Pose your toys like this. Bonus points if you've got an actual bed for them.
No one? I am disappoint.
>15 minutes go by>Expecting people to just pick two toys, get possible props, take a picture, possible image editing, and all that.Learn patience, man. This is third slowest board on 4chan.
>>2940651Third? Who else is slow?
>>2940655/ic/, /3/, and /i/ to name a few.
I don't have a bed at work but I may come up with something. I hadn't even seen this post yet man, I was busy off trolling /v/ and /tv/
I'd do it. But my camera is really fucking bad.I should buy a new one.
Took that some time ago;not exactly the same pose, but close enough
>>2940659I think /po/ is the slowest, or did they finally pick up speed?
>>2940673Well i forgot that existed, so i guess maybe it is.
Don't have many toys, but I do have a shitty camera.Here you go.
>>2940767I lol'd. If only we had Coulson watching.
>>2940777I seriously hope that's not a Tigers logo on that bedsheet.
>>2940801Pretty sure it's just a random cat paw, since it came with some gashapon Re-ment cat figure.I need a miniature empty wine bottle.
>>2940659What the fuck is /3/?
>>2940834That picture seems so much more sadistic when you realize he has that minigun at the ready.
Well that was fun.
>>2940833This is exactly how I feel anytime I eat subway.
Hard Mode: Pose them like all the panels
Doesn't everyone cry on a rocket on a knocked over chair?
No bed, so he's sleeping on a pile of 3DS games, with a tea-towel for a blanket.
>>2940767Is there a chunk missing from that Winter Soldier?
>>2941747It's his sidearm pouch. I see what you mean though, weird optical thing.
I'm not usually a /toy/ browser, but this thread is too great to pass up.
Full on panels for ya.
no time for panels
>>2941784Mami's head should be missing
>>2941880Lol, so good. Bravo sir, bravo.
I asked a friend to pick four figures without giving any context. The universe obviously hates Blurr.
LOL BUM TICKLEY DOES IT AGAIN!!
>>2941880where do i throw my money????
>>2941926I could be mistaken but from the texture it looks like it was 3D printed.
>>2941769They're doing a magic trick! :D
>>2941918holy mother of fuck what IS that toy posing as the doctor on the bottom left panel, I need to know
>>2941984DCUC Gentleman Ghost. Articulation is a bit limited, but he's pretty rad. And lucky you, he was reissued in a 2-pack with Hawkgirl a year or two ago. Before that, he was rare as dicks and you would have paid out the ass for him.
>>2941988(you're the best, I won't even begin to explain why I needed to know that, and how much I appreciate the information you just tossed and let drip down my eager face)
>>2941988I got mine loose, kinda sad I missed out on his accessories. Would have wanted the cane at least
>>2941894Which Bugman is that?
>>2942052No Bugmen were used in that picture. I can only assume you are referring to the figure posing as the nurse in the 2nd panel. That figure is of Rorschach, from The Watchmen.
>>2942062Whoops, meant >>2941918
>>2942074Shadowmoon SH Figuarts
I feel like I put way too much effort into this.
>>2942099...That's how small Figuarts are, compared to DCUC?
>>2940673>>2940673Nah, that'd be /3/.>>2940840>>29408403d stuff. Modelling, animation, texturing, etc.We are slow as shit, there are seriously threads from more than a year ago still active.But it's probably the most civil board on the site.
>>2942175smaller version, I didn't realize I left it so large.I'll delete the old one in a bit
God bless this thread and all of you.
We should have an art show with all of these and the CADbortion edits. Im sure Buckley would be honored.
>>2941880oh god, why did i seriously lol?
>>2942500Fuck off, Walky.
>>2942500What Batman is that, aside from a few details he looks pretty good.
>>2940607I have seen this image all over, but I still never know what the fuck is going on. So she is in the hospital... holding her tummy, he wants to play her like a piano?Seriously, wtf is going on in this comic? abortion? miscarriage?
>>2942500Nice touch with "Doctor Homer".
>>2943105She has irritable bowel syndrome. The only cure is for him to tickle her bum. He hates tickling.
>>2943105Misscarriage. People mock Bum Tickley because it was his attempt at being serious and it just ended up being hilarious.I mean he was never funny, but he went waaay over the top with this.
>>2943150Also, you can now make any shit comic funny by changing the last panel to this.
>>2943150Yeah, it was like a milestone in webcomic history. A webcomic about retards playing videogames suddenly tries to inject a shitload of DRAMA by having a miscarriage.
>>2943150God, the amount of nicknames this guy has is incredible.
>>2941772Godzilla in the background unintentionally makes it far more funnier to me.
>>2943189Godzilla's even got the right hand pose. Looks like he's auditioning for the role.
>>2943192I suppose that'd explain why Jack Skellington is behind Godzilla.
>>2943316very good too! ehr... Batman not is the Father true?
>>2943423Guess that explains this guy.
>>2943385True. Bruce Wayne was the father.
I don't have bed or desk props, but I think it turned out alright.
>>2943465i really like that set anon, thanks for making/sharing it.
>>2943465Fuck, Batman changed clothes really quickly.
This was taken in my bed, does that count?
>>2941804This one's the best one in the thread.
>>2942135SHF's, figma, revoltech, src, and lot of other jap. toy lines are usually 5 inches. Western stuff like DCUC, ML, Neca, etc. are usually 6-7 inches.
>>2943597Of course it does, dear one.... Of course it does.
>>2944143I think this wins.
>>2944143Oh god there's a Serious Sam toyline? I wan that thing!
>>2944152i made them both :) recipy for kamakazi25th buzzer thighs (and skull cut fomr the boot for the belt)accelerator duke lower legssome wrestling figures torso arms and hands 8mm bb's for the bombssam25th bazooka torso and hipscustom cast head with custom sculpted glasses / earpieceROC snowjjob / Arctic snake eyes legs and feet
>>2944153Huh, didn't notice that they were meant to be from a 1/18 line. Thanks anyway!
>>2944158oh yeah :) all of my customs are 1:18 :)
>>2943445>>True. Bruce Wayne was the fatherTalia will not be happy to know it
Do any of you sometimes just get the urge to sometimes... Suck on a penis?
Y'know, Buckley really deserves some thanks for giving this gift to the world.
/co/ here, I officially approve of this thread.
For the pack!
Haha Walky is a cunt.
LIVE DAMN YOU LIVE!BOOTLEG HULK COMMAND YOU LIVE OR HULK SMASH!
I tried. I really tried.
>>2940660>Trolling /v/Don't we have enough shit to deal with? [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
/v/ here, you guys are alright in my book.
This fucking thread.
Another /v/ro here. You guys know how to have [spoiler]fun[/spoiler]. You guys are pretty cool.
>>2947909 thanks!we do it like this here[spoiler]spoilers dont work on /toy/[/spoilersdontworkontoy]
>this whole thread
>>2947918What? You guys don't have spoilers? Why?
>>2947920Whats to spoiler? Figma release dates?
>>2947920Theres a lot of boards that dont have spoiler.
Thanks, /toy/.You guys are alright.
>>2947921So...so how are you supposed to get away with off-topic waifu porn threads? Man, really makes you realize how fortunate you are to frequent one of the first-world boards where those kinds of things get taken for granted
/v/ here, i love you guys..
>>2947926>off-topic shitposting>first-world boards
>>2947929obviously you don't know anything about /v/'s deep, rich culture
Forgive us for the troll /toy/We have troubles containing them sometimes.
>>2947937fuck off to /a/
>>2947932That's a good one.
>>2947939Thats not very nice.
>>2943419That miscarriage looks like it feels good.
>>2947942neither is persona 4, is it supposed to be an anime or a video game?
>>2947944Both.Yes, yes, I know. Its an abomination.
>/v/ ruining a perfectly good thread
And this is why you don't cross-link to /v/.
>>2947949>>2947947Oh come on. Theres what, 2 posts saying some shit about /v/'s stupid culture? The rest of the posts are positive and friendly.
>/v/ ruining everythingThey're terrible even when trying to have fun.Post more reenactments to make them leave.
/toy/, don't let these /v/ castaways ruin the beginning of a good relationship. You guys are brotier.
HUSH FAGGOTSTHIS IS A GOOD THREADPOST TOYS OR GTFO>/v/ in charge of relationships with other boards
>>2947798Is she... scratching her ass?
>>2947798That dinosaur's pose and expression work perfectly.
/v/ pls go
>>2948117This doesn't help. Any of the following would be more helpful:A. Post funny /toy/ contentB. Talk about funny /toy/ content already postedC. Move with the wind and never be heard
>>2948126You know what helps? Staying the fuck off /toy/ and not shitting it up.
>>2948130You mean like you're doing, obvious summerfag?
Rise from your grave!Alchamagical!
>>2948742>hello kitty stuff on /toy/post more dammit.we need some new blood besides the usual robot/figma/shinki/bugman thing in this board
i want to play. but all i have are stuffed animals and some naked calico critters.
>>2948872I thought that was a stuffed Hitler for a minute.
>>2948872 i want to play. but all i have are stuffed animals and some naked calico critters.All the more funny.>>2948951 I thought that was a stuffed Hitler for a minute.Somehow it is just as terrifying.
Just posting to say I accidentally stumbled here instead of /tv/And I plan to stay.
>>2949574Then you're gonna have to buy something.
>>2949574Careful -- that happened to me about a year ago and now I'm surrounded by action figures.
>>2949574Try not to shit up the board anymore than it already is, please.
>>2949605Don't worry - lurk mode engaged
I hope she doesn't bother her
/v/ here, you guys are alright.
>>2949574>>2949605Rules of /toy/:>If you have a question that doesn't warrant a thread, post it in the general. If no general exists, make one>Don't feed the trolls (IE Jinfags, Walkyfags, Dildofags, 2OLD4TOYS-fags, GEEWUN-fags, and /v/irgins)>Our janitor abandoned us, so please don't spam the boardFollow those simple rules, and you'll be a /toy/ soldier yet.
>>2950274Forgot Subjectanon in your list of trolls.
>posing toys for pics>mom walks in>howthefuckdoiexplainthis.jpg
>>2950813"Get the fuck out, this is important! IT'S FOR THE INTERNET!"
>>2950813"I'm a neckbearded loser who plays with toys all day, I'm sorry I disappointed you."
>>2950813"KNOCK ON MY DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!"
I knew this action figure of the dad from A Christmas Story would come in handy one day.
>>2951031>hows this?Best version. That's how that is.
Sorry, but I have to post all four parts separately.1/4
I love these so much.
>>2940672>>2940672Oh my god is that Boyd ?
>>2940607>>2940607WHERE THE FUCK IS WOODY ??
>>2952517my first save on /toy/
>>2952817I think we have a winner, folks.
>>2952817Fluttershy's perfect there...Jim's face just cracks me the fuck up. I can just hear "RRRARGH! RARRRRGH! ARRRRARRRRGH!"
>>2952817This one is so fucking good. Every panel is perfect.
>>2952833Winner was found a while ago. >>2941880
>>2952837And the Phineas and Ferb guy is, like, molesting Jim, too.
>>2952817this is way funnier than it needed to be.
>>2952817That third fucking panel.
>>2952817ive been inspired to make this.
I don't get it. What's so funny about it all? Is it because I don't read the comic?
>>2953263Welcome, time traveler from 1999!It's just parodies of something famously lame. Anons have been doing it for years.
>>2953282/this actually is hysterical, it's like the doctor is cowering in fear.
>>2953282YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING THE FUCKING RULES
>>2953263Lemme explain it to you. There's actually a graphic they pass around on /co/, but here's the skinny.>HI I'M TIM BUCKLEY>MY COMICS ARE MADE OF WALLS OF TEXT AND SAMEFACE.>I'M TOTALLY RIPPING OFF PENNY ARCADE, BUT I'M WACKIER AND CRAZIER. VIDEO GAME HOLIDAYS AND A TALKING X-BOX ROBOT, OH YEAH>Okay guys I'm going to let up on the jokes for a bit and make my self-insert main character's girlfriend have a miscarriage. Try to take it seriously.Even other webcomics were taking potshots at him for this.
Effort level: None
>>2953400...where the fuck do you get those?
Lord Galvatron, no!(Slightly more effort than the previous, but still virtually none.)
>>2953405Apparently on ebay http://www.ebay.com/itm/300726783291damn they be pricey
i havn't found any toys, so...
>>2953405They came with box sets of MST3K DVDs. Crow came with the 20th Anniversary box, Tom's in Vol. XVI. Gypsy is in Vol. XIX, but I haven't gotten her.
>>2953421>You get the Gypsy, Crow T. Robot, and the the one I don't know the name to. It looks like a gumball machine.>the one I don't know the name to.
>>2953359>>2953359oh god that's horrible. Thanks for clarifying. I wonder what he was thinking.. if he ever explained what happened upstairs.
>>2953435Out of all three of them, they forget the simplest. That makes me rage more than just not having the name.
Unit 01 is in a plastic bathtub, no pillow. Whoops.
>>2953435it's Tom Servo, dawg.
why yes that is two SNES-es stacked on each other and three rolls of toilet paper next to my xbox thanks for asking
>>2953708This one is kind of meta because technically Mari could have been the miscarriage.
She couldn't handle the people's strudel.
Altair isn't too happy...
>>2953904>Luchinni panty shot
>>2953912With Strike Witches, it's _always_ a pantyshot.
I get it, the baby's dead. Can we go to the mall now?
>>2952817Dear god this is hilarious.
>>2952817subliminal advertising in panel four.
>>2952517I declare this one winner of the thread.
All of you are great, I'll have to figure out what figs to try this with tomorrow.
>>2954960Bitch please. >>2951058 is much better than that one.
Best thread on /toy/ in a good while. I'm with >>2955417 in that I will have to try this tomorrow.
Bump for great justice.
>mfw no one read mine
>>2957612I read every single one in this thread :3
>>2951058HAHAHAHAH!The leg lamp! Glorious!
>>2957663The leg lamp is like the best thing that I own.
>>2957841this is my favorite one so far
>>2957860Thanks! First time i tried to make a comic with pictures too.
Eh, it's been doneHere's a challenge, create this entire comic with at least one figure as Preston in each panel
>>2957882Here's a challenge: make your own thread. We're having fun here.
>>2957882Wow, there is something wrong with every one of those.Except the last one, that actually seems about right.
>>2957841*laughs* It's just like going to my local retailer! Fucking Bumblebee EVERYWHERE!
>>2941718Hardmode would've been making it dramatic. Using Bum Fuckley's 4 panel comic as a storyboard you can only get about as much drama as the Room.
>>2957841holy shit. bumble bees everywhere hahaha.and>233 postsHot damn /toy/
>>2953114I seriously laughed out loud at that 3rd panel.
>>2957920...Is not-Arcee still holding her gun?
>>2957908And one got aborted. :,c
>>2957939Yeah and? So are Tracks and Ratchet.
>>2957955Not a complaint, but it just looks like she is waiting for him to bust his cap.
>>2957959That made me have to set it up again so I can shoot panel 5!
>>2957976And to think, he was almost free...
>>2957976Wow, I hadn't noticed the way Rodimus' face looks surprised when I took it! Priceless! But that's far more emotion than anything Bum Fuckley ever did. Unless whipping it out at a minor counts as an emotion these days.
I don't really browse this board too often, but this thread is gold.
Had to contribute.
>>2959186Oh god my sides.
>>2959186>goku using a gunwell thats new
captcha: Leffer gadsco
Hope I'm not too late to the party.
>>2960000one miscarriage short of a six-piece meal.
>>2960000Poor Knight. First his girlfriend ends up in the hospital then his contract beast.
I hope I'm not too late.
this thread is amazing. I love you guys.
As well as I could for ~30 minutes. Guess I`m not late either.
>>2960973>that setup>them fantastic pictures>you got Josuke and Crazy DiamondI really like this post.
>>2961183I really like that he actually went for fabulous jojo-like poses.
Maybe you will like it!
my shitty attempt.
>>2961228aipom's a jerk
>>2960973>that second panel>those fabulous poses>Dr. The HulkGLORIOUS
>>2961909SORCERER SUPREME'S WARNING: Smoking during pregnancy may harm the fetus.
>>2961963that face never fails to deliver;if someone has both her and troll-smile Mato, I'd love to see them in this pose, with Mato as the guy
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