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What the fuck is happening to Tails hair?

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nailed it.

>>39566542
Ken Penders happened. He can't visualize three 3D spikes so he made it a comb-over.

>>39567187
But that's okay, after managing to get himself fired from a job making comics about multicolored animals beating up robots, he's moved on to better things. Like his upcoming movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quGiiAeCyjo

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what the fuck am i doing

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What the fuck is this even supposed to be?

>>39567334
>question mark

Heh.

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I'm thinking it might be Robotnik.

>>39567258
>Floating Island Productions

Is this nigga actually serious?

>>39567487
100%.

>>39567450

You'd think that but with Penders it could easily be a long lost relative of Robotnik that's totally different and introduced for one story and then forgotten forever.

Kind of like Nack's sister Nic.

>>39567531
or their cousin Paddywhak

and distant Uncle Givadogabone

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/tg/ solved it two years ago.

>>39567614

I'm sure given enough time he would have actually done that.

>>39567531
He already introduced several long-lost, distant, or secret relatives to Robotnik.

He was planning on having that frozen guy (guarded by a Gamma recolour) be revived as a new villain even more evil than Robotnik. Who was his ancestor from thousands of years ago. And whose birthday was 6/6/66. I'm not making this up.

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i don't get it

>>39567654

I repressed the memory of Ivan was the Gamma recolor called I believe. That was a pretty stupid story even back then.

Of course this doesn't even get into the whole Eggman and Robotnik being two separate people thing either.

>>39567258
>using the slow version of The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning

I shiggy fucking diggy. And how long has he being trying to start this? I remember a shitty crossover he did with Sonic and this shit.

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What kind of fucking monstrosity did I just make?

I can make out Eggman sorta, but the purple throws me off, and the red is kinda fucking everywhere.

>>39567623
looks like the bad guy from Quest For Camelot

What is the yellow even suppose to be?

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>Kill me
>Kill meee!

>>39567779
It's Ro-butt-nik in profile. Remember how in SatAM he had all that weird shit on his head? Yeah.

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Seriously, what the fuck?

>>39567773

Eons. Penders always had this original story he wanted to write called Lost Ones or something but could never get anyone to sign of on it.

So when Knuckles was introduced in the early 90s and had no real story back then besides "Lives on island alone" he took the opportunity to dump his story there and make all the characters Knuckle's relatives to make it fit. The dudes from that video (and the Image Crossover) were just one part of it.

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finished the red and green portions.
it's really coming together.

>>39567965
> not making the connections in color

Shit tyrone get it together

>>39567773
>>39567921
A huge, massive villain that was foreshadowed as being super important in the Knuckles series was actually supposed to be the villain from The Lost Ones.

He kept pushing this movie (the trailer is recent) as being "based on the hit comic book series!" Except I'm pretty sure only one issue is any was ever released, and that was over a decade ago.

>>39567965
Jesus fuck, why would you do this?

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Only I have the brains to rule Lylat.

>>39567965

Someone actually did the whole thing that way once.

Saw it on the awful Archie Sonic art tumblr once.

I found the answer with the correct combination, had to look into 4chan archives to find it.

Anyone want to see it?

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I think i'm doing it wrong guise

>>39568024
Sure. It'll be fun.

>>39568047

Yes that is what I >>39568016 was referring to. Good show.

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>>39568063
sure, here you go.

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>>39568078

>>39567921
Didn't the guy from that crossover eventually get used for something? Or am I just crazy?

>>39568090
>>39568078
That still reminds me very little of Robotnik.

>>39568116

No Penders wanted to use him and foreshadowed him a bunch in the comic but he didn't actually ever show up.

There's a possibility the original identity of "Anonymous" was going to be him but most people think that was going to be original Robotnik before Ian changed it to ADAM following Penders getting the boot.

>>39568090

oh fuck it's from the side

dammit

>>39568187

It's the SatAM Robotink design from the side which was the one the Archie comic used for the first 76 issues until switching to the modern Eggman one.

>>39567623
Indeed they did. Named him Haggar as well, thread was also archived for greatness:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13032508/

>>39568187
I can see the eye and the teeth, moustache all that. But what the dick is the orange supposed to be? I'm unfamiliar with this incarnation.

>>39568090
>>39568078
I don't get the yellow line though. It serves no purpose.

>>39568206
Anonymous was going to be Ivan for Penders, and Robotnik Prime for Bollers. Both terrible, but not the Lost Ones villain. The Lost Ones villain showed up in the Image crossover, where the entire story was about the Lost Ones with Knuckles the Echidna and Image's characters guest starring.

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I tried connecting the dots in different ways

do I win?

>>39568321
>>39568309

I think it's meant to invoke shading. The take away from this is Penders is not a good artist.

Maybe the yellow line is a scar he got from playing with a can opener.

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>>39568078

>>39568409
Well just looking at Sonic, Tails, and that squirrel whatever, that's a given.

>>39568340

Wow those are both dumb. Almost forgot how often Penders and Bollers got into dick waving contests over stupid shit like that.

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>>39568387
>fuck
Why the fuck did I laugh at that, god-damn it shouldn't be funny.

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what the hell are you

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>>39568047
I did the same a while back, but never thought of doing it in color.

>>39568722
I don't know what that's supposed to look like, but it triggered a deep-seated, and primal fear within me.

>>39568722
It looks like some sort of fourth dimensional being trying to enter our world, trying to compress itself into our three dimensional space. The connect the dots was probably made as a secret plot to help summon the beast and destroy our world.

But of course, it was drawn by Penders, so it wasn't good enough to truly summon the dark lord.

>>39566431
>>39567187
>>39567258

Not following Ken Penders on http://www.kenpenders.com/

YOu fucking plebs...

>>39568981

... Sonic Live?

>>39569094
Wait, what? Is that a thing?

>>39569189
You don't want to know. Trust me.

>>39569189

It's a special comic of the Archie comic that's well infamous.

And features Pender's nephew and niece I think.

Because the one thing people wanted to see was more Sonic Live.

Video games are played with sideways TV remotes?
Sonic was created by some guy named Jerry?
Bad photographs instead of panel art?
STARRING PENDERS' OWN KIDS?

What's not to love?

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/03/worst_single_issue_comic_and_the_winner_is.php#

>>39569324

>Penders
>Children

I cannot wrap my brain around this concept. Sure I can read the sentence and understand all the words but when put into that permutation it like throws a segfault in my brain.

>>39569400
To be honest, seeing the way the man writes and draws while believing himself to be talented, and seeing how he conducts himself in general...I feel sorry for any kids of his.

I mean this guy has an eBay page under an alt name selling off his own stuff like they're high-end collectors items. He's put out those video clips for "The Republic" and "The Lost Ones" COMPLETELY SERIOUS about them. It's just....so delusional.

>>39569575

I'm just amazed he HAS kids. Well obviously they'd be adults now but still same point.

>>39569658
I thought it was his niece and nephew. He is married though.

>>39569681
Son and niece, I think.

>>39569324

The best part about Sonic Live isn't even the fact that Penders came up with such a retarded idea, but that Archie actually let him do it. Think about it, an actual editor received this story outline on his desk, read it, stamped it, and said "yes, I think this is a good idea."

>>39569930
It's pretty clear that back in the day, Archie didn't give a single fuck about the Sonic series. It was just some video game tie in, after all. It's selling well now, though, right? I have to wonder if editorial actually cares now, or if we're just lucky that it actually has good people working on it at the moment.

>>39569930
This same editor also improved the "many hands" artwork and was supposedly giving himself an extra paycheck by writing as "Romy Cachron."

I think there's a reason most of the people from that era got the boot.

>>39569930

Until just before the Penders and Bollers boot the editor for the Sonic comic literally just didn't care and was the first person fired when corporate shake ups caused Archie's higher ups to look at the state of the comic and realize how badly it needed to happen.

The editors lack of involvement in anything is the main reason Penders and Bollers kept undermining each others works and getting away with it because nothing was checked.

>>39569985
They did a complete sweep ages ago, and now the people in charge actually care about the Sonic comic.

>>39569985

The present editor of the Sonic comic (and now actually Executive Editor of Archie comics) Paul Kaminski actually does give a fuck about his work.

Not to mention he's involved enough he goes to cons and does interviews and stuff, guy generally likes what he does.

>>39569985
Well from my understanding, most of the people who work on the comic now actually play video games.

While before about the only person who did was the cover artist.

Also one of the writers was kind of obsessed with becoming the next Jack Kirby in his mind, so that didn't go too well....

>>39569930
Even though it was clearly a marketing ploy built around a (stupid) gimmick, it -could- have been done well. Or at least passably.

Problem is, it was done by a retard.

>>39570086

Either that or are at the very least all willing to do the research necessary for the comic.

For example Ian Flynn sucks at Mega Man games too much to play them by his own admission so he got into the source books and stuff to find out about it. Now he knows enough to attempt a Super Adventure Rockman adaptation and most people don't even know that game exists.

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>>39567393
>What the fuck is this even supposed to be?
Its werewolf queen! Its always werewolf queen!

>>39570131
Apparently his girlfriend plays through the games for him.

>>39570223

He also watched some Let's Plays I believe.

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lel

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It's pikachu

So has there been an update on Ken's suit with Archie? I know his lawsuit against Sega got thrown out simply because the court realized it was retarded to try to settle copyright infringement when there was still an ongoing battle to determine if Penders even has those copyrights to begin with.

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Okay, after seeing >>39568078
all the ones that at first looked like hilarious scribbles to me at least look -vaguely- Robotnik-shaped.

I honestly want to know what kind of deranged mind would have thought this was a workable idea. You'd have to know what you were drawing in advance without numbers to guide you along the dots, and in -lots- of places the order in which they need to be connected is not clear at all.

>>39570307
>that red dot
Nigga, you better get that checked out.

>>39570351

Still pending. Pendering if you will.

>>39570406
Yeah, my uncle died from Crotch-Dot.

>>39570391

Ken Penders has proven quite a few times that thinking things through is not his strong suit.

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>>39570183
No it´s a blue whale

>>39570391

What likely happened was Penders drew the image and then broke it down into dots without considering whether or not people would actually be able to solve it. Numbers alone would have made it easy.

>>39570351
From my understanding it looks like he's just trying to drag things out as much as possible. I don't get how he is "too poor" to fly to New York when this whole thing started (trying to get the case thrown out because there was no way he could travel for it) but is able to keep multiple lawyers going this long.

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>>39570391
on top of which, in several spots you clearly are meant to stop connecting it to others, and by clearly I mean TOTALLY NOT CLEAR AT ALL and yet they're all the same color.

>>39570431
Couldn't have put it better myself.

>>39570472
Plus, it doesn't tell you to just connect it to two others of each color, it just says to connect all of the same color, which results in >>39568722.

>>39570391

The jagged lines of the mustache alone are impossible if you don't know it's a mustache before had otherwise you'll connect them like a normal person and end up with the oblong circle thing.

I bet you anything that if you went to his message board and asked him why this "puzzle" was so poorly thought out, he'd find a way to blame Archie. "The editor said putting in numbers for the dots wasn't in the budget, they were too busy buying kittens to throw into the furnace."

>>39570223
I wish my girlfriend played videogames. Ones that aren't Fruit Ninja anyway.

>>39570527

He'd probably also blame Tails comb over on Bollers. Somehow.

>>39570527
He has a what?

Someone do this! Now!

I still don't understand what the hell and a half that purple shape by the nose is supposed to be......

>>39570637

Yeah he has a board where occasionally he outlines plots he would have done, how he's totally going to undo everything Ian did when he gets control of the comic and he WILL get control of it, and he said Rotor is gay.

>>39570527
>>39570599

He'd also find some way to take a shot at Ian, too. Probably something like "but this was back when we experimented and tried new things like connect-the-dots to entertain our readers (I'm told the comic rarely deviates from its usual formula anymore, not that I'd know, I have no interest in reading it)"

>>39570660

His eye. Minus pupils because what the fuck are those right guys?!

>>39570713
I thought the green shape was supposed to be the eye....?

>>39570675

I think my favorite part about his board is that half of the questions fielded to him are answered by his sycophantic forum administrator, which raises the vital question: how the fuck can a Ken Penders sycophant even exist?

The guy's apparently a furry, going by his avatar. That's about the only thing keeping me from believing it isn't just Ken himself.

>>39570763

No those are bolts SatA... you know what fuck it I'll find an image.

>>39570763
I think that's an ear

>>39570775

Is that one autist obsessed with Drago still around?

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>>39570763

Mmkay see that gray bolt thing sticking out of his head? That's the green part of the image.

>>39570699
And if he wouldn't say it, his mouthpiece BobR would.

When Sonic Universe was announced, he kept saying it was just a quick money grab to get attention of the game fans....even though people tried to explain several times that it was basically like the Knuckles series without the focus on Knuckles. And even though Ken had already been writing in Rouge (kissing a man literally old enough to be her father) and Shadow (apparently not biological).

(wait, what am I saying? The Knuckles series didn't focus on Knuckles)

>>39570865
I'm pretty sure they predicted that the comic was going to be cancelled soon after Ken left because "sales are just soooo bad you guys seriously."

Knuckles was cancelled 32 issues in. Sonic Universe is coming up to issue 44. Knuckles was cancelled due to BAD SALES. In fact for a few months before it got the axe Ken was actually telling people to start buying two copies of each issue when they came out.

If you ask him now, though, it had nothing to do with poor sales. He'll tell you how the "climate" was bad for comics and Archie was trying to sink him.

>>39570946

SU is at least going on to... 54? I think? Because that's the parts of it that'll be in the Mega Man crossover later in early 2013.

>>39570675
You forgot the part where he said that Ian ripped off his unused stories. Like by having Bunnie and Antoine get married. Because you know having characters who have been an item since the early days of the comic get married was such an original and unpredictable plot twist.

It's even sadder because when he first stopped working for Archie, he said he wasn't going to talk about his unused plot ideas so as to not cause problems for any other writers.

>>39570946

Fun fact: The Archie Sonic X comic spinoff lasted longer than the Knuckles series.

That should tell you something about the quality of the Knuckles series.

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You want to try another connect the dot? I don't think this one was solved, but at least there are numbers

>>39570991
The Knuckles comic should have been about a loner with a handful of friends trying to protect a magical rock.

Instead it was about hidden cultures within hidden cultures within hidden cultures, and people keeping every single thing a massive secret from everyone else for extremely vague and stupid reasons, and about eight other characters, maybe two of whom had anything close to a personality, who basically were there to do Knuckles' work for him. In secret.

Knuckles never defeated the villains in his own series. He just kept them busy for a bit while his ancestors behind the scenes actually saved the day or the villains died in freak accidents somewhere else.

And then it ended with a Kraven the Hunter ripoff named (getting creative here) Hunter, and a giant purple humanoid ape in a sumo diaper.

>>39570982

I think in the early days after his departure he was more courteous and civil because he was actually deluded enough to think the comic would start tanking without him at which point Archie would practically beg him to come back and throw wads of cash at him and let him do things on his terms. So he played Mr. Nice so that he'd still seem like the good guy when he was inevitably brought back.

Obviously this was an idiotic plan and he very quickly became bitter when he realized it wasn't going to work.

>>39571081
I think that's exactly what happened. Archie wasn't letting him write anymore, but he was allowed to stay on as an inker. He did one issue and then took off on his own thinking The Lost Ones was actually going to be successful.

Then it wasn't, and he realized the only thing he was ever remotely recognized for was a licensed comic book and so after several years of not caring he decides to sue for Recolor the Echidna #47.

>>39571127
What happened to his GN? Did it finally fall thru?

>>39571081

The way I heard it, he was up for a contract renewal, so he left voluntarily for basically the same reason, so they'd beg him to stay and renegotiate better terms. Either way, he's an idiot.

>>39570982
That's like saying it's a ripoff to write a story where Jean Grey comes back from the dead. You know it's likely to happen.

>>39570852
OHHHH ok... I guess it looks ever so slightly less retarded than it looked before. It's still ridiculous. Thanks lol

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>>39570391
That was actually a lot of fun

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>>39571139

He hasn't said anything about it. My guess is he wised up and realized he needed to wait for his lawsuit to actually conclude and get the rights issue settled before he could actually go ahead and start publishing stuff with his characters.

You can probably see this >>39570431 pattern showing through by now.

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>>39571034
this one is disappointing as fuck.

>>39571139
You mean his Lara-Su/Brotherhood stories? I think he said he was going to be selling them at SDCC like two years ago. All his "promo" art from the last few months just got laughed at, even by his supporters.

I think he was also talking about releasing the Knuckles series but "carefully editing out" anything blatantly owned by SEGA. Which shows how much he actually cared about writing about the licensed material as well as how insane he is.

>>39571204
I actually remember a rumor that he wanted to make the GN a Sonic Universe arc. I imagine it's fake, but it wouldn't surprise me one bit.

So now I actually watched the Lost Ones trailer.

Guys. Guys. Holy shit you guys.

"Not what you were expecting." Oh God you guys.

This is the fucking guy who did Sonic Live. The one where he took photos of his own kids and inserted them into the story.

>>39571034

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>>39571267

Yes. Also responsible for these original characters. Do not steal.

>>39571319
The only cool one among them was Spectre and he wasn't allowed to do fuck all and everyone hated him, despite being the oldest.

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>>39570852
>We will never see this Robotnik come back and take back the villain role

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>>39571319
I don't have the version that has the quote of him saying that nothing he made for the comics was remotely based on anything owned by Sega.

>>39571319
Looking at this, I think we can specifically and directly blame this man for like 90% of the shit in the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom.

>>39571459
Considering that he's been trying to claim that "Sonic in a leather jacket with sunglasses" is his original creation and property, yeah.

This is the guy who took a World War II poem and swapped out words like "Jews" and "communists" for stuff like "echidnas" and "hedgehogs."

>>39571459

I don't know if I'd go that far. The Sonic fandom is a massive shithole but the Archie comics are only a small part of it. The weirder parts of the fandom were dominated by the Archie/SatAM people like a decade and a half ago but by now the weirdest and biggest group are the Sega autists. Something about the simple color-schemes and edgy-but-safe attitude of the post-SA games brings out the strangest people.

>>39571436
I honestly don't mind Ian writen Eggman, and specially post crazy Eggman.

>>39571533
The SatAM people scare the shit out of me.

>>39571519
>Considering that he's been trying to claim that "Sonic in a leather jacket with sunglasses" is his original creation and property, yeah.

Oh jeez.

>This is the guy who took a World War II poem and swapped out words like "Jews" and "communists" for stuff like "echidnas" and "hedgehogs."

Wait seriously?

Bwrosas is the biggest freak I've met in the Sonic fandom

>>39571587
I'd forgotten about that myself. I think he also took a presidential address, changed it around slightly, and attributed it to one of his characters too. I'm gonna try to find it.

>>39571616
I remember him from the odd trip I took to SSMB. Those posts/videos were fucking hilarious.

>>39569324


..OH GOD I HAD THIS MEMORY BURIED DEEP, REAL DEEP.

I mean, didnt archie kind of pretend that never happened either? WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP? WHY?

>>39571639
I'm a mod for a particular Sonic forum, and that donut lips weirdo spams the boards with his hour long videos of talking about nothing. And he always likes to say "god bless" at the end of his posts.

>>39571519
>>39571587
>>39571620
http://amomentofarchiesonic.tumblr.com/post/18417425061/look-familiar-kte-22-writer-penders

Class, thy name is Penders.

>>39571780
Any particularly bad example?

>>39571780
Ban him. He's already been banned just about everywhere anyway.

He's obviously mentally disabled in some way. He talks in nothing but cliches. Everything he says essentially comes down to "some people think this thing, but other people think this thing, because of the first thing should _______ happen? God bless."

>>39571944
Mod's cant do bans.
I been nice with him, but he tests my fucking patience.
Had to get on his five times about spamming till he stopped.

>>39571909
Not the same anon, but I think the best Walmer story has to be the one where he posts this giant interview he wrote....with himself. Except he claims that some guy on the street approached him doing interviews about 90s cartoons and JUST SO HAPPENED to bring up SatAM. And the guy took him to McDonalds for the interview. And he provided a detailed transcript of the interview, including notations on when he laughed in his answers, but the interviewer wished to remain anonymous.

This is the guy who obsesses over a single screenshot of Sally puckering her lips, and copy-pastes it on every message board he can so he can discuss in detail whether anyone agrees that Sally may have put lipgloss on for that scene.

This is the kind of mentality we're talking about. And I'm not even going to get into his obsession with characters melting into goo because they kissed someone and it "felt so darn good."

>>39571204
ugh. Oh god. That's HIBY level art.

>>39572025
I think that's what got him banned at Bumbleking. He used to spam his Youtube videos all the fucking time, I kept telling him to stop PMing me about his videos but it turned out I wasn't the only one he was sending them to.

Of course according to him he got banned because he GOT TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH, whatever that means.

The guy watches my Deviantart page. I felt really unclean when I saw pictures he put up of him printing off peoples art and taping them to his wall.

>>39572071
>>39572037
>>39572066
Jesus Christ.

>>39572071
A friend of mine got a note from him asking for a commission, I think it was Mina and Amy kissing until they melted into a puddle in a bath tub. She told him she didn't do fetish stuff. He kept sending her notes and emails for a while, and then started posting, "Did you get my email about drawing Amy and Mina kissing and melting into goo because it felt so darn good?" all over her page (this was before you could hide posts). He really is fucking creepy, no social skills at all.

>>39572206
>Transformers

>>39572206
Holy Fuck dat Puppy Poster

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GOD BLESS

>>39571944
>He talks in nothing but cliches.

This. Go to a message board he's not banned on and take a shot every time he says one of the following:

>so darn good
>funny kiss
>red herring
>got something up his sleeve
>many feel/many have said
>a major backlash
>throw fans off (his trail)
>the way I see it/it's just my humble opinion
>(something about the WWE)
>who's to say
>it really makes you think
>true intentions
>(random, baseless percentages)
>god bless

You could plug all that into a random generator and record it for twenty minutes and upload it to Youtube and you basically have any of his posts.

>>39572286
I want to see this man team up with CWC

>>39572286
>requests underage furry vore/goo porn
>ends it with "God has truly blessed You"

The internet really shouldn't surprise me anymore. And yet...

>>39572365
What you can't be a devout christian /d/ goer?

>>39572388
If God blesses you by throwing guys like this in your path, it comes off more like a curse.

>>39572332
In my humble opinion a funny kiss would make you feel so darn good you melt into a puddle of goo, but some may say that we don't know the true intentions and that it might be a red herring, like 70% there's something up his sleeve we don't know about to throw us of his trail, but there is also a 30% chance that there will be a major backlash. SHOULD PAUL KAMINKSI BE FIRED BECAUSE OF THIS, who can say, it's just my thoughts. God Bless.

Ken Penders is who CWC dreams of being.

no matter who you are, someone looks up to you

except John Byrne fuck him

>>39572449
Fuckin wizards in this thread

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Oh, what the fuck? Sonic is supposed to be a kid-friendly series. A KID-FRIENDLY SERIES!
I can't even bring myself to finish the rest. I find myself just that appalled.

>>39572567
No one looks up to the worthless Stephen Baldwin. Except that he is brothers with Alec Baldwin. But that's not about looking up to him, it's about looking up to his family.

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>>39572286

>>39574743
hahaha o wow

>>39571319

That's not even the half of it it once you start counting everyone in the Dark Legion.