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OP is a fag, therefore sage.

Turns out green light meant stop.

>>2560750
not OP, but you're no fun.

i'm sexy and i know it

>>2560750

calm down. deep breath. counter sage.

Baby shoes for sale, unused.

So, the rats killed the cat.

Internet made him a gay scholar.

>>2560744
Everyone is posting six word sentences

>>2560760
>6 words
>can't read yet plagiarises

>>2560760
>>2560760

nice troll nine out of ten

What the fuck is this thread?

Could not write so I wrote.

But I can't, so i shan't.

>>2560760
i see what you did there.

My ass doesn't smell too good.

I am pregnant? Me? A man?

This, right here, is my, prettyboyswag.

Op is not not a faggot.

And then I realised. I'd died.

This thread's gay; OP's a faggot.

Could actually smile. Burned him. Warlock.

>>2560807
Thread's bad; OP should feel bad

Can't write; try for brevity. Nope.

Like that, angry monkeys were everywhere.

The Politician's Tower is burning down.

Good grief! No more loo roll.

Please don't put that in here

>>2560824

The poodle's day turned bad fast.

Comment too long. Click here to

I chose between concrete and bedbugs.

He loved suprises. She did not.

giant, sentient erections attack ancient rome

The woman stopped breathing.
Sexy time.

jesus is coming. so am i.

>>2560855

even gave him a reach around.

i spilled paste, upon her face

>>2560855
>>2560860

Satan buttfucking jesus. Jolly good show.

Green triangles, to my whim bend.

>>2560860
Stuffed his crown up my butt.
Turned around, kicked God's mutt.
Spit the crownthorns in his eye.
Now hell is gaping below me.
Like a dilated asshole; smelly brimstone.

captcha: sermon lyddre: irony on irony

>>2560852
>>2560860
>>2560855

I lol'd more than I probably should have. Bravo anons.

Here's mine:

So I became the boogie man.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. Problem?

The brown dog jumped over the...

>>2560744
Canaries die, and you do too.

most on topic thread ever created

He lived and died alone.

>>2560903

you rancid effervescent failure. not enough words.

Once upon a time, something happened.

Theodore Dreiser ought to write nicer.

A homeless man bought me butter.

>>2560928
God, Dorothy Parker would have been the best Twitterer in the history of the medium. Also the best Craig Ferguson/Watch What Happens Live guest.

Shitty troll thread do not reply.

He left and never looked back.

Me. You. Hammer. Nails. Blood. Tears.

Lick my neck
-Back
-Pussy
-Crack

Wasn't an asshole before the Internet.

>>2560939
lulz randum

Existensialist emo teenager writing his memories.

What is the definition of story?

>>2560962
are you into perfumes perchance?

The sun shines in my mind.

I wrote Audacious Magazine an article

"I killed Krauss!"
"Mean Hitler?"
"D'oh!"

my socks could take no more

horse got away so i shot

CAPICHA unreadable so comment remained unread

I wish original poster would die

i was raped, or was i

made successful book from this thread

last six comments win a prize

Mother's lips touched tenderly to my tears

Captcha says it all: isholo BATMAN,

Wherever I am, I must rape

Family is dead, best day ever.

>>2561037

She said "Son, leave your fears"

>>2561037
you arent that much into counting, arent you?

>>2561051

As I fondled her, said "Cheers!"

>>2561059
>>2561051
>>2561037

Anon can't count but HOT DAMN!!

No shirt, no shoes, no soul.

>>2560744
A. abdicates; antebellum affects anyone's area.
Because A. blasphemes, B. becomes belligerent.
Cause B.'s cantankerous, C. can't create.
D. deftly deferred., C. defects downstream.
Eruption: D.'s erumpent; E.'s evacuates ere.
Fornication for fun: E. fucks F.
G.'s grenadiers generate, grenade F.'s Georgiancolonial.
Haruspex harangue H., G. has hallucinations.
I. ignores H.'s idiotic incantations: idling.
Jackass! J. jocks, I.'s jimmies jostled.
K. kemmers J.: kayaks; kwotes Kant.
Lepers leech K., L. leaps, leaves.
M. mollifies L., masturbates, micturates, massages.
Nullifies N.'s necking; M. needs 'nother.
Offput, N. offers organ over O.
Pussies, penile putrefaction; P. penetrates O.
Q. quits quailing, O. quakes quickly.
Rustled, Q. rests rectum; R. re-uptakes.
Starting smacking, R. snatches S.'s snatch.
Try turning tail, S., T. trails.
U-turn upturned, T. urinates, U. unclothes.
Valkyries' verses vacillate; V.'s volk: U.
W. wanders, walks with, wanks V.
Xanthide xxxtreme: X. xrays W.: xysts.
Y. yawns: yurts yardwise, X. yips.
Z.: zoophiliac, Y.: zoftig zebu: zoosperm.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

Read "Necronomicon," called it fake. Wasn't.

It felt good, I did it.

Stayed through winter, dead through summer.

I can feel my anus twitching.

>>2560744
All of this is mine alone.

I go mid, or I afk

Torn from the Heavens; I flew.

A screaming comes across the sky

In dreams, intercourse with Friedrich Nietzsche.

Paul never once asked her why.

He later deeply regretted the Haggis.

>>2561251
In dreams, I talk with you

I'm 12 and what is this

>>2561269
Jibe taints Scottish patriot's masturbation session.

>>2560841
Pretty good actually.

>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136
>>2561136

As I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

original story do not steal

Upon arrival, our interplanetary visitors shrugged.

What the fuck is going on.

I consider suicide an emergency exit.

>>2561448
Suicide is bad for your health.

It began and ended with love.

>>2561455

Living is bad for your health.

>>2561480
Health is bad for successful suicide.

I wrote this story without thinking.

Curtain is burning while I'm sleeping.

He floccinaucinihilipilificates her anthropomorphization of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Spew hate at all that moves.

I just peed in a cup.

I saw the archbishop kicked a kitten.

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J

What lies ahead is not seen.

No ideas, so here are words.

Honey, all I want is money.

I see the green light. Emptiness.

Dead love, dragging on: unwanted pregnancy.

Let criminals attack, liberal media says

Following now a crime, Zimmerman sentenced

NDAA, say goodbye to your freedomz

>>2560744
I quit college; I found happyness.

In the beginning it all ended

'Release these chains,' said the locksmith.

'Listen to me!'
'What was that?'

'I love you so much.'
Bang.

Not good enough for longer shit.

Juicy nostalgia creeps up unexpectedly.

>>2560945
+1

End of funeral. He stopped masturbating.

Candle's last breath, for Jack was~

disgust, every time i spit stuff

Damn, is this thread still alive?

>>2563178
Not quite as much happiness as that.

I also watched that video and have no idea what I just watched.

But it's bookmarked.

Those fart; like ripping up floorboards.

Or

Those farts; like two dolphins conversing.

for sale: dead babies; somewhat used

Doc said six months. Made seven.

Only gay eskimo in my tribe.

In a split second, its over.

Ayn Rand asked Atlas, he shrugged.

the above poster quoted some shit.

I'm done with you cutting me.

i never did see you cut.

Welcome to 4chan. Enjoy your stay.

I married Carla because I could.

>>2560879
Did you just type random shit?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

I just read books for fun.

Tomorrows funeral: everyone invited, no tears.

>>2563299
>>2563178
>>2563169
>>>/n/348378
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Can't sleep, worried about my heart.

i'm a cheater. help me.

Conceited faggot Ernest Hemingway is lauded

The house is no more.

I came, then had to clean

Torture fun, death boring, YOU LIVE!

In the mire, they beheld it

I wanna be, the very best

I became one with the beard.

the walk revealed nothing for him

No options left, suicide by cop

Not a lot, to talk about.

One day, you'll learn to lie

She still sleepine in the middle.

Crashed Mercedes. Just used Dad's money.

Threw parties. Nobody attends his funeral.

A golden sun rose over Eden.

*click* Pass. *click* Pass. BANG! Loser.

There was fire in she, fire.

Guess what? You lost the game.

What was that girl's name again?

Seriously now, guys, what's that smell?

duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...

Thought I was a communist! [harmonica solo]

Nobody remembered him, even after death.

~Le Fin

>>2564707

deep&edgy

>>2560744
the devil sang and god wept.

>>2561655
you are a huge faggot die.

Burning Braziers Broil Beef Brisket Beautifully

You shouldn't ever eat soggy waffles.

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from riverrun...

Most of these are not stories.

Some guy killed himself. Everyone laughed.

Pick your bullet. Stop flinching! Reloading...

Mirror on the wall shows cartoons.

The sun went out. Everyone froze.

Braying hungrily, braying into sunset; dehydrated.

Oily turds glissade out. He flushes.

Fortuned smiled, and left once more.

I hate stories. Deal with it.

Mother anticipates avalanches. Adoption becomes cyclical.

Befriending vultures via my bleeding knees.

Scorsese unwittingly Spielbergs Cameron's Lucas Kubrick.

Have my heart. It's just offal.

Triggering hormonal imbalances. Dad was overanalytical.

Tower was cousin's friend. Sly digits.

>>2564093

worst post in this thread

Happy heroes thrive, ends in deaths.

Alright that's just the last novel I read summarized so I guess I've gotta go original now...

Resurrected with technology, hates his immortality.

Still have my Dad's facebook request.

>>2565135
Ouch, you hit me right in the family. Good job, I guess.

>>2565140
To expand, my Dad is dead.

Here is buried the immortal man.

Unliterate scholar: Will work for food.

Knees weak. Vomit sweater. Mom's spaghetti.

The final slice: her memory lives.

She finally left last Sunday morning.

>>2565376
>said Patrick Bateman via party line.

How many have I really got?

I trolled them with DFW pics.

>>2560744
Tao Lin molested my fat cat.

>>2565435

Said Dakota Fanning, on Gmail Chat.

How many was it again?

It wasn't what I was expecting.

gooby pls. pls, gooby. gooby. pls.

I pulled the trigger. Sorry, mom.

As the sun rose, I sank.

I was told there was cake!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

The Wild Tomcat brings Bach forward.

His tongue poked her fetid eyeball

The baby stopped crying. Hawkeye started.

The nightly continuous ritual. Oh boy.

HEMINGWAY WAS AWFUL, HE COMMITTED SUICIDE.

Fuck.

>>2565888
Hemingway was great; fuck off mate.

The La Li Lu Le Lo

But I'd been dead all along

I gotta go to work. Fuck.

well, 20 bucks IS 20 bucks

I pressed the big red button.

In this thread. Text sans readers.

A knock? Thought he, last living.

I run faster with an erection.

Bite the pillow; going in dry.

>>2566000
So do I. Isn't that strange? Something to do with aerodynamics, maybe.

>>2566000

tripsget

"I'm sorry I happened to you."

"I'm not."

[eight words. sue me.]

Unfortunately, I have no Personal Legend.

ITT: Bland, glib sentences.

Do you guys not know that a story has a beginning middle and end, or what?

Once again, my limb won't hurt.

>>2566067
some stories have no end.

/lit/ really can't write for shit.

>>2566067
Leap that wall, if you're so great.

>>2566085
Some pale kings have no end.

>>2566085
You are wrong.

>>2566067
You don't really get it, huh?

>>2566094
Nah, he's really not; stay mad.

Where did I land? Detroit.

Oh god, not this shit again..

>>2560744
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.

>>2566119
Noose? Cop? Pills? Gun? Jumping? CO2?

>>2566119
Do it, faggot.
Connect webcam first.

>>2566130
Used Condom, string, pineapple, Peter Townsend.

note to self, buy more booze

Conversations on paper rarely do it.

>>2566000
Holy shit!
I got trips, niggas.

>>2566204

You should have used a colon.

>>2560744
Laptop sleeve shopping. Three hours. OCD.

I like to smell my farts.

Here and then there. Back again.

My grandmother's wake was a fantasy.

no quest
never left
forever bereft

Ball Games Strictly Prohibited, my bollocks.

The ship is sinking, FUCKIN' DICK!

I love Twilight.
4chan sucks balls.

moot is a fag
ban me

dr. dong giving you the footlong.

Six word stories? No fucking way.

"I'm Doctor Kashmir", said Doctor Kashmir

Everything will die, eventually.
Except you.

My favorite thing is sucking cocks.

I don't wear any clothes on sunday.

woke and cried; she is gone

The cockney scum rats often talk nonsense.

>>2560744
Scrolled down, said "meh", closed tab.

Equilibrium is just a human construct

I thought that things had mattered.

Here's my number; call me maybe

He drove his spyder; death imminent.

He goes hard in da paint

I wish that he could stay happy.

Got raped, crying on the floor.

>>2566483
He stood over the victim, grinning.
Staring down, he whsipered "Round two".

please fart in my open mouth

She though she was alone, but...

>>2560744
His bed was comfortable without her.

"I love cocks"
written by OP

"Maybe tomorrow," He said once more.

>>2566621

Wow. I actually really like this one.

You love LSD, I miss you.

The android cried twice that day.

>>2566652
Hey kids don't do drugs

Cologne is my scent, dick cheese.

Get these fairies off of me!

Kids with guns, drugs, and whores.

Let's hope they don't ask questions

Let's all wake up the whores!

And then the stars went out.

Since when can we be nothing

Oh! A clue! Bend over, Watson.

You left, taking my love too.

/lit/ can write six words. Bravo.

>>2560807
(this one's OK, actually)

When the thread archived, I smiled.

the dog went in the house

>>2567288

lol at calling your own post OK

Shat in the sepulchre. Future expectations?

The quick, brown fox jumped ME!

>>2567300
N-word never to be used again

Mary had an abortion via sledgehammer.

sometimes i just dont know bobby

In the end the booze won.

I sell propane and propane accessories.

we all die,no just you

also
two stories, two minds, telepathic abhorrent

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Good thread OP, very well done.

Placenta available. No longer in use.

The modern flagellant stalks a Facebook.

Woman kills boyfriend. She is so fierce!

Man kills girlfriend. Execute the monster.

>>2567332
>7 words

I am a story, you read.

>>2567334
Failed author can't count. Kills self.

>>2567332
Woman kills boyfriend. She's so fierce!

Man kills girlfriend. Execute the monster.

>>2567340
Author spams for consistency between texts.

For fuck sake, do not 404!

>>2568089
Too long; I did not read.