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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's suffrage.

the opposite just happened to me. i just fapped to porn and now the pornstar is pregnant wat do

husband troll thread?

>>350250865
nope

>>350251478

its happening

>>350248819
http://minkara.carview.co.jp/userid/177227/blog/23636762/

I just help them

>>350251833
wtf is that it looks gross

>>350251949
MOAR

>>350252052
That is clearly hotdogs and an omelette???

>>350251601

>>350252278
The fuck?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QSwuXpcm2o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QSwuXpcm2o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QSwuXpcm2o

inb4 rage

­

>>350253189
bill burr look it up Faggots

>>350253871
too late. raged hard

moar newfag husband plox

>>350252672
>>350252672
>>350252672
>>350252672
>>350252672

you win

>women
>logic

pick one

more!

>>350253871
ALL THE RAGE I POSSESS!!!!!

>>350252278
she really does says that?

>>350256117
Yes

Woman logic , oxymoron

>>350249735

Shit's fake. If you extrapolate the shape of the objects, you'd see that they cross each other inside.

Pixels, etc.

>>350249735
>>350249735
Some people have been taking that joke waaaay
too far

>>350256363
biting off more than she can chew..and thats saying something seeing as how fat she is

>asks how do you feel
>tell the truth she will get mad.
>tell a lie and she'll somehow see through and get mad at you for lying.
>you're fucked from a no win situation.

>>350256472
I fap to this.

>>350256689

>>350256628
Depends on how long the can is.
If it's a normal sized can, that's just normal vag physics.

>>350257525

Can't even read it. Tiny text is tiny.

bump

>>350253871
That is the most amazing troll i have ever seen
12/10

>>350258349
Read it fine....

>>350258349
>right click
>open picture in new tab
>zoom in
>????
>PROFIT!

>>350257525
Jesus Christ.

you're all >candy-asss

>>350257525

>>350258866

>>350258866

>>350258866

>>350257525
tl;dr

>>350258866
my wrist hurts

candy-ass

>>350257525
all my rage at this stupid cumdumpster.

>>350254088
great comedian, I also reccommend looking him up, along with Louis CK and Doug Stanhope.

>>350259269

>>350257525
don't worry, the kid can take it, he's male

>>350257525
so he cums out of windows? that sounds pretty cool actually.

>>350259269
DUH, the sun is a SUN moron, only starts are stars

>>350248819
Bikini's are hot though, underwear? not so much.

At my school, a group of my friends and I had a petition to end women's suffrage. 200 girls signed it. we have 800 people at our school. Stupid fucking bitches.

>>350259796

lingerie > bikini

>>350259796
dude wut?

>>350253871

I can't even rage. I want to sit in on that court case and watch the judges face, slowly turning from annoyance to incredulity to contempt. Trying so hard not to laugh at her or bitch her out. Even funnier imagining it on Judge Judy.

>>350257525

Wasn't there a massive effort on /b/ when this happened to notify those kids that their mom was psycho? I wonder what became of that. Those poor children.

>>350257525
wow

>>350259713

This thread is now about intelligent women..

>>350260790
heard somewhere she can speak like 5 languages or something

>>350257525

Fake as hell. A radical feminist would never call herself "radical". Also, bitingbeaver? lololololol

>>350257525
I like how she is so feminist that she spells women "womyn". Too much time on her hands. Maybe she should start watching porn.

>>350259269
dumb bitch needs to get out of school and back in the kitchen. fucking now.

>>350260790
>intelligent...
>women...
>paradox

"i've only had sex with 5 guys and 2 of them i couldn't feel so i'm basicly a virgin"

Every goddamn thing post is a duplicate.

Found a summary of it

http://yellowisthecolor.wordpress.com/2007/08/10/one-emotionally-disturbed-woman-v-a-gaggle-of-viole
nt-misogynist-loons-the-internet-at-its-finest/

Then I was sad because I remembered that ED died when I saw the link to biting beavers page. Fuck, so much history gone.

>>350261606
surely no one has actually said that

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>350248819
Fuckin stupid bitch xD
I've tried looking up naked pics of girls when i was what like in 5th grade? For fucks sake...

/B/ why is it that I can understand men and women, yet neither?

>>350261860
did the mirror of ED go down too? I remember a bunch of people brought it back after that sellout destroyed that great resource.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>350248819
Fuckin stupid bitch xD
I've tried looking up naked pics of girls when i was what like in 5th grade? For fucks sake...

I am a woman, and I don't understand why other women don't have common sense. Why are these things?

>inb4 tits or gtfo

>>350261191

If it was a fake, it was a good fake. Just google biting beaver, man. I remember it when it was going on, though I never heard how it concluded.

.>>350261860
www.encyclopediadramatica.ch
It's been back for a while, now.

>>350262229

Shit I don't know. Internet history goes so fast. It's like generational memory has a life of maybe a year now.

Anyone here remember when women = cumdumpster?

>>350262305
Because they have a complex that makes them believe they are the only victims in this world.

>>350249735

THAT IS DISGUSTING HOW COULD SHE WASTE A GOOD CORONA LIKE THAT

>>350261915
logic not welcome in this thread

the point is to hate on women, that's it

>>350262566
THANK YOU!!!!!

>>350262165
>>350262165
cumdumpsters. also your a candy-ass

>>350262645
And cue reason why I hate other women.

anyone else mad that OP stole this pic from reddit?

>>350262566

Well, fancy that. I'm glad. There really needs to be an official, academic effort to chronicle internet history. It's going to be lost forever, else. Shit, most of this very website is already beyond recovery.

>>350262750
oh, my apologies

>>350263068
no

>>350262645
yeah! MEN are the real victims! stupid bitches think they're the center of the world! Can't they see men are the center of the world!?!?

itt: hatred of stupid women spread onto all women on earth by hurt men

>>350259290
tl;dr
Basically mom fears sons porn addiction with a Christian fear of hell.

>>350263316

why u so mad then

>>350263508
you seem to be on the wrong website and unable to grasp what this thread is about.

>>350263882
lol. Just felt like posting that. This whole website is filled with stolen images. Nothing different on this thread.

>>350262751
>>350262751
>>350262751
>>350262751
>>350262751
>>350262751
>>350262751

post more of these, please

>>350264160

untrollable. imad

>>350263316
yes

>>350261820
can't explain how hard I raged FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>350261649
>>350261649
holy fuck that's my girl right there
slapabitch.jpg

>>350257525
>>350257525
>>350257525
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Bitingbeaver

If anyone's interested in the actual article. And several more.

This one is awesome.

>>350265734
FUCK! That kind of shit makes my brain want to hang itself and blow up at the same time

>>350265734
wat

>>350257525
Goddamn it.

>>350266207
more like this
for the love of god

>>350257525
>when he wants to jerk off, everything goes right out the window.
lol'd at that line

1. make a new thread

also

2. anyone have the story where the girl is like i dont wanna fuck, then the guy takes her out shoppin an then goes i dont feel buyin it

rofl

>>350267153
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

OP's name is Matthew and lives in Raleigh, NC.

>>350265838

My wife does this all the fucking time.

>>350266898
You can have selective reduction if you're going to have multiple kids.

>>350267775
I think you are missing the point. She is ok with having twins, but the home decor of the room is more important than her child.

I would assume anything bizarre posted to yahoo answers is trolling. But if it is true the bitch should not be having children. My guess is any children she has will either not survive to adulthood, or be fucking sociopaths

>>350257525
>>350266111
I ain't ever been this mad bro

>>350268461
Meh, many cultures do gender-based abortions. Personally I'm pro-choice, so whatever, man.

>>350266207
>>350266207

I remember reading this story before, but it had more detail. If anyone has it, would they share it? Thanks

>>350267639

>>350268785
I thought he showed the courtroom him getting sucked off by the girl? I think I'm thinking about another awesome yet similar story where showing such a clip helped him

>>350269183
>>350269183

>>350267639
I dont even can't

damn I feel bad for you all. Must suck to have such a hatred towards women, especially when its probably your own fault you have it. No wonder they all think your weird or fuck you over, its because your a candy-ass. Im happy I found the girl that I am with, my first girlfriend and we got married 14 years ago. She is a Lawyer at a firm in NYC and I work in a forgein exports business. We have a beautiful home in the top 5 richest counties in the United states, have never had a serious argument ( we are connected on a spiritual level beyond comprehension ), she has a great body, strawberry blonde hair and can cook like a fucking emeril and wolfgang combined chef.

childrenpointingandlaughing.gif

>>350269183

Two different stories bro.

ITT: Sexists talking about stupid women.

>>350269681
0/10

>>350269339
That was fast. Thank you.

>>350269681
dream on candy-ass
alternatively if true
no one gives a fuck

>>350269681
yeah, cool story bro.

pics or it didn't happen, candy-ass.

>>350269681

>>350269681
Do the layers of lies you weave keep you warm in your empty bed at night?

>>350269681
>got lucky with first girlfriend not being insane
>thinks all women are the same

I can't speak for the rest of these guys but I've found that sanity in women is the exception rather than the rule

>>350269935
Umad im not even trolling lol.

not everyone that goes on newt gingrich is a neckbeard basement dwelling closet homosexual. Some of us have a girlfriend, are in shape, have great jobs, and just come on /b/ to enjoy its content. I have had a sick sense of humor for a while and this is the only place where I can get a good laugh after i smoke a bowl and lurk for a hour or so.

Dont get butthurt dude, you can turn your life around too. A little effort goes a long way

>>350270813
0/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnP5oid8fD8

>>350270813
obvious trolls are obvious

>>350270813
>come on /b/ to enjoy its content
I stopped reading right there.

>>350271042
newfags, newfags everywhere

>>350270047
I wish I had my mic so I could go all vocaroo on that shit.
If I tried my hardest I wouldn't be able to come up with a better racist black woman impression.

>>350271190
still
0/10

>>350270813
>/b/ for the content
-10/1000000

>>350270813

WAIT WAIT, YOU'RE MY USELESS NEIGHBOR WHO BEATS HIS WIFE AND SMOKES MARIJUANA ALL FUCKING DAY???

I FUCKING HATE YOU.

>>350271181
you cant be this thickheaded.

youve never came on here and found an info thread, or some other type that caught your eye. Even somone making up some OC for once and reading it through and through is pretty decent entertainment for me. Shitty nights like this one in NY allow me to relax and get a good laugh from you candy-asss getting toomad.

capcha:SULTAN tyrest

ive always found it funny how people always generalize everyone else on 4chon as being a 'basement-dwelling neckbeard'. youre here too retard. it seems to me that idiots and foreveralones are the rule rather than the exception. but id rather be a foreveralone (its been about a year since ive got some, and im okay with not playing the game for right now) than a fucking whiteknight to some cumdumpster with a trashbag for a kunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5_HhqcbF_0

Girl Directions

>>350249735
I wonder if she can keep those cold?

>>350271544
>>350271544
>>350271544
dude... why are you even trying? Like, do you HONESTLY think that someone will listen to anything you have to say on this site? Honestly bro, you're better off just lurking and never posting. If you approach anons with this benevolent intention of trying to help them they'll not want anything to do with you. I mean personally i see nothing wrong with what you've said but hey i ain't half as dysfunctional as most of the motherfuckers on this site.

>>350271544

>>350269681
>Thinks everyone on /b/ is a loser
>Is on /b/
>Isn't aware of logical fallacy

I desperately want to shoot down every last bit of that status, but I really don't feel like it'd be worth the trouble

>>350270330
Oh god, I'm dying of laughter. I want to see the after picture.

>>350272670
so badly i do too

>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207
EPIC WIN

>>350248819
You know, I've thought about this fact for years!

>>350261915

i've heard this before too.

>>350270813

I have a gf, and I agree with a lot of the stuff posted in this thread. My gf does show some signs of being dumb or clumsy, even illogical, but I thank god that she's not born in America.

>>350272558
It would be, if you posted it here =]

saw this on DudeLOL today

>>350272558

REPLY TO THE WHORE OR GIVE ME HER FACEBOOK SO I CAN REPLY

Jessi Slaughter's dad is dead

>>350272558
>>350272558
>>350272558
>>350272558
>>350272558
>>350272558
>>350272558
>>350272558
>>350272558
please god! Do it! Post results....please please.

>>350272558

Is she dumb?

The baby is only 8lbs for like the last one or two months.

No but we can work/provide for family/give you a baby while being nagged at the same time.

No because we dont use those. But we can be shot in the chest and never once complain about it...

No but we can walk all day having to worry about going home and being annoyed by some bitch.

No but we can be bothered all night and wake up bothered but still stay faithful.

Not but we smile even though the person we are with is a fucking bitch.

No actually a woman is helpless all the time. And to them anything they dont like is sexist and unequal. Maybe they should start doing some fucking work and they will be treated equally I dont fucking hear any woman soldiers asking to be put into battle. Because they are pussies and just want to stay behind and not fight.
God that made me so mad 10/10 to that girl. Post this on her damn status if you will.
Even though its prob copypasta

>>350272558
>>350273667
same fag

and ive seen this about 12 hours ago, not OC

>>350273423
i second this

>>350273667
Already done, here it is.

>>350273094
agreed. do it fag

>>350274045
Holy shit are you serious? No man I swear I made this just now. Nice to know I'm not the only one who got a kick out of this.

>>350271544

Info threads on /b/ are by no means common, /b/ is plagued by spiderman, and those gay ass steve jobs. You seem to be generalizing /b/, like /b/ generalizes women.

>>350274045
>>350274045
Actually its not. Im the second post.

>>350274192
you made my day sir

>>350274192
candy-ass didnt do shit, get a fucking life instead of trying to impress people over the internet by posting fake OC and making other /b/s think you're cool.

>>350274192
"clap" "clap"

>>350274631
I never claimed I did it.
I'm saying it's already been done.
I simply provided it.
Faggot.

>>350274192
>>350274192
>>350274192
>>350274192
>>350274192
>>350274192
post her response please.

>>350274424
Actually, if you read again, it's a CHAIN status. I'm fairly certain this isn't the first time this has been posted. I know this because I refreshed after >>350274192
was posted, and I don't see it. Either way it's a fucking retarded chain and I am really grateful I haven't seen it spread amongst the rest of my friends.

>>350272558

>no
>yes but why would i?
>yes but only idiots get burned.
>yes its not that hard and you dont wear 5" all day.
>yes but i dont need to as i can control my emotions.
>yes but thankfully i dont bleed

Problem woman?

>>350274305
Someone say steve jobs?

>>350274192
>>350274604

he make that. That shit was all over funnyjunk, reddit, failbook, etc.

>>350274900
>>350274900
>>350274900
I was saying it wasn't samefag. As for the chain post I didnt know that. So Thanks for that.

can we archive this?
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>350275103
Yes

>>350274631
See>>350272412
>LOLOLOL YOUR TRYING TO IMPRESS TEH INTERWEBZ LAWL YOU FAIL

>>350275103
caught the cancer he was selling
>karma

>>350275152
>>350275152
>>350275152
>>350275152
>>350275152
>>350275152
Someone should actually post that all over facebook, to see how fast it gets passed on.

>>350275460
Glad that archive will forever have steve jobs.

>>350275103

OH GOD NO PLEASE DON'T START! LOVE AND TOLERANCE IS FLOWING APLENTY IN THIS THREAD!!!!! WE DON'T NEED ANY MOAR KTHX.

>>350275203
Sorry, replied to the wrong post. But glad you took notice of the main point of my post .

"Hey, you seem upset, what's wrong?"
"NOTHING."
"Alright..."

2 weeks later...

>in a fight
Girlfriend: REMEMBER 2 WEEKS AGO YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS YOU'RE FILTH

allofmyrage.jpg

>>350269339
Real or not that is the best god damn story I have ever read

>>350262229
www.encyclopediadramatica.ch

>>350275630
You can catch cancer now?

>>350274192
Personally, in response to the curling iron I would've gone with.

No, because we have better things to do than spend 2 hours on our hair. But along those lines, even when we burn our hands while working on fixing the hot engine of your car, and man worth his salt would still not say shit.

>>350275846
the entire thread can be summed up like this; fuck them then leave them. they love being treated like shit anyway

>>350275957
Are you the same eclipse from the fur threads?

MOAR

>>350276043
see
>>350249877
you can catch pregnancy too

>>350276043
yeah, iCancer2

>>350265734

>>350274192

Was on 9gag like an hour ago
>2011 9gag

So yes, you've reached the most amazing candy-ass level.

>>350276281
oh what, no.. I'm the eclipse from the newt gingrich threads. there's someone running around with my name in fur threads? gross.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

only 2 votes left to archive. DO IT!

>>350276660

ONLY 1 MOAR DO IT FAGGOTS!~

>>350276809
done

>>350261050
That woman has the perfect body. Not slim as hell, but with a little fat, not too much, but just enough to make her boobs bigger and her ass cheecks flap around onto my waist perfectly as we fuck

>>350274192
>>350274192
>>350274192
>>350274192

archiving a thread that is half full of preteens bitching at other tweens about shit they dont even know what they are talking about.
good job /b/
little do you realize the threads get deleted from the archive if they suck

Delicious misogyny, perfectly preserved in time forever.

Pic related. Moral of the thread.

>>350277254
underage b& detected.

>>350274192
I love this thread

>>350277453
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

>>350276043
Well, in a way yes. You can catch several virus, eg human papilloma virus, hepatitis B and C virus. These virus cause cancer. There are vaccines against some of these, from a practical point of view, you vaccinate yourself against cancer.
There is a sexually transmitted cancer in dogs. A human infectious cancer could possibly arise.

>>350276638
Please don't post random My Little Pwny images.
I don't mind if they're reactions, but that one doesn't seem like much of a reaction.

>>350278110
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

Please don't archive this whiner thread.

>>350274192
POST HER ANSWER!

>>350274192

Faggot. You got this off Reddit.

>>350278333
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

>>350278333
hmm nice trip threes

captcha: economy ishifie

Girl Wisdom

>>350269339
ITT: We've all entered a world where new evidence can be introduced right before the close of a trial without any exploratory or discovery phase and both attorneys are just "fine" with that.

Capcha: titiests accusation

>>350278625
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

>>350274192

bumping for answer and possible flawless victory.

girls that dont want to be called sluts for dressing like a slut.. lets try this one:

i dress like a police officer.
you see me on the street.
you say "officer! my friends being robbed!"
i say "sorry, im not a cop. im just dressed like one"
you say "why the hell would you dress like a cop?"
i say "i dont know really.."
final summation:
you may not be a whore, but youre dressed in a whores uniform

>>350279652
>>350279652
>>350279652

OH GOD I LOL'D

>>350274192
Come on guy, post some answers.

>>350279652

chave dapelle

>>350279652
Way to copy/pasta Dave Chappelle douche.

>>350279652
>>350279750
samefag

>>350278516
>>350278248

WHY DO ANONS KEEP POSTING THIS SHIT???

>>350279952
actually this was a Katt Williams joke

>>350265734

... Holy Fuck

>>350259713
Sorry I'm taking so long to reply to this, I knocked myself out because I face palmed so hard.

"The Sun is the star at the center of the Solar System." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun

Dumbshit.

>>350281171
>>350278625
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

>>350281040

no really, can someone explain it to this newfag?
He's not gonna shut up if we ignore him.

>>350266207

So much win that one.

>>350281040
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

pümbb

>>350281513
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207
>>350266207

FUCKING BRILLIANT.

I've always used this argument: If you go into a poor neighborhood wearing a shirt with a hundred dollar bill taped to the back of it and somebody runs up behind you and takes the hundred dollar bill would you call them a thief? I suppose technically you COULD call them a thief but most likely you, the cops and everynewt gingrich else would think "shit, i shouldnt have taped that money to my shirt in this poor neighborhood". Now if a woman goes to a place surrounded by drunk men wearing a shirt that exposes nearly 40% of her breasts and a skirt that just barely covers her ass and begins flirting and making sexual gestures with drunk men to get free drinks and attention and one of the men should make a sexual advancement toward her then that's rape and it's the mans fault for not knowing that through the sexual advances she made she didn't REALLY intend to have sex with him? Obviously I don't walk around town exposing half my dick and balls because I know in the back of my head that MAYBE somebody is gonna reach out and grab it when I don't want them to. TL;DR: Women are fucking stupid and I wish i was gay

>>350281748
lol

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>>350282307

nig­ger please

Gasp. Oh my god, this thread is still here!

>>350282049
liu

no homo

quick someone start a new thread

>>350269339
>>350269339
>>350269339

This kind of shit just make you wanna cry tears of pure joy. Fucking sluts

>>350282186
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

>>350258866
why are we blocking their names? wouldnt "exposing" facetards stop it? oh right its invasion of the body snatchers and fucking everyone and their grandma has facebook now.

this thread is awesome, dont let it die.