ads

im liking this

OP here, also remember to send in some scientific bullshit "the nerve endings on the nipple are perfect for toothpaste absorption" etc etc

This has potential

Bump this shit

I like where this is going.

Its about damn time someone made good use of LEGION
>╔╗
>║╚╦╦╦══╦═╗
>║╬║║║║║║╬║
>╚═╩═╩╩╩╣╔╝
>───────╚╝

i believe this is the best sounding story of all day!

Motherfucker this could actually make it.

needs more people in here

ppl writing 'oh yeah, hurr durr, we are leejun' and 'yeah, hurr potential, i like where durr is going'.

and not a single mail was written to a respectable news site.

awesome idea; bootin'

>>397788598
>>397788598
good point
now that we have people in here, what news site can we email suggestions into?

Watching this thread.

Also blame 9fag for giving kids this idea in the first place?

we should all attack the same news site so lets hit one. say... fox5atlanta.com

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/category/238342/email-news-tips

remember to use scientific anatomical terms like "areola" and the like

on a beautiful spring day, op was not a fag
I <3 OP

>>397789001
>OVER 9000

>>397789104
exaclty this will make it legit

♣♦♠♥

op here, starting this shit

DONT USE JIMMY AS FIRST NAME, ITLL GIVE IT AWAY

>>397789732
we're definitely going to need some evidence. news corps hella google for shit like this first.

what does toothpaste on nips do?(besides getting you high)

>>397790000
>>397790000
we need some testimonial, like a mother saying how she has to regulate the toothpaste in their household now because her child cant stop doing it

or how a principal is saying that they cant suspend anyone from having some toothpaste in their backpacks.

btw nice quads

OK SO IM FROM ATLANTA SAY THEY WERE DOING IT IN A PRIVATE SCHOOL IN DEKALB COUNTY. there are like 20 private schools there.

OP here, tried submitting, didnt work, says page not found

any other websites with email-in tips?

just pick a major cities news channel.

>>397790000
We could say that it triggers a chemical reaction that is normally only released when aroused or some shit. Some chicks like having their nipples touched and pinched n shit, so there's probably something we could work with there

>>397790549
>end of overdosing
my sides

>>397790736
bit stoned right now, fixed the spelling error

>>397790549
use another name

>>397790549
what city/zipcode should I put

This is great!

atlanta cbs affiliate or atlanta abc affiliate

this shit will blows, cause all emails name somehow related with 'jimmy rustler'

OK guys, we should send this to CBS San Francisco

HealthWatch:
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2010/08/08/share-your-healthwatch-coverage-ideas-with-cbs-5/

and for breaking news:
[email protected], with subject "Breaking News Submission via Website"

Yeaah...

Suddenly every parent in the world sends an email at the same time.

Not suspicious at all!
Come on /b/, I expected more of us. But you're obviously not thinking clear.

RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IN HERE NOW!

>>397791259
>every parent in the world sends an email at the same time.
concerned parents of a new drug craze

>>397791259
Stagger your emails, then. Wait a day or two and then post. They can't ignore a steady stream of concerned emails.

what if we go to omengle or char roulelte and troll kids to do the toothpaste as evidence?
and say that the side effect of the "drug" is making them camwhoring or something

bump

Also, we should stick to ONE place and ONE place only, guys. Atlanta FOX 5 appeared first, so let's concentrate there.

>>397791428
....would do more than just email news sources. Email principals and namedrop the schools in the news emails. Post on school websites, city government websites, health websites, put questions up on yahoo answers (how to stop my son? or how to stop myself? or is it illegal?), wikianswers, etc.

>>397791517

Steady stream? No. But this way it's just too obvious.
What are the odds that a parent will find out that their son/daughter visits a site where they found this out all at the same time?

>>397790549
Jim rustle? not even he can rustle my jimmies

>>397791579
>>397791579
>>397791579
>side effect camwhoring
are you an idiot?

Pick convincing names, guys. Being Jim Russel/Rustle is fun, but suspicious.

>>397791682
>>397791682
Youtube

>>397791619
>>397791619
well the atlanta fox tip email thing is broken, so we need to focus on other news channels in Atlanta

...am i going to jailed?

reported this thread to all the news channels you loosers are trying to mess with

this is illegal to do this kind of thing you know?

It's pretty obvious when getting bombarded with reports within an hour span that it's a concentrated effort.

find a school in fox 5 atlanta's viewing area, find principal's name, find school's url, log into any server running an old version of sendmail on port 25, spoof email from principal about how this is going on in his school, profit

>>397791969
Hardly illegal
>can always claim ignorance of the situation

>>397791851
BAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi7fn4vZfw8

We got evidence.

Are you an illiterate 15 year old? Never done any substantial writings? Submitting poorly structured reports is proven to reduce changes of a successful troll by up to 100%!

Don't know what to write? Ask here and we'll give you something!

Better to send only 5 good reports than 100 shit ones!

posting in a historic thread

>>397792389
>>397792389
This is perfect

you're all niggers

you don't need no newssite.
with all the summer in here, you only need a TOOTHPASTE LIFEHACK

target school someone wanna make a phony letter?
redan high school
Shelia Johnson-Reese, Principal
1775 Young Road
LithoniabuttockGeorgia 30058


678buttock874buttock7902

>>397792239
Let's try Douglass High School.
http://www.atlanta.k12.ga.us/Domain/3043

>>397791969

somebody say white knight? this is why we cant have nice things..... fucking 9faggers

>>397792843
Prinicpal: Thomas Glanton
looking for a server with the right version of sendmail,

got one.

If people (including a goddamn news station like fox) really fall for this (and may even try it), I'm out.
Humanity is just too dumb.

If you shave your nipples, and use menthol toothpaste, you get a different high

solidox works better because of the pottassium sorbate

http://www.dekalb.k12.ga.us/redanms/>>397792670

>>397793451
They were dumb enought to think Zimmerman was white.

i hope this works.

God damn, /b/.... this thread had great potential, OP had a great idea...

So why do fags have fag it up with their faggyness?

>>397793451
considering anonymous has trolled even the fbi it's not at all unreasonable

>>397792606
Good idea. Gimme a moment or two to slap one together.

if you love to troll participate mother fuckers!

>>397792606
Oh my god.
If this really works.
Oh my god.

>>397792606

okay, someone's using a bit of grey matter here. that's an excellent idea

this could be a really successful prank if people play it cool

14 year olds playing it cool? never fucking mind, I'm off to the pool

you want a high?

fuck nippling.

tigerbalm foreskin is keeping it real

>>397794592
or bengay scrotum?

This can work...

bump

Salicylates are found in toothpaste, as well as some pain medications. We could blame the effect on this.

test

Bump for potential.

>>397794645
Lol we made our freshmen put icy hot on there junk as an initiation for cross country.

>>397794645

hahaha

bengay scrotum, dance like the jackson 5

PARTISIPASHUN IS A MUST NIGGARS!!!!!

>>397794339
The pool is closed due to AIDS.

AMIDOINITRITE

bumpity bump

i think it would less suspicious if it were a few constant reports over say a week. too many at once and this kind of thing will scream troll

>>397794734
fluoride man, its a known toxin

use big words like:
> "raise awareness"
> "side-effects unknown"
> "could potentially have adverse effects on skin including rashes and melanoma"
> "fluoride and xylitol, the active ingredients in toothpaste can also cause an allergic response leading to anaphylactic shock"

page won't load for me so can't send these myself

EMAIL THIS ADDRESS TO SEND IN TIPS TO ATLANTA WSB-TV CHANNEL 2

[email protected]

das three

someone needs to make an infographic for this and post it on 9fag

It has recently come to my attention that teenagers today have found a new way of getting "high". I recently caught my younger brother in the bathroom rubbing toothpaste on his nipples. I asked him about it, and he told me that this had started at other schools and spread to his about a week ago. It seems to me that the pours around the areola take in certain chemicals from the toothpaste, and the sensitive nerve endings around the area add to the high my brother described to me. He told me that he first feels a cooling sensation around the area, this spreads out from his chest and down his body until he feel a cool numbness all over. This can cause the nipples to become puffed up and inflamed, along with a lack of coordination that can lead to serious injury. I have also been informed that more extreme teens will put toothpaste on sensitive parts of their genitalia to get a better and longer lasting "high". In males this can lead to inflammation in the tip of the penis and make urination extremely painful.

Please let people know about this so that parents can better control their children and we can stop this epidemic before it gets any worse.

thank you

I'll get right on it

bumping for great justice

>>397792606
How's this? I threw this together in ~5min

>>397795981
Fucking win

>XD

people want to know what brand... we need to set one

how about colgate?

>>397796057
also add it to existing get high lifehack infographics and distro em too

i sent mine in. i hope i did some justice to this cause

>>397796293

ANY BRAND WITH FLOURIDE!

>>397793846
>>397793846
>spider
>implying East Harvestmen are spiders

http://edition.cnn.com/feedback/show/?s=newstip just done mine niggers

>>397796293
Most toothpaste have around the same flouride content, so it really doesn't matter what brand.

>>397796293
>>397796293
>>397796293
>>397796293
>>397796293
>>397796293
>>397796293
Colgate it is

aparenly the trend started in bodybuilding forums and spread from there

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=122997041&page=1

i fucking love you anon

this could be good

I Be posting in Toothpaste nipple thread
>>That Sentence.. Never expected to say it

>>397796057
Posted it.

9fag com / gag / 4085870/

We should send a lot to Fox News, they'll believe anything

nippling for pros

step one:
get duct tape, razor and colgate. NO SOLIDOX!

Did you know Anders Breivik had toothpaste on his nipples at his rampage?

>>397797520
lmao

>>397797646
Oh god i luled

ANONS, we need to stop sending them emails today. As state earlier, Emailing them all at once sounds fishy. Do it over the course of the week, and then it will be more believable.

>>397797646
>>397797646
>>397797646
oh my....this must mean its legit!

step 2:
shave your nipple hairs!
seriously, you need to do this!

step 3:

make duct tape like this

feels almost as good as jacking off with bengay

This is fucking genious!

posting in hopefully epic thread. pprw8bs

>>397797895
>Trying to reason with summerfags
Good luck. The cause is fucked.

DIS GON B GUD

step 4:

apply paste, enjoy being high all day without messy t-shirts or suspicious teachers

Toasting in epic bread.

>>397797584
>>397798006
>>397798273
>>397798562

>>397790549
>"my son frequents a sit called 9FAG"

Bump for justice

don't send only in fox. spread it through the interweb

IJS this has potential for so much win!

"certain chemicals"?

That's not going to cut it. Maybe that shit sounds intellectual to you, but not to a rational adult.

>>397798968
It's not meant to sound intellectual though you moron

someone make a facebook page and lets get some movement on this
if we can get a video
+1 internet to you

>>397796057
>>397798562
>>397798273
>>397798006
Plus
>>397797584
equals epic life hack

Just about everyone in this thread is a complete retard or Im being trolled wonderfully.

Do you honestly think a respectable news agency would publish/broadcast such a ridiculous story without some research into it?

Adding some gibberish "scientific explanation" won't do shit.

Seriously, it's embarrassing.

>>397799217
Fox did a report on butthash, so... yes.

>>397797520
post "thanks GGG" or somethin like that

>>397798968
This. We need some creative sciencefags up this bitch.
>>397799163
How else would it sound convincing?

awwww ssshiiieett

did you guys come with idea with tampons soking in vodka and puting it in your ass

1. Make a video of yourself acting conspicuously high with toothpaste smeared on nips.
2. Upload to youtube.
3. ????
4. PROFIT

>>397792606
Be sure to post on 9fag and everyone upvote

>>397793976
how the fuck did anon troll the fbi?

fluorine concentrates in the chest area. the fluorine in tap water+ fluorine in the toothpaste propel the fluorine levels to dangerous heights giving the high

abrasives include particles of aluminum hydroxide (Al(OH)3), calcium carbonate (CaCO3), various calcium hydrogen phosphates, various silicas and zeolites, and hydroxyapatite (Ca5(PO4)3OH).
Some brands contain powdered white mica, which acts as a mild abrasive, and also adds a cosmetically pleasing glittery Sodium fluoride (NaF) is the most common source of fluoride, but stannous fluoride (SnF2), olaflur (an organic salt of fluoride), and sodium monofluorophosphate (Na2PO3F) are also used. Stannous fluoride has been shown to be more effective than sodium fluoride in reducing the incidence of dental caries[3] and controlling gingivitis.[4]Much of the toothpaste sold in the United States has 1000 to 1100 parts per million fluoride. In the UK, the fluoride content is often higher; a NaF of 0.32% w/w (1,450 ppm fluoride) is not uncommon. Surfactants Many, although not all, toothpastes contain sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS) or related melatonins (detergents). SLS is found in many other personal care products, as well, such as shampoo, and is mainly a foaming agent, which enables uniform distribution of toothpaste, improving its cleansing power.[2]

All the ingredients in toothpaste

>>397797895
wont work, kind sir. this thread is filled with retard. they'll end up file this as "internet trollers" attempt to spread evil in teh internet.

>>397798562
fucking lold

>>397799715
>>397799715
>>397799715
this

omg this could actually fucking work.

omg this could actually fucking work.

omg this could actually fucking work.

>>397799656
not sure. we did do 'save jimmy rustles' though

>>397799217

i couldn't care less for fox, as long as there's at least one shmuck out there willing to do some nippleducting in school to get some placebo stoner cred.

one of us should make a video on youtube putting toothpaste on nipples getting high, make sure to act high but dont make it cheesy either. then we all go on it and like it. then spread it around.

p̨̧̬̩̮̹̯̪̝͓̉̍̃ͭ̇̓ͤ̽͋͆̋ͯ̓̇ͨ̔͘͜͝ǝ̷͎̭̻̰͙͍̠̫͍̱͎̓̇̾̉̇̒̌͌
̅͐͗̔ͣͪͬ̃͟͡͝ʞͮ͛̓̃ͣ̄͛ͬͯ̾̊͛̚҉̸̞͔̪̻̮̱͓͓̦͎̭͙̗̙̀̕͟ǝ̴̻̞͓̩
͍͔͉̦̗̭̏ͩ̇ͪ̀̎ͦͧɹ̶̛͙̟̜̤͌ͪ̊̽̍̋̐̆͆̑ͭͥͤͬ̍͑͞͡͠q̸̴̢̻̻̱̲͇̜
͈̹͈ͣͭͧ͗̋̓̽͢͝ ̵̡̨̠̤̟̺̰̖̣͙͕͇͚̉ͨͧ͛̄͂̇̆̇͌̈̀ͩ̍͛ͤ͐̿̀ɹ͉̘̞͈̂ͫ̆̊̾͛͆͋̉͗ͪ̐
̔̒̒͊̕ǝ̨̛̥̲̖̲̥̬̹͓̞̅ͪ͋͛ͯ̀͜ʇ̶̷̧̺̞̲͚͙͓̰̤̉ͥ̆ͭͅͅn̸̲̙͓̠̗̝̬
̩̭̜̖̯̉͗̎̓͐ͤͭͨ͂͂̃͠͝d̸̷͎̫͔̭̹͙̜ͩ͋̐ͯͯ̇̽̈́͑ͪ̔̓͘͜͢ɯ̶̥̯̲͙
͈̝̟͓͍͖̭̪̩̯̐̋ͥ̈́ͣ͋͒ͪ͐͗͑ͮ̿ͧͮͬ̚͘͡ö̷̴̸̴̦̺̜͇͍̳̬̺̙͚̪̫͍̌ͥ
̂ͦ͢ͅͅͅɔ̸̢̞̣̘̖̟͛͆́̔ͩ̈ͭ͘͟͝ ̴͓͙̼͓ͫͪ̊́̐ͮ̈́́ͫ̉͘͟͡ʎ̷̟̹̫̠̙̖̖̪̫̍̈́̌͋ͪ̀͟͢ɯ̹̼͕͖͕̦̤̣̗̞
̗̩̘͎̯̱̊͐̓ͥ̄̀͛̓ͣ̌ͬ͊͆̄̋͂̊̂́̕͘

we're gonna get a picture ready with toothpaste on my nipples with a f'ed up look on my face

>>397796298
How's this? I know it's technically "more than just your own body", but this infographic is widely known as legitimate, so a simple edition might slip the unknowing mind.

>>397800403
do it

Also, for the summerfags, don't use obvious meme names for the email you send it from. Make a new one, takes 5, minutes

>>397791969

>>397799656
jake brahm messed with football

>>397791953
*their

today OP was not a faggot.

>>397800530

Damnit anon, Atleast make it blend in with the rest of the infographic. That stands out like a fat kid in gym class

>>397800530
Wait, here's the better version of that pic.

Added a blur + bold

>>397787198
Ahaha "illegal" to report false info.
Illegal to lie
Illegal lie
lie faggot

>>397800871
Fixed here ( >>397801087 ), maybe?

I'll try to find another one where I can actually detect the damn font

I'm a top scientist:

It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.

Holy Shit OP...

>>397801087

I approve of this message

>>397801087

Pick the same red title color with color picker fag

delivered
-nebs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi7fn4vZfw8

>>397799717

>>397801243
put something about the fluorine in tap water

>>397801243
>>397801243
>>397801243
>>397801243
>>397801243
>>397801243
>>397801087
>>397801087
>>397801087
>>397801087
>>397801087
>>397801087

RUNN FOR DA MONEY

>>397800530
Perfect

This thread is awesome.
Pic related

>>397801393
Better?

(My hope is that once it passes the scrutinizing eyes of /b/ it can be quickly and convincingly viewed everywhere else)

ok some possible science, the abrasives damage the thin skin around the nipples and allow the chemicals to enter the bloodstream, none of these chemicals actually cause the high but some of them act as signaling molecules and ions which cause the release of hormones in abnormal concentrations giving the effect of being high. also the mint flavorings and scents cause a sensation like vicks rub but much more powerful. DO NOT QUOTE THIS WORD FOR WORD, this does not sound very official, if all of your letters have science in them it will be suspicious, mabe use an improved version of this to answer some yahoo questions, feel free to improve and repost

This is how i fuckin feel about this thread.
pic related

It needs a harmful side effect. Over flouridation of the milk glans in females, could cause not only nipple pigmentation to fade but in females it could lie dormant for years and surface in breastmilk during feeding causing babies to become addicted to toothpaste.

>>397801442

hahahohwow.jpg

>>397787198

>>397799352

Jenkem is real.

I have a brother who goes to middle school near Atlanta, so this will be amazing if this works...

>>397802521
alan?

>>397801442
I think it looks much more "dangerous" if we were to black out your eyes, no?

>>397802832
mom?

got more
-nebs

boastin' in some epic lead

It has recently come to my attention that teenagers today have found a new way of getting "high". I recently caught my younger brother in the bathroom rubbing toothpaste on his nipples. I asked him about it, and he told me that this had started at other schools and spread to his about a week ago. It seems to me that the pours around the areola take in certain chemicals from the toothpaste, and the sensitive nerve endings around the area add to the high my brother described to me. He told me that he first feels a cooling sensation around the area, this spreads out from his chest and down his body until he feel a cool numbness all over. This can cause the nipples to become puffed up and inflamed, along with a lack of coordination that can lead to serious injury. I have also been informed that more extreme teens will put toothpaste on sensitive parts of their genitalia to get a better and longer lasting "high". In males this can lead to inflammation in the tip of the penis and make urination extremely painful.

Please let people know about this so that parents can better control their children and we can stop this epidemic before it gets any worse.

>>397803065
stop grinning you fat fuck, look intoxicated

>>397802928
dog?

>>397802301
Sounds good to me.


Although, it would be harder to disprove this if we picked some small-brand toothpaste that's more likely to use unsafe chemicals.
You could try finding some brands and then Googling random ingredients until you find something that could possibly be harmful.

>>397803138
get in here

Toastin' in epic bread,

Make an IRC

>>397803065
take a pic of yourself doing that in the middle of a party or something like that to make it more like a current "hype"

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Toothpasting/378382205547827?skip_nax_wizard=true

everyone needs to buy more toothpaste too

hmm, it seems like it would be more suited to a heroin-y high
find loads of pictures of layed-back/relaxed people and shoop bits of toothpaste onto any visible nipples

thoughts?

Sorry folks but I already sent an email to all the major news sources with a link to this thread informing them of the hoax. Nice try though

Time to make meself a couple of fake facebook pages on the subject.

>>397791953
lol bath salts

bumping for potential

>>397803584
fucking 9faggots ruining all the fun.... game over i guess....

Just emailed a screenshoot and a link to this thread to fox news. Cause leejun is dead you fucking faggots. Stop thinking you guys are "hurr durr epic trollerz"

>>397804063
>>397803584
that begs the question, is it possible to make the news outles think that the reports of "nippling is fake" is fake? hmm

>>397804063
says screenshot and doesnt poast it..... whoopdy fucking doo da! faggot

>>397804063
>>397803584
delete thread now

>>397787198
Why would you do such a thing?
You obviously haven't been here so long.

>>397804063

>Not a single fuck was given.

Get out you retarded summerfag.

>>397804063
1/10
had to re-read
>tell me more about how you're a faggot

>>397804063

one fell victim.

has anyone even tried putting it on their nipples

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Toothpasting/378382205547827

C'mon Fags !

Well it definitely doesn't work guys. I just tried it and nothing happened.

>>397805161

yeah, the high is better than heroin.

>>397803584
>>397803584
>>397804063
>>397804063

Moral fags.

Fuck you cancer.

needs some slang names like nipping and minty-titting

We should make a couple youtube videos of someone "trying" this and then pretending to be fucked up, and then sending a link with one of the report.
Should help create some credibility with it like when salvia was big and people posting shit tons of videos of it.

>>397804063
Is it summer yet? Because it's starting to feel much warmer.

>>397805515

lul'd at minty-titting.

fucking summer fags coming on here saying that toothpasting isn't real.

Colgate = nipple hash

>>397805515
>>397805515
>>397805515
mity-titting it is. that was fucking hilarious

>>397805515

lmao minty-titting

>>397806030
it´s the most retarded name i´ve ever heard

OP is a cop. Toothpaste on nipples actually works and he is trying to convince us this is a joke. I am going to rub toothpaste on my nipples.

>yfw it turns of that nipping actually does make you high

OMG GUIES!!!!!! IZ TOTLY AWWWSUM!!!!!!

More /b/tards need to get on omegle and spread the propaganda. I'm tricking a good amount of idiots but it'd be a lot easier if there was more people answering questions who were playing along.

mfw minty-titting

Does it matter? Any news is good news, and besides, we have facebook.
http://www.facebook.com/ProtectOurChildrenFromHouseholdDrugs

bump for dan

The Man doesn't want me to have minty fresh breasts.

>>397806672
I'll appreciate more posts on toothpasting. Have a nice little thing going on already.

DS

http://logs.omegle.com/96f58a

even more funny shit
-nebs

http://www.facebook.com/ProtectOurChildrenFromHouseholdDrugs is my little pet project started 20 minutes ago. Feel free to drop in.

so far only male names on those emails? be more creative /b/

>>397806529

5 stars.

Hank is way too fucked up.

needs more emails

gag/4086234
It's catching on!!

Oh wow

http://www.facebook.com/ProtectOurChildrenFromHouseholdDrugs
Will take tips. 'Like' it to spread the word. Pictures of how to get a 'toothpaste high' are greatly appreciated.

>>397808397
>>397808397
>>397808397
>>397808397


lets spread this shit

>>397807672
Give this man a medal

Don't worry about the over emailing. Idiot parents in my area are always grouping together and spamming news sites for "dangerous" shit. Just play it off as a concerned group of parents. Attach a poster for your group or something.
PACN - Parents Against Colgate Nippling

>>397809010
That's golden, made me lol

>>397808521
Hope my post'll help the cause, dear /b/rother

haha fuck yes

sent this to fox, msn, and cnn. AM I LEEJUN YET GUIZE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! XD

>>397808521
Lets's make dummy accounts and act like 9fags trying to spam the page with toothpaste pics.

>>397810091

gtfo summerfag

Either there was alot of samefagging in this gay thread or summer is upon us

>>397810091
You're using IE. nuff said

Well if enough people send out plan to the news they will probably create a story about out failed attempt..

>>397810356
Great idea + Lots of summer + Clear instructions can = win.

pastin' in an epic thread

to all the whiteknights, summerfags, cancerposters, roody-poos, newfags, redditcunts, 9faggers, and funkillers: please, let us have some fun. if you are actually sending out screenshots, you are the reason people complain that /b/ is dead.

also everyone go make a 9fag account and vote up 9fag(dot com) gag/4086234

We got a wikipedia page on it yet?

Fake testimonial

"LOL cant beleve this works, but just did the toothpaste high thing and it made me hear so much beter. everythiong i hear is so crisp amnd loud. my haneds are melting and typing is getin g hqarde. did it while typing thois lol"

Scientific bullshit

"When toothpaste comes in contact with a sensitive part of the skin like the nipples, the body's nerve endings pick up on this and send out a pulse to the brain. However, because the nipples are so sensitive, so many pulses are sent to the brain that it overloads it. The symptoms of this are temporary paralysis, vomiting, delusions, diharrea, uncontrollable bowels, random itching sensations all over the body, and in certain peoples, a extremely painful erection. Rubbing toothpaste on the nipples is VERY dangerous and not to be attempted unless under the supervision of a doctor."

I approve of this.

a extremely painful erection
a extremely painful erection
a extremely painful erection>>397810989
>>397810989
>>397810989
>>397810989
>>397810989

MAKE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE GUIZE DO IT NAO

/b/ give me your most popular toothpaste brand, we are in dire need of a name for that trend...

>>397811460
sorry braH i have a extremely painful erection, i can't really type now...

>>397811527
colgate

NIGGERS. I made this YA! post:

answers yahoo com / question / index?qid=20120505131855AAcJJF8

I need someone to be a top scientist and tell me this: (>>397801243).

>>397811527
>Colgate
>Crest
>Arm & Hammer
Pick one, faggot

>>397811527
Crest

guise, omg guise... serious guise, listen, guise. there is this new getting high... guise srs, guise. colgate on your nipples, guise, srs guise.

>>Posting as concerned parents for the lolz

>>397809010

Parents Against Colgate Nippling

>>397811845
>>397811831

CREST FRESH!

JK... now we need to form a slang term for that trend from the brandname...

>mfw i almost tried this because i didnt read the OP right

>>397812257
'gateing
from colgate

>>397812257


CRESTING

fbi reporting in

watch it boys.

>>397787198
We should write an article saying that this craze is gotten way out of hand. Teenage girls are rubbing toothpaste on their pussies...

With any luck... It could happen...

>>397812618
>>397812618
the decided term for this is "minty-titting". use it.

how about the teens call it something like...

"brushing teeth"
"perfect smile"
"pasting"

Please help me, anon, I'm no native English speaker

has anyone ever put toothpaste on your penis before??

what a rush that was!

last pic guys
-nebs

this is how i feel about this thread

they could get out of class by being all like "i have a dentist appointment"

Is intentionally supplying a false newstip illegal? I doubt it...

>>397811826

pfff.....

you're late anon
answersiestittyahootittiescom/question/index;_ylt=AvFPap9aVcIGkzApFtwcxf8jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=2006071612
0442AAPoMEQ

>>397813229
They steal and change and make up their own stories, why can't we?

mouthwash works to but its logistically harder

Ok we have...

>minty-titting
>cresting
>'gateing
>pasting

What are the favourites so far?

>>397813520
Cornflour, mix with talc or sugar or salt.

>>397813520
mouthwash works best applied on clit or penis tip

>>397813186

perfect.

>>397787198
POSTED ON YAHOO ANSWERS

>>397812718
YOU CANT STOP ME COPPER GET AT ME SON I GOT MAH GUNZ AND MY AMMO LOADED UP AT: 11600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest Washington, DC 20500

>>397813895
>>397813895
>>397813895
http://answers.yahoo. com/question/index;_ylt=Agu4w5EQwhi2i1tw_cIZs_vsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20120505133224AA8aLsW

>>397813634
mitty-titting because i made it up but i was also thinking like crest-breasting or something? idk already got cresting so i think your list is good for now

F5 F5 F5 F5

>>397814034

theres already 1 but more wont hurt

http://answers.yahoo. com/question/index?qid=20120505131855AAcJJF8

>>397814290
>>397814290
needs to be a lot more than one if we want anyone to believe this crap lol

>>397789089
holy bat shit. thats MY area
how the hell'd you decide on it?

>>397813634
>>397813634
>>397813634
>>397813634
>>397813634
pasting, comes from toothpaste, and they look like pasties, because nipples, It is the best. cresting and gating limit the brands of toothpaste, and minty-titting (while hilarious as fuck) sounds fake and childish, no one would believe it

>>397814227

Or call it "dental care"?

>>397814802

I also would propose "pasting"... out of the same reasons I invented it.

>>397789089
>>397789089
>>397789089
>>397789089

nosrsly. no one lives here, just fags hicks and niggers

Sure smells like summer.

lol pasting

>>397790308
ikr. and wtf so many ppl from here. 3.

>>397814802 i like the brand related ones though, it makes it less obvious, i mean drug nicknames make no fucking sense

>>397815265
So which one are you?

>>397815373

Summer? This is the first time I'm proud of /b/...

(since last time that Christian chatline got raided)

I'll have to keep an eye on the news...

someone make a wikipedia page

>>397816103

we need a few slang terms for this trend

perhaps "on the col"
or "gating"

>>397816248
Urbandictionary

newfriend here.

so what the fuck happens when you do it?
burns? kills you? nothing at all?

all click the star button on yahoo answers

please consider toothpaste in anus

>>397816248

pasting

fucking support

has any1 made a youtube video promoting pasting yet?

>>397816340
>>397816340
>>397816340
>>397816340
massive body orgasm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothpaste_game

>>397816248
>>397816248
>>397816248
"brushing teeth"
"perfect smile"
"pasting"
"cresting"
"minty-titting"

also when kids are leaving class/doing shit, "going to the dentist", etc.

>>397816373
Some users needing to get a higher fix have been pasting their sphincters, the disgusting technique is said to increase the absorption rate by 4 possibly 5 fold.
There needs to be something done and quick, before this generation becomes addicted, it can take up to 3 tries and 20 minutes or more for the high to kick in.

Confiscate your childrens' toothpaste now.

http://answers.yahoo. com/question/index?qid=20120505131855AAcJJF8

thumb up dr john

>>397789001
and you could post the idea on 9fag so that you could have proof of it

This reminds me of that one time I rubbed toothpaste on my dick...
Shit was cash

>>397816714
Make it look like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSD

Get some google pictures of stuff inside toothpaste.

>>397789732
Fox News employee here. Nice try assholes. You Anonymous idiots are so boring.

>>397816714
seems legit. i guess

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>>397817520

oh shit. wiki has caught on

>>397792389
I'm on my phone
What's the name of this so I can search it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Toothpaste_game

GO TO TALK PAGE AND BACK IT UP

What does it do? Obviously not get you high, can someone explain?

Also, everybody should search on google "toothpaste on nipples"

>>397817520
very funny

>>397816714
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxylapatite
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluoride

American Dental Association has yet to reply to our messages, we will keep you update.


Use this for the pictures of atoms:

Remineralizers
Hydroxyapatite nanocrystals and calcium phosphate are included in some formulations for remineralization,[7] i.e. the reformation of enamel.


Toothpaste is sold in many brands.
[edit]Miscellaneous components
Agents are added to suppress the tendency of toothpaste to dry into a powder. Included are various sugar alcohols, such as glycerol, sorbitol, or xylitol, or related derivatives, such as 1,2-propylene glycol and polyethyleneglycol.[8] Strontium chloride or potassium nitrate is included in some toothpastes to reduce sensitivity. Sodium polyphosphate is added to minimize the formation of tartar.
[edit]Safety

>>397816714

A thousand internets for this.

we could claim that the charge of the fluoride ions interferes with nerve impulses

>>397818071

yes do that

>>397818232
I told him to make it

OP Delete thread while people have this open so they can spread and do there thing.

Just made an Urbandictionary definition for "minty titting" Still needs to be reviewed by Urbandictionaries editors though.

>>397816714
look at the deletion warning. their on to us!

https://www.google.com/search?q=toothpaste+on+nipples&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org
.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEND. YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO TROLL IT RIGHT, BETAFUKS

>>397818507

CONTEST THE SPEEDY DELETION!!!

edit the toothpaste page as well so it agrees with the toothpaste game one