it together.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:37 No.18924061
>>18924006
Yeah and people often defend these guys since it is doing it timed on camera and all that. But come the fuck on, you're being paid to do one thing, bone a chick, so you better goddamn well do it right.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:41 No.18924123
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The slution to everything here is daily motion.

www.dailymotion.com/video/x3xkvl_plvr-armd-519-2_news

Just look at that.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:43 No.18924144
>first time lesbian seduction review and mentions of beautiful agony

You guys are classier than I expected.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:47 No.18924201
>>18924061
>>18924061
>>18924061


actually its often because they have to film it more than once.


THAT is one of the many requirements of male talent:

that they be able to ejaculate repeatedly. Not necessarily like 20 times in a row, but being able to bust a nut 2 or 3 times, back to back (eg: bust.... and pretty much immediately begin beating off and bust again within minutes) is essentially a requirement in porn.

there are obviously porn stars who can't do this, but the really popular porn stars who are in lots of scenes are capable of stuff like this.


people forget to realize that the male half of the scenes is just as important as the female half. you may not pay attention to it....

but without the dude its just boring ass lesbian scene.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:47 No.18924203
>>18924006
That guy has already came a hundred times before that scene.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:51 No.18924259
>>18924201
>>18924203

Then why the fuck are they using that one? It's fucking porn not an indie arthouse film. I'm fairly certain the "roll over, get girl on knees, skeet" bit shouldn't take you very long to film.

"I'm sorry guys, we need to do that all over again, the cum wasn't at the right velocity and Darrell clearly clenched his anus right before he let go, the people who fap to our video for free will not be pleased"

Somehow I don't buy it.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)22:54 No.18924291
>>18924201

It's like I could really be quality male talent!

Except all the homoporn I would have to do first.

Fuck that
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)23:02 No.18924416
>website doesn't allow you to filter by sexual preference

All of my disappoint. I'd rather not see tons of dudes getting splooged on in the search for straight porn.
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)23:04 No.18924434
find some of the hottest russian girls, can only find 1 video of each of them :(
>> Anonymous 10/14/11(Fri)23:56 No.18925193
Great JAV cover, poor video :I
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:06 No.18925357
>>18924434
Similar to that Russian milf porn, they are just so low budget and ugly, whyyyyy
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:11 No.18925443
>>18924259


>the people who fap to our video for free will not be pleased


you can actually get sued for copyright infringement of porn.

suprisingly this almost never happens in the US, but more commonly in Europe
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:14 No.18925511
>>18924434


usually not russians. Usually:

Hungarian
Czech
Polish

realistically they all look the same (slavic), but those countries have much better laws regarding prostitution and stuff related to the sex industry.


and its easy to find pornos that use nothing but essentially anonymous Eastern Europeans:

they always use simple, 1 word names and they never put those names on the cover of the DVD. (Not implying you buy dvds, but download them, or at least see screenshots on the webpage where you download a tracker or DDl link)
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:19 No.18925581
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>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)00:59 No.18926199
>>18925581
That's a bad sign isn't it?
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:14 No.18927089
>>18926199
faggot ass janitor is usually quick to delete porn threads
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:43 No.18927434
I kinda like porn where the actors actually look attracted to each other, and it's all intense and fuck and.. man.

It's really hard to find.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)02:56 No.18927577
I DO NOT understand peoples' fascination with "swallowing". It's not hot when the girl swallows right away. It's clean and we don't get to see anything. I like to see them get messy and drool it out and sperm swap with some other bitch as it drips down her chin. That's hot. Not *gulp* *open empthy mouth* wow! it's fucking nothing. obviously she has to swallow eventually, but fuckcing play with it. lick it off the ground after drooling it out. do something hot with it. jesus
>>18927434
Take this:
http://www.xvideos.com/video1175417/young_toes_before_hoes_scene_01_lexi_belle
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:03 No.18927645
>guy has five inch dick
>guy is half soft the entire time
>OH BABY YES FUCK ME

Perhaps porn and my own penis have distorted my views, but seeing a woman fake it like that ruins it.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:03 No.18927650
>>18925581
>And only one sage
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:04 No.18927656
>>18927577
>toes before hoes
>foot fetish porn

NOPE

On that note, seeing foot fetish porn in vanilla porn ruins it.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:05 No.18927668
>>18927650
Pornography is the one thing everyone on /tv/ has in common.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:06 No.18927686
>search for a good amateur video
>all the girls are ugly
>give up and fap to /s/
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:09 No.18927704
>>18927656
I'm not a foot fetishist but that's one of my favorite porn videos. Do feet gross you out or something?
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:09 No.18927707
>>18927645

Well, not to the half soft thing but..

I mean, 5 inches isn't horrible, and honestly size isn't everything.

Some of the dicks in porn scare the fuck out of me.

> "Oooh, you're so big."

All I'm thinking is, 'Ow, my vagina'.

That being said, I can usually ignore that. Really, really, like uglier-than-normal dicks are dealbreakers for me though.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:11 No.18927725
>>18927707
IT'S A GIRL. EVERYONE LOOK. IT'S A GIRRRL.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:13 No.18927740
>>18927704
Yeah, they do gross me out, almost to the point that I have trouble scrolling through porn sites because I hate seeing caps of footjobs and toe licking domination stuff.

>>18927707
Five isn't horrible, but I don't want to see someone make a mountain out of a molehill either. A lot of porn penises scare me too. I feel bad for girls in a Shane Diesel scene or a Shorty Mac scene...
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:23 No.18927824
>guy and woman having sex
>guy pulls out to cum on her face
>finishes himself off
>awkward 30+ second wait
>girl gets visibly bored

I'M NOW JERKING OFF TO ANOTHER GUY JERKING OFF!?!?!?!!
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:25 No.18927841
>>18927797
>girl clearly not enjoying it, blatantly wincing
>"fuck my tight little cunt"
>guy slapping the girl with his cock, girl moans as if she gets pleasure from it

I think you just described every Cody Lane scene.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)03:33 No.18927907
>>18927824
>I'M NOW JERKING OFF TO ANOTHER GUY JERKING OFF

That's so meta.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:02 No.18928185
>purchase house
>loving life
>later, view a porn with jizz spilling on carpet
>realize they filmed in your house
>remove pizza from oven
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:11 No.18928269
Protip: If you're looking for something different, search for stuff using a different language. I once got the urge to see some for-japanese-eyes-only porn so with the help of translation and google.jp I got my fix.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:15 No.18928305
>>18928269
That's actually pretty astute. The Japanese have words for fetishes that I didn't even think were fetishes, like ahegao.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)04:36 No.18928420
>find out one of the hottest MILFs in porn history(Phoenix Marie)
>she only does anal 99% of time
>FFFFFUUUUU
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:15 No.18929250
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excessive spitting.
it's fucking gross.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:21 No.18929301
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>>18929250

Seriously. What's the point? If you want to lube the guy's dick, just suck on that shit. It bugs the shit out of me when I'm watching a blowjob or handjob video and the bitch is hawking a loogie on the dude's dong every 15 seconds.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:37 No.18929446
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>Porn in general
>no story apart from I HAVE COME TO FIX YOUR WASHING MACHINE/similar
>can't get into it
>see Pirates
>amazing
>actually end up skipping the sex scenes because the hilarious dialogue and plot is so good

The way Evan Stone says "pirates" is my favourite thing out of every film I've ever seen. I crack up instantly.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:39 No.18929455
>>18929446
That's only because Evan Stone is the greatest actor of our time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lRd8EuUQDg
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:41 No.18929481
>>18929446
Oh God, that guy haunted my teenage years. He was in fucking everything!
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:43 No.18929493
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>This thread still alive
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:46 No.18929514
>>18920168
;_;
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:49 No.18929536
>>18920400
THIS! THIS! THIS!
Why can't anyone be brought to orgasm by the chick
they are fucking instead of furiously beating their
meat?

Between all the mandatory stunt anal and the jacking
so much porn is just fucking terrible these days.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:53 No.18929573
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>fapping furiously to some random video
>20 minutes passed, dick's getting sore
>give up and put on some male on male porn
>finished in ten seconds
>parents watching in disgust
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:53 No.18929584
>well-made, amateur porn
>m+f couple who are clearly enjoying themselves
>good camera position
>really awesome
>just before the guy climaxes, he shouts
>CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING
>bonerlost
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:55 No.18929598
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>>18929493

You could take some pointers from this thread, Lia. I'm sure you'll become very familiar with this business in a few years.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:55 No.18929600
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>Have a thing for amazonian sized milfs.
>Never able to find any real actresses.
>Discover a couple body shots of one called sara jay
>She's perfect
>Find a video
>See her face
>Ruined
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:57 No.18929614
>>18929536
Pretty much. guys in porn are overworked because getting guys who can get hard on camera is always a challenge. the ones who can and have big dicks generally go into porn for themselves. watch anything done by a studio and you'll see disinterested women, guys taking a paycheck, and probably catering to some fetish you don't have.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)06:59 No.18929635
>>18929481
it's true.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)07:03 No.18929666
>>18929455
I just looked him up on IMBD
> This Ain't Dracula XXX (video)
Count Dracula
>2011 Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (video)
Steve Rogers / Captain America
>2011 Taxi Driver: A XXX Parody (video)
Sport
>2011 Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody (video)
Tony's Dad
>2011 Twilight the Porno and Other XXX Parodies (video)
Al (segment "Married with Children XXX")
>2011 This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX (video)
Peter Venkman
>2011 TSA: Your Ass Is in Our Hands (video)
TSA Agent Stone
>2011 Who's Nailin' Palin? 2 (video)
Secret Service Agent
>2011 The Justice League of Pornstar Superheroes (video)
>2011 Superman XXX: A Porn Parody (video)
Pilot
>2011 Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody (video)
The Demon
>2011 Simpsons: The XXX Parody (video)
McBain
>2011 Katwoman XXX (video)
Max Maximus
>2010 Sex & the City: The Original XXX Parody (video)
Mr. Big
>2010 Taxi: A Hardcore Parody (video)
Alex
>2010 Batman XXX: A Porn Parody
>2010 The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody
>2010 This Ain't Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect

Oh god my poor internet connection
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)07:05 No.18929692
>>18923359
>hot as fuck porn star
>screams annoying shit in 100% of her scenes
God damn it this. Fuck you, Jenna Presley.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)07:08 No.18929728
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>Search for porn vids
>Find one I think I will like
>Girl spends more than half the video sucking cock.
>Has the same accent as all the rest, always says "yarrr?"
>Doesn't take cum in her pussy.
That pisses me off. More porn stars should creampie.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)07:13 No.18929796
>>18923501
Seriously? Where did you find out about this? She's ridiculously hot and too fucking right I'd pay $225 an hour for her.

Sucks I live in Europe though.
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)07:19 No.18929863
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>amateur categorie
>thumbnail showing sasha grey
>nope
>> Anonymous 10/15/11(Sat)07:24 No.18929922
>>18929728
warmkiss dot com.

comments

by lulcots | 2011-10-15 09:07:18 UTC

All so true.

by Iceman | 2011-10-20 16:36:59 UTC

>look up softcore porn actresses
>they are gorgeous, but never opted for hardcore
>spend fucking WEEKS looking for the softcore movies they have been in
>find it
>tits are terrible, and your 12 year old mind skipped over other noticeable flaws
>illusion ruined

by Iceman | 2011-10-20 16:52:56 UTC

>>18923619

Mario Salieri. His wife, Nicky Raneiri, does shit in the same style. I fucking love how the videos are shot--it's very distinctive and the women are always fucking beautiful.

Made me wish I understood what the fuck they were saying. Or that people would dub over the porn.

by ivoteeverythingdown | 2012-02-20 00:31:25 UTC

>hottest chick I've ever seen finally removes clothes after ten minutes of teasing
>my boner is ready
>she has tattoos
>nope.jpg

All of my rage.


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