Err... Th-thanks, Grandma... It's just what I wanted...
>Dat flying scene
Deep and original storytelling, for a deep and original America.
Testing.
Imagine what it must be like working as an animator for a company whose target demographic is "people who accidentally picked up the wrong box by mistake because they weren't paying attention." I mean, I understand that there's only so many GOOD jobs out there for a young animator and on a certain level you just want to be able to pay your rent and put food on the table, but it must be REALLY hard to take pride in your work when this is your career.
>>38277002It's Indian.
>At Redbox>See this>Just stare at it for a while>Just.....>StareHave any of you watched it...?
I refuse to believe these movies exist. I absolutely refuse. They are fakes, and you are just trolling all of us here.MARCEL TOING, OWNER OF FAMOUS RESTAURANT RATATOING
fuck this gay earth
>>38277129It's on Netflix but I don't know if I should watch it
>>38277147Kiara the Brave is on Netflix Streaming. Was originally titled Super K. Kiara is only part of a larger ensemble cast.
>>38277173>it's on Netflix
THE
>>38277160I AM FRENCH WE DRINK WINE
GODDAMMIT, NO GRANDMA NO
>>38277199...Gaston?
>>38277199SECRET
I don't understand why these movies exist. They're very clearly rip-offs of more popular animated movies. I know there are people who would mix these titles up (family members who clearly don't pay attention), but come on. Why even bother making it?
>>38277199>fully animated
Cheap knock off movie thread? Oh boy, I love these!Someone who's actually seen any of this stuff should tell us how it went.
>>38277199WHAT IS THE FUCKING SECRET
>You like that show about cars that turn into people right?
>>38277237OF
>>38277181Someone has to stream this thing. I wanna watch it with /co/ like I did with Delgo.
>>38277207Oh shit what the fuck.
>>38277255His hump is actually hiding a set of wings that he uses to fly away. I shit you not.
>>38277237The secret is Mulan is a centipede. She doesn't hide it well.
>>38277207Your grandma probably bought it here.
>>38277237So what am I looking at here.
>>38277261>The original groundbreaking TV series
That's like when Battle: LA came out in theaters Sci-Fy had an original move the same day called THE battle of LA
>>38277261>The daily news>Newsday
>>38277298>His hump is actually hiding a set of wings...
Titantic! The Animated kids version
Trailer under the original Super K titlehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsvgYYZkarA
>>38277354it's party time
>>38277354
>>38277354aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>38277330That was on the Sci-Fi channel a while ago. I was like, "Oh, I heard this was terrible, but it's kind of cool that they got a feature film on tv so fast."Then I saw the sci-fi channel special effects. I felt so bamboozled.
>>38277248I've got the Brave knockoff on netflix. I've got some time before work, I may as well waste my time watching it for your pleasure.
RataTOING
>>38277354Oh jesus what the fuck
>>38277307Butterfly. She gets into trouble for "deserting" when she goes into a cocoon.
Ya'll just mad because you can't wing it.
I sincerely don't understand why copyright infringement doesn't apply here.
Man, they get this movies done and out fast as hell.
>>38277079Smartest one in the thread
>>38277419Oh God my sides
>>38277419From the thumbnail I thought he was a penguin with thick womanly legs and fishnets.
>>38277419
>>38277380>>38277354AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>38277386I actually liked battle:LA
Brazil can't rip off the way Korea can rip off.
>>38277273....I actually saw this one when I was littleon purpose
>>38277354>>38277380I find it hilarious that there are two animated Titanic films and the one with a rapping dog is the more historically accurate
Personal favorite
>>38277462I think he's talking about The Battle of LA the rip off movie not the actual movie.
>>38277079Brinquedo did it first.HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
If anyone here is going for a career in animation, take a good look. These are the people you'll probably end up working for. I'm sorry.
Here's a trailer.www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaNjWrCyKQQ
>>38277079>>38277522You've got to be shitting me
>>38277542Matching afros in both.
>>38277512This one was on Sci-Fi too.Man it's either a similarly named title the same day as a movie or it's two animals/events tied togetherLike, Atomic Tornado, or Piranaconda
>>38277535I think I know better than you do... Goddamn this brings me to tears every time I think I had a part of this...http://youtu.be/PBEWHy6khZw
>>38277386Does the original deal with time travel?I bailed on the one you're talking about when that part came up.
>>38277237I've watched this. It was only like 50 minutes long and the whole thing was disjointed as fuck.
>>38277354>>38277380
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Pires
>>38277581Pixar makes commercials now?
CUMON STEP IT UP
>>38277581I'm so sorry.
>>38277079>>38277522Pretty sure it's the same movie, but "The Frog Princess" is a more deceptive cover.
Whoever made this probably just said fuck it
>>38277380>>38277354That Captain would shoot himself several months later on the bedside of a hotel room, unable to cope with the disgrace of having not went down with his ship. They would play this at his funeralhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
>>38277581If you really did help make this, I love you for it.
>>38277623I'd play GTA Tarzan edition. Swinging on vines, robbing monkey convenience stores and banging Amazon whores.
>>38277239Cheaper buy. My cousin a little mermaid movie that wasn't Disney. The catch? uncovered, naked tits. But no nipples. This is a kid's movie in America. Don't ask me what it's about. I wasn't paying attention.These movies cost like five bucks. Poor parents with five year olds who will fall asleep halfway won't pay twenty dollars.
>>38276970Her eyes.Those are the eyes that burn the hopes and dreams of civilizations. Those are the eyes that explain why young children die in their sleep.Those are the eyes that have proven the death of God.
>>38277667Sounds like fun.
>>38277767>naked tits.>no nipples.
>>38277512Oh godOH GODFuckingI remember watching this. It was so bad. You couldn't even make fun of it because the plot made zero sense.
>>38277239Dollar Stores are packed with them
My cousins have all those terrible Cars rip off movies "Little Cars" or whatever they're called. Maybe I should borrow them and stream them over the internet or something
>>38277261>Uncool Fuelgood god my sides
Sincerest form of flattery, they say.
>>38277261OH snap son, I remember this show
>>38277378wrong movie.that's the other one
Also, Space Thunder Kids, most famous for Korea animated bootleg Sark.
>>38277199THAT HUNCHBACK MY SIDES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ioBjbPliU&feature=relatedWe heard yo like rip offs so we put a rip off on your rip off so yo can why while you why.
>>38277841I watched the annotated version of "The Little Panda Fighter" and it had a hilarious twist at the end.
>>38277261>3 out of 4>Newsday>Uncool fuel>On DVD for the first time>mysides.jpg
>>38277866There was more than one?
>>38277386They had BATTLESHIP BEFORE BATTLESHIP WAS EVEN OUT.
>>38278009Yeah. The one with the octopus is about an evil whaler that wants to ensure whaling goes unimpeded which somehow involves getting rid of some lawmaker against it. He hires Shark Mobsters to help him in his plan to sink the Titanic and yet for some reason notRose has to be affected by "magic moonbeams" to communicate with animals like dolphins and mice. The sharks trick a giant octopus into helping them sink the ship by having him play a game of iceberg tossing. The Octopus redeems himself by saving the ship.The one with the rapping dog is just a straightforward collection of Disney, WB and Don Bluth ripoffs on the ship with a Cinderella knockoff story at it's core.
>>38278059Do you mean American Warships? That's not even the same thing.
>>38277422Theyre 100% completely OC.
>>38278119>"They're not gonna sink my battleship">Not a hilarious knockoff
>>38277952What was the twist?
>>38278164American Warships had Koreans. I don't remember any Koreans in Battleships.
>>38277478I HAVE THIS!I haven't watched it once. You know it's shit if it comes in a flat DVD case.
>>38277419I liked it better than Happy Feet
>>38278180The Polar Bear that had been hiring the Panda to fight all this time was actually rigging the fights so the Panda can win.The Panda NEVER learns about this and wins his final fight regardless. The movie ends as the Polar Bear, having ripped off the Panda of both his pride and money, escapes back to his home land. The movie fades into black as he walks through Antarctica.And the Panda feels happy about himself.Also the Polar Bear's name wasPolaris
>>38278184They said "They're not gonna sink my battleship" in the goddamn previews.
>>38277918>dat ripoff Disney logo sequence
>>38278180Shit, now that I think about it, this is hard to explain without telling the whole movie...>>38278223And you did it for me, thank you.
>>38277512Shit looks harder than Dark of the Moon.
>>38277918I like how they didn't even bother making new stained glass windows
>>38278223I thought it was going to be Naga
>>38277570>Talking shit about Sharktopus
Hello /co/
>>38277160This one is fucking awesome, all the attempts at jokes in it are all racist, it's awesome.
>>38277918Oh god, and the reflections in their eyes are fucking drawn on the eyeball modelevery shot the same reflectionmoves with their heads while they turn themia ia Thai ripoff ftaghn
can someone stream one of these?
>>38277261They used to show this on TV. It was like a Power Rangers type show with some teenagers that turned into cheap CGI animated transformer characters. Awful.
I guess we're back
>>38277815I haven't seen it, but from your description I think you're confusing that one with Transformers.
>>38278409>last known footage
>>38277581http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti7cfnaRTdQI used to watch a ton of late night TV. I've seen my share of animated ads. Anyone remember "The General?"
Trailerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeCDQAj1xAk
Gnomes & Trollshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfjCxwukLVs
Another trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTZE6uCffHc
>>38281320>Activity kit includedYou two can assemble your own bootleg Jetfire transforming action warrior.
RACEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5aFsIIhBHg
>Mfw this threadWhat is this...i dont even...guise ISHYGDDT, because if you do, they you deserve to be shot on sight.
Prepare yourselves...www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llr-tMdGVRg
>>38281723This movie would have been the shit... If it was made like 5 years before Toy Story 1. Jesus Christ, that animation and art was uglier than Dalgo
>>38281533>Dr. Dolittle movies have made LODS OF EMONE>Now buy ours!Is this trailer suppposed to sell the movie to the people buying it or the scum fuck move sellers trying to peddle it to confused grannies? Hmmmmm
>>38281533>Narrated by Tim CurryHOLDTHEFUCKUP
I'm surprised nobody posts the marvel knock off ones like Thor.
>>38277261>Uncool Fuel
>>38281723Quaker State?
>>38277581
>>38282080>Jason Alexander as Eugene
>>38277255His hump is actually his huge dick.
>>38281533>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTZE6uCffHcMy favorite part is how they company can't even come up with an original logo and has to ripoff the Fantastic Four's exactly. They fucked up now, always making sure to be just different enough to avoid a lawsuit, but I bet Disney could get them for that.
>>38277255He's always angry.
>>38278651>>38278505>>38278409That thing looks like a rapist
Van-PiresFuck, I used to watch that show.
I love how the Van-Pires wikipedia page is clearly written by the company trying to sell the DVDs or something.
>>38282725Jesus, Jason Alexander?
>>38277841Dreamworks should make a short clip where Po kicks the asses of these pandas.
Not sure who this is supposed to bother.As OP suggests, the only people who would actually be fooled are senior citizens buying things for their grandchildren.At the end of the day, they provide jobs.
>>38277288>Delgo
>>38283406It bothers the children who suffer the greatest disappointment of their young lives. These movies have surely ended thousands of childhoods.
>>38283406Clearly no one has ever come to visit and bought a "present" just for you
>>38283794REFLECTIONS, REFLECTIONS OF SPIDERMAN!
>>38283812
>>38277581You worked on that? That was goddamn brilliant.
>>38277603oh god the animation in this is abysmal. college humor videos have more movement than this.
>>38277261>vampires>that turn into robots>cgiIs this the early 90s?
>>38284384late '90s, actually. It's just shitty.
>>38277629http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfJZ6nwxD38&feature=player_embeddedsaw this in the related videos.Well shit.
>>38277047These movies aren't made by young animators getting their start.They're made by sweatshop labor.
The Amazing Bulkyoutube.com/watch?v=ywaR-Lq_ayk
>>38284534Well, the tagline is half right.
>>38283794A tv station at my country used to broadcast a lot of this shitty rip-offs during christmas.
>>38277079What's next? A knock off of Tangled that's actually called "Rapunzel"?
>>38284779Nope. It was called "Tangled Up"
>>38277918Why does the Beast's head look like a Digimon, also did the Beast just say. "I like Bamboo porn?"
>>38281353we get ads for the general all the time in arizona. the animations not bad though. it looks like a gamecube character. their is however this other ad whose name eludes me
>>38277581Jesus fucking christ, the photo of the guy waving his hands in the car towards the end, my fucking sides.
I honestly can't tell why knockoffs like this exist. It's almost as though they're solely for the purpose of destroying anything original.
>>38277581>>38281353This all reminds me of a RECENT national commercial for Blue Tax...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMCvGw3-pJo
This is a thing that was sold in storeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbSfROCVNqA&http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slwRL4rlaug
>>38284941It's literally just so people looking for the actual movie will pick them up by mistake.They make them with as little money as possible, and put absolutely no effort into it. They just need something, anything, to stick on a disk so they can make the cover look like something that's popular right now.
>>38285016But... Why? It seems as though all the effort wasted on shitting these films out could be spent doing something creative, or productive. Fuck, if you're going to make a shit movie, do it with style!
>>38285220These people aren't in it to be creative or productive, they're just in it to shit stuff out and make some money off people's ignorance.They're totally separate from the people that actually want to make entertainment.
Pretty sure I'm actually having an aneurysm right now.
>>38281353FOR GREAT CAR INSURANCE RATES ONLINEGO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME
> What The fuck I just watched , Indian Goose Jesus?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaANagrDBtY&list=UU9iBBFfq7L3ipvodSLrU8gQ&index=0&feature=plcp
>>38286247First time I've seen that one.I'm not really sure what to make of it.
>>38284885Lifeguard Lenny?
>>38286247>Dat music>Dem animals>Dat everythingI am honestly confused here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNtcl7jZHeAWell, however bad it is, it could always be worse.
>>38287893Why are there so many of these
I lost my shit when they started flying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Puh6fHbJK4sometimes its not so bad
>>38277767Anyone know the name of this one?
>>38277419Is this Dreamworks I can't tell
>>38284242I like this guy's style
>>38277261>Van-Pires also had portions of its soundtrack written and performed by John Entwistle of the band The Who >In 2000, the John Entwistle Band released Music from Van Pires as an official album and soundtrack to the series. It was John Entwistle's last solo album before his death two years later.
Gotta love those companies who prey off the awkward, well-meaning moments between family members.And by love I mean that other thing. What's the word I'm looking for...
> Dis is actualy pretty cool Anon>>38288154
>>38282326hell, I knew about a few of these, but the ones that I didn't...just boggle me. Like, I'm not sure what my reaction to these should be.
>>38286247Dat singing "to BEEEeeeEeEeEeEeEEeEeEeEeE">>38287893>>Baby Poops-A-Lotwut
Speaking of Jesus...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM_mTh3m_Y0The Fantastic (Phase)4(films) strikes again.
>>38292994>>38277419My fucking sides
Movies with public domain characters must be a relief to the people who make these.
>>38288154>>38288154I'm not an expert on the bible...but I think I might have missed the part where satan/judas was a black goat, who was having sex with a goat-furry-sheet-whateverthefuckthatwas thing.But maybe that was a different bible...
>>38288154
Say what you want about shitty knock-off movies, but Snakes On A Train was a fucking blast.
>>38293500oh my god little cars was just so BAD
>>38284444JESUS CHRIST
>>38281320
>>38285014>let's just burn the house downOh god, I've never laughed and what'd so hard at the same time.
>>38293500oh god I watched the little cars
SOMEBODY STREAM SOMETHINGExcept Delgo.
>>38288154that was pretty cool actually, especially the ending
>>38293500Old StrokeyNever forget
>>38293044This is the TRUE story.
>>38298006>Willian ShatnerYou've got my attention.
>>"This is the worst animated film of all time">>"This film is terrible"www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxsMop1CaVwwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv7dTwYHlE0
>>38298006I watched this on Netflix. The cat sounds like it's fucking DYING.
wait kiara is on netflix instant? fuck, I have nothing to do now. Wish me luck
>>38283812oh god my sides
>>38298006>>38300329Did Shatner actually play Puss? This movie is not even listed on his IMDb.
>>38300200They are stoned out of their minds in that second clip. The movements, the voices... It all fits.
>>38284444>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfJZ6nwxD38&feature=player_embeddedFuck youI actually fucking cried
>>38284444Fuck.That was horrible. I'm crying now...
>>38283794
>>38284534>youtube.com/watch?v=ywaR-Lq_ayk>those cars>dat bulk buttOh god I want to watch this so much
Are any of these funny enough to be worth watching? I'm fine with terrible, but if it isn't funny terrible then it's trash
>>38284534>>38301320Oh ma lawd!
Me and my friend were thinking about doing a Mystery Science theater 3000 thing with these and other awful movies, would anyone be interested in them?
>>38301503I'm pretty sure you're not funny, but go ahead. I'm sure /co/ will give you a chance
>>38284444cool
I knew this one daycare lady. She pretty much collected the knockoff movies like this. But she wasn't aware of what they were doing. Looking back it's kinda depressing.
>>38301638Yeah I'm probably not, but we may at least do a test run on something like delgo or TLA
What I love about these flicks is how common Dan Green and other 4Kids VAs do these cheap movies.
>>38301766man's gotta eat
>>38301454Please tell me that is a tail pointing the wrong way.
>>38277273Any story with Anastasia always amuses me because the real chick got raped and murdered.
>>38301825oh fuck you I just saw it
>>38284444That was...
No Incredibles knock off? I am disappoint
>>38301733Too mainstream. Stay away
>>38288154>>38288154Doesn't matter still fapped
>>38277199>>38277255>>38277298>Always have this weird notion that the hunchbacl turns into an angel at the end of the movie>always feel like something is missing at the end of disneys film>mfw I read thisguess I saw both in my younger years and muxed them up.
>>38301844>raped
>>38301825Tis a thumb. I find it funny though that they fave him a FUPA.
>>38278400holy shit are you serious
Just to let you guys know, I got the process of getting this thread on chanarchive.org started.Again, FYI.
Forgot to post this one.
>>38302252Good, it should be archived. This is an epic thread.
>>38302267Has to be a porno about fisting and/or donkey punches.
>>38301844Didn't she just get burned to death when they burned her house down?Is there any evidence she was raped? The people were out for blood and the royals died pretty damn quick
Anybody post this yet?
>>38302413>from the producers who saw Shrekevery time
Am I the only one who is legitimately saddened by these?
Woah, I had NEVER heard of this one before.>>Actors>>Andy Serkis>>Jim Broadbent>>James Corden>>Stephen Fry>>Stephen Fry
god I hate when you can just picture the lifeless shiny CGI just by looking at the cover art.Maybe these movies wouldn't be half bad if it didn't look like everything was made of polyurethane.
>>38302563Holy shit, that looks awesome.
Note, this is "The Race Begins"Not "Zodiac: The Race Begins", somehow different from >>38281440.... I think?
>>38302471>mfw I looked up the whole cast listWhoa.... Outside of the UK (and Australia I guess) that kind of list won't really mean too, too much. But damn, that's a pretty good list. There wasn't a single name on that cast list I didn't recognise, which is something that rarely happens for me with films.
>>38302621Hey, the actor on the far right is the guy from Enterprise.(yes, I watched Enterprise).
>>38302621This one is actually pretty good.
>>38302621Dragons, dinosaurs and a kraken.Now I want to see this.
>>38302621I've wanted to watch this since forever, are torrents of it up already?
>>38302723I remember it having an steampunk Ironman suit too from the trailers.
>>38302696It's pretty sad that the Lincoln there actually looks more like the real Abraham Lincoln than the one in the main movie.
>>38284534>>38284534i laughed so hard i fell out of my chair cnad cause my roomies to run in and see this shit too.kudos to you, this made my fucking day
>>38302621Is this a cross-over between Sherlock and Challenger? Centre of the world and whatnot.
>>38284534>Watch video>Start CRYING.Oh lord, this is the most hillarious knockoff I've ever seen
>>38302621You can pretty much put Sherlock Holmes in any situation and it instantly becomes more watchable.I'm surprised they've never done "Sherlock Holmes on the Titanic" actually.
>>38302621trailer, if anyone's interested/watch?v=BaHvM9KVpcw
Another one I'm just learning about.>>Jane Lynch
>>38302749I had found it full in Youtube.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI6-mHsO8-M
not exactly a movie ripoff, but the animation certainly rivals onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtzhP0XbIik
>>38303021Aeslet
>>38302861But Sherlock Holmes has been put on the Titanic before.Don't you remember?
>>38302906more from Disco Worms.
>>38277273>Rasputin looks like a modern Russian in a movie that take place in the early 1900'sWhat?
>>38303211>>38303184>>38303159Who saw these designs and said "yup, perfect"?
>>38278387>>38278409>>38278505Oh god damn it
>>38303259They must have been jewish.
>>38281872DID SOMEBODY SAY DELGO?http://www.livestream.com/delgo
>>38303211How is it holding up that cup and dish?
>that warm reassuring feeling when you get an envelope with a bit of money in it instead of a crappy movie or game It may not have been large sums of money, just enough to buy a bit of candy really, but it beats getting something useless that you know they paid more than it's worth for.
No one posted this yet?
>>38303956mfw I see this every time I go to Stop & Shop.
Guys, guys. DOUBLE FEATURE!
>>38303956Horse needs to be new reaction face.
I feel kinda bad for resorting to religious films, but...
SOON
>>38304159This IS the same movie right?
Anyone still in this thread?
>>38304747Yeah, but I've just been watching. I even dropped into the Delgo stream, but that shit's offensively boring.
>>38288154I was not expecting furry nudity. How the fuck is this on youtube.JESUS CHRIST MY FUCKING EEEEEYES.
>>38309381this looks like it could be a porno
Totally not Disney princesses, guys.
>>38309408 It's not, unfortunately. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBC2RdvE0KE
>>38309499They all make me angry, but this one especially
>>38309628Does this shit actually make money?There's no way they make enough profit just off of idiots thinking it's the real thing.
>>38277079
>>38309628>Kevin Nash as Odin
>>38309903You're forgetting to factor in their microscopic production values.
Actually seems more interesting than the original.
>>38310919 Porno?
>>38277609Sauce, anyone?
I'm pretty sure this is porn.
>>38313271Highest production values for porn i've ever seen
>>38313271I'm ashamed to say that was actually a decent movie.
>>38311489> The white man wanted a stud to breed slaves.
>>38313271>>38313297Interesting enough, it has an R version without the sex, but some nudity
>>383132718/10, not bad.
>>38313271Is this or isn't this lesbian Pirates of the Caribbean?
>>38313271Jesse Jane. At least she has the decency to look like a whore the moment you see her.
>>38313271Now I have to watch this again. Not even to fap.
>>38302447I don't know if you're still here, but I do feel a mixture of amusement and sickening embarrassment when I see these things. The actual clips from them just kind of make me feel awful for being alive.
And still, most of those have better animation than Green Lantern: TAS.
Has this thread been archived yet?
>tfw you have this exact same VHS and never realized it was a bootleg until these threads popped up
>>38298006This fucking movie.My family was so confused.
>>38315708Yup.
How many Thor knockoffs are there?
>>38316696Why would you ever quest for "Snake island?" That sounds like a terrible island.
>>38277535Unless you go to CalArts. Disney sucks calarts students cock 5 seconds after they graduate.
>>38302471I'm starting to think Andy Serkis has some odd disorder where he can't turn down any job he's given, no matter how awful or below his level it is.I mean the guy was one of the main characters in The Lord of The Rings. Why is he doing this.
Guys there's one movie I'm looking for.It's about a dragon who lives on an island with his scientist dad, panda sister, and pig mom, and he's being hunted by this park owner villian named Barnaby who has a bulldog sidekick.
>>38317495the villain is a king of some sort?
>>38317522Don't think so. I saw it on some random channel at like 6 am so I don't remember too much.
>>38309628>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBC2RdvE0KE>A great evil arisesAt first I lol'd, then>duel wielding an uzi with mjonir HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME
>>38277918Holy shit, that movie is fucking terrifying.
>>38284444Dude...
>>38311813http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnA4u9CaK7Afag
>>38313271>HDDVD
>>38318179>Well to be honest there were bombing raids that killed many more than the two bombs did. In all honestly, I think that this part of the war actually saved lives. Could you have immagined if we actually set foot on their shores, The Japanese never surrendered normally, and wouldn't surrender on their on turf. Get mad all you want at the US, but it was the best way to end the war. What the fuck?
>>38288154Wowseeing the whole thing makes me actually see the symbolism in thatGoat tits are still goat tits, but its a bit deeper than that.
>>38277354He's making DAT ASS teeth.Cannot unsee.
>>38288154Jesus, you cockblocking asshole goody-goody faggot.
>>38278387
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Pires>The series was rated #1 in its time slot during several broadcasts in various United States and International markets.[citation needed] These guys are fucking hilarious.
>The Amazing BulkOh shit, I need to find the chase sequence from that movie, I saw it a while back.Its the most deranged and disjointed thing in existence, and the music... well I just have to find it...
>>38320012Yup, found it. Enjoy, for your sanity will not make it out intact.http://youtu.be/ml3Julq2-IE
Bump
I can jack off to furry Mary Magdaline all night long.
Come on guys. You must know of more horrible movies. You must!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbSfROCVNqAThis video is not for the feint of heart.Also, you can purchase it on Blu-Ray
>>38320704Speak of the devil.
Group photo!
>>38292994I don't even know what's ripping off what anymore.
>>38320704Oh my god is this real.Why
>>38284812The aforementioned film
>>38276970Netflix says that its unrelated to Pixar's Brave is that true?
>>38320942Yes, It's completely unrelated. Unless you count them changing the title of Kiara to include the word BRAVE simply to cash in on the high-profile Pixar movie.I think I heard somewhere that Kiara is but one of a group of main characters and barely gets any screen time?
>>38320704>Blu-RayObserve SHIT in its full, high definition glory!>3>this series has more sequels than the one its ripping off
>>38321049>Little & Big Monsters>No medium monstersand I was gonna watch this one too, but without medium monsters what's the point?
>>38320038>>38320038>mfw pirate-ship
I seriously thought this was Barbie doing Anastasia at first glance.
>>38309381>>38316742Y'all forgot one
>>38295128i bet thats funnyer if your high on something
Alternative cover for the UP knockoff.
>>38277400http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/fbv/bmbe/20233-ratatoing
This one gets stranger the longer you stare at it.
Obligatory
>>38302563i want to see that RIGHT NOW, please tell me where i can see it
>>38321185Holy... Obligatory you say? I've NEVER seen that one before!
Strangely Asian-looking Peter Pan?Strangely Asian-looking Peter Pan.
>>38321212Man, I must have been really sheltered. This was like one of the six VHS tapes I owned (three were Veggie Tales).Speaking of...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervgvrr7fjw
This probably isn't even that bad. It actually looks fine.
A Sesame Street ripoff like no other.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbBNGyk30Yk
>>38321255I instantly read this as "Prostitales"Internet! What have you done to me?
Fun fact: Roberto Benigni was 49 when he took the role of the strapping young lad, Pinocchio.
>>38320038What the hell was that?WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
I have absolutely no idea what this is.
>>38321311That might actually have been entertaining.
>>38321277I think I saw it on tv once. Seems like an translation of a french cartoon
>>38277207Top Tier Video Brinquedo movie.
>>38320038Wow, look at him run. He's just going to town there.
>>38277918
>>next generation film making
>>38321323http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-yrHyMISOw
>>38277918That really is a shot-for-shot ripoff, isn't it?
>>38321439>That feel when that is your own video>And you have no idea how 4chan got a hold of it
>>38320038
>>38321338The title translates to Lady Cockroach, so that should give some clue as to what it's about.
>>38321489I just found it on google
>>38321292"Sir, it seems to be wearing the skin of a slain human and is attempting to communicate with the children.""We can't risk engaging it directly. Gunfire will only enrage it. We have to hit it with the orbital cannon."
>>38320704>That song condoning child abuseFUCK WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS?
>>38288154nooww wait a secon, im no expert on religion, but wastn maria magdalena jesus mom? also furry porn was the last thing i expected
>>38321489It's Video Brinquedo's facebook page profile picture.www.facebook.com/VideoBrinquedo
Freaky Flickers: The MovieAnimated by one person.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5374342133037429476#
>>38320038que
Amazingly, some of these could pass for early dreamworks-quality work. Like, before they stopped trying to beat Pixar and just started making decent movies.
>>38321408>TONIGHT, YOU
>>38320704"This is a high Definition version of Alice In Wonderland . It was created to be fun and entertain children with it's quirky animation style, colorful palette and strangeness. It is in no way an attempt to emulate or imitate the Alice In Wonderland movies from the past or the future. It is a tip of the hat to 2d animation and the imagination. This is a clip compiled from the 57 minute feature. We hope you enjoy it!">We hope you enjoy it>Enjoy it>Enjoy
>>38320038>dat Gecko on a laptopGreat character or greatest character? Gotta love his cool indifference to everything going on around him.
>>38321616Download link to the full movie, if interested.http://kpqfiio.typepad.com/blog/2012/03/flickers-dvdrip.htmlNo kidding, the film is so cheap they couldn't afford copyright
>>38277778You're unleashing something within me...
>>38321616Sorry for the awful quality, but... DAT DINO...and did one of the characters get carried of by an Ent?
Ripoff movies, you say? Shame I couldn't invite my /co/mrades over to my place, I've got tons, ranging from the 80s to today. Pic related.Also, we have a pool.
>>38321774An ACTUAL pool or one of those cheap above-ground pools? Because if your taste in pools is like your taste in movies...
>>38321725Wait, never mind. It wasn't an Ent. It was a... giant wooden rabbit? what?
>>38321616>9 seconds in and suddenly vore.>fapfapfap
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum> Asylum is an American film studio and distributor which focuses on producing low-budget, usually direct-to-video productions. The studio has produced titles that capitalize on productions by major studios; these titles have been dubbed "mockbusters" by the press.>The Asylum work schedule is typically four months from decision to create a title to finished product, with the script finished within four to six weeks.>The Asylum's usual budget for a production is reportedly "well under a million dollars", and it typically breaks even after about three months. The Asylum has never lost money on a film>NEVER LOST MONEY ON A FILM>THEY MADE MONEY OFF OF SHIT LIKE MEGA PIRANHA
>>38320038I don't understand. there's too much effort for it to be an intentional joke.
>>38320704>well we have to burn the house downmakes me laugh every time
>>38321802It's a legit pool, man. And we've got a hot tub and rope course.
>>38321616mfw that trailer
>>38321595No, Mary Magdalene (literally 'The Mary from Magdala') was the whore that Jesus purged seven demons from. She went on to be one of his greatest followers. His mother's name was just Mary.
>>38321616Does every five seconds of this film require the pirate get killed or maimed horribly?
I wonder if any of the reaction faces I've capped and posted in this thread will ever be used by anyone?
>>38321963I'M SAVING EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE
>>38321826Makes sense.>Design monster using dartboard + photo of dangerous animals method>Sign on desperate actors looking for their SAG card.>Use one of your stock scripts inserting the creature's name in the blanks>Find the cheapest CGI/stock footage available>slap together a film.next:>if you have any halfway decent celebrity on cast, plaster their name on the poster>edit a trailer that features girls in bikinis everywhere, imply that there will be sex/nudity in the film (there is no sex or nudity in the film).>Sell it to a cable network looking for cheap movies with which to fill airtime>make money off of people too bored to change the channel.
>>38320704The way the rabbit's teeth move like lips annoy me to no end.
>>38322009I think I know how to get some use out of this cinema arts degree now...
>>38320781I guess this is the Easter special?
>>38322053Question!How do cars put on bunny ears? In fact, how do they get dressed?
>>38320038This movie looks like a generic full-motion 3DO/Sega CD video game (without heavy video compression)
http://youtu.be/h1xlB6zbz9kThis guy has a website too:http://www.thundertoadanimation.com/Apparently his initial goal was to adapt all of the 'oz' series to animated movies. I don't think he even finished one.
>>38322114Now what does this remind me of...Oh yeah.
http://youtu.be/8uDMP5ROeaA
>>38322114Dat blazing inferno.
No idea what this stuff is... if it's a joke, if it's serious?. I just don't know.It appears to feature the Baby Muppets... but also Smurfette?
>not knowing Fuppetshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxFWD2UoIZo
>>38322328I give up. No more for me, thanks.
>>38322328that was also mfw
>Try to find a hilarious bootleg of Alice in Wonderland>Stumble upon this http://youtu.be/1Ys_HrKYDT0>This is now my second favorite version of Alice in Wonderlandeverythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>38322342>>this is viewsqaure>>this is alphapanel>>this is select-orbThat got me.
>>38321323>>38321323
>>38321234Now we now why he never grew up: Down's Syndrome.
>>38277273>Anastasia>Plus Snow White>Plus clear rip-offs of that one short cartoon about the musical instruments
>buy a bunch of cartoon dvds with shitty photoshopped cover art from the dollar store>play the rapunzel one because i recently saw tangled>turns out to be the animated short by Ray Harryhousen along with about ten more from him.>mfw there's a few random Max Fleisher cartoons too.
>>38322484>>Plus clear rip-offs of that one short cartoon about the musical instrumentsYou mean this one right? I watched that one all the time growing up on VHS.
>>38277918Bella is a million times hotter speaking moonspeak.
>>38322568An animated short by Harryhousen? Woah, dude nice find.
>>38322583Taking a sec to post more GOOD cartoons.
>>38322583
Okay, all done. Back to the grind.
>>38277377Oh, man. I stalk Shemaroo kids sometimes. Their animations are just so shitty. That one series about alphabet land especially just kept my attention for whatever fucking reason for a few episodes.
This one doesn't look TOO bad...
I'm actually not sure if this is even a movie or if it's just artwork with a title.
Here we go.
>>38284534>the producer/director defending his absolute garbage in the youtube comments>Terrible film? Is your opinion based on the trailer or have you actually seen the film in its entirety?>lewschoen 8 hours ago>EIGHT HOURS AGOSomeone lend me a laughing-so-hard-i'm-sobbing gif.
>>38321616FUCK I REMEMBER THISAW YEAH
since the peoplemaking these movies are targeting old people who grab the dvds without looking too closely at the cover, why do they really need to bother making the movie at all?If I made a movie called How To Tame A Dragon and put a shitty 3D knockoff cover on it, whats stopping me from the actual movie just being an hour-long shot of a jar or mayonaise?
>>38322861why even have a video at all? Just release a blank dvd.
>>38320704>>38320704Wow this shit is bad. Looks like it was made in mspaint.
Here's an image I can't fathom.
>>38301733Way too mainstream.Also, you realize those things aren't done by the cuff, right? Those guys are professional comedians well experienced with improvisation and they do not go in there without a lot of rehearsal of carefully scripted material. Then they edit it down to what it needs to be.
>>38302267Post the one where the box art says "From the Producers who saw Shrek!"
>>38302406When you put murder in quotations like that you give up the game, fellas.
>>38302526>sunday school musical>girls showing tons of cleavageThis checks out.
>>38322959 Already been posted>>38302413
>>38313271It is a Porno.It actually had a million dollar budget, which for a porno is fucking insane. It's the goddamn Avatar of Porn.Apparantly, it wasn't actually that bad either.Good enough to merit a version with all the porn actually cut out, I shit you not.
I hope this thread is still up tomorrow.I posted pretty much everything I could find today.
>>38322933That's not a movie, it's a toy catalog. Brinquedo = Toy in Portuguese. It's just a coincidence that Brinquedo is also the name of the production company churning out all those Brazilian mockbusters.
>>38323192Ahh I see. Thanks for clearing that up.
>>38323065>It's the goddamn Avatar of Porn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ord4faH5rXs
>>38284444MFW my japanese language teacher in high school made our whole class sit down and watch this movie. The whole movie is pretty graphic, at the start of the movie the kid watches his mom and sisters being burned alive in a house fire. Fun stuff.
>>38284444This Akira boot leg is horrible.
>>38302694.....isn't that liam neeson?
>>38284444I love Hokuto no Ken!
>>38284444is there a Pearl Harbor version where a handsome young soldier just got off the phone with his family, telling them he'll be home to see them, before he goes and hangs out with the kids visiting the base?Please tell me America got one of these.
>>38320038I'm not sure I can continue living after watching that.
/co/, i can't handle it all. I'm out.
>>38284444Worth it
>>38323239Pray tell, what purpose in the curriculum did such a screening achieve?
>>38323827Culture acclimation is vitally important in any language, or you won't understand the structure and idioms and musicality of it.
You boys are all smalltimehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8H-BhK6TW8
>>38323875I'm trying to think up a witty response to this, but it would not be at all surprising if Japanese language really was somehow altered by the bombings.
>>38323953Well, it was certainly affected by the American occupation post-wartime, at least.
>>38323935That was actually produced by Disney, though.
it's bad enough to be a bootleghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uROQ9nplxIY
>>38304308
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMcOSrTsiWI&feature=related>No evil is greater than this
>>38324325>Charlie Sheen, Hillary Duff, Eva Longoria, Wayne Brady and Christopher Lloyd Did they manage to hire those guys and record all the audio before realising that they couldn't afford both the names and the animation?
>>38324477That's nowhere near as bad as the other stuff in this thread. Thanks for giving me some Top Cat nostalgia, though. Time to hum the theme.
>>38283710Dude what the fuck, it's Robot from Murder Man!
>>38324289Was it any good? Never heard of it.
>>38323935I feel bad for being slightly aroused by this.
>>38325248 I feel bad for being slightly aroused by this.Well.. the production company is Eros International... ruh roh
>>38284534 The Amazing BulkBetter than Ang Lee's HulkBetter than Dark Knight RisesBetter than AvengersAwesome graphics! Intense!
Is it just me, or does she look like Delgo?
>>38284534 The Amazing Bulkmfw
>>38284534 The Amazing BulkSeriously. These fuckwits couldn't be bothered to film with actual cars?! Student film CGI looks better than this.
>>38277603>>38277603http://www.destructoid.com/the-worst-game-ever-made-animal-soccer-world-for-the-ps2-62712.phtmlOh god, why couldn't they pay someone an extra 5 bucks to have a second voice actor in there?How can you PRODUCE A PS2 VIDEOGAME without spending a little on voice acting and drawing?
I think this is FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU THE AMAZING BULKMETAL MANhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG-RYMaz8wY
>>38325633Such amazing cinematography.Bravo, Ron!
>>38284534 The Amazing BulkWait.. I think Rob Liefeld is gonna sue somebody!That is clearly Smash!
>>38325584>>38284534 Oh my God, the way Bulk runs is SOOOOOOOO gay!
Are they trying to get sued?
>>38325730Are you sure it's not THE INFRAGGABLE KRUNK?
>>38302696 The video rental store my friend works at has that. He's watched it. He said he expected it to be a B movie. A B movie.
>>38326209....Yes?
>>38288303 I think it's this one. Of course, I didn't find the scene and I really have to go to bed, now. It's on Youtube, Good luck!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRUI4xpgzDs&feature=related
>>38321183>come closer>CLOSER