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>his car's advertisements intimidate the customers because it's "healthy"
I... I have no words.

Fuck this shit.

bumping with what happened to me today

>be finished with gym session and going down to the recycling plant since it was on the to-do list today
>get there and procede to unload my bottles and cans from the truck.
>ambulocletids errywhere
>one particularly interesting specimen is sitting on an electric scooter with a seat attached to it is guarding his horde of soda cans near the front.
> when he thinks another 'cletid isn't looking, he grabs a few of his cans and puts them into his bin
>other ambulocletus loses his shit.
>screaming and arm-waving ensue, poor recycling center guys trying to restrain them
>one of the recycling center guys uses my intervention to call the cops
>lucky for us, police station is literally across the street
>cops come in about a minute and a half and arrest victim fatty
>scooter-man tries to zip away on his electric scooter
>low-speed pursuit lasts all of 30 seconds
>arrested
>center calms down
>recycle my shit
>go home, eat proteins, post on /fit

>>13893810
I seriously hate people who feel entitled to get someone fired. First of all you witty little bitch, the fat guy has a point. People who go to fast food do not want to be pressured to eating healthy, and it works in the favor of Arbys because of this because more people who care less about health=more sales. He is not going to get fired, in fact he's more then likely going to be treated as a compliment to the manager for thinking about the type of customer's he receives.

However, in all honesty, I lol'ed heartedly. 10/10 would read again.

>>13893810
Fast food workers don't get fired over any single instance of rudeness to a customer. Realistically, she would have to piss off her boss in multiple ways over an extended time period to be fired.

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>be shopping with grandma
>take her shopping every so often cause no drive
>influence her purchases
>she buys healthier stuff now
>she lost about 30 lbs
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>13893997
For local complaints yea.

If the email went to corp headquarters they don't give a shit. They'll just tell who ever is over that region to sack em. Can't risk dat litigation.

here's an older story from when I worked at a grocery store in a certain famous tourist trap beach town

>be working early shift. That means less tourists, more crazy hippies for me
>one behemoth stands out from the usual circus sideshow
>easily breaking 400lbs (181kg, for euope, 28 stone for britfags)
>she slowly moves through the store with a cart full of junk food and microwave meals wearing a gigantic denim mumu thing
>but that's not what's so horrifying aside from her stench
>in her font cart compartment where you'd put a small child he has a variety of raw ground meats
>she is casually eating them, FUCKING RAW
>She comes through my lane... sweet mother of mercy the stench
>racks up close to $500, we had to send a poor bagger to go and get unopened packages of ground beef
>tries to haggle that one ones we got cost more. no one is having it.
>she pays, and leaves grumbling to herself.

and that's not even the most fucked up shit I saw working at the store

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>>13894085

for MFW

>Swimming lengths in public pool
>Medium lane, shitty technique so slower than should be
>Fat whale in walking lane/slow lane beside me
>Litterally whale, floats in water, doesnt even have to do a thing
>Always there with her entire fat/obese family
>Over hear there conversations
>"God is great. He made water so I can lose weight" Im not kidding.
>She just floats.


I want to kill her one of these nights.

>>13894071
>litigation

What kind of litigation? He parked in the Arby's parking lot, it was Arby's property. They could legally tow his car because he wasn't a customer and was just taking up space in the parking lot, it doesn't matter if no one else was in the lot or not.

>>13894085

Dude...enlighten us brother. Your store sounds...interesting.

Anon from Germany posting.
Saw jabba 3 days ago in an electric scooter. This is a very rare sighting in my city (vehicle borne organism that is, not ordinary fat people). So, this unremarkable blob actually made my day. Cheer up, people, behold these magnificent specimens, degrade them by merely looking in awe, yield way like you would kindly do to a bandwagon.

>>13893938
lmfao, nice one

>>13894107

as OP I feel I should say that It was sorta a public marking lot shared between a few places, he jsut parked closer to the arby's (which once again wasn't even fucking open; it was like an hour and a half before opening time)

more tourist trap stories coming up

> work at nightclub
> i'm a bussy, have to collect glassware etc.
> ambolectus detected
> ohno.jpg
> so fat that she is sitting down on the stage on the corner of the dancefloor and STILL getting in my way
> ask her nicely to move
> nope.avi

Like seriously, if you're that fat just stay home you have no place being in a nightclub honestly.

>>13894099

I lol'd

This is a story from a friend of mine

>be in college
>one class has an exceptionally large obese person in it
>friend says class is boring so he spends his time 'studying' the blob-man
>eventually learns the habits of this strange creature
>blob-man comes into class, uses 2 chairs (1 for each butt cheek) and uses a 6 foot long folding leg table for a desk
>occasionally blob man will stop taking notes and start rubbing his globular tummy with one hand with his eyes closed and a smile on his face
>blob man will do this for 5-10 minutes before he eventually gets up and leaves in the middle of the class
>blob man returns to class a few minutes later with a candy bar or three, purchased from the nearby vending machine and promptly devours them
>terrifying

Know thine enemy /fit/, know him well.

>>13894185
does your night club not have any bouncers?

>>13893810
How is that an FPS? You're just being an asshole, that's all.

tourist trap store #2

>Be working carts, but it's a pretty small lot with not even 50 cats total since we're a tiny-ass store
>notice a moderately sized fatty eyeing me from here SUV with an out of state license
>once i get near her, he beckons for me
>"hey clerk, go get me a scooter, would you"
>"we don't have scooters ma'am, the sotre is too small to merit them
>pitches a fit
>demands to see the manager
>manager is a fatty, but also my neighbor and infamous for not taking anybody's shit
>"get out of my store miss, I don't need your business or your shit,"
>porker peels out of the parking lot and nearly causes an accitdent
>Finsh carts, go back to checking/baqgging
>pretty much an ordinary even for an ordinary day there

a bit of background knowledge too; that store has a larger banned persons list than all the other affiliate store in southern California combined. Fucking tourists

>>13894237
we do, obviously. though we can't just kick people out for not moving

>>13894300
I was think more along the lines of not letting them in at all.

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>Lost a ton of weight
(240lbs down to 169lbs if you care)
>Younger friend is typical fa/tg/uy
>His mother asks me to try and influence him to lose weight
(he's pushing 270lbs)
>Suggest one day nonchalantly to buy 1 buritto instead of 3
>"I'm under 21, I don't have to care about how I look."
>mfw
I almost threw my bottle of water across the room. The hell is wrong with the youth these days?

>I got the classic ''you're lucky you're so thin, you don't need to watch what you eat"
>that feel when anorectic in continuous recovery and relapse
>that feel when haven't eaten more than 1000 calories over the combined last four days

A friend of mine from high school is a fatasaurus rex and won't eat vegetables. Like, at all. This guy roomed for a while with a vegetarian who I was also friends with (I think a /fit/ related sitcom could have spawned merely from the premise here honestly)

One day they ordered a pizza half vegetarian, half pepperoni. The fatasaurus tasted one singular black olive on his side of the pizza and was so "disgusted" by it that he didn't eat another bite. Threw his half out. Mother. Fucker.


Another time I saw him visiting a friend's house and making 5 (FIVE!) peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He stacked them all on a plate and sat down and started devouring but in true asshole-fatty fashion couldn't leave it at just wiping out the peanut butter reserves, he left two and a half sandwiches uneaten on the plate, sitting on the couch, when he left.

He also would eat bacon bits by themselves, just tilt the little jar they came in back like it was a glass and inhale that shit. It was is and always will be awful to think about or behold.

>> 13894116

I've always done that lol.

>>13894353
You need someone to talk to? I know that feel.

>>13894357
wow haha

>>13894337
>(240lbs down to 169lbs if you care)
I know it's not the thread topic but good for you bro, I'm about 10 pounds behind your progress from 240 myself.

>"I'm under 21, I don't have to care about how I look."

WAT

>>13894419

It was after that comment, I gave up on him. I can tell he's miserable too. Say what you want, but the fatter you are, the more depressed you become.

>>13894325
that'd make sense, i seriously don't know how half the fatties get in..

>"I'm under 21, I don't have to care about how I look."

this is the saddest thing indeed, when people just give up

>>13894357
>The fatasaurus tasted one single black olive on his side of the pizza and was so "disgusted" by it that he didn't eat another bite.
In all honesty, if I'm going to eat pizza (which is once in a blue moon), I don't want black fucking olives on it. I just can't eat that shit. However, I would have just picked them off instead of throw it all away.

>>13894337
You're just fucking jelly that he is smart enough to enjoy food for another twenty years then seek out a 40+ woman desperate for sex due to a ticking biological clock.

>>13894555
The bad thing is that he seems to be implying that once he's 21+ he'll magically start caring about how he looks and turn his life around or something. What's really gonna happen is:
>I'm too old to start living healthy now, I've been this way my whole life, this is just how I'm supposed to be.

>>13894357
>just tilt the little jar they came in back like it was a glass and inhale that shit.

And what's wrong with that?

>>13894579
It was just one stray from the vegetarian side of the pizza though, hopping the border into the meaty countryside. Not like his side actually came with olives.

>>13894672
I forgot to mention this was always at someone else's house when he'd do it. My best friend's mom just started hiding her bacon bits when the guy came over.

'Nother tourist trap story to keep the thread alive and healthy

>be cleaning bathrooms late at night
>step out to get some toilet paper since it was out
>to my horror, see land planet coming at me at a very high velocity and holding an XXL grilled stuffed burrito from the taco bell across the street
>demands to use the bathroom now
>"sure sir just gimmie a second to get some- oof!" I say as he shoves me aside and knocks me on my currently skinny ass
>10 minutes pass
>be back checking and had almost forgotten about the little incident when mr. taco bell comes storming out into the main area
>give my manager the 'looks like you might wanna call the cops look' and he disspears into the back
>"WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING MINUMUM WAGE SHITHEAD!! THERE WAS NO PAPER SO I HAD TO WIPE MYMELF WITH MY WRAPPER
>hold up, he ate that thing while on the pot???
>puts it in my face, i go reeling
>tell him to calm down and that he ignored me when i said i was getting some before he forced himself in
>after 5 minutes of argument and some scary shit (no pun intended) the cops come
>I get interviewed, fatty gets thrown in jail for the night
>manager lets me take it easy for the rest of the shift.

just an average night in the fatty farm tourist trap

>finish at gym, stop at cvs for miscellaneous shit
>see two elderly lady fats looking confused on the corner
>one is in wheelchair, one has knee brace
>can't tell if from age, fat, or both
>not that old... fat
>go about my business
>come back out and young gentleman is talking to them:
>"well where is your car? i can push you there..."
>"oh it's right around the corner, thank you so much young man"
>old fats need help too i guess...
>feel kind of like an asshole
>drive to second store for errands
>driving home, spot young man pushing elderly fat
>coming up on half a mile away from original location
>up a hill
>never trust fatties

kid must have gotten a hell of a workout though.

>at my job
>fat woman says "Why don't guys like me? Can't they just get to know me first?"
>took all my strength to not let my /fit/ out

>>13894399
If you keep a blog or something I would be happy to follow it

And here are some links to keep us on topic:

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE THIN!
Inspiring Images of Things That Make and Keep us Healthy
http://thisiswhyyourethin.blogspot.ca/

And it's inspiration

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT
Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks
http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/
(Original site deleted so now you get the tumblr)

>>13894353
I got the "Watch out son when you hit 16/20/25/30 you will get just as fat as me!".

Nothing quite like it to build your appetite during family gatherings, isn't there.

>>13894353
That feel when 4 years recovered and steroids make me hungry for bulking and I look great and eat lots of food.

>le happy cat face
> :3

>>13894763
>Original site deleted
Please don't tell me it got deleted for discrimination

if you guys are going to do these stories mind putting the state or country you live in? im from ny and ive delivered pizza to one really fat person before, who was normal besides the fact that she was extremely large.
sounds like you guys have trashy people problems

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>>13894763
I guess I should have explained the websites.

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT is a site documenting the worst foods fat people have come up with.

As an example you can see 'Chubby Girl Scout' cookies here.
Chubby Girl Scout cookies are Bacon wrapped Samoa Girl Scout cookies deep-fried and topped with maple syrup and powdered sugar.

It gets much, much worse.

>>13894813
I love it.

Most of the old farts can't cook for shit either, explaining my lack of appetite.

The ones who really can cook are some of my cousins, who are (SURPRISE) comparatively thin and fit.

>>13895033
brb have to try

>Be a young kid
>Go out to eat with hamplanet of a cousin and her daughter (who at this point wasn't as fat yet).
>Server comes over and asks us what we'd like to drink
>Fast forward
>Hamplanet has consumed a bowl of soup, a salad, appetizers (nachos, mozzarella sticks, dip, etc.), a burger and fries and 2-3 cups of coca-cola
>Server asks if we'd like dessert
>Fast forward
>Server brings out a hugh jazz sized slice of chocolate cake
>Hamplanet consumes that as well

Nowadays my cousin is recovering from getting her stomach stapled but she still eats solids even thought the doctor told her not to. In addition, her daughter has started to balloon into a gamma sized planet herself.

fatties gonna fat.

My roommate is a chubby chaser
>his wife is chunk mode asian bitch
>they drive to the tennis court three blocks away
>drove past them there on my way out of town once
>they were both sitting in shade
>be yesterday
>see her standup after lounging on couch
>mfw when shes wearing tiny shorts that got all bunched up in her crotch and i walk in room just in time to see her pull them out
He just made her a hot fudge sundae

>>13894085

I work in a supermarket in Australia. I honestly can't believe how fucking bad fat shoppers smell. That and the walk-and-eat.

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>at sea world
>a fat scuba diver is eating whale feces off of the bottom of the tank
>Walk past the tank and sink into a rollar coaster with my butt and rocket into a loop where I lose my gains and unzip and rezip my zipper as fast as I can until it gets caught on the rollar coaster tracks and we're all catapulted into the tank
>Ride on the magicschoolbus.jpgcarlosyoufaggotwallpaper.exe.gif.vir
>The rollar coaster has crushed the orca whale named josueph san argous into the bottom of the deep pit and popcorn is spewing out of his dead blow hole
>I proceed to swim away and sniff the glass of the tank while fondling my uvula until my balls get stuck into the water drain

Bump for more fps

>>13895628
>magicschoolbus.jpgcarlosyoufaggotwallpaper.exe.gif.vir
ok. you get a laugh.

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Actually a good thread once again!
I posted this awhile ago (happened to me couple months), but the story is so fucked up that the summerfags will enjoy it.

>at gym sparring with bros
>fat girls on stationary doing it fucking wrong like always
>try to offer advice on how to properly lose weight
>"what the fuck do you know about it? you're scrawny"
>sigh, shake my head, laugh
>punch her in the face with a weighted everlast glove
>her head explodes and a million chicken mcnuggets rain down onto the gym
>a mexican ambulance arrives and takes her to la fiesta gorda in the sky
>girl in corner wearing diaper shits, everyone smells it
>i punch her too
>she rips a hole in the space time contiuum
>the force of my punch exits a wormhole in her right nostril and hits me in the face
>i'm so strong i killed myself with one punch
>police arrest me for being a ghost in public without a permit
>mfw i'm writing this from phantom prison

FATTIES GUN FAT

>>13895976
I remember reading this the first time in class and cracking up. Errbody was mirin' my laughing aesthetics.

>healthy
>insulting

9/10 would rage again

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>Mother and her husband are going a "weight loss challenge" with his brother and his wife
>"So, I was talking to my friend about weight loss supplements"
"Wouldn't that be cheating?"
>"No, we're just *looking* into it!"
"You know those are a waste of money right?"
>"Yeah, yeah, whatever anon."

***Please, for the sake of my mother's paycheck, as her husband makes less than my boyfriend, give me all the links you can about how weight loss supplements are crap and bad for you.***

>>13896614
Okay, now she's saying "I actually had no interest in them, that was my husband."
She is a once-was fit lady but her fatty fat husband ruined her.
Okay, back to the previously scheduled program.

>>13894223
i laughed heartily

>>13896722
how does it feel knowing your post killed the thread?

Bumpville

>>13894298
>not even 50 cats total
what kind of shitty store is this

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>>13898449
a small town pet store obvious

>>13897261
i laughed heartily

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This just happened a few hours ago

>walk into mcdonalds
>been craving a big mac for days
>got a coupon for by 1 get one free
>todays the day mother fucker
>in the store a fat woman is complaining about the people taking too long
>I'm extremely disgusted
>I say "ma'am please calm down. You will get your food soon enough."
>She turns to me and says "You're goddamn right I will"
>Grabs me by both shoulders and shoves me into her mouth and swallows me whole
>this fucking bitch ate me
>mfw I'm still in her stomach being digested

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>>13899509

LOL

Guess I'll contribue

>work at movie theater
>fatty comes in with fatty children
>orders largest tub of pop corn and largest drink
>for each person
>they all sit on the bench a few feet away from concessions
>come back before the movie starts for a refill

So many fat people come to the movie theater it's astounding

>born murikan
>be 5 eat McD/BK every day
>be 10 eat wendy's everyday
>be 15 eat school cafeteria shit everyday
>be 20 sit on ass play vidja, eat shit everyday
>be 22 discover /fit/ lose weight
>tfw lose weight fast
>mfw still fat
>mfw have no face

Also, thou return to the front page

This thread shall be

reborn

>>13903905

no. You bullies need to stop it. Im fat because God made me fat and Im tired of people like you.

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>finish college, move in with another student that seems like a cool guy
>find out he's a chubby chaser. he's fit and handsome, and always brags about all the pussy he gets. all the big pussy he gets.
>whatever, his deal.
>come home one night and notice a box from Amazon on porch.
>notice his car here
>push open his door and walk into his bedroom to just hand him package while reading label to make sure it wasn't mine
>look up a second later to see two 300lb women on his bed, red faced and making throaty fat woman moans
>confused
>look down and see roommates arm's and legs sticking out from underneath of them and hear disgusting slurping sounds coming from lower area of woman on right.
>woman on left is just sitting on him.
>both women look up at me.
>one looks at me coyly
>COYLY
> C O Y L Y
>the other doesn't really make eye contact, just deadpan expression.
>not sure whether to run or attack
>go into a half-swing motion with Amazon box to attack fatty on my right (FPS game reflex?)
>manage to restrain myself at last second and sort of swing toss the box onto the head, slapping the ass of the fatty on the right, hitting her foot and landing on the floor
>Thud.
>roommate seems to pause for a second and stop making noise
>i walk backwards and step on the heel of a fat lady shoeand half trip walking out of room, pulling a framed poster off the wall and twitchily trying to shove it back in and close door
>walk straight out of apartment
>realize no car keys so just keep walking the five miles to my office
>sit at desk for an hour at 1 in the morning and browse 4chan
>unable to fap for two weeks until horrible images fade from mind enough to not pop back up
>mfw run across a woman's magazine in checkout stand and get turned on by semi fat woman

>>13899713
Mother of god, my sister drew that years ago. How the hell would it end up here?

>>13904284
>mfw this story gave me a giant boner

Nothing too bad just fatty being fattention seeking
>Work at a airport store
>Guy comes in wearing a EVE online t-shirt so I strike up a conversation, chat about MMOs and such
>Notice a "Aw hell naw" look on my fat co-worker's face
>Practically runs (to her best ability) over and immediately starts talking about herself and how great she is
>Guy retreats
This isn't the first time something like this has happened with fatty friends. Are fatties so hopelessly sad that they have to cockblock everyone else or do they actually think that they have equal chance?

>Bonus: Seeing a landplanet I know loudly talking about this guy she's after and seeing the guy in question visibly cringe behind her.

>>13904347

your sister is camwhore on /soc/ and /b/

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>>13894600

>>13904511
tis a sad day indeed

>>13904734

confront her about it

>>13904284

I don't understand guys like that. Attractive but like fat women. Probably just feel secure in knowing that woman is ecstatic to be with them.

>>13893810
>have 2 fat friends, one is 5'10 like 300 one is 6'1 black dude like 400lbs
>300 pounder is strong as fuck just eats horribly
>black dude is just a blob
>I am 5'11 165, wanna lose 15 lbs
>we make a pact to eat right and keep each other accountable for the rest of the year, just to see results
>me and bro post regularly on facebook message about veggies eaten and exercise, becomes fun contest
>black guy never responds except that "I faile today guys I had 3 sausage burritos for breakfast, bbq pork and coleslaw and pie for lunch with coke, and 2 helpings of cheese casserole for dinner with sweet tea"
>can you tell we're from the south?
>tell him to quit that shit
>we spend weekend together
>he apologizes as he eats a third dessert, I've been tellling him the whole time that desserts are the enemy and by not eating them alone he would likely lose weight
>apologizes again, eats another bite
>call him on it, saying he's not sorry and just pathetic
>gets mad and eats a fourth dessert at me
>watch him in disgust the next day as he eats 4 apple pie things from a local fruit vendor I like

I rage so fucking hard at this fucker. I told him I'm never helping him again. He has horrible sleep apnea (sp?), is depressed, and thinks he has no friends yet I try to help him just by encouraging him to eat right, and he just knowingly stuffs himself with shit.

Fuck everyone.

>Be in Korea
>Rarely see fat people
>The only fat people are American or from some other Western country
>Skinny cute Korean girls everywhere

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>>13894719

>>13905014
>Korean tourists visit Northern Ireland
>See cultural shit and then go into towns

I like to sit and watch them rapidly shift between staring at tall people, staring at people with different hair colours than brown, staring at black people, and heckling fat people

>Be at the gym
>Finished with workout, start flexing infront of the hugeass mirror
>'Mirin my 6% bf
>2 girls, one fat as a fatass can be and the other one chubby-fat approach me
>First girl ( ∞ /10 ) said ''Omg Anon you look like you're gonna starve to death, I hope you will realize this before it's 2 late''
>The other girl (8/10 if she loses weight) just stares at my veiny, shredded body, obviously mirin, not speaking anything
>idk why but my beta side kicked in and I just said ''Ok, thanks for your advice''
>They leave, the other girl smiles at me and winks
>They both went to the bench and started eating mini Mars bars
>Fatties gonna fat

> And my beta side thought that cute girl had some chance...

>>13904347
Either she saw it on 4chan and copied it or she drew it and uploaded it on 4chan. Either way your sister visits 4chan. Therefore, >>13904511 is probably true.

>eat mcdonalds and piece of cake
>count calories
>still under daily maintenance
>forever a mind of a fatty

> be losing weight
> I've lost about 50 lbs now
> enormous woman who gabs most of her way through zumba class rather than putting in any effort asks me how I did it
> "I've been watching my calories really carefully and trying to get in at least 45 minutes of exercise every day."

> "Oh you'll gain that all back if you don't cut carbs and grains! That's the best way to lose weight. It's what I do."

> she looks exactly the same as she did when I started going there 8 months ago

>think of nothing but healthy food
>nightmares weekly about consuming mass amounts of candy like pig
>afraid of sugar
>afraid of all food not prepared from scratch
>never hit maintenance due to fear of gaining weight
>mfw

>walk into mcdonalds yesterday to fill up my water bottle
>open door
>literally a fucking like non-midget short obese as fuck mexican just starts walking out as I hold the door for her and she doesn't say thank you or acknowledge my help at all

>>13893938
you 512?

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>>13894058
brofist

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>be out to dinner with a 5'11" asian female friend who's super skinny
>we're at a vietnamese restaurant
>2 female landplanets next to us
>keep shooting me dirty looks
>talking obnoxious loud about how they "need to get rape whistles and are afraid without them"
>mfw I doubt anyone would touch these "women" if even paid to
Are all fat people this delusional?

> Work at a lawfirm
> Boss is a land whale, naturally
> Wants me to walk to nearby grocery store to aquire chocolate bars
> I tell her for 2 its 2.19 (I remembered the price because getting chocolate bars for her is a common occurance)
> She tells me since they are on a deal, I should buy 10
> 2 for 2.19 is a deal in her head because now she can justify getting more
> I return, she gives one to me and another to another co-worker while the rest disapear.

> Same boss later tells a client who comes in, I eat very healthy, the reason I'm so big is because I can hardly move around because of my fake knees.
>mfw her knees were replaced from all the weight wearing them away from being obese in the first place

>>13905537
You might have an eating disorder.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthorexia_nervosa

>>13905435
>8/10 if she lost weight
So depressing every time.

Kinda odd that I've never heard girls talking about that, whereas guys talk about it all the time. Guess they're just less obsessed.

>>13906718
Girls don't like guys who "lift" they like guys to be "fit naturally". Most of them also have no ability to picture a guy 20lbs heavier or thinner.

>>13904284
I wonder if the two fatties ate all that spaghetti you dropped on your way out

>>13907139

No more than men are interested in hearing or thinking about the shit women do to look attractive.

>>13894058
probably has a terminal illness, you should get her to go to the doctors. sudden weightloss isnt that common bro.

>>13894543
they're for men with no self esteem or self worth to get at the end of the night.

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>>13907875

>>13895976
>>13896216
same fag, not funny.

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GUISE GUISE

What if we...GUISE

What if we created a bar and

GUISE

Created a bar for only, GUISE, only for non-fatties

It would be MARVELOUS

>>13908218

Protip: Lots of bars like that exist. They just don't say it explicitly. That's why the bouncers are there.

>>13908218
>open bar for non-fatties
>fatty tries to get in
>denied entry
>sues on the basis of discrimination due to weight
>they have a jew enough lawyer and the judge sides on their side
>bar is closed forever and a landplanet now has cheeseburger money for years

>>13908263

dat brolaw

Federal law doesn't prohibit size discrimination, and very few states do (like Michigan).
If it's not prohibited, you are allowed to discriminate on that basis. It's basically that simple.

Earlier this year some chick in Iowa starting making a stink after she was told she was too fat to dance on a platform in a bar. Iowa didn't outlaw that, so there wasn't shit she could do except make a stink in the media. Which went away after a day.

>>13908263
>sorry we're full
>do you have student id
>do you know what kind of club this is? you might not like the music

etc etc. not hard to say no covertly

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>>13894116
Indeed. In my area of the world, they're not rare though, so my habit is more along the lines of socially engineering them into the more healthy food lanes. :-)

>see younger man in "mobility scooter"
>I'm 24, 6'3", athletic to built (intimidating figure, basically)
>I'll walk with my cart, alongside fatty, start in the carb aisle/soda aisle
>pick up an item or two as I go, so as not to raise suspicion; use cart to block off aisle
>beta fatty male typically doesn't want to get angry at me/ask me to move/make a scene/draw attention to himself, so they just go along with it/take path of least resistance (like they have their whole goddamn lives)
>pace him, stay alongside him, pushing him gradually toward the front/side of the store (where the fruits/vegetables are usually located)
>guide him over to the organic/vegetable aisle, abandon my cart full of shit foods, laugh audibly, and go get a new cart
>continue on my way
>mfw fatty doesn't confront me that first time I go to cut him off with my cart, and I know I'll be able to guide him where I want him to go simply by blocking the path to where he wants to go

You really have to get lucky sometimes to find the kind of person who will is malleable enough that he will let you just push him around like that. Luckily, fatties tend to be the type that are so weak-willed, they won't even step up to keep you from wasting their time at the grocery store.

>>13908263
>their defence is that fatty was 'too drunk'
>a perfectly acceptable reason to deny entry
>with an incredibly broad definition of what 'too drunk' is

that's how clubs are allowed to not let in the sort of people they don't want

>>13908255

I live in Bar Central aka Pacific Beach, San Diego. They let anyone in that isn't too drunk. If there's a line, they might let hot bitches up right away but once the line is moving the fatties get let in everywhere.

Aren't most fatties shamed too much to even go to bars, let alone clubs?

>>13908416
No.

>>13908416
the fat people with shame are the ones who are staying home until they lose more weight.

>>13893938
Oh that's such a wonderfully absurd image; a fatass scooting away on a Rascal

>>13908629
How well put.

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>>13894763
>>13895033

corndog egg is fucking genius though, i would keep my fridge stocked for bulking snacks every day if i had a deep fryer.

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>be at mcd's with some friends (just need something quick)
>see lard in front of us
>friend asks her why she eats here is it made her this way and why she doesnt change diet
>she says that she is eating healthies by having a medium coke and a double instead of triple

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>>13894763

Oh God

>>13908842

Best bulking drink ever

>>13904284
Have you told this story before? I remember reading something exactly the same, except this one has a little more detail.

>>13908764
Thats a scotch egg

>>13908764
what the fucking hell is that?
A fucking fried egg?
Why does murrikans feel the need to deep fry fucking EVERYTHING?

>>13909344
>murrikan
Fucking retard.

>>13909344
Because we can?

>>13909563

I forgot that other countries don't have the advanced technology to deepfry every fucking thing.

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>>13909692
I mean, why not? Can you give any compelling reason not to do it other than "hurr murrikans all fat"? Or is that truly your only objection?

>>13899815
jesus how much would that cost?

>>13909344

SCOTTISH egg
>2012
>not knowing other cultures

>>13909790
>implying they didn't trade the recipe for whiskey with them

>>13909790

*Scotch

>be hitting golf balls at driving range
>go through my bucket and head over to practice green to work on short game
>short fat bastard waddles over with his son
>"where do you get the balls from"
>"go to the pro shop"
>leaves, comes back 5 min later
>"sir, do you have to walk your own clubs all the way over here"
>"uhh, yeah, you do."
>fat bastard sighs and waddles away begrudgingly
>20 mins later no sight of him

The fat fuck couldn't carry his ten pound bag of clubs a mere two hundred feet over to hit some damn golf balls.

>>13894085
she ate raw beef? wtf...

>mother's aunt's weight varies from 120kg to 60kg
>crash diets when she's topping the scales again
>see her gain weight after the diet
>''I dont even eat much''
>all of the family knows she's stuffing her face with peanutbutter sandwiches in the kitchen before coming to the table with two small pieces of knäckebröd
>claims she doesnt know what causes the weightgain

>>13894719
fucking lol

>>13910009
Ha, plebs who don't know about god tier raw beef
> raw filet mignon eating master race

This one is from an old friend of mine from several years back

>Working at grocery store; cash register
>Manager comes up, horrified look on his face
>"Anon, I have some work for you to do"
>"You are not gonna like it"
>My pal walks into the women's bathroom with a hefty amount of cleaning supplies.
>"Anon, its in that stall"
>By dear friend opens the door
>Floor, toilet, walls, tile grout, covered in shit
>Shit, shit everywhere, runny diarrhea, everywhere
>One other thing is there
>A fucking massive pair of torn women's underwear.
>Fat as fatass took massive volcanic shit that tore through underwear and coated half the bathroom in septic fecal matter
>Anon cleans it up; takes three hours

I don't know how he did it to this day.

>>13895033
Oh man.
Last thanksgiving, the guy in charge of the turkey got fryer-happy.

Deep fried oreos. I thought that was excessive. I have no idea what was going through his head.

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>>13910167

>used to be overweight when I was a child
>not trying to balme parents, but they did enable my bad eating habits
>never understood why I was always so fat
>every once in a while I would try exercising
>never got me anywhere
>joined the crew team
>still no weight loss
>eventually learn about calories
>eat the suggested amount of calories for my height and weight
>the pounds just start shredding off like magic

this is why the majority of America is so fat. I took health and phys ed all my life and they never bother explaining about how calories in and out effects the amount weight you gain and lose.
it was so simple it blew my mind, and if us murrikans taught this in our schools we wouldn't be so fat.

I`m just going to leave this here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KZJPHRerU&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMIAwh1LxdU

>if they sponsor the Olympics, they must be good for you!

fat people logic, and she's not even fat

>>13908315
>>13908311
>>13908263
Any business providing a non-essential service or with plenty of competition can deny entry to anyone they like with no legal ramifications.

And once word gets out that you only let in non-fatties, all the shallow people will flock to it. You could make guys show their abs/rolex at the door, if you want.

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http://www.yourefatbecauseyourestupid.com/

>>13909344
That's the food of the UK, dear anon. It's an egg rolled in meat and deep fried.

I'm Murrikan and I've only eaten one plate of those things in my entire life, the only reason being that I have a bunch of Welsh relatives.

>>13893890
Flimsy american door

>>13908764
>mfw Americans clap after calling something the wrong name

>>13894719
if you were in the military you'd probably qualify for some disability pay after those traumatic incidents

>Be a lardass
>Drink a lot of soda
>Seriously a fuckton of soda, never touch water
>Decide one day I should probably stop drinking soda, drink water instead
>Takes some time to adjust to water, but eventually I grow to love it
>Very rapidly start losing weight
>Mention to my fat cousin that I'd lost like 5kg since I stopped inhaling liquid sugar
>She says it was probably just water weight
>over the next six months I lose a further 30kg

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You know what I fucking hate?

Fatties on the stair climber bullshit machine, resting their upper body weight on the front of the machine and hanging onto the rails for dear life, moving at the slowest speed possible for the machine. All the while bitching about how hard it is to the fatty next to them, who's doing the exact same shit.

Fuck.

>>13911234
>bitchy friend in middle school doesn't drink soda for lent and loses 5 lbs
>"Anon, you wouldn't be fat if you didn't drink so much soda."
> tfw I never drank soda.

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>>13911234
>start drinking more water
>She says it was probably just water weight

>>13911381
That is actually how that works, slugger.

>>13908319
>abandon cart full of shitty foods
I laughed audibly at the idea of a buff /fit/izen taking one look at a cart and moonwalking away.

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>>13911509
>>13911509
>>13911509


No... no it fucking isnt you dipshit.

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>>13911509

Drinking more water means you lose water weight?

>>13911595
If you up your water intake and cut out most other beverages, your body will retain less water. That's why if you'd like to look a bit more shredded quickly, you cut out sodium and start drinking a bit more water. Both aid in lowering your water retention.

If you drink a lot more water than your body needs regularly, then your body won't hold onto as much water. This is a miniscule amount, but still.

>>13911381
>>13911509
>>13911595
>>13911611
>>13911631
>>13911656

Guys, guys

I just wanted to share my story of not being fat

I'm sorry I didn't mean to turn this into a debate about water

>>13911690
Welcome to /fit/

>>13910097
called crisp bread brah

>>13894116
They have scooterfats in Germany? Why the fuck do Europeans always talk like they ONLY exist in America?

>>13908319
lol You are an asshole, but I loved your story, it felt like a fucking cartoons. Thanks anon for being an awesome/lulzy human beings

>>13911769
because they're rarespawn here

>>13910668
bookmark'd for future reference

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>be in gym
>finish last set of handstand pushups, my eyes are blood red
>walk out of the east weightlifting room into the main area of the gym and it's pretty much empty except for one fatty
>she sees me and my blood red eyes and just bert stares me
>i glance at her and then quickly look away

Hopefully I didn't scare her off, she's been going pretty regularly.

>be aesthetic
>friend is also aesthetic
>he dates landplanet
>they break up after two weeks
>the reason he gives me is that, "she demanded an eight hour sex marathon and I could not keep up"
>I taste vomit whenever I think about such a travesty
>he remains friends with her
>I'm friendly toward her
>one night she comes onto me
>says she only dated him to get to me
>my beta side begins to try and let her down lightly
>she gets abusive, calls me 'racist' because I "arbitrarily hate fat people"
>alpha mode engaged
>I stand up
>tell her she's a bitch for dumping my friend and no one that weighs as much as her deserves a guy who cares about fitness
>tell her she should be ashamed for not maintaining her body
>basically rip into her
>call her a bitch as I walk out
>three weeks later I hear she has started working out
>three months later I hear that she gave up after a week
>I hear she still has a photo of me on her bedside table
Seriously what the fuck.

>>13899815
How do fatties even afford being this fat? I can't stand to shell out $11 for a movie ticket and then $8 more for those ridiculous conscessions.

>>13912002

how does it make you feel knowing that she uses that picture as fuel for masturbation

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Ok, I have one.
>At eyedoctor to pick up contact lenses
>Park in the parking lot, another car parks next to mine immediately
>Saturn opens the door at full force into my car and barely manages to squeeze out of her car.
>MFW
>Bertstare right in her eyes, waiting for some sort of apology
>Fatty wobbles into the eyedoctor without a word
>Pissed off, I follow her in and confront her in front of the full waiting room of people how she slammed her door into my car and asked her for her insurance information.
>Grunt, whine how she didn't have enough room to get out of her car.
>MFW
>Tell her she should park somewhere else if she's too fat to get out of her car.
>Pay for my contacts and leave.

Make a rare stop at walmart while running errands, I can feel the fat people stories in the air as I enter the parking lot.

>Grab 3 random items and quickly make my way to the self checkout lane
>Line has formed but it seems like the fastest way to get out of walmart asap
>2 circus elephants riding scooters each take the two available kiosks and it looks like they are about to scan their frozen fat-patties and candyburgers
>don't scan their own items, the first humanhippo flags down the walmart employee overseeing the self check out lanes
>the poor walmart kid proceeds to scan and bag all of the first moonbounce's groceries
>meanwhile, the other gigantor stares idly by and holds up the second kiosk, waiting for the walmart boy to give her the same special treatment
>"Self-Checkout Lane"
> the two supernovas roll their fatmobiles out together while they discuss what which "food" items they will annihilate first
>watching in disgust and awe at this amazing spectacle, only think to pull out my phone and video tape this crime against humanity after having my brain scrambled by the sheer fattness of the whole situation
>"Error: Video not recorded. File size too large"

>shopping at Mark's Work Warehouse (translate: Fatty friendly)
>looking for cheap t-shirts my size: 2XL
>Sale rack: Sizes S, M, L, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
>mfw I'm in the median range of fatness.
>Now re-determined to shrink to an XL again before 2013.

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>be me
>be bulking 6 months ago
>buy 4-6 cheeseburgers before workout
>walk past cardio section devouring them and walking extra slowly with the mcdonalds bag in my hands, fat people staring at me
>mfw

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>>13912230
>be me
>sitting on exercise bike warming up, but trying to bulk
>So I eat cookie dough between two twins.

>>13912036
It makes me feel like covering myself in petrol and playing with matches.

The weird part is we were barely even acquaintances and she developed this weird attraction to me. I'm not even all that into girls (n-no homo).

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>>13894337
81 lbs good job son

could use some mussles though

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>>13912080
>>"Error: Video not recorded. File size too large"
This guy.

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I work at Subway and get fat people who come in all the time and have this awful logic.
>footlong steak with ham, pepperoni, and salami
>no veggies besides pickles and hot peppers
>six different sauces
>"Oh and could I get some light mayonnaise too?"

MFW I can't respond with "Oh, watching your weight are you?"

>>13912350
71lbs.
still admirable.

>>13912375
>tfw CCC, flatbread, provolone, lettuce, half the regular mayo, salt+pepper
It's delicious, but I feel mildly silly asking for only half the regular mayo when they offer light mayo. Since I started this diet though I'll probably do spicy mustard instead of any mayo.

If I wasn't going to the gym in 10 mins I could compose a fucking compendium of FPS for you guys.

I work at Tim Horton's.

For those who don't know, it's a Canadian-based cafe/bake shop.

You know the amount of shit I see when working at not only fast food, but fast food that mostly sells donuts/cookies/pastries/etc?

Eurgh.

I do love when fatties ask me what's good here though. The look on their faces when I reply "I'm sorry, I really wouldn't know. I don't eat fast food." is priceless.

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Oh man.
>working at local stadium
>cleaning dishes
>have to run a dolly covered in dishes of food up three floors using the public access ramp
>I do it for dat dere cardio
>one night running up with dishes
>some leftover fries on the top, floating in a bucket of water
>walk by a pair of fatties (I'm towing 60kg of shit and I'm still walking faster than them)
>one of them literally scoops the chips out of the water and eats them
>mfw
>the other one is eating a cheeseburger already
>literally leans over the edge of the stadium as I watch and forces himself to vomit
>I am completely bertstaring them by now
>he shrugs guiltily and says, "I had to make room"
>as I turn to keep walking one of them asks me where the elevator is
>I tell him the climb will do him good
>he shouts at me as I slowly walk away but neither could walk faster than a waddle

>>13912524
>>13912524
>>13912524

Oh, Tim Hortons. Fatties must be lovin' the new superhuge sizes on the beverages.

>>13912524
I worked at a Sam's Club cutting meat, during a period of my life when I wasn't a big fan of meat. People would ask me for recommendations, I'd tell them I don't really eat meat, and they'd be flabbergasted. "isn't that like a priest not believing in god?"

>live on the 6th floor of a 7 story building
>one apartment per floor
>I normally run up stairs
>we have a manual elevator that is broken so you can't summon it to the floor you're on
>people complain about this as they go up the stairs
>I decide to do some snooping
>discover the top floor belongs to a 300lb landwhale who lives on her own
>she rarely leaves the house so she takes the elevator up to the 7th floor and leaves it there
>nobody else goes up there so it stays there inactive for several days at a time
>so every night I start going up there and taking it down to the third floor
>after a few days she starts waddling down the stairs (she literally fills the whole well, wall to wall) to retrieve the elevator
>even though she never uses it
>eventually confront her
>she says she needs it up there in case there is an emergency
>I tell the other residents
>we collectively pay a guy to disable the elevator so the highest it will go is the 5th floor (I don't ever need it)
>the landplanet now has to actually climb the stairs
>she eventually moves out because she has to climb the stairs every few days

>>13912524
I swear, Tim Horton's is like a rendez-vous for fat people.

>stopping in one morning to grab a coffee
>pod of whales in line ahead of me
>each get a huge iced cap, whipped cream and all
>turn down the cashier when he asked if they wanted any pastries
>they were all on diets

>>13912619

Yeah.

I'm a former fat-as-fatass too. I'm also just starting a 6/18 IF. At the risk of sounding conceited, I'm very fucking proud I had the willpower to go from 230 to 150 while working at shop with unlimited free donuts and shit.

The free coffee/espresso does help though. Dat caffeine boost/appetite suppressant.

>>13912619
> I'd tell them I don't really eat meat, and they'd be flabbergasted. "isn't that like a priest not believing in god?"

no it's not at all
so these people are fat AND stupid

>>13912524
>I do love when fatties ask me what's good here though.
The chilli is OK,

>>13912637
>one apartment per floor

You live in a building with only seven apartments? Is this like some high end building in a city?

>>13912728

Haha, sure, if you like sodium out the asshole.

You'd also change your mind real quick about eating any fast food after working at some of these joints and seeing how things are made. You think teens/young adults getting paid minimum wage will go out of their way to meet health and sanitation standards? Nigga, I guarantee you're eating a burger made by some kid who didn't wash his hands after letting lose the brown behemoth in that bathroom.

>>13912721
The particular woman who said this seemed to think I was a vegetarian, rather than just a picky eater. And i guess she thought I meant I have ethical objections to meat.

I probably said something like "They pay me to cut it, not to eat it."

>>13912424
Mayo isn't even bad nutrition wise. 40 calories per tablespoon, no trans or saturated fats, and a good amount of monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fats. I don't understand why people avoid mayo so much. Chips with your sandwich are worse than mayo.

>>13912192
>mfw I'm in the median range of fatness.

Yeah, median for obese people maybe. You're at the extreme max compared to normal people.

>>13912781
>Haha, sure, if you like sodium out the asshole.
I don't eat fast food often, maybe once a month when travelling in a car trip somewhere, but it's one of the few things I'll eat from a fast food restaurant.

>>13912889
depends on the mayo though obviously. not all mayo is 40 calories. the one i have is, im assuming you have the basic miracle whip mayo.


that and maybe a TBSP of mayo was too much. it usually depends on the size of the bread or more times than not personal preference.

i go light on mayo because that glorious 0cal mustard overrides the taste regardless

>>13912967
>miracle whip

Hell fucking no. Miracle Whip is substitute mayo and tastes nothing like actual mayo. I use Hellmann's. My glorious full flavored mayo is low calorie and has good fats. People think badly of mayo because of the obese fucks that overdose on it with every meal.

>>13910439
They taught us this in junior high. In fact, we had to do a project in phys ed where we recorded the calorie content of everything we ate for a week, as well as how much we burned. And this was in Texas. Dunno what's up with your education, lol.

>>13913500
Your so lucky mate, let me greentext to explain.

>be 6, move to new house
>new grade school
>enter my new classroom
>>everyone but me is black or Hispanic, I cant understand what they say
>some how I determine that they are reading The Ugly Duckling, a book I read before kindergarten
>sit down and pretend to pay attention even though I can;t understand the teachers ebonics
>suddenly teacher stops reading and stands up, my new classmates stand up.
>I stand up as well, not understanding what's going on
>teachers leads us into the hall, down some steps, to a large room
>Gym is inscribed on the doors
>I'm excited now, I love gym
>walk in, sit down, gym teacher no where in sight
>suddenly black Jupiter appears, slowly pushing a tv on a stand
>confused.jpg
>I don't understand then I think, maybe we are going to watch a video on how to play a sport or something.
>nope.jpg
>Black Jupiter mumbles in ebonics "What yall wanna watch, Goosebumps or some shit.
>wtf.jpg
>class shouts goosebumps
>teacher mumbles some more and puts in vhs and we watch goosebumps all day.

tl;dr I watched goosebumps everyday for every single gym class until highschool. Every Fucking day. I hate fat people

>>13913158
i use both. i dont really care, cant tell a difference so it doesnt matter to me

since im cutting i just prefer whichever has less calories

>>13913500
NY here. The only time I heard the world calorie was in science class. Health was all about sex ed. and food pyramids.

>>13913837
Fuck, that's pretty much criminal..

>>13913902
And those fucking pyramids put Wonder-Bread as the thing you should eat the most.
>NYC here

Here's one that made me feel like I make a difference in the world:
>Working out hard, losing weight, getting stronger errday.
>Fiance's parents are borderline morbidly obese.
>Fiance's mom notices how I've changed myself
>Asks how I did it and literally asks me questions about how to lose weight almost everyday
>Basically read the sticky to her
>Today I got a hug and a thank you because she had lost 5lbs and was keeping it up to lose more.

Well /fit/, we've saved another one.

>>13910668

Holy shit, I love this site.

>>13893950
They don't want to be pressured to eating healthy huh? Well they're not pressured to eating healthy by reading it, are they? It is their consciousness that reminds them they are doing something unhealthy? So who's to blame? I'd thank OP's acquaintance for reminding me I'm better than fastfood.

>>13895033

omg. omgomgomgomg
must have

>>13894763
>This is why you're fat
Being European, I am shocked by this abomination. Do people actually eat this? It's like they made an effort to make it as unhealthy and as disgusting as they could.

>>13904284
AW LAWD!
I lol'd and cringe at the same time, this is fucked up brah.
How did it end? Did you talk with your bro?

>>13895033

ohhhhhhh my god. i need that

>>13910603
Watched until 1:40, couldn't carry on. Nobody is to blame except for these fatties THEMSELVES. YOU make the choice for going to fastfood chains and YOU made it. Don't fucking come about "but it's cheap so I'm being tricked into buying it wahwahwah" DROP DEAD. You are a human being, at least capable of the minimum of critical thought, so don't fucking blame it on the price/advertising/whatever
FUCK

>>13915141
that's pretty much accurate

>>13912531
>FORCE HIMSELF TO VOMIT
ALL MY WATS. Is he a fucking roman? He is having a fucking food orgy.

>>13912773
not the poster, but it is rather common in Europe.

>>13915259
>>13915259
>minimum critical thought

not when 80% of bloodflow is going towards keeping adipose tissue alive

>>13915357
So... they can't be blamed because they're to fat too make a responsible decision?

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http://fatasfatass.tumblr.com/

whoever you are, my sides are forever obliterated.

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>>13915581
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/fit/53073/fit-rage-fat-people-sto
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>>13910439
This. So much this. Education would pretty much stop the obesity epidemic dead. Just think of a land in which everyone understood what a calorie was, and roughly how many of them there are in basic foodstuffs, and how many of them they should be eating.

In fact, why in hell isn't this shit on the curriculum? Obesity, particularly in the USA, is I'll wager a more pressing issue than STIs, and we all learned about sexual health at school, unless you go to some retarded Christian abstinence only bollocks school, in which case you have my pity.

>>13915703
first day on /fit/?

More fps people!
>be with fatass friend
>talks about how she does a lot of av workouts to target fatloss in that area.
>Stupid bitch doesn't know you can't target fatloss.
>Stupid bitch needs to lose weight all over, not just her abdominal area.
>Stupid bitch needs to read sticky and start cutting.

>>13915141
no. it's like how people make really bizarre porn. nobody actually does it. it's like porn for starving aficans

>>13908392

Germanfag reporting in. Here you can deny anyone entry or service, seeing as we're not a communist dictatorship...

Matter of fact, many clubs don't allow niggers and Arabs in because of a higher likelihood of drugs/violence, giving that explanation. No consequences other than some bad press every now and then...

>>13916589
>Story about a club excluding arabs and niggers runs in paper
>anon calls this bad press
Keep on truckin', 4chan.

>>13916589
huh, and here I thought Germany has completely turned into a bunch of scared politically correct pussies.
I guess not everything is lost

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>be in gym free weight section
>usually only people who actually lift and curlbros
>suddenly my nostrils are molested by the smell of yeasty vag
>my friend on the BP has to stop repping
>turn around see saturn and titan walk to the 25 pound dumbells
>saturn lifts one rep titan takes a picture and vice versa
>both then move to the massage chairs where they stayed until I left
>mfw

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>>13910439
are you me?