ads

Will be dumping conquest pics if people want.

That'd retarded dude. They've had old sweaty man dick in them.

you look like a drug addict in that pic just saying.

Can't really help you with your question cause I'm an ugly virgin lol.

Why does it matter?

>>7526154
I'm going to allow this.

yes, though i have never

>>7526154
Do it.
I'm curious whether they are actually fuckable.

>>7526154
Sort of want.

>>7526156
Some are really sexy though the experience they have really turns me on plus they are amazing at sucking dick.

>>7526190
doesnt even look old.

>>7526190
anything over 40 is just weird.

30 year old milfs are HAWTWWW

>>7526197
Shes 39...;l

This one is 40 i may just go gay again.

>>7526270

Would never date an older woman but would certainly sleep with one.

>Dat experience

>>7526270
> i may just go gay again.

I fucked a 45 year old mature woman I found on craigslist. I'm 20 and skinnyfat. She was skinny/fit, but she didnt shave her pubes... still fucked good though.

40 years old you cannot tell me you would not ?

>>7526327
doesn't the saggy skin turn you off?

what if they had kids, and had a c-section scar and stretch marks and shit

and her vagina was like a wizard's sleeve

I'm jelly.

42........

God i'm going to die of aids one day.

>>7526342
There is that but most are just so fucking up for it i mean they will do anything and everything and swallow every last drop of your cum.

I totally prefer older women, 40 and up. Young girls are just way too goddamn annoying and immature. Besides, older women want it bad from young guys like me. Feels good man.

Just gotta find a hot one, like pic related.

fucking garden man...
mirin

>>7526354
Heavenly blessed french fuck.

The only older woman I know who's fit, single and DTF has had 5 kids....

Her vagina must be like a fucking bin bag =( I still probably would though...

Did you find all these Mature women from Craigslist?

I want to get marrier with a 35+ year old rich cougar and mooch off her while she takes care of me.

Being 22 I still have a few more years left before the cushy lazy lifetime chance passes.

Is there a website for rich single/divorced/widowed in europe?

I only date mature women for mature men such as myself

I'm jelly of mrgarden. He's hot, will sex anything, and gets milfs

super jelly

;_;

>>7526375
This one loves my cum.......

>>7526448
>Why.

>>7526448
So you fuck them all of okcupid like Tiny ?

>>7526327
No way you fucked her.

>>7526466
Yup i can probably pick up a girl a night its a meat market you just need to be goodlooking and have a decent size cock.
>>7526467
I fucked your mother too.

Dude, my mom is 39.
What the fuck!?!

how old are you garden?

>>7526488
Pics ? Where does she live ? Is she single ?

Is your dad attractive too ?

>>7526483
... how big is "decent size", 6-7 inches right?

>>7526510
6+ yeah.
>>7526502
25

>>7526503
>Is your dad attractive too ?

HAHA every time

Don't get me wrong i like younger girls and guys but right now mature women are doing it for me.

i want to make an account however i am far too babyfaced the milfs would ignore my 'thoughts on younger men' messages

OP I too have been obsessed at times with older women. 23 and currently with a 21 y/o girlfriend. I always wondered what it would be like to be be with a 35 y/o milf.

>>7526554
Maybe not some are into the whole thing 'cradle snatchers' but you could plow some decent 8/10 younger girls on there.

>>7526554
Answer your formspring, or a bear will come into your home and violently rape you

Is there anything you would not fuck ?

I'm dating this girl. what do fit think?

>>7526577
Well i still want to fuck a trap just for the sheer amusement would hold the line at animals that shit is not ok.

>Look at milfs on OkCupid around my area
>They're all ugly as fuck

God damnit.

>>7526576
did not realize i had unanswered questions, just answered them

Older /Fitizens might remember this conquest.

>>7526594
what if it's a really sexy deer

>>7526609

Ha, I made that pic. Mamma be proud.

>>7526617
Does this deer have lovely eyes ?

Should I make a okcupid just for the hell of it?

>>7526608
what is your formspring?

garden, how many girls have you fucked?

>>7526640
Do it what do you have to lose ?

>>7526554
Marcissus taking his trolling off facebook and into the world of desperate older women?

I can dig it.

>>7526633
>obsessed with seducing older women

>>7526643
Yep i'm over that.
>>7526645
I don't count i probably have a problem with sex like a mild addiction.

>>7526617
>what if it's a really sexy deer

Then who knows

>>7526643

I even fucked a anorexic.

You go through phases of sex like normal people go through phases of porn.

>i'm addicted to sex
>i'm such a pimp
>trying to make the worst board on 4chan like me

>Ioser

>>7526682
I never realized Mr Garden was this awesome.

Wow.

>>7526645
formspring/marcissus now that wasn't hard was it

>>7526726
It's actually working, too.

>>7526643

dem eyes HNNNNNG

seriously garden was that your girlfriend ?
did she give blowjobs ?

this is fast becoming the most trollable board in all the realms

>>7526719
Yep....Its pretty weird but fuck you only have one life why not try it.

>>7526747
Most of /Fit told me she was ugly as fuck and trolled me for a whole year about her........

>>7526747
lol newfag

garden trolled the board saying his girlfriend beat the shit out of him, now he's trolling you now telling you he's banging tonnes of chicks

dude doesn't even lift just gets his kicks out of trolling you dumbasses

>>7526726
Been here for a long time if people don't like me do i look like i care.

Mr Garden what do you do for a job? If you'd rather not tell then what is your income?

I find that older women will only like young guys with moneys.

>>7526770
Nah not trolling at the moment will inform you on any eventual trolling that i intend to do.

>>7526780
Hint is in the name Landscape gardener but i have a fair bit of inheritance from parents much like the late deceased alex hill.

Garden must be aesthetic as fuck. Post some pics (no homo) and stats

>>7526735
>Implying i don't intend to fuck you after i destroy marcs virgin ass.

>>7526764

A good example of the "mad jelly" syndrome. In all seriousness I would rather have a girl with those eyes than a girl with jamie eason's body.

>>7526327

Is that woman 40 ? She is unbelievably pretty.
Skinny blondes with blue eyes make me go berserk

>mfw I would rather date that 40 y old woman than my 20 y old uni colleagues

>>7526817
He's just good looking his body is normal much like marc & swimfag.

>>7526806

Is that you garden ? if so no wonder you have such a diverse sex life, you look great ( no homo )

Been seeing a 45 year old milf on the side. Feelsokman.jpg

Hot body though. Really into yoga. But id be embarassed if we were out holding hands or something.

>>7526843
Ty.

troll

to many chicks is to many

last night
went to a bar
met up with my friends
hot girl I have always had a crush on was there
with her "mom"
british 40-50ish
we go back to her place
realize what the fuck am I doing with this old broad
couldnt get it up
this morning
fuck the shit out of her in the shower
no condom
feels bad man

>>7526847
Definitely know what you mean would not be happy to take it to a full on relationship level.

>>7526190
Dude, is that Rebecca Gayheart?

i've fucked so many chicks bro

>>7526870
Nope some lady of okcupid i met.
>>7526864
Yeah you need to be exposed to the real world more.

>>7526876
And guys ty very much.

>ITT Garden challenging /Fits view on sex since 2009

>>7526864
I'm nowhere near as good looking as this faggot and I'm in the triple digits. Easily possible.

>>7526867

'Mirin brahonkadorosaurus-rexious-maximus!

>>7526909
you beta fuck, you need to man up

i fucked four chicks today, im here on 4chan to help all you beta males out.

>>7526909
Fuck its like people don't understand just how easy girls are.....Its not fucking rocket science to shag women. /Fit treats having sex like its the holy grail.

>>7526139

Yes. I love the 30-39 demographic for dicking.

>>7526922
Teach us then you fucking faggot.

>>7526884
>Nope some lady of okcupid i met.
Those are not mutually exclusive, you know...

>>7526922
you should write a book with marcissus/swimfag/bear etc

and obviously film a gay porn with eachother.

>>7526922
Confidence, being relatively clean/hygeinic, dressing yourself like you aren't retarded, and being slightly interesting... Guaranteed ass, easily. For it to be a guarantee you might have to settle for "less attractive" women some nights, but really, who gives a shit? (I'm talking 4-5's, not landwhales and "WTF, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN"s.)

>>7526938
Good stuff and being a handsome bear as you are i'm sure many a milf is overjoyed.

what's your reason for lurking /fit/ if you don't lift or care particularily about health?

>>7526884
>7526864 Its not thereal world for most. 10% of guys are fucking 90% oF the chicks

>>7526893

one more thing, age and height ? not that height would matter with that curly hair and face

So what is this OKcupid thing. Do you meet up somewhere and fuck, or do you need to get to know each other and other shit

>>7526956
I do actually lift just have shit progress because of my crohns disease.

I'm very careful with my health but i'm not really into the whole become aesthetic and your life will change and you will stop being a basement dwelling shutin.

>>7526958
I refuse to believe that. Although I do kinda believe 1-2% of the men are pulling in pussy like no tomorrow... Because I've met these men, and it's SCARY. 1-3 a day kinda shit. Only actually knew one of them very well, he was a total loser, except he just knew how to make women want to fuck him.

Still wish I had half his game. Then again I'd probably have died of AIDS by now.

yo garden, with meeting girls over dating sites, what opening messages do you use to get their interest? i've got a bunch of copy-pasta from the misc but the older women dont usually fall for it. i have a big thing for older women

>>7526962
6ft and 25.
>>7526971
Its like any other dating site it just so happens most of the chicks on there are on for nsa sex and its like fishing in a mil pond.

>>7526991
'thought on younger men?' like marc said earlier, it's misc too

>>7526954

It's true.

Also, to everyone in this thread calling shenanigans or bitching about how you can't fuck women, have you even tried talking to women? Ever? It's not a hard game to play.

do you ever message gals on okcupid or is it always they you?

>>7526991
Well i usually just browse there profile and they message me...sadly not kidding.

This girl is a example browsed her and she sends me the following.

very cute :-) but I might be arrested because of age difference :-)

Age is just a number but I'll be sure to have the police on standby..:)

I just saw you looked at my page... so I had to look at yours :-) sorry I'll stop now

Oh don't stop things were just becoming I interesting.

what's a nice boy like you doing on a web site like this? :-) I'm sure you have no trouble meeting women

I'm usually a very busy bee so I thought this might be a shortcut to meeting up

More to follow

>>7526991
link to copypasta?

>>7527022
how do they message you? can they see people who check their profile?

>>7527022
same - want to expand my social circle, meet new people, see what happens; unfortunately, there are a lot of creeps out there, which makes for some entertaining messages... entertaining but scary. Yes, time doesn't always permit me to do everything, and unless I'm really interested, not good with messages either

god yes tell me about it some right weirdos on here , I seriously worry for the human race and feel slightly ashamed that I belong to the male sex!

I reckon you can never have enough friends / acquaintances especially with people you might not normally talk too.

agreed; and I can usually tell by reading a profile if it's an interesting person; didn't put much information in mine because usually people just look at the photo and don't bother to read what I write :-)

I was rather dissapointed to see nothing on yours but there's plenty of time for you to tell me about yourself :)

well... some information was there... which might paint me as mildly psychotic - hey, I have no problem with that :-) as for the rest - information for the select few, and as you pointed out - I might just tell you

I took it as someone that doesn't suffer fools gladly much like myself psychotic didn't cross my mind.

I suppose you can start by telling me what keeps you busy

continue

>>7527047
I work in Private Wealth. Basically that means I am PA/Business Manager to wealthy people. It is crazy, the pay is not great but I must like a challenge :-) there are some really interesting moments and whatever goes wrong - almost always my fault. which basically means I'm in charge of the world; other than that - I travel when possible, I spend time with my friends, run around London looking at exhibits - art and photography and whatever else I find interesting; do some sort of physical activity - or try to; I cook, I enjoy wine, good books etc and all sorts of other things. Oh, and I'm not from England :-) this is enough for you to mull over. I have to log off as am in the middle of something.

More than enough and we have the working for wealthy people thing in common most of the gardens we do are for those we a lot of excess funds..

So I would like to chat more maybe have a coffee /tea so when you're next on we can maybe arrange something.

:-) such a gentleman. coffee/tea/water/nectar of the gods sounds good

speak soon

Sasha

Then we swapped numbers and meeting her tonight. Not hard guys..

>>7527041
Yep you have a visited so you can see who views you.

>>7527018
If i do message girls i make sure to read their profiles and message them something to do with there interests so it shows i've made the effort.

Example 1 I remember working at the British museum back in the day something rather satisfying about that job

Which was a lie but it started a good convo and lead to sex.

>>7527053
she italian?

garden, can you post your profile? or at least what you have written on there?

>>7527076
this, because i thnk you're fraduin

>>7527053
>she wants to fuck
never more appropriate

>>7526609
I remember there being more pics about her, repost? How does the personality older women and younger ones compare on sites like OKcupid?

>>7526139

This is mrgarden? I was under the impression he was more attractive.

>>7527017
I tried and I failed cause I'm ugly as fuck.

>>7527027
Hello.
I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks.
You are clearly a 9/10 and here on Plentyoffish we only allow 6/10 maximum.

Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth at once (just curious) and if you prefer chinese or italian cuisine.
This is very serious business and I would advise you to not take my message lightly or you might anger my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.

Thanks
-Name


So I’ve been thinking. I’m getting pretty sick of my job, it’s just the same old
thing every day. I think I’m going to head on down to Columbia and take a swing at
being a renowned drug smuggler, like Johnny Depp in Blow, but it wouldn't be as fun
without my Penelope Cruz. You should join me. I mean you really won’t have to do
much, maybe a couple lessons of Rosetta Stone but other than that you just sit
around by the by the pool all day, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool
boys while I conduct business. So are you down?

Name
Copypasta in general can be quite annoying, as whilst many girls like it they just see it as a bit of entertainment and it doesn't follow onto anything. Some just reply back saying that was funny and didn't even view my profile :/

>>7527072
French/Spanish seems nice.


>>7527082
Think what you like newfag not posting my okcupid on 4 chan i know some idiot would ruin it.
>>7527084
My thoughts exactly
>>7527111
Its not a flattering pic.

>>7527047
>>7527053

Too much effort.

>>7526139
no thats working backwards dumby

>>7527141
congrats on immediately notifying her of your horrible game

>>7527141

FUCKKK MOAR tell me how to to close in on the deal ?

Too bad you don't like loli, I'd let you fuck me.

>>7527171
Honestly most men draw out the whole 'Do you want to go for a drink' because their pussy fucks.

Bit of small talk is all you need be polite and a bit of self deprication goes a long way.

>>7527177
If your ever in London or italy i would shag you.

>>7527150
>implying I don't have amazing game and that was an example of it since it was a joke based on the content of her profile
>implying we didn't fuck
>implying you aren't madder than chick in pic related

>>7527208
I hope tinytrip doesn't mind sharing, I'll be in London in August. email me, [email protected]

>>7527194
Do you workout? If so show a pic (no homo)

>>7527177
>She wants to fuck.

>>7527229
Might not be in the country but will keep you in mind x

>>7527237
>x
why.jpg?

>>7527229
>>7527229
>>7527237
This thread is now diamonds.

how tall and good looking are you Bear?

>>7527229
>Tiny and garden sharing ano...

>>7527242
Mad and jelly detected in large quantities.

More internetz pickup.

>>7527253

Not tall at all (5'7") but I have 7'4" ego and a good-looking face.

I wouldn't mind dating a 30 year old or something. Fucking a lady in her 30s and above gets me pretty hard for some reason.

>>7527229

>yfw anorexichan threesome with tiny and garden turns out to be an awkward mess because of tiny's height

>>7527266
>naomi wolfe
ughhh

>>7527266
Oh lawdee

>>7527266
Perfect example of straight to the point with a little bit of humor mixed in bear can join the 'Got game' gang.

>>7527296
>>7527296
who the fuck says you got game?
you're an ugly faggot and you don't even lift

>>7527296
whos in the gang?

>>7527229
>please film film film film film it

>>7527266

>she doesnt want to fuck

she is very hesitant to even give you your number and isn't playful at all

>>7527313
Right now its Marc . me , swimfag & bear. Taking applications.
>>7527310
Bless you and your large amounts of jelly.

>>7527337
Can I be an intern into this gang? I have a lot to learn. Basically, I'm starting from zero

>>7527229
I would pay good money to see that.

>>7527347
13 year old detected

>>7527337

Make an online seminar, I would join as a no game neckbeard.
The seminar should be free at first and after the first class graduates you would have a bunch of success stories and could start asking for money.

Oh.
My.
God.

>>7527334
>get her number in a few messages
>LOL U R SO DOING IT WRONG I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT IN ONE AND SHE WOULD'VE BEGGED ME TO HAVE IT

She's a Daria, bro. That's just how that type of girl is.

Considering we fucked a couple weeks later, it's a safe bet she did wanttofuck.

So you fucked couple of girls form dating site and think you got "game" because of that? That's like me saying that I'm master fisherman because I went to the store and bought a couple of trouts fresh off the counter.

Come back when you have done something worth mentiong (protip just having sex is not) like fucking a celebrity or something.

>>7527393
>implying I haven't fucked a girl I first saw on TV, then got up with on FB

Do reality shows count?

>>7527337
meh i got a steady relationship going nowadays... haven't been doing shit like this in over a year.

I've honestly to a large extent relied on looks when hitting on girls. If you've got a pretty face + being big (not fat) they somehow seem to just lose all resolve when it comes to the barriers they normally put up to avoid being hit on.

Sounds cheesy i know, and i suppose it is. But i suppose you can't argue with biology...

>>7527404
Bit more than okcupid / bar fucks but honestly those people are on same level with rest of us. Now a real movie star or artist or something and we're talking. You actually have to pull some shit off there.

>>7527393
Never said it was thats the whole point of the thread , to point out just how easy it is to get girls.
>>7527386
Slag :)
>>7527375
Maybe will see.

mr garden, what happened to tinytrip?

>>7527442
He's taking time away from 4 chan to sort himself out.

>>7527419

post pic of legs

>>7527448
he didnt die tho, did he?

>>7526822
My body is ready.

Not sure Marc's is, though... Pic related.

>>7527451
>Never change /Fit

>>7527428

But I have only been with one guy...

>>7526914
OMFG!

>>7527425

Eh, she's not that famous but does have a "Fan Page" instead of a regular FB these days... and that one was actually a relationship, not just a pickup.

Also, maybe >>7527334 will be more impressed with pic related since apparently it doesn't count as "game" unless they're throwing themselves at you.

>>7527465
he has facial aesthetics he doesn't need a body, and chicks dig ottermode

>>7527467
>keeping your turtles in the fridge

for shame garden, I expected more from you

>>7527465
>Ripe for the picking

>>7527476
That's what they all say...

>>7527451
lol sure, it's not the most recent pic tho. Or well a month old or so.

>>7527505
Circumference? I bet I have bigger.

>>7527494
>doesn't keep his turtles in the fridge
Get out constanza

>>7527505
fap fap fap fap

>>7527494
Sorry :*(

>>7527465
he looks good imo

>>7527531
If you're a fan of absolutely no muscle, sure

>>7527521
DID TINY DIE?

also mirin the milfs, i jelly

>>7527531
he looks like every teenage girls wet dream.

>>7527499
Just read through the rest of the thread, you're from London?

I'll be back in central London from late September. The people at my university are almost exclusively annoying, vacuous 'gap yah' kids, I could do with meeting some more interesting people...

>>7527464
No hes just depressed and suicidal..........

>>7527549
he's 18 i'm pretty sure that's what he's going for

>5'11 200lbs, starting to get swole-ish
>ok face
>gurls showing interest
>retain my teenage social retardedness, don't do anything even when they are obvious as fuck

A girl could probably straight up as me if I want to fuck right now and I'd manage fail somehow. Fuck my life, you know I'm so close but so far to banging all dem chicks. Fuck. FUCK.

>>7527514
idk where to measure exactly... if i measure towards the top where it's widest it's 76 cm. Or well it was at the point the pic was taken...

Now I don't know, I'm cutting atm and as the fat comes off, the circumference goes down.

I want bigger lower vastus lateralis and medialis though, but i have no idea how to only target those, maybe various angles of leg extensions. I'm not entirely happy with the shape of my legs. Or well I might be once i cut down... idk.

>>7527521
redwood looks cute with a wig. you two should hook up and do some genderplay n shit

>>7527554
>He wants to fuck

My god this thread has everything how do you archive ?

>>7527554
Y-you slut

>>7527562
Redwood is too nice for such shenanigans.

>>7527557
But... he's ALWAYS depressed and suicidal.

>>7527572
I want to learn how to landscape garden (no homo).

Also, go to 4chanarchive, request interface, copypaste thread ID into field.

>>7527465
what is this?

>>7527558
what this man said, and ya don't need a body to get chicks, just about everyone in thread will tell you that, it just helps with confidence and that


on a plus side i bought a video camera >>7526822
for this specific moment

>>7527614
you haven't truly experienced redwood till he cheat curls you.

>>7527645
Brb tissue paper.

>>7527592
Don't worry, if you're ever in London, not Sweden, I'm down to viciously rape you ♥

>>7527645
>This thread.

>>7527645

Goddamnit Redwood. Just because you got tired of stealing TVs doesn't mean you need to go looting AlBorland.

Ask question about milfs,
/fit/ turns thread into gay hook up thread.

>>7527668
My friends are complaining because I'm writing my status updates in English. It's all your fault :-(

>>7527674
Why not?

>>7527679
You mad that we left you out because you are not in the exclusively heavenly blessed god tier tripfag club.

This thread needs thyme to be complete and tiny.

>>7527668
how did the titty draining go ?

>>7527645
no homo?

>>7527688
it was god-tier before bateman and sadfriend turned up.

>>7527645
>Mfw when i realised al has a boner.

>>7527645
haha I was there for that

>>7527674
having Al is like having 2 TVs, maybe even more

Archive dis shit yo.

>>7527688
Do you think you're cool or something and not a pathetic loser?

>>7527724
>Pathetic loser

Pic related its what you will be doing later.

>>7527687
I'd noticed. Would it be better if I learnt Swedish?

>>7527690
It didn't. The doctor told me to start exercising again and the fluid should dissipate completely within the next 3 weeks.

>>7527645
Why are there fat women in the background with backpacks?

>>7527745
obviously we were at a fat woman convention. why the fuck else would redwood and I be there?

>>7527738
That's cool and all but you put your life on display on 4chan so I can clearly see what a loser you are, you've got nothing on me.

>>7527745
How else do you think fat chicks survive when they're far from the fridge?

how the fuck does al meet all the fitizens?

Redwood is it wrong i fapped to this pic ?

>>7527745
Luscious BBW

>>7527758
This is my fetish

>>7527782
i'm not an asspie spergin' it up behind a computer all day.

>>7527797
lies

>>7527782
Climb the stairs from your basement son.

>>7527797
>meet losers on internet forum
>i'm not a loser, you are
>have a heightened sense of self worth
Redwood is the exception because he has a heart of gold.

>>7527811
Leave my thread please newfag scum.

>>7527811
i wasn't implying anyone was a loser, just that it is pretty easy to meet people by simply going out :\

sperger's gonna sperg.

Redwood all dressed up.

>>7527822
>newfag
>it's fit, he doesn't even post about fitness
>does he even lift?
Even if I was new, which is irrelevant you awkward meme spouting jew fro fuck, posting once about creatine would make me more /fit/ seasoned than you will ever be.

>>7527838
Garden gives pretty good advice plus hes been posting as long as tiny.

>>7527861
>implying that's long
hey guys im new here im short and have a good physique what should my name be?

I remember the first signs of that cancerous faggot. I've been here for longer than all of you but I'm not a homosexual and don't run around spouting "newfag loolololul" like a fucktarded ugly moron with a creepy smile and hair like the jewish kid I went to high school with who used to get stuffed in his locker for killing jesus.

Now the jelly and haters come.

>>7527822

you even bang hot goths ?
goddamn ...

>>7527894
>Jewish when I'm italian catholic.

Errm its ok that you're enraged and mad

is mr garden black? ._.

>>7527895
So how does it turn out? do you have a car? do you rendezvous somewhere? and where do you bone them?

>kiss less virgin looking for some tips

Ugh, why can't I get attention any more?

>>7527941
Because you dress poorly.

I used to have a profile on an online dating site just for getting older women. Shit was awesome. Now that my face is showing on TV, I had to take the profile off.

>>7527951
Ooooo

>>7527938
I have my own house in London so usually my place but only girls that are really slutty come straight to my house. Its usually coffee and a drink somewhere nearby or up in central.

>>7527959
Justin?

>>7527959
>Now that my face is showing on TV

>>7527967
You heard me!

>>7527951

>>7528002
You bet I did, sistah

I date my mom

>>7528007
Ewww go back to harrod's.

Pic related a handsom bf.

>>7528007
you just proved her point

>>7528007
Did you seriously trip on /fa/ with those clothes?

>>7528009
mmMMHMMmm

>>7528032
OH NO SHE DIDN'T

sadfriend, what type of style do you have? and do you get laid often?

>Sadfriend shitting up another thread.

Moar girls garden.

>>7528060
I dress rather poorly :-(

And I'm a virgin

Hi guys I'm sad

>>7528018

Uhmm implying I've been to Harrods more than once.

>>7528032

No, /fit/. But the wallet is extremely /fa/. You probably wouldn't have heard of the brand. ;-)

>>7528069
LOL VIRGIN
THIS SADFRIEND ISN'T

>>7528069
i think innocence is attractive, there is a girl at my college who is a virgin and i'm kind of in love with her from a far

>>7528069
Certain that'd be hard to fix.

Who the fuck are all these other "sadfriend"s?

>>7528089
It's pretty hard to even see it when your covering it up with your hand.

>>7528093
I never understood that "love from a far" stuff. Like are you attracted to her or is it "real love"?

problem?

I like mousy she had a nice rear and was a sweetheart.

>>7528122
just when you see a girl and she's beautiful and you imagine life together, i've never made a move though i have other things going and i don't want to ruin and chance i may have with her in the future

>>7528127
>>7528110
>>7528070
Except this actually used to be sadfriends trip

>>7528122

OK, come at my wallet girl.

>>7528153
no it wasn't
Sadfriend #nigger

>>7528161
you can't sleep with a wallet, gonna have to post a body shot bro

>>7528173
Yes it was, this used to be it faggot

>>7528122
>>7528066
Glasses turn me on too...Shame she was a weirdo and liked rape roleplay.

>>7528161
>American apparel top.

HAHAH.

>>7528153
No, the other one was my old trip.

>>7528161
Looks like shit. Here's mine. Primark motherfucker, come at moi

>>7528181

That wasn't the issue. ;-) He implied he could guess my wallet's brand if he could see it properly.

>>7528161
dat sum fuckken mmm ?

>>7527465

Hipster Tool

>>7528251
I can see you in a costume like this...lets make it happen.

>>7528275
come at me bro the boxers are very hip i must admit

>>7528269

Nope!

ALSO, Sadfriend is cute. Primark? Haven't been in the place for six years.

>>7528287
But I don't watch Star Trek :-(

Would be too much of a wannabe for me.

>Archive.

>>7528214
>>7528214
Garden, Garden... Buddy... You didn't hit that because she has a slightly strange (although shockingly common) kink? And you, with your "sexual openness" talks?! For shame! I mean, obviously, rape fantasies need to have rules, but besides that... Go for it! She's hot anyway.

>>7528307
>>7528307
maybe a leather jacket....this girl was a mistake fyi.

>>7528326
But it'd have to be a real leather jacket then.

And yeah, she doesn't look that hot, tbh.

>>7528214
>ewwww rape roleplay

nigga u gay.

>>7528317
I did hit it but she wanted me to pretend to be a intruder and wear and mask and pretend to break into her house tie her up and rape her in the ass......

Was a tad freaky i did it but felt bad after like i was a rapist.

>>7528362

A tad freaky?

Nigger youre really fucking gay right now. really, really really REALLY fucking gay right now.

>>7528362
mr. garden, you are now officially the most alpha male on /fit/, congratulations!

>>7528382
>Biox calling me gay.

WHAT I DID IT so i don't like rape!

>>7528362
that's hot, i'd gladly do that for a girl

>>7528362
Haha, good man! I retract my previous statement.

And there's a reason they say you can't rape the willing!

>>7528214
>Glasses turn me on too...Shame she was a weirdo and liked rape roleplay.
>Shame she was a weirdo and liked rape roleplay.
>Shame
>liked rape roleplay

You know, I'd expect you to be able to indulge the poor girl a little bit considering how open you are. The least you could have done was held her down and taken her by force a couple times.

also
>thisismyfetish.jpg

>>7528402

The day my partner in crime agrees to rape sex ill run around the city naked and scream of joy.

So yeah. Youre really fucking gay for calling it freaky

>>7528404
Almost laughed at one point because i put on a angry rapist voice 'FUCKING SLUT GET ON THE BED YOU WHORE' then tied her down and she screamed and well the rest was pretty hot.

>>7528382
>>7528420

not biox's tripcode

>>7528426

>>7528426
Can you go into more detail ?

>>7528362

disregard that >>7528417

You are a true gentleman and anyone would be honored to be in your presence.

>>7528404
she'd probably overpower you

>>7528455
Not much too it she left the keys under the door mat and i 'Broke in' with this mask on grabbed her and dragged her up the stairs threw her on the bed did all the lame talk..Tied her arms to the bed ripped her knickers off and fucked her hard every which way....lots of screaming sweat and swearing and i got into character but as i said i felt weird after.

>>7528464
>mfw i'd like that even more

>>7528488

I salute you and your selflessness.

>>7528488
did you use a knife?

>>7528510
>Your next.

>mfw I'm into being dominate by girls and would be the worst rape roleplayer ever

>>7528539
Hmm no but i was pretty rough and we had a safe word in case she wanted to stop. I slapped her a few times and she was so turned on was pretty ok :)

>>7528252
hey guys look at me, I'm from /fa/ and contribute nothing to this board

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT.

>>7528093
>i think innocence is attractive

You'll get over that shit real quick

>>7528574
Thankyou sir! Just one more thing did you cum inside her ?

>>7528214
I know I'm a bit behind everyone else here but if she was from London, was her name Lauren?

>>7528607
Yes of course it was a 'Rape roleplay' i don't think rapists use condoms :) But i came in her ass so she would'nt get preggers/

>>7528613
No this was another girl.

>>7528624

>>7528624
I just fapped to this.

>>7528624
How very considerate of you. Bet she swallows cos its so nutritious too, right?

>>7528683
She did piitb straight to her mouth... ;D

This thread has made me laugh heartily. Ty tripfags for actually being useful for once.

>>7528624

They do if they don't want to get caught.

>mfw this fucking thread

>>7528887
Oh right never knew...

>>7528251
>Primark

First you don't eat oats, now this. You have fallen further in my estimation, Sadfriend.

>>7529133
faggot/10

>>7529148

Bad bitch/10.

>>7529133
>>7529235
Dude, I think you just killed this awesome thread.

>>7529435

Little old me?

>>7529133
apparently i should ask you this. pasted from thread?

>meet girl on dating site
>talk on facebook for a while
>she wants to go for a drink tonight

is it awkward meeting girls over the internet for the first time? i'm pretty nervous as im inexperienced with women

>>7529510

Uhm, I don't understand that at all. I have no experience with women except when they try to initiate things with me, not knowing I think vaginas are ~repulsive~.

>>7529510
no it isn't, you'll be fine son, like 25% of couples met online last year

>>7529510
You want to ask garden if hes still about.

>>7529510
Just be yourself be polite and be a gentleman don't shake her hand..Kiss her on both cheeks.

>>7529558
>>7529629
ok thanks bros. if pubs aren't shutting early tonight (its 8pm sunday) ill report back on how it went