Okay. I've stuck by Garfield for 26 years.. I've gone back and re-read the entire history.. but this is it.. This is so offensively and aggressively unfunny I feel like they owe me six actual jokes to make up for it. Fucking dropped.
>>39480909 not .. not really.. tbh I was still digging it every so often. the Jon and Liz together stuff was good. They only got bad when they had stretches of bachelor or guard dog jokes, then they got back to being okay again. but this? the 'we're still relevant dammit' was building but i never thought it'd get this bad.
>>39481039 I don't think it's ever been as bad as a cat and a dog (who i guess have cell phones?) somehow repeatedly texting each other just to make each other vibrate. Even if they were intelligent furry type characters that would still be terrible. That time when Garfield was pawing at a keyboard and sending out gibberish e-mails, back in like 2003? I was okay with that.
>>39480756 Why would that crazy fuck buy cellphones for his pets? And you know very well the one texting them is him. This comic is 10 times more bearable once you realize how fucked up Jon is.
>>39481215 That's it exactly. it's so lazy it's an anti-joke. fuck, i would've been happier if the comic had just been Odie sniffing around Garfield for a few panels before Garfield swiped at him, then Jon scolded him. I just came up with that just now in 5 seconds and that's better.. hell if you have time to come up with an actual joke, you can substitute the scolding for some equivalent metaphorical statement..
jim davis said he used to be inspired by his family pets and the hilarious antics they'd get up to.. and you can tell from classic garfield bits like 'cat kicks dog off table' or 'cat sits in plate of scrambled eggs, ruining the meal' whoever's doing the writing now, someone needs to get them some CATS. actually don't, they'll probably just give the cats cell phones and feed them lasagna
>>39481548 see, that's not a great joke, but at least it has a few layers. it's the "modern everlasting gobstopper that's not as good as the ones you had as a kid" of newspaper comic gags. I honestly think today's is measurably worse than it's ever been ever
I read the collections of Garfield strips a lot when I was younger, though I don't remember really loving them, it was always kinda mildly amusing and obviously repetitive.
Today's Garfield was bad, but alot of legacy comics use that lazy, hack gag where the whole 'punchline' is THOSE KIDS AND THEIR GIZMOS. Blondie, Wizard of Id, and Beetle Baily are way worse about it IMO.
>>39482706 It'd make their dynamic interesting. Jon would have someone to brag about his girlfriend to, Garfield could get jealous of someone else getting attention, and Odie could be royally confused by this guy he hasn't seen in 40 years but vaguely remembers
>>39482706 In the early days, Jim couldn't find ways for Garfield and Odie to communicate (This is when Odie acted like a normal dog), So Lyman was there to talk to Jon and show what Odie wanted etc. Then Jim made Odie like Garfield except stupid, So Jim scrapped Lyman. When someone asks about Lyman, Jim replies, "Don't look in Jon's basement."
>>39480756 I actually found it funny because dumbass people do shit like this. The joke isn't what is obvious. The joke is that in being terrible people will say "Dumb dog and cat texting each other feet apart" and then realize they do the same and feel foolish and ashamed.
god remember when Garfield used to do some actual storylines that lasted weeks or months at a time...like when he went looking for his mom?....no one?...am i really that old...
They are buzzing, and they look weird. You wonder why. Then it is revealed that it is cellphones. The absurdity of texting each other merely to vibrate produces the humorous effect. There is a contrast created between the mundane cellphone and texting, and the weird as hell vibration.
Humor is all about contrast. There was a joke here. It just didn't click with you.
>>39481206 Pretty sure that right is reserved for Family Circus, Get Fuzzy, For Better or For Worse, and/or Pearls Before Swine. But I've gotta shit, so I'll find out for ya!
So what do people here think of this comic? I got the first issue and thought it was pretty good. It at least has more effort put into it than the newspaper strips.
>>39489018 >>39489118 Not the person who first brought this up, but I believe it showed up in the background of a scene from Garfield Gets Real. It was on a small sign so you couldn't read the text unless you looked closely at an HD copy. I actually have this movie on DVD so I'll try to grab a screenshot in a few minutes.
>>39485063 Some of the stories in that book freaked me out as a kid. Especially the one where the kitten is possessed by some ancient feral spirit and turned into a rage monster that attacks his owner.
>>39494502 He doesn't write any of the newspaper strips either. He just makes a bunch of writers and artists do it for him while he takes all the credit.
Pretend that the middle panel in this one is a giant WHAM! or something like that. I must've clicked the new panel button a couple hundred times and this was the closest thing to that I got.
>>39501918 Just the sundays? I've almost never seen a newspaper strip that actually made me laugh. I kind of liked Dilbert back in the day, but that was it.
>>39501870 Goddamnit, you were in the other thread and I thought it was this one. I posted a sharpened version in the other one and everything. I'm getting so confused.
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The Declaration!Okk3V25OfQ 08/06/12(Mon)04:08 No.39502887
The Declaration!Okk3V25OfQ08/06/12(Mon)04:08No.39502887
Garfield sucks. Garfield fucking sucks. Jim Davis is pussyassbitchcocksuckingfaggothipsterassholefuck hackfraud conman swindler. Like Dane Cook, Garfield was never funny. Ever. Garfield needs to die right now. LONG LIVE CALVIN & HOBBES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELOiYgR2aI
The Declaration, now declaring this thread a Lasagna Cat thread.
I like that Liz is now a more integral member of the cast, gives Garfield a new personality to bounce off of
still waiting for them to use Lymen as a story. He just plain disappeared and that's been the center of crew-gags for years, might as well do something with it.
>>39503424 How does that even qualify as a parody? It's the same fucking joke each strip. I wouldn't be surprised if it was made Jim Davis himself trying save himself from being our bitch by trying to switch identities so he could blend in with the "cool" crowd.
Are you trying to be "ironic" with me? I don't like that.
-- The Declaration, wisely pointing out that irony has being beating to death with an ironing board, made out of iron.
>>39503688 As you get further along it switches from barfing to farting, and eventually settles on crude sex jokes. It sounds bad, but the whole thing's just so unapologetically retarded and juvenile that it's kinda funny, I guess.
>>39504236 >Jon takes Garfield and Odie to wait in the car while he goes to prison >Jon gets manhandled by an inmate in a broom closet >I can't stay up to watch the rest What the fuck is going on, here? And could that non-Garfield cartoon in the middle of all those episodes have made it on it's own?
>>39504524 And he's a midget. Don't forget that he's a midget.
Whatever happened to that little gray cat, anyway? Was it a boy or a girl? And wasn't it's name Nermil? Wait, no that was the mouse. Whatever happened to Nermil?
>>39504931 That those kinds of shirts are fucking horrible? I always thought they were just a joke, until I saw actual prom photos of people wearing them.
34 years of a comic about a cat with an over-eating problem>>39504637 Nermal is a young male kitten who think that he's cute.You can tell he's a male in "The Garfield Show" because he's voiced by Jason Mardsen
i still think the 80's tv movies and 90's cartoon series where great and still fun to this day to bad pretty much everything else in the Garfield franchise lacks the quality of those well there was that one book, i think it was called the 9 lives of garfield or something like that that had different writers having really different takes on the characters, i remember that one been awesome
>>39505220 >>39505252 I love all the weird-ass Garfield fan comics. The weirder, the better. Speaking of which, does anyone have that one where Jon Arbuckle becomes Doug Funny's step-father? I can't remember why I never saved it.