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>lmao i feel bad for any guy that has followed this advice.
bitches are seriously fucking retarded liars.

A more appropriate title would be
Boys because a best friend when they:

>>10953743
become
>inb4 lmao typo!!!11!

girls become a woman when they
1. swallow

Did someone really make this, like, seriously? Not for trolling?

it's like a list of beta traits. nobody does that shit, but I guess that's why the wish their boyfriends did once in a while.

>>10953807

I don't get it. Did she cheat or something?

>>10953825
Could a man ever get away with saying that?

>>10953807
i guess he's pointing out the hypocrisy of the fact that any man saying that would get shit thrown at him
"I'd kill my woman if she cheated"
can you imagine?

>>10953845
Andy Dufresne couldn't

All I want in a girl is to cook and clean so I have more time to sex, work out, and do my own thing.

>that feel when you just want a girlfriend so you can be her bitch where you'll be so nice to her and surprise her and be romantic

also if she fucks up and feels bad i'd hold her and hug her and tell her that it's alright.

>1. I will follow you if you need me to go with you. I expect you to follow me where I need to go. Neither of us can 'get' the other person do it the following just to see if you can.
>2. Why would anyone do this? If you hung up, conversation was either over or you were being a bitch. My manhood does not ride on how much I get walked over.
>3. If you punched me in anger, I dont care how much it hurt or didnt hurt, fuck you, ill talk to you (maybe) tomorrow
>4. Again, I am not a doormat to be walked over. Then again, I make sure you don't have to nag me in the first place because I'm not a piece of shit that has to be asked to do everything. So if you are nagging me, you shouldnt be, so fuck you.
>5. No qualms. Some are pretty funny or good.
>6. No qualms. You have a vagina and you cant help youself.
>7. No qualms. I wouldn't be with you if you watched anything I really couldn't stand.
>8. Implying I'd give up a night I look forward to all week just because you are having a estrogen-fueled bitchfit for some random and probably over reactive reason JUST as I'm getting ready to leave.
>9. We all have GPS. This is not relevant.
>10. Male or female, you aren't an adult until you can do this.

>pass on booze night just to listen to your rantings

>>10953826

My boyfriend never pays for dinner. I have way more money than he does. I also drive.

He does have better liftstats than me, though.

They all be someone reasonable if you're not some overly emotional stress head.

But 8 is just a no.
>Get moaned at for wanting to hang with bros
>Have to stay in and actually listen, even though you didn't go

>>10953857

Oh come one, lots of actual feminists argue for those things, it's only the crazy ones that recompense for previous things done by men

>>10953868
>mfw I am in this exact situation with my gf

>>10953896

want*

>>10953929
wtf..what kind of person is afraid of going to the movies alone? I'm not even single and I do this..

>>10953889
alpha as fuck

>>10953929

So this thread is now a gross generalisation pic thread? Cool. It wasn't /r9k/ enough here anyway.

>punch someone
>expect them to hug you

No, expect to be punched right in the fucking nose.

I don't give a shit if you're a 25 year old man, a 12 year old boy, Barack Obama, or a 27 year old woman, if you punch me, I will punch you back, and I will not stop untill you are unconcious or otherwise incapable of fighting anymore.

>>10953948
Are you fucking retarded?

She's saying she's fine with being single until a movie comes out because she doesn't have someone to pay for her ticket.

Learn to read you stupid asshole.

>>10953948
You're apparently retarded, but half of 4chan is asbergers/autist so it's fine

She's a vapid whore who wants to use a guy to pay for her movie ticket

>>10953948
she is to cheap to pay for the ticket you tard

>>10953889
I can't find a recording of this actual conversation anywhere.

Which is a shame, because I was fucking listening when it happened

Man, if I was a chick and all I had to do was clean, cook and care for my partner in exchange for a nice house, safety and gifts now and again I wouldn't complain at all.

>>10953945
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;"(

i mean i'd definitely be happy to do most of those things but only to a genuine kind female who occasionally isnt in a great mood. not to any kind of girl who would make or promote a list like that

definitely came from some overly self entitled bitch who thinks she doesnt have to do shit and the guy needs to always take care of her

>>10953945

I ...

I just can not think of a way to express my feelings after reading that.

>>10953963
Damn, talk about a butthurt neckbeard. A lot of the shit in this thread is crazy stuff women say, but that image is pretty much some fat beta who doesn't want to work out, go to college, get a career, or anything that doesn't involve WoW and expects women to actually find him appealing.

>>10953945
I really really hope this isn't true

but it probably is

>>10954038
>cools story bro
that meme needs a comeback because you people are gullible as fuck

>>10954049

wut, probably because they weren't allowed to do any kind of research or any scientific things for centuries

>>10954058
that particular story is probably not true but I'm sure it's happened many many times to people

>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY
>NOT BEING GAY

>>10954055
Overacing point is
Woman: No matter how ugly, poor, whatever, someone WILL settle for you and you'll have legal leverage
Man: Out of luck

There is nothing in this image but cold, hard facts.

>>10954055
I don't think that person believes he's entitled to not do those things, he's frustrated that women are. or at least, he's frustrated with the double-standard that exists for most of those situations.

>>10954049

Is this guy retarded? As far as I remember my history education (school through to (UK) A Level) it was a nice round 50% of good shit to 50% bad shit. Does this dumb motherfucker really believe that we don't ever circlejerk over the good stuff in history, or is he just failing at strawman?

>>10954070

is this shit real?

>>10953728
>high school history teacher used to be a psychologist
>used to have to occasionally to psyc evaluattions for the court, parole and such
>he said his most interesting case was when he had a man who he was interviewing and he asked "what are you in prison for"
>"Well, my wife got herself shot by me"

i idolize that man

>>10954060

Um...

>>10954080
oh believe me I wish I was

unfortunately nothing kills my boner faster than males

If there were a pill you could take to become gay, I'd probably take it

>>10954086
1st, that image is obviously shooped and was written by some fucktard 15 year old, posted with a picture of an old man to provide wisdom of years.
2nd, I agree. It's creating a non-existant injustice and then complaining about.

stuff like that pisses me off because there's so much stuff actually worth complaining about and we end up looking retarded

>>10954083
>20 year old statistics
>2012

>>10954133
Guess who's lobbying has made it impossible to get new statistics?

I'll give you a hint, it starts with "fem" and ends with "inists"

>>10954169
You know that's a troll post, right?

Obviously it's probably happened a few times, but still

>>10954169
all of my rage

>>10954169
I actually went to this forum to check out if I could find this message.. I'm glad almost every response is telling this post to fuck off.

>>10954220
except you will never be in a war and you are privileged, faggot.

>>10954209
i lol everytime at that

>>10954206

What a cunt.

>>10954209
Hahaha, I like this one

>>10953945
>>10953945
the fuck is peeling onions up in here

>>10954265

Respond to anger over gross generalisation with gross generalisation
Mfw.

is that a dude? 0.o

>>10954324
Yeah, his sexist wife made him go or no sex for him that night.

o HEY this thread
THIS JUST IN
some women are cunts
some men are cunts

for the love of god go back to talking about lifting and stop doing your best /r9k/ impression

>>10954285
I hate fucking C.

Everytime some bitch is wearing short shorts..or those daisy dukes or whatever the fuck they call them these days I always seem them try to yank the shorts down.

Bitch they aren't going to grow because you try to pull them down!

bitches hate maths

>>10954360
this.

fucking most inexplicable phenomenon ever

>>10954324

its not fair to call him a man anymore. motherfuckin troll to the ninth degree

>>10954347
>implying this thread isn't focusing on the distinct ways women are cunts
make a man-hate thread if you want. everyone should vent.

>>10954391

see, weirdly enough, I know guys who pretty much embody a male version of every story on here and I could counter every fucking argument

but I came here to get inspiration for my lift and once again bummed out that /fit/ is becoming a lesser board

>>10954426

don't let feminism let you down, use it as fuel and laugh at these dirt bags as they undo civilization as a whole.

you've got the tools for civilization, not a single one of those boys or girls alike do.

>>10954426
tell me about your friend that automatically gets child custody because of his gender? i'd like to hear about him

>>10954464

that is the most uplifting post I've read all day. I'm gonna go fight a bear now.

>also the women's right activist is way hotter than the feminist

Punching your partner is domestic violence.

If a girl ever lays a finger on me, our relationship is over.

>>10954209
Oh god, I love that picture.

>>10954490

keep it within reality though mate. keep at the lifting.

>girl says to me that some random guy slapped her ass when she was walking home alone in the shady part of town at 3am with nobody around anywhere
>ask her why she was walking home alone through the shady part of town at 3am, say she was lucky she only got her ass slapped instead of raped
>FUCK YOU, THAT'S DISGUTING IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS NEARLY RAPED
>wat

This conversation happened a week ago. I do not plan on ever talking to this woman again.

This is one of my favourite images ever

>>10954559

what's that website again?

>>10954467

I know couple of guys who frequently weasel out of child care payments

I also know a hell of a lot of guys who walked out on their kids and wouldn't want custody

>which tea should I drink

>>10953728

>hug you when you punch him

That's a funny way to spell slap-a-bitch.

>post shit on facebook so all your friends can see
>say you don't want to talk about it

WOMEN LOGIC!

Protip: Facebook is not your fucking diary

>>10954608
hahahhaa this is awesome

>>10954641
I want to friend this man.

>>10954556

Dude, it's quite funny you posted that because that's actually a pretty straightforward argument. Rape isn't to do with sex, it's power. The idea that rape is just something that comes from men being a bit horny and hot women being near is basically a myth.
Your pic is fallacious because the security preventions will actually STOP the burglaries from happening or decrease their likelihood (either by deterrent but more importantly because they literally disable the ability to steal the goods), while a rapist is gonna rape if he gonna rape.

>>10954587
saved

>>10954656
>Rape isn't to do with sex, it's power. The idea that rape is just something that comes from men being a bit horny and hot women being near is basically a myth.
No. That's a large part of it, but it's nowhere near that black and white.

>>10954608
>skylon 4

Oh lawd /fit/ why are all of you women haters?

Women shouldn't go to war or be in the army simply because they bear children. If we send our women, our population will be highly affected.

Take not that a single man can impregnate a hundred women and bear a hundred children in about 9 months time. A single woman can only bear one child every 9 months.

tl,dr Life is about Killing fellow men and fucking bitches. Come on, this is why we lift.

You guys spend way too much time on /fit/. Women want a guy who will do the things in OP's pic for them. They gravitate more towards the assholes because they seem to hold their own in general, but once they're with the guy, they want the qualities in OP's pics. Been with my girl for 6 years and I do everything in OP's pic. She only cheated twice in the past but that was because of some shit we were going through.

>>10954656

I want to know the last time anyone over ~60 was raped. It is very much about sex.

>>10954684

But we agree that it's more complicated than a woman wearing a small skirt? And that not wearing the skirt does not actually do anything by way of prevention of rape?

>>10954705
10/10

>>10954706

Dude come on.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/why-do-young-men-rape-elderly-women-and-why-does-nobody-care
-a-special-report-by-linda-grant-on-a-shocking-crime-which-it-seems-we-all-prefer-to-ignore-1408839.
html

>>10954656
>Rape isn't to do with sex, it's power.

Nope.

The only situation where rape has NOTHING to do with sex is in prison. In prison, a man will rape another man as the ultimate act of violence - it will not only harm a man physically, but it will also establish the rapist as a powerful man, giving him hierarchy over the other prisoners. In prison, a man will rape another man in order to not be raped himself.

In the outside world, however, it's not that clear-cut. Rapists tend to get off on their feeling of power - but the point here is that they're still doing it to get off. They are sexually satisfied by raping, and are often more likely to go rape someone they find attractive.

To say "Hurr rape isn't about sex" is just fucking stupid.

>>10954707
>But we agree that it's more complicated than a woman wearing a small skirt?
Yes.
>And that not wearing the skirt does not actually do anything by way of prevention of rape?
No, dumbass. While there are many other factors at work these things still play a significant role.

>>10954722

>ignore years of peer-reviewed scientific evidence
>NOO I KNO BETTER HURR

>>10954738

Okay, so girls should make sure not to wear anything small- which is fashionable- and wear sacks and burkhas and old lady cardigans instead.

mfw when women wearing sacks and burkhas and old lady cardigans still get raped

so why are you focusing on the chick's skirt and not the GOD DAMN RAPIST

>>10954705
>only cheated twice in the past
Why the fuck are you with that bitch?

>>10954718

I dunno if I should read that story. What's it about?

>>10954754
So you're just going to completely ignore the "it's one factor of a bigger picture" thing and go straight to extreme examples that show nothing substantial. Cool.

Hey guys, apparently not raping someone is the same as raping them.

Does this mean I should just murder bitches? I mean, if not raping = raping, then surely not murdering will still get me the same punishment as actually murdering them?

How is this related to health & fitness?

Nice misogynistic bullshit guys. If you hate women so much why don't you just turn gay? Oh wait because you can't. Looks like you're stuck with us. Btw all of this hate you guys are posting just makes me want to be a whore.

>>10954783

>implying rape isn't health related

>>10954783
>implying rape isn't fitness related.

>>10954705
>cheated twice
>stay with her anyway

Stay beta, man

>>10954780
why is the 11 hours ago boxed? is that important or something?

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I want to bury a hatchet in an ax wound

>>10954797
woman logic

menarebetterthanwomen.com

>>10954780
It's always rape, silly.

Not really news to me. I treat my gf like a princess and she is a total bitch. While my other girl is so nice to me, I think deep down she enjoys my huge ego and abusive behavior.

>>10954777

I have no doubt that some guys see a short skirt and think 'imma rape that woman because I can see her thighs and they're turning me on and I am a scumbag', but I also have no doubt that some guys think 'I am horny and that shape is a woman', 'I am angry and that shape has an orifice', 'little old ladies is my secret power-kink' etc.

If you tell a young girl who was raped that she shouldn't have worn that skirt (and how many fucking girls wear short skirts for fuck's sake) you might as well tell every woman to just stay indoors. You know. For prevention. They were kinda asking for it. Leaving the house is just like leaving your car unlocked with a big sign saying 'PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO MY CAR'.

>>10954705
It should be
>6 years ago she cheated on me once and I dumped that bitch and fucked her friends

relax guys, don't let the feminazis fill you with hate.
Plenty of beautiful and smart girls out there.
feminists will end up lonely and will realize the error of their ways, in the meantime you will raise your happy families.
It's cool.
Go lift a weight

>bitch says she wants to break up
>you break up
>OMG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

What, was he supposed to rape her and say "you're not going anywhere cunt" or something?

>>10954845
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO RESIZE THIS FUCKING IMAGE YOU CUNT.

>>10954780
>hfw the female cops on staff call her on her bullshit drop all charges on the guy and asks him if he wants to press charges on her

>>10954656
This dude is correct. Old women get raped during burglaries quite often, actually. Also, male-rapists (the guys who rape other guys) almost always identify themselves as straight, not gay.

Source: My girlfriend is a qualified social worker specialising in rape. She has training in rape counselling and psychology and swallows without me asking.

>post picture of yourself clearly fishing for compliments
>get pissed when you get compliments

women logic

>>10954859
Ah, Facebook. It's almost as big a gold mine as youtube for screencaps.

>>10954859

>peace of meat

>>10954805
>>10954831
We love eachother and that's all that really matters. Like you faggots can even begin to fathom what love is.

>>10954831

replace 6 with 2, and that's me. Yeah buddeh! :D

>>10954867
dude what

i was uploading this picture

I've never even seen that in my life

>>10954882
what is it with this notion that love is something complicated? it bugs me to no end

>>10954873
OMG I WANT TO STRANGLR A FUCKING BABY!

>>10954884
brofist
>>10954882
I have a woman that I love. She is loyal (or at least really fucking clever about it)
Not that you would know what loyalty is

>>10954859

I'm ranting about victim-blaming in this thread at the moment, but a brief interlude: that girl is a fucking retard. I don't post pictures of myself in my underwear. She was asking for compliments and she got some. She could have said 'ah I see the error of my ways because this is actually making me feel uncomfortable so I'll take this down' but she didn't.

Counterpoint: why'd you have to call it 'woman logic'? I call it 'that girl is a twat'. One of the commenters is female. Why you gots to generalise so hard?

>>10954882
keep believing that she is not fucking some other dude

>>10954873
OMG I WANT TO STRANGLE A FUCKING BABY!

ITT:...
.
.
.
.
awesome guys that are cool

>>10954892

that's happened to me before, and not just on 4chan.


weird internet mysteries.

>>10954896
Love is essentially summed up in OP's pic. Listen to your woman, bro. You'll transcend this primitive alpha/beta mindset and live in bliss with your beloved.... if you have one that is.

>>10954859
Actually that string of compliments is pretty goddamned creepy and pathetic.

>>10954892
i like the first one more.
but yeah that's happened to me recently, weird

>>10954920
I'll tell you what it isn't. Cheating on your boyfriend twice (high probability of more)

>>10954920
I do have someone. and we don't treat each other like that..it would be a statement of complete disrespect and disregard for someone to treat them like that.
I'm glad you're happy though

Hey /fit/.
/fit/, hey.
This is you.

>>10954859
>2012
>double standards
costanza.png

>>10954360
can't say if this is true for every girl (or every lenght of shorts), but I sometimes do that because as I walk the shorts move up, ending up to be as short as panties

Herp.

>>10954945
well cut it out or i'll rape you lol

>>10954940
only thing that would have made that better would have been if he ended with "and please stay safe, Ok?"

>>10954944
Nope just a creepy dork and a creepy landwhale hitting on her then proceeding to hit on each other while talking about her.
Fairly pathetic.

>>10954927
Cheating is just a cry for attention. It's not the worst thing in the world. Like I said, things were rough. Her behavior was justified.

>>10954939
Things could be so much better if you start surprising her with cute things, e.g. surprising her at work with flowers, making her a mixed cd with her favorite songs, etc...

More rape fun.

I demand you all stop this thread right now or I'll end up implanting a penis in my vag :'( I fucking hate women

>>10954956

good jerb perpetuating a myth there bro

>>10954973

>>10954973
so you are blaming yourself for her cheating on you??

>>10954956
This is fucking retarded.

>>10954989

>>10954940
name is Whitley Knight...not sure if srs

>>10954973
lol wtf nigger I DO those things. What I and she don't do is act like children, hitting, hanging up and running away from arguments. We both find that shit intolerable.

>>10954974

There is no hope for you. You should go kill yourself.
Alternatively, we can arrange for you to be raped, then have a lengthy period of rehabilitation until you feel brave enough to talk about it, then force you to view derpists on the internet taking a dump on your self-respect and honesty because they've heard that sometimes men get framed for rape, which obviously means that every time a woman says she was raped she was framing a man for it. Do you think you can fit that in your schedule between scratching your balls and not washing your neckbeard?

>>10954989
Yes, I was the one who fucked up. It was her way of allowing me to see where I was fucking up. It changed things for the better so I'm honestly glad she did it.

>>10955012
>spoiler: check all the names

>>10954014
>>10954014
>>10954014
>>10954014
>>10954014
this

>>10955017
>projecting
lol

>>10955014
beta-pussy detected.

>>10955017

>>10954973
Cheating is not a cry for attention, it is cheating. Justify it however you want, you are clearly the bitch in this relationship. A mixed cd? A MIXED CD?
You watch too many fucking movies. Surprising someone doesn't mean becoming some twisted fucking beta creature to get her attention.
The fact that you can see any reason for cheating excusable is sickening to me. She is walking on you brah
if troll 4/10

>>10954973
>she cheated on me
>she actively sought out a guy to stick his penis in her vagine
>somehow this is my fault

Are you retarded?

Did you go out there and fuck some random whore?

"no"? Then you should have fucking ended it.

The ONLY reason a woman is ever justified for cheating on a man is if he already cheated on her, and she KNOWS it (not "think")

If she wanted to go fuck other dudes she shouldn't have been dating you, even if you were fighting.

Oh, and now that she's KNOWS you're a little bitch, she's just going to cheat on you more. And you deserve it, you fucking weak faggot.

ITT: Single men.

Are you knuckle draggers mad that women are graduating from college at a higher rate than men?

Pretty soon, having a female boss will be the norm. We're more level headed and ambitious than you kidults.

Love, a proud woman.

>>10955030
?

>>10955046
I lold.

>>10955046
C-c-c-c-c-c-cooooool story, bro.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-lau
nched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

>>10955046
don't bother looking into why women are graduating more. no, don't do that.

>>10955046
>graduating from college

Women's studies, Liberal Arts, Arts, and all the other shit you do are not real degrees.

>>10955046
C'mon sister, let's go back to the kitchen while I explain to you how dumb it is to reply to a thread you have not read.

>>10955040
This is exactly what I mean. It isn't about her or I being the "bitch." We are on common ground in every aspect; she respects me as much as I respect her and compromises are always reached. We rarely ever argue and tend to solve issues through logical discussion. Again, spend less time on /fit/ and more time with the woman you love.

>>10955046

Look sister. Do NOT fuck up what I've been doing in this thread re: equality by acting like the dumbfuck they want you to be. Jesus Christ some people are so fucking stupid I want to break them in half.

>>10955083
You may see it as a common ground, but she is obviously smarter than you if she pulled that shit and got away with it

>>10954979
you must be so edgy

I assume the beta guy is trolling. No one who cares for themselves in any way (he is on /fit/, that alone shows he doesn't want to be a piece of shit his whole life) would be able to live that kind of life.

Or am I underestimating you, 4chan?

what
the
fuck

>>10955019
is this how she explained it all to you? then she is a really good liar and a manipulative bitch and you are a dumb fuck

>>10955097
That was then. A lot has changed.

Women to other women
>OMG I LOVE U BFF!
>friends for a week/day
Men to other men
>Fuck your ugly face man
>fuck you faggot!
>bros for life

>>10955131
How were you fucking up? Did you fuck one of her friends because she didn't iron your polo?

>>10955103
Not particularly, I just had a father raise me in a boyish way and now I get upset about my gender

>>10955147

That feel when insult my female friends every day

That feel when we're bffs for fucking life

That feel when you don't know any sensible women do you?

this thread makes me sad for what fit has become. these threads used to be for r9k, and this board actually used to be somewhat interesting and funny.

RIP Zyzz, RIP Tiny.

>>10955182
RIP Zyzz, RIP tony

>>10955127
Lol.

>>10955177

>/fit/
>friends

nice try aspie

>>10955177
Well, you are a girl on /fit/ after all. That only certifies you as a shut-in wallflower type, which also qualifies you for finding another wallflower type to have a lasting bond with.

That's great and all, but this thread is about normal women and girls.
And as far as I can tell, it is hugely prevalent for female "bff" relationships to dissipate within a year.

>>10955162
I was really busy working towards my MBA so I didn't really have time for her. We would see each other once a week or so. She started feeling lonely and ended up fucking 2 other guys (don't care to know who they were) and that's when I realized she means more to me than school. Started fucking up afterward to spend more time with her but I still got my degree and I'm making enough to support us now.

>>10955193

sure is projecting in here

>>10955201
Seriously?
You're ok with that?
Have a healthy marriage brah

>>10955012
clearly did not read the other names
>McGirlyson-Mc Girly son
>Broseph
>Berdnek-beard neck

>Assuming half of the poster in this thread are under 6'
>talking about women as if they get any play
>laughingsluts.png

>>10954973
I hope you're trolling. If not you're the biggest beta I've ever seen.

>>10955104
No appeal, no nothing? What the hell?

>>10955201

>Working on MBA
>Bitch too selfish to understand
>Fucks other dudes
>Dude thinks it's his fault even though he's working on making himself better and more successful for both himself and her

Sure is betafag in here...

>>10955177
I'm black and I call all of my female friends either bitch, hoe, or nigga.

>if a white bitch calls me nigga she gets smacked stylllll

>>10955199

mfw I like /fit/ because I like motivation threads, I like pictures of hot women and I like reading and giving advice, which I do by day with my friends and by night with /fit/izens

>>10955236
>believing everything you hear on the internet
>2k12

The reason why women seem to get away with a lot of this shit is because men know that women like to and need to bitch about shit.
So we let them and only put our foot down when they start believing their own bullshit and it gets out of hand. But mostly when it interferes with the acquisition of pussy money or food.
Then it's time to strip the bitch naked fuck her raw and tell her to go make something to eat or go across her face.
But somewhere along the line men began to listen to everything women said and take it as truth. They also see them as equal not in the eyes of the law but in thought.
That is a fucking lie and belief in said lie is why so many men are having trouble understanding what's wrong.
Many women think that and are taught to hate themselves by women and men are taught to hate them for being women not accept them as they are.

Whatever. I just want my dick sucked properly to spend an hour or so taking out some frustration on and bust a much needed nut in some tight wet contracting pussy and to enjoy a sammich while I cuddle with a soft sweet smelling filly and fondle her tits while watching the idiot box.

Would rather be a celibate hermit then have to deal with this shit.

>>10955163
what things do you enjoy in life

>>10955245
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. IRL the guy would be appealing the shit out of her. Also, ignoring alibi and not questioning integrity of friend-witness. Seems unlikely.

>>10955199
Not the original girl, but the same goes for the men in here.

I wonder why you all care about those "normal" girls, after this thread it's obvious no one likes them. Go gay or starting paying attention to the "wallflower" girls.

>>10955241
>actually white
>skinny as fuark
>experiences painful rejections from even approaching women
Kay, brah...

>>10954956
What about date rape or drugging?
And the rape they refer to doesn't happen really often. It's often someone the girl/guy already knows

>>10955266
Exactly. That, and eye witness testimonies alone don't really mean shit in court since they're unreliable as fuck.

>>10955274
> after this thread it's obvious no one likes them
What? How? All I can see in this thread are more reasons to not stick it in the crazy and find a normal girl. I don't want porn star, I just want my girl not to be crazy (manipulative, over-emotional, delusional (fat-accepting) or violent). Sometimes I think it's too much to ask.

>>10954656
>while a rapist is gonna rape if he gonna rape.
What? A thief is gonna steal if he's gonna steal, it's the same fucking thing - And the thief probably actually needs the money.

>>10955306

>Normal
>Girl

Best fucking joke I've heard all day anon.

>>10955261
I enjoy being alone, since I'm no longer allowed to have male friends if I don't plan on fucking them. Not that I don't want to fuck them, but when that relationship-ish thing gets going and they realize I'm really like that ("sexist" or whatever) they go away, and I understand that.

I have a couple of female friends, we don't agree on many things but it's ok as long as we have mutual respect.

>>10955274
But where does one find this breed?

Every appealing girl I find has a long term relationship.

>>10955274

You're too busy cutting yourselves.

Besides, it is no secret that men value women mostly for their sexiness. That is why this thread exists. In fact, you could probably summarize a "man hate thread" in a few short sentences:
>Are superficial (like women)
>like sex

And there you go.

>2012
>Acknowledging women by discussing the stupid shit they do and say

Just sit there and smile like I do, eventually you'll go crazy and won't have to deal with this shit anymore

>>10955306
I was referring to the guy who said the crazy girls are the normal ones.

>>10955338
Wrong. Although it is a given I do not want fat as fatass, I simply refuse to date someone who is fucking retarded or impractical to be with

>be black
>fucking white women all day erry day
>silly white bf or hubbies have no idea
>mfw they will probably raise my kid
>mfw feminism is awesome

>>10955323
> Sometimes I think it's too much to ask.
yeah, I still have hopes in me. But from the talks that go on here (and /b/, and pretty much over the internet), there are no normal girls. Only normal females are woman after 30, 35 that have had many mileage of cock run through them and finally realize that bad boys don't make good life partners. I know this comes irrational, especially in woman fallacy thread, but I sometimes feel that my only way to get to the normal women is to wait for them to become seasoned second hand goods.

>>10955308

No it's fucking not. Did you not read my post? Security at the house means that the thief may literally NOT BE ABLE TO STEAL because the security will stop him. Not saying protective measures always stop thieves- of course sometimes they don't, for whatever reason- but that is why they are there. Not wearing a skirt does not stop a rapist from raping if he wants to rape. That's why the original post was a dumb argument and fallacious.

The only thing comparable to security measures is if the advice was that she wore a chastity belt, thus completely disabling the ability for the rapist to rape.

>>10955338
What I meant is that everyone on 4chan is a bit of an aspie, sir. So, if you men aren't cutting themselves but are reasonable enough not to take women's shit, our aspie-girl breed in here mustn't be cutting themselves as well.

>>10955368
Security or not, crackheads still get stereos from bait cars

>>10955345
my bad, didn't read the thread and your post seemed `wrong`. Continue living awesome.

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>>10955367
I certainly know this feel

>>10955390
/fit/ - SS and betas

>>10955379

Lo and behold, someone posts the retarded comment I was really hoping no one would post because it has no relevance to the analogy

>That feel when I'm perfectly fine with and am able to enjoy making meals, cleaning, etc for my boyfriend, would rather eat someplace inexpensive than go to a high end place and order surf n turf, and all I really want for valentine's is a couple packs of fundip because fundip is fucking delicious, while other girls/friends/family insist on him taking me out to eat every day, buy me a diamond necklace, and pay for everything because 'that's what a gentleman does/that's what guys are good for'...
Is it so bad to just want to cuddle and eat fundip?!

>>10955367

no need to settle with those cunt rags. don't lower yourself to that level mate, just keep your own set of standards at hand, don't give a fuck, and lay the women. they are horny as a dog anyways

>>10955402
I didn't read your post, I read something about security making people not steal
>THENISAIDYOUAREWRONG!

>>10955328
so you have nobody to hang around with
do you smoke?

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>>10955420

I said security often stops people from being able to steal, or at least the intention is to stop them, i.e. it wants to physically remove their ability to do it regardless of their intent.

A woman deciding not to wear a skirt is not this.

Women never know what they want, their vaginas and brains aren't linked whatsoever
>meet girl at party
>walk her home
>"you know I'm not having sex with you right?"
>lol ok
>10 minutes later, back at her apartment making out
>take her to pound town
>next day, "last night was fun, but I'm done having fuck buddies"
>tell her she might as well delete my number then
>get texts from her the next weekend
>go over and smash her again
>next day
>"so do you want to start hooking up during the week"
>women

>>10955407
Fundip is amazing.

>Seriously hope you save the red part for last.

>>10955437
I said I didn't read your post. I'm not the dude you were arguing with

>>10955375
this is still a lifter board, 99% male and full of guys who are actually jacked and the fags that are chasing it

why a girl would be in here is a curiosity

>>10955424
I don't mind it, but I don't smoke

>>10955368
Second. I side with women on this one (however I do think that a lot of rape reports are false accusations).

That being said, I must call women out on the safety fallacy. Yeah, it isn't your fault that you were raped in some dark alley at 3am on your way from the club. Alone. But the fact is if guy went there, you would say he is 'asking for the mugging'. He might slip if he's looking like working class, but he definitely won't pass a thug if he's wearing business suit. So why is it such a problem to understand the real meaning of 'asking to be raped'? Sure, dressing in inatractive clothes will not prevent you from getting raped, but dressing in short dress and high heels yells 'good fuck' as much as business suit yells 'full wallet'

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s3218450.htm

watch this, you will want to kill yourself. the feminist is the worst person in the world 'feminist and anti porn activist'

>>10955455
so girls aren't allowed to lift and seek advice and a community of such?

>>10955463
sounds like you livin a boring happy cocoon life

>>10955483
NO

>>10953728

>>10955495

>>10955455
there are more chicks on this board than most others.

I don't like this spamming as much as the next guy, but as far as I can see he has a fucking reason.

Take your misogyny circlejerk back over to /r9k/ and leave /fit/ to talk about what it does best: Roid talks, routine shit, and various newfag threads started by fat fucks who didn't read the sticky.

>>10955488
> using tiny's trip to make a statement
> I'm a female that is taller than him

where are your arguments now huh?

>>10955515
The thread has been here for awhile
no mods have done anything
OH WELL

>>10953849

>>10955535
>4chan
>mods

>>10955525
You're just mad because I look more like a chimp then you

most bitches want to be treated like queens for doing absolutely jack shit
fuck a bitch like that

>>10955467

Dammit, my google-fu is weak today. I wanted to find the standard rape analogy pic.

I'll try to condense the idea of it- basically, a man is known as being rich, he gives money to charity. in fact, as he's walking down the street, he actually gives some change from his pocket to a guy sitting on the street. A mugger comes up to him and steals from him. When he calls the police, the officer says 'now look here. you are known for being rich and for giving money away. Are you sure you're not just having donation- regret?'

>>10955553
Damn, you got me. I'd do anything for these looks.

>>10955338
No, that's not even close to correct.
It's just that letting a woman know what we value in them is a sign of weakness. And women tend to see men who want that something as weak/easy pickings.

>>10955455
Why would women come to a board where they can anonymously interact with with healthy usually sexually frustrated and aggressive men who constantly post progress pics(and the occasional cock pic) while in their pursuit of become an adonis or beast mode level athlete?
That and the occasional beta thread where said guys show vulnerability or talk about women problems?

No. Why would het bi and the occasional lesbian woman come here? That makes no sense at all.

>>10955515

Take your misandry elsewhere. This is /fit/ where all we want to see are naked dudes.

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>>10955634

Logic, motherfucker. How does it work?

>read thread
>ted bundy wasnt that bad

Let us just all get along...
I'm sorry for all this hate my sisters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_uRIMUBnvw
<3 from a bro

>>10955655
>Misandry: the hate of men
>/fit/: loves naked men
Q.E.D. A hatred of men is not becoming of a /fit/izen

>>10955046
misleading statistic, look at the majors chosen between the genders and compare the difficulty

Man: Hello, I'd like to report a mugging.

Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?

Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your money."

Officer: And did you?

Man: Yes, I co-operated.

Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?

Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!

Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I've been informed that you're quite a philanthropist, too.

Man: I give to charity, yes.

Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.

Man: What does that have to do with this situation?

Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn't fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you're having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?

Man: This is ridiculous!

Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.

>>10955669
I don't. The only way I can come here is if I have the google chrome app that lets me hide threads and individual posts.

Hey guys

I was walking down a shady part of town at 3am wearing my gym shorts

Some chick slapped my ass

There was no one around it was so scary!

> anyone see a double standard here?

>>10955669
>missing the point

Some of us here might hate women as much as you guys at /r9k/ do; it doesn't matter. We just want you guys to post things about that on your own board, so that we may come and vent our anger when we visit your board every once in a while.

>>10955688

If a person donates money and then claims that they were mugged in order to get it back, then YES THAT IS VERY VERY FUCKING WRONG.

>>10955706
fag

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>>10954695
You do realise the earth is grossly overpopulated right? If the Western world wasn't so rife with consumerism and wasting natural resources it would be okay, but as it is we cannot sustain this for much longer.

>>10955721

oh god fucking dammit I have literally never met any one as stupid as you are and I have worked with learning difficulty children

>>10953728
>>10953728
>>10953728
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>>10953728

>fix'd

>>10955750

Well, if we're making an accurate comparison, we shouldn't be comparing being mugged with a false rape accusation (which studies by the U.S. department of justice show are the majority of rape accusations), it's either rape with mugging, or false accusation of rape with false accusation of mugging.

Also, "and I have worked with learning difficulty children" is politically (and grammatically) incorrect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ceohkr3QvY&feature=related

>guys gets his nuts beaten by some bitch
>news makes a joke out of it
>put some benny hill music to it
>people laughing
imagine if roles were reversed

>>10955688

>>10955688
That fails for two reasons.
1.Anyone with half of a fucking brain knows that wearing a business suit or pricey looking clothing in a place where people frequently get mugged is stupid.
2.Rape under threats of violence are not the same as the rapes that make up the majority of reported cases and they are always treated damend seriously.
Equating the ones where it's a he said she said thing of a false accusation with a violent rape is really really denigrating to people who have been through that.

>>10955750
Do you understand what that anon was saying?

>>10955813

A better example would have been The View cackling at a guy's dick getting cut off, and saying that they also would have done the same (and all the guy did was ask for a divorce)

>>10955599
Yes, I have seen that picture. But the thing is the analogy fails.

You see, in both cases of mugging and rape, the police officers will investigate.
If they find the wallet on the mugger, he is guilty. If you came to the police two weeks after the deed and the mugger has ditched the wallet, you're fucked. Police will close the case because there are no grounds to prosecute.
If they find the rape wounds in the vagina (and there are pretty good ways to determine if they are indeed defense wounds, or simply rough sex wounds), the man is guilty. But if you came two weeks later, there is no way to prove it your guilt, yet police will prosecute you, drag you to court (even detain you), and only at the court will they take the lack of evidence and set you free.

So, if you're the accused mugger or rapist, what happens? You were upright citizen, a good guy.
If you were accused of mugging, your friends, family and colleagues will side with you. Because they know you, and because police found out no base to drag you to court.
If you were accused of rape, the police will take it to the court even if there is not evidence whatsoever. Only thing left to somewhat mend your reputation is counter-sue. And even then, it's again your word against theirs, because you can't prove you didn't rape them. So even if they lost at the court, they still managed to make you harm, because society always sides with women.

And I say this as a guy who also wrote this:
>>10955467

>>10955798

Not the guy you were replying to, but the one previous. My analogy was comparing rape accusations with mugging accusations. The analogy claims that women are much more likely to be accused of falsifying an accusation of rape than someone is to be accused of falsifying an accusation of mugging, even though we know that both rape and muggings do occur.

I'd like to see those studies which prove that false rape accusations are definably more widespread than 'real' ones. Difficulty: you can't quote court outcomes, because we are all grown-ups here and we know that it's very hard to get someone convicted beyond reasonable doubt of rape.

OP here..strong thread bros.

>>10955250
>Many women think that and are taught to hate themselves by women and men are taught to hate them for being women not accept them as they are.

This right here. Most of the images here aren't misogyny but about truly insane disconnect between our society's narrative about masculinity/femininity (political correctness) and our biological tendencies. If you can't see that you have been horribly brainwashed by our society and is one of the reason you aren't getting what you want from the opposite sex:

http://www.the-spearhead.com/
http://www.avoiceformen.com/
http://www.youtube.com/user/manwomanmyth

To those bitching about this thread being off topic, probably 50% of /fit/ threads are off topic:

*IF YOU WANT TO HIDE THREADS GET THE EXTENSIONS*
http://www.4chan.org/tools

>>10955845

1. the reason why it is more likely to be questioned is because it's more likely to be false

2. Actually, it is quite easy to prove beyond a reasonable doubt if it did happen and you follow due process (as the anon above you stated)

3. http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/the-anti-false-rape-accusation-campaign/ and https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/01/20/false-rape-culture/

>get drunk at party senior year of high school
>have consensual sex with a junior girl from another school that is also drunk
>her boyfriend finds out
>she panics
>she tells him that I raped her
>be labeled sex offender forever

>>10955845
The thing is, it's dead easy for woman to get you charged and detained. All she has to do is get a blue eye and some bruises and come to the police. They will investigate of course, but not before taking you to jail. Then she's sent to the doctor, who will examine her and find no proof it was you who beat her up or even raped her (even disproving she was raped by anyone). But your ass is still dragged to court thought dirt, damaging your reputation.
Shit, police even take x years old rape accusations as serious as the zero-day reports. Seriously, if guy reports getting beaten up (by other guy) two weeks after it happened, he'll get laughed in the face. If woman does the same with rape card, the guy spends night in jail. And even if the claim proves to be untrue, she get's off scott free. She might even be considered a strong victim of flawed (misogynist) legal system. While the guy is a creep who got out on technicality.

A lot of people fail to account for the fact that rape accusation alone is almost as damaging to your life (nobody who knows about it will hire you) as becoming felon (nobody will hire you). In both cases, the woman wins.

>>10955942
Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdk5O4J8aL4&feature=g-like&context=G290d0c5ALTyfJVAAgAA

>>10955933

That article is more misogynistic and fallacious than this thread.

>>10955942
Thats the exact story of these black dudes who also caught it on camera and that was their only defense because the legal system is biased as fuck and if they didn't have the video they would be in prison.

>>10955942
Could you elaborate? What were the accusations? Also, what did the examination found out? Were you sentenced only based on here claim or were there any proofs?

>>10956019
cant handle the truth fat cunty face?

>>10956019

Which one? The first one was written by a women, and the second one is meant to be almost a satire of how the legal system is currently set up to make libel ok, as long as it's by a woman against a man. Then again, lying is central to U.S. culture, eh? http://www.relfe.com/media_can_legally_lie.html

>>10956005
>>10956036
Beat ya to it.

>>10956054

>implying women can't be misogynists

>>10956036
Makes me want to secretly tape every fuck I have from now on, not because I would watch it again, but because I'm scare as fuck of false accusations. Fucking paranoia.

t..thanks

>>10956067

Very true, but the site generally has a philogynistic viewpoint on most of their articles. Most of it's articles are against the way the system is set up, promoting equal rights for both genders and promoting removing limitations imposed by a society that was extremely different from the present day.

I'm a guy who was sexually molested, a lot, as a kid. I was in denial for a long, long time until I found one of the pictures.

When I went for some counseling about it, you would not believe the treatment I received from women. I got told that it is different for guys and that we're better able to cope with it. I went somewhere else and received much the same treatment.

I made the mistake of telling women about this (never again).

Feminists are awful. They have a double standard for everything they do.

When women weren't getting as many degrees for men, it was scholarships all around for girls. Now that women are getting more degrees than men, do you think it's scholarships all around for boys? Nope!

Feminists DO NOT CARE about men. I mean, they'll make the right noises if you corner them and demand you say those words, but they don't care in any reasonable capacity. We'll always be second class citizens to them if they get their way.

While women are crying out for better rape reporting statistics, the feds don't even COUNT prisonrape. We're non-entities. Look at all of the female teachers who get a slap on the wrist or completely skate. Look at the women who falsely accuse and completely skate (a gal at Feministing said a woman who did that shouldn't be punished).

Feminists mean you NOTHING BUT HARM and are complete hypocrites. Don't date them, don't marry them, don't have kids with them. Don't placate them and don't give them any aid.

They hate you.

>>10957519
That's rough dude. Here is at least one shrink that isn't feminist: http://www.shrink4men.com/

When something goes wrong, men are just given some variation of 'man up' while it's practically expected for women to become emotional train wrecks to 'let it out.' I don't think either attitude is particularly healthy. There's a basic dynamic where emotionally stunted men are besieged my emotionally developed (but highly impulsive) women.

>I made the mistake of telling women about this (never again).

Curious, what was the outcome?